View Full Version : John Mayer has a TV show

Baby Lee
12-12-2004, 09:32 AM
That guy is surprisingly funny. Almost Chappelle funny in spots.

Had a focus group with young nubile female fans where he dropped the knowledge that;

Almost all of his songs are actually written by a reclusive genius named Richard Marx.

"Do I have the same circle of friends, now that I've achieved fame? No, . . . but the new friends I do have grant a level of social access previously unimaginable."

If he sings a few bars of "your body is a wonderland" over the telephone, Nobu will make space for him to bring a party of 16 on Valentine's Day."

Funnier than it appears on in written form, he just has that believable face and no compunction about totally BSing his fans.