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Dr. Facebook Fever
12-13-2004, 07:48 AM
...eat breakfast in the morning....or is just drinking coffee ok? I hate to eat breakfast. I love to drink coffee. I know somewhere deep down that this is wrong.

However, rather than make a decision on my own....since I am an adult after all... I want you baboons to tell me what to do. :) Then whether I do it or not, I can tell myself I was justified in my inability to make a simple choice in my own life.

This place has damaged me, made me dependant. Please don't let me down now.

:deevee:

Ultra Peanut
12-13-2004, 07:49 AM
You should make a webcam where you just take requests all day. Like that chicken thing, but in real-time.

Miles
12-13-2004, 07:50 AM
Just drinking coffee. Works for me.

Cochise
12-13-2004, 07:50 AM
Man I thought he was going to say he was leaving. nuthooks

Coach
12-13-2004, 07:51 AM
Dunno what you want to do beer me, but I'm just sitting here, functioning with only 4 hrs of sleep.

Thank God for Dr. Pepper with a little scotch to keep me awake for a few more hours.

Bob Dole
12-13-2004, 07:52 AM
If Bob Dole eats breakfast, he needs a nap by 10:00am. If Bob Dole only drinks coffee, he can hold off napping until almost 10:15am.

Go with the coffee.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-13-2004, 07:52 AM
Man I thought he was going to say he was leaving. nuthooks
Maybe next time...

morphius
12-13-2004, 07:54 AM
I just eat a breakfast bar of some sort, takes almost no time and keeps me filled up till lunch.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-13-2004, 07:55 AM
I just eat a breakfast bar of some sort, takes almost no time and keeps me filled up till lunch.
:hmmm:



You might be onto something there grasshopper......

Fairplay
12-13-2004, 08:00 AM
I just eat a breakfast bar of some sort, takes almost no time and keeps me filled up till lunch.




Im not sure how a breakfast bar can hold you till lunch. Good for you though.

Iowanian
12-13-2004, 08:05 AM
It wouldn't hurt you to miss the meal, Roseanne.

Skip Towne
12-13-2004, 08:12 AM
Go with the coffee. You look like you've already eaten enough for 2005. :p

Cochise
12-13-2004, 08:15 AM
It wouldn't hurt you to miss the meal, Roseanne.

Are you calling him Rosanne or saying she is the meal?

Iowanian
12-13-2004, 08:17 AM
Barr era, not slimfast Arnold Era.

Fairplay
12-13-2004, 08:18 AM
It wouldn't hurt you to miss the meal, Roseanne.





It wouldn't hurt you to miss many meals, Roseanne.

Miles
12-13-2004, 08:20 AM
Barr era, not slimfast Arnold Era.

She lost weight sometime there?

Iowanian
12-13-2004, 08:21 AM
Let me clarify.........Last time Beerme said he was starting a diet, because he looked like he'd eaten a Midget.



...or 3-4 of those new Hardees heart-attack-on-a-bun burgers a week.

morphius
12-13-2004, 08:26 AM
Im not sure how a breakfast bar can hold you till lunch. Good for you though.
I don't know either, but a bowl of ceral and I'm starving in two hours, a nutragrain or quaker oats bar and making it till noon is no problem.

Cochise
12-13-2004, 08:30 AM
I haven't eaten breakfast in months. If I do I'm sawing a log at my desk by 9:30

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-13-2004, 08:57 AM
Go with the coffee. You look like you've already eaten enough for 2005. :p
Yea well, I've lost a bit of weight, I'm working on it. I don't know if eating breakfast would help with that or not.


btw...I am wearing 6 layers in my sig pic.......

:thumb:

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-13-2004, 08:59 AM
Let me clarify.........Last time Beerme said he was starting a diet, because he looked like he'd eaten a Midget.



...or 3-4 of those new Hardees heart-attack-on-a-bun burgers a week.
Christ. With friends like you.....who needs a proctologist.......

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-13-2004, 09:01 AM
I don't know either, but a bowl of ceral and I'm starving in two hours, a nutragrain or quaker oats bar and making it till noon is no problem.
The larger breakfast gets your matabolism going more...burning more....needing more sooner.... I think.

Brock
12-13-2004, 09:04 AM
Being fat isn't a problem as long as you're Vince Neil.

Iowanian
12-13-2004, 09:06 AM
Christ. With friends like you.....who needs a proctologist.......


Think of me as a free Motivator........An inspiration for your Personal training.

No charge.

Mr. Kotter
12-13-2004, 09:06 AM
Todd, you may regret this: three times % as many folks are telling you to leave as are me.... :hmmm:

Cochise
12-13-2004, 09:08 AM
The larger breakfast gets your matabolism going more...burning more....needing more sooner.... I think.

Who says bacon and eggs aren't a great weight loss tool.

booger
12-13-2004, 09:15 AM
Bananna's. It's all about the potassium.

booger
12-13-2004, 09:16 AM
coffee
Cigarettes
and Bananna's.

Cochise
12-13-2004, 09:17 AM
Dont forget the little chocolate donuts.

marsaray
12-13-2004, 09:21 AM
Dont forget the little chocolate donuts.
Ummm... Donnuuttss.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-13-2004, 09:21 AM
Todd, you may regret this: three times % as many folks are telling you to leave as are me.... :hmmm:
I expected as much. When you give people the option to tell you to piss off, they'll generally take it.

It's all meant to make fun of you anyway...

:p

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-13-2004, 09:21 AM
Bananna's. It's all about the potassium.
I hate bananas.

marsaray
12-13-2004, 09:23 AM
I hate bananas.
Your so weird man. Bananas are the most awesomest wholesome food group there is. What if you were stranded on a tropical island and there was a choice between rotten coconuts or bananas which would you chose?

booger
12-13-2004, 09:23 AM
I hate bananas.
Take daily potassium pills. Gives you more energy. :thumb:

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-13-2004, 09:25 AM
Your so weird man. Bananas are the most awesomest wholesome food group there is. What if you were stranded on a tropical island and there was a choice between rotten coconuts or bananas which would you chose?
:hmmm:


and you call me weird.....

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-13-2004, 09:25 AM
Take daily potassium pills. Gives you more energy. :thumb:
Really? Cool.

booger
12-13-2004, 09:28 AM
I'd check into a daily vitamin program to help out as a dietarty suppliment.

Couldn't hurt. I've done it before with good results.

Radar Chief
12-13-2004, 09:29 AM
Who says bacon and eggs aren't a great weight loss tool.

And itís Atkins friendly. :thumb:

Rain Man
12-13-2004, 10:02 AM
Where is the "SDChiefsFan should leave" option?

WilliamTheIrish
12-13-2004, 10:09 AM
Can this thread be deleted at the author's request to save face also?

Rain Man
12-13-2004, 10:12 AM
In fact, maybe it would be best to just delete all of beer me's posts. :p

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 10:31 AM
Im not sure how a breakfast bar can hold you till lunch. Good for you though.
Hell, I usually don't even eat that.

There have been days when the first thing I eat all day was supper when I got home from work.

Skip Towne
12-13-2004, 10:43 AM
In fact, maybe it would be best to just delete all of beer me's posts. :p
Why not just delete beerme?

Cochise
12-13-2004, 10:47 AM
Hell, I usually don't even eat that.

There have been days when the first thing I eat all day was supper when I got home from work.

That's what I usually do. No weight problems here.

Fairplay
12-13-2004, 12:22 PM
What if you were stranded on a tropical island and there was a choice between rotten coconuts or bananas which would you chose?





Neither i'd choose Mary Ann.

go bowe
12-13-2004, 12:41 PM
Where is the "SDChiefsFan should leave" option?ROFL ROFL ROFL

go bowe
12-13-2004, 12:42 PM
Can this thread be deleted at the author's request to save face also?ROFL ROFL ROFL

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-13-2004, 01:37 PM
In fact, maybe it would be best to just delete all of beer me's posts. :p
I'm for that.

Rain Man
12-13-2004, 01:53 PM
I'm for that.

Well, we can't delete them all if you just keep making them, now can we?

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-13-2004, 02:09 PM
Well, we can't delete them all if you just keep making them, now can we?
Consider it a challenge.


:thumb:

go bowe
12-13-2004, 02:11 PM
Well, we can't delete them all if you just keep making them, now can we?really...

if he would just get up and leave, like the poll suggests, that would fix it... :p :p :p

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-13-2004, 02:14 PM
really...

if he would just get up and leave, like the poll suggests, that would fix it... :p :p :p
That's it. If John doesn't like me anymore I know I have no redeeming qualities. I'm outta here. Gonna go live alone on a desserted island and eat worms.

Goodbye cruel Chiefs Planet world.