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Count Zarth
12-10-2004, 04:02 PM
December 10th, 2004 marked the passing of Comfy L. Chair and B.F. Monitor.

They lived a short, but gaming-filled life. Brought into this world around the turn of the century by high school graduation cash and Papa John's wages, Chair and Monitor spent most of their days in each other's company. After separation from their birthplaces of Fry's orphanage and Best Buy nursery, the pair lived the majority of their life in Carrollton, Texas. The twilight of their years was spent in a retirement home in Spring, Texas, where they lasted just a few months before passing on to that big retail chain in the sky.

Chair and Monitor are survived by Chair's son, Comfier L. Chair, and Monitor's daughter, Viewsonic E90FB. They are also survived by their caretaker, GoChiefs. He saw to their needs during most of their natural lives, making sure Monitor's screen was always dust-free and Chair was always protected when it was time for porn.

A wake will be held at the dump.

Comfy L. Chair and B.F. Monitor, in happier times

http://img114.exs.cx/img114/8735/nerdroom.jpg

DeepSouth
12-10-2004, 04:08 PM
BadGirl can get you a hearse. Just make sure one of your friends drive a station wagon to the funeral.

Fairplay
12-10-2004, 04:09 PM
I will spend a few moments in silence...........


So did you get a new chair and monitor?

Rain Man
12-10-2004, 04:09 PM
(Beating chest and wailing) Why?? Why?? Why couldn't it have been gochiefs instead of Comfy L. Chair and B.F. Monitor???

Count Zarth
12-10-2004, 04:10 PM
I will spend a few moments in silence...........


So did you get a new chair and monitor?

I hope you guys aren't going to slobber all over this like you did ChiefsOne's daughter:

FloridaChief
12-10-2004, 04:14 PM
BadGirl can get you a hearse. Just make sure one of your friends drive a station wagon to the funeral.

I just had a mental picture of a hearse circling 'round and 'round the funeral home, afraid to go in and pick up the coffin...








Variation #1487 of old joke...

Fairplay
12-10-2004, 04:15 PM
My viewsonic went to its grave about two months ago. After only 5 years of loyal service. No ceremony was held or services. I wanted it to go out peacefully.

Bob Dole
12-10-2004, 04:17 PM
My viewsonic went to its grave about two months ago. After only 5 years of loyal service. No ceremony was held or services.

Maybe because you're not a 14 year-old geek who needs to clean his room.

Fairplay
12-10-2004, 04:20 PM
Maybe because you're not a 14 year-old geek who needs to clean his room.



I noticed that, his rooms a mess. BTW Username, what was in that glass by your computer? You get a hold of some brew?

Count Zarth
12-10-2004, 04:23 PM
I noticed that, his rooms a mess. BTW Username, what was in that glass by your computer? You get a hold of some brew?

That pic is at least 2 years old...probably more. I don't even live in the same house.

I would guess either water or milk was in that glass.

My room wasn't really in a mess either. All my nerdy decorations were placed in the appropriate spots.

ChiTown
12-10-2004, 04:25 PM
Dear lord you're a hopeless geek......

Skip Towne
12-10-2004, 04:32 PM
Dear lord you're a hopeless geek......
I'm soooo shocked!!

Count Zarth
12-10-2004, 04:32 PM
Dear lord you're a hopeless geek......

Really? I had no idea.

Fairplay
12-10-2004, 04:37 PM
I also noticed your comp desk is placed real close to your clothes chest. You could barely get open some of them. Also your desk looks a little aged. One day i will post a pic of my set up so you can give me sh*t back Username.

ChiTown
12-10-2004, 04:37 PM
I'm soooo shocked!!

I can't imagine how many times he's put on his Yoda outfit and spanked it to The Empire Strikes Back.........

Count Zarth
12-10-2004, 04:40 PM
I also noticed your comp desk is placed real close to your clothes chest. You could barely get open some of them. Also your desk looks a little aged. One day i will post a pic of my set up so you can give me sh*t back Username.

Yeah I changed that layout after awhile. That desk is gone too. Weighed a freaking ton. Thing was from the 80s.

Count Zarth
12-10-2004, 04:40 PM
I can't imagine how many times he's put on his Yoda outfit and spanked it to The Empire Strikes Back.........

I don't have a Yoda outfit. I don't spank it to ESB, either.

FloridaChief
12-10-2004, 04:44 PM
I don't spank it to ESB, either.

Okay. RotJ metal-bikini gimmick, then...

ChiTown
12-10-2004, 04:45 PM
I don't have a Yoda outfit. I don't spank it to ESB, either.

Says the boy with the Stars Wars figurines and posters.

Sure you don't........

Count Zarth
12-10-2004, 04:45 PM
Okay. RotJ metal-bikini gimmick, then...

Nope.

Count Zarth
12-10-2004, 04:46 PM
Says the boy with the Stars Wars figurines and posters.

Sure you don't........

What if I had a Scarface poster up? Does that mean I spank it to Al Pacino?

ChiTown
12-10-2004, 04:48 PM
What if I had a Scarface poster up? Does that mean I spank it to Al Pacino?

Given all that you have disclosed thus far, I'd have little doubt.

Count Zarth
12-10-2004, 04:50 PM
Given all that you have disclosed thus far, I'd have little doubt.

Just what the hell have I disclosed?

FloridaChief
12-10-2004, 04:52 PM
Nope.

You know your lying...






Liar.

ChiTown
12-10-2004, 04:55 PM
Just what the hell have I disclosed?

That you are a complete loser. Therefore, spanking in your Yoda costume whilst viewing the ESB, would not be out of the question for you. So, spanking on your Scarface poster while watching Scent of a Woman would be totally in character for you, no?

Count Zarth
12-10-2004, 04:56 PM
You know your lying...






Liar.

Sorry. Seeing her sit there next to a slug just isn't all that arousing.

Count Zarth
12-10-2004, 04:57 PM
That you are a complete loser. Therefore, spanking in your Yoda costume whilst viewing the ESB, would not be out of the question for you. So, spanking on your Scarface poster while watching Scent of a Woman would be totally in character for you, no?

I am sad that you have chosen to desecrate this memorial thread with your hateful statements. Have you no respect for the dead?

Hydrae
12-10-2004, 05:00 PM
I am sad that you have chosen to desecrate this memorial thread with your hateful statements. Have you no respect for the dead?


Respect for the dead??? You are the one holding the wake at the dump!

Count Zarth
12-10-2004, 05:02 PM
Respect for the dead??? You are the one holding the wake at the dump!

It was in their will! That chair cradled my ass for 4 years and I'll be damned if I'm going to ignore it's last wishes!