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Ari Chi3fs
12-12-2004, 05:40 AM
heh. (http://alvintostig.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dick.jpg)

Dick Cheney has a giant penis

Sorry to be so crass about it, but this is a rumor that has been floating around the blogosphere for the past week, with no photographic proof. It all began when the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel ran a story which contained a picture of the Vice President. Upon publication of the picture, people began to realize that you could discern a certain bulge that looked inhuman in its stature. A blog post appeared at the Free Republic website (which has now been pulled... heh heh... pulled) that expounded upon its enormity, but with no photographic proof. Apparently, the MJS took the picture off the online site. Attempts to buy the picture from the paper were denied. Many believed that this was just a growing urban legend (heh heh... growing)... The call went out, spreading like wildfire across the internets, for someone to come up with the photograph.
Finally, we have been relieved of the anticipation. Left at the bottom of this post (in link format, so as to increase the suspense) here, is Dick Cheney's amazing package.

http://alvintostig.typepad.com/index/2004/11/dick_cheney_has.html

Ari Chi3fs
12-12-2004, 05:41 AM
http://alvintostig.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dick.jpg

mikey23545
12-12-2004, 05:52 AM
At last, you liberals can see the difference between us conservatives and yourselves...

Ultra Peanut
12-12-2004, 05:53 AM
Kickin' it Derek Smalls style.

Count Alex's Losses
12-12-2004, 05:54 AM
In before the meatpeeker joke.

Miles
12-12-2004, 05:55 AM
Why is it..uhh...never mind not going there.

FloridaChief
12-12-2004, 05:55 AM
What's that little girl doing to the cook-guy?

Ari Chi3fs
12-12-2004, 05:57 AM
What's that little girl doing to the cook-guy?


must be why he is aroused... :hmmm:

ZootedGranny
12-12-2004, 06:05 AM
Looks more like a colostomy bag.

Jenson71
12-12-2004, 06:09 AM
Actually Donger posted the picture in the political forum a long time ago. A month maybe? It's still probably there, but I'm not looking for it w/o search option.

WilliamTheIrish
12-12-2004, 07:46 AM
No wonder his heart's worn out.

Baby Lee
12-12-2004, 07:50 AM
Actually Donger posted the picture in the political forum a long time ago. A month maybe? It's still probably there, but I'm not looking for it w/o search option.
I'm not Donger!! ;)

Ugly Duck
12-12-2004, 08:26 AM
Dick Cheney has a giant penis
Wow... you Repubs are so enamored with BushCo that you fantasize about their penises? Dang.... that is some foul stuff you got floating around in them craniums....

mikey23545
12-12-2004, 08:46 AM
Wow... you Repubs are so enamored with BushCo that you fantasize about their penises? Dang.... that is some foul stuff you got floating around in them craniums....


Better than you fantasizing about Kerry's camel toe...

Skip Towne
12-12-2004, 08:54 AM
Actually Donger posted the picture in the political forum a long time ago. A month maybe? It's still probably there, but I'm not looking for it w/o search option.
Why would you want to?

badgirl
12-12-2004, 09:46 AM
:eek: oh dear lord, thats all I can say :)

Bowser
12-12-2004, 09:47 AM
That thing is big enough for the whole country to feel!

Baby Lee
12-12-2004, 09:53 AM
Wow... you Repubs are so enamored with BushCo that you fantasize about their penises? Dang.... that is some foul stuff you got floating around in them craniums....
At least his junk isn't the product of a fevered Rolling Stone airbrush artist.

Raiderhader
12-12-2004, 10:35 AM
Wow... you Repubs are so enamored with BushCo that you fantasize about their penises? Dang.... that is some foul stuff you got floating around in them craniums....


Uh Ducky, Ali is pretty damned liberal. It is actually the libs who are so obsessed with BushCo that they are fantasizing about their wangs. Sorry to disappoint.



And while we are on the subject, Ali, why in the hell did you think anyone here would give a f#ck about this?

Donger
12-12-2004, 10:37 AM
Actually Donger posted the picture in the political forum a long time ago. A month maybe? It's still probably there, but I'm not looking for it w/o search option.

I did?

Raiderhader
12-12-2004, 10:40 AM
I did?


Well, with a username like Donger, you can understand his confusion given the subject.

Donger
12-12-2004, 10:51 AM
Well, with a username like Donger, you can understand his confusion given the subject.

Jeez. No need to be so cocksure.

Raiderhader
12-12-2004, 11:02 AM
Jeez. No need to be so cocksure.


I suppose my overweening demeanor could held in check in a bit.





The best I could come up with this morning

Frankie
12-12-2004, 12:00 PM
No wonder his heart's worn out.

He has a heart?! :shrug:

Frankie
12-12-2004, 12:02 PM
I'm not Donger!! ;)

You all look alike to us! ;)

VAChief
12-12-2004, 12:13 PM
I thought it was common knowledge he has a hard-on for men in uniform...

mikey23545
12-12-2004, 12:17 PM
He has a heart?! :shrug:

And a brain....So he's two up on you already...

Iowanian
12-12-2004, 12:26 PM
And a brain....So he's two up on you already...

Judging by that pic.........that would be 3 up.



Mary probably saw that thing in the tub when she was little......and it turned her to the ghey.

Donger
12-12-2004, 12:36 PM
I suppose my overweening demeanor could held in check in a bit.





The best I could come up with this morning

Yeah, that was pretty flaccid.

Frankie
12-12-2004, 12:38 PM
And a brain....So he's two up on you already...

And you are now one up on him on the "lame lines" category. Congrats Mikey.

Frankie
12-12-2004, 12:40 PM
Judging by that pic.........that would be 3 up.


:LOL: See Mikey? At least Iowanian's unfounded claims show some wit. ;)

Iowanian
12-12-2004, 12:43 PM
And you are now one up on him on the "lame lines" category. Congrats Mikey.

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David.
12-12-2004, 12:45 PM
wow, Ali, I didn't think you could get any gayer. I guess I was wrong.

Ari Chi3fs
12-12-2004, 01:04 PM
Uh Ducky, Ali is pretty damned liberal. It is actually the libs who are so obsessed with BushCo that they are fantasizing about their wangs. Sorry to disappoint.



And while we are on the subject, Ali, why in the hell did you think anyone here would give a f#ck about this?


cuz its hilarious.

Raiderhader
12-12-2004, 01:45 PM
cuz its hilarious.


If you say so.

wazu
12-12-2004, 01:47 PM
This definitely contradicts George Carlin's "Bigger Dick Foreign Policy" theory.

Ultra Peanut
12-12-2004, 02:07 PM
And you are now one up on him on the "lame lines" category. Congrats Mikey.Oh BUUUUUUUUUURN

beavis
12-12-2004, 05:13 PM
And you are now one up on him on the "lame lines" category. Congrats Mikey.
Well, even if you weren't alreayd so far ahead that no one could possibly catch up, you just negated his lead.

BTW, this thread is disturbing. It's truely hard to believe Ali is a Jayhawk fan.

Ari Chi3fs
12-12-2004, 09:41 PM
Well, even if you weren't alreayd so far ahead that no one could possibly catch up, you just negated his lead.

BTW, this thread is disturbing. It's truely hard to believe Ali is a Jayhawk fan.


ROFL. yeah it is a bit disturbing... a little bit of fun for a non chiefs sunday. hope you enjoyed.

Braincase
12-12-2004, 10:06 PM
I think it's a portable defibrillator.

beavis
12-12-2004, 11:25 PM
ROFL. yeah it is a bit disturbing... a little bit of fun for a non chiefs sunday. hope you enjoyed.
You ain't right man. :Lin:

Rausch
12-13-2004, 01:36 AM
Mary probably saw that thing in the tub when she was little......and it turned her to the ghey. ROFL

Frankie
12-13-2004, 10:47 AM
I think it's a portable defibrillator.
Wrong. Whatever it is, it doesn't look portable.