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royr17
12-11-2004, 04:34 PM
Saturday Morning Dan Marino was arrested by Daytona Police, for hiring Tonya Hardings ex body guard to take out Peyton Manning. Manning was Attacked at the Indianapolis airport, Where he was struck repeatedly in his left Knee with what Eywittnesses said to be a Metal Miami Dolphins Lunch box. Eyewittness at the scene also report Manning Just held his Knee and cryed " Why Why Why"

Skip Towne
12-11-2004, 04:38 PM
Link?

royr17
12-11-2004, 04:39 PM
Skip Towne, it was a joke ...

Iowanian
12-11-2004, 04:40 PM
That story alone should help you score about as often as Gochiefs at anyplace other than a family reunion.

royr17
12-11-2004, 04:44 PM
That story alone should help you score about as often as Gochiefs at anyplace other than a family reunion.

Oh thats harsh, how could you ? :rolleyes:

Skip Towne
12-11-2004, 04:57 PM
Skip Towne, it was a joke ...
I'm so disappointed.

Moon§hiner
12-11-2004, 05:21 PM
Word on the street is that Manning can still outscamble Danno with a lame knee

Thig Lyfe
12-11-2004, 05:33 PM
That was funny. Except for the words and stuff.

ArrowheadHawk
12-11-2004, 05:38 PM
somebody really should think about taking a creative writing class......i wonder.....

Ultra Peanut
12-11-2004, 06:23 PM
somebody really should think about taking a creative writing class......i wonder.....dont yuo dare to the inslut him you TROLL!

|Zach|
12-11-2004, 08:27 PM
The way you weaved current events from the 90's into current day football happenings was masterful

Thig Lyfe
03-02-2012, 04:55 PM
Quick! Somebody edit the thread title!

Okie_Apparition
03-02-2012, 04:58 PM
I kinda doubt Marino would mess with someones knees

royr17
03-02-2012, 11:07 PM
wtf kinda shit is this lol

Thig Lyfe
03-02-2012, 11:08 PM
wtf kinda shit is this lol

That's what we were all thinking!

Captain Obvious
03-02-2012, 11:10 PM
wtf kinda shit is this lol

Dumb shit.

Phobia
03-02-2012, 11:12 PM
wtf kinda shit is this lol

I think this was before you had touched a boobie you weren't getting milk from. Now you have 5 or 6 kids. Crazy, huh?

royr17
03-03-2012, 01:51 AM
I think this was before you had touched a boobie you weren't getting milk from. Now you have 5 or 6 kids. Crazy, huh?

5 or 6 ? Not likely, try 3.

Thig Lyfe
03-03-2012, 02:00 AM
5 or 6 ? Not likely, try 3.

U sure brah?

Phobia
03-03-2012, 02:02 AM
5 or 6 ? Not likely, try 3.

Only 3? That's not quite as bad. Did you ever figure out what caused it?

Thig Lyfe
03-03-2012, 02:05 AM
Only 3?

THAT HE KNOWS OF

DTLB58
03-03-2012, 04:26 AM
Ban for that thread title Mods.

BigRichard
03-03-2012, 06:50 AM
5 or 6 ? Not likely, try 3.

Whoops, sorry about the other 2.

Ultra Peanut
03-03-2012, 09:21 AM
I apologize for making fun of your writing abilities eight years ago, Roy the Second (Third?)

Phobia
03-03-2012, 10:22 AM
I apologize for making fun of your writing abilities eight years ago, Roy the Second (Third?)

Abilities?

Dave Lane
03-03-2012, 10:25 AM
Abilities?

Lack thereof.

Oh and lack thereof oil checking abilities too.

whoman69
03-03-2012, 01:30 PM
Why was this bumped? I thought Skip had come back.

KCrockaholic
03-03-2012, 01:34 PM
We almost had an "arrow to the knee" joke before it ever existed. Damn.

Chief3188
03-03-2012, 02:12 PM
This is a terrible thread and we are all more stupid now for having read it. I deduct 500 points from you and may god have mercy on your soul.