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Bwana
12-13-2004, 10:07 AM
Good Gawd I can't believe I lived to be this old. :hmmm: All I want for my Birthday is the serious beating of the "Titmen" from the Chiefs. :thumb: Oh, and a few tasty beverages.......

GO CHIEFS!! :kc:

morphius
12-13-2004, 10:08 AM
Happy bday there Bwana!

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 10:09 AM
What are ya now.... 48?

JazzzLovr
12-13-2004, 10:11 AM
Happy birthday Bwana!

Could ya loan me some money? :evil:




;)

MichaelH
12-13-2004, 10:11 AM
Happy Birthday Bwana!
December birthdays are the bestest.

Bwana
12-13-2004, 10:12 AM
What are ya now.... 48?

44, I'm just glad my Johnson still works at this age. :eek:

ROYC75
12-13-2004, 10:13 AM
Happy Birthday big guy.

Bwana
12-13-2004, 10:14 AM
Happy birthday Bwana!

Could ya loan me some money? :evil:




;)
ROFL
You are one of the few people I would still do that for. :thumb:

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 10:15 AM
44, I'm just glad my Johnson still works at this age. :eek:
Dang... I was tryin' to shoot high to be obnoxious. Guess I shoulda aimed for the 50's to really take a shot.

Happy Birthday, old man! Try not to break a hip celebrating.

Bwana
12-13-2004, 10:17 AM
Dang... I was tryin' to shoot high to be obnoxious. Guess I shoulda aimed for the 50's to really take a shot.

Happy Birthday, old man! Try not to break a hip celebrating.

That is always on my list of things to avoid when doing that. :hmmm:

KC Dan
12-13-2004, 10:20 AM
Happy Birthday Greg!!!

Skip Towne
12-13-2004, 10:22 AM
44, I'm just glad my Johnson still works at this age. :eek:
Don't worry about it. The only problem is it will just keep getting bigger as you age. Happy B'day!

Iowanian
12-13-2004, 10:23 AM
happy Birthday.........UPS should be arriving sometime soon with a box of metamucil and some blue diamond shaped pills in a sandwich baggie.

ChiTown
12-13-2004, 10:25 AM
Habpy B-Day! Hope you get to celebrate with a Chiefs victory :thumb:

Bwana
12-13-2004, 10:25 AM
happy Birthday.........UPS should be arriving sometime soon with a box of metamucil and some blue diamond shaped pills in a sandwich baggie.

Uh-Oh, I thought those were M&M's. :banghead: I thought they tasted funny.

Iowanian
12-13-2004, 10:26 AM
If it lasts more than 4hrs.........and cold water doesn't work, consult your physician.

Bwana
12-13-2004, 10:29 AM
If it lasts more than 4hrs.........and cold water doesn't work, consult your physician.

After eating the entire bag full thinking they were M&M's, I think I'll be paying him a visit. My wife said to tell you thanks though. :)

Iowanian
12-13-2004, 10:42 AM
Be careful with the caffine..........You're probably a can of red bull from dislocating an ovary.

Bwana
12-13-2004, 10:44 AM
Be careful with the caffine..........You're probably a can of red bull from dislocating an ovary.

Hey now, be nice or I'll have to hit you with my cane! :hmmm:

stumppy
12-13-2004, 10:45 AM
If it lasts more than 4hrs.........and cold water doesn't work, consult your physician.


Consult a physician ????

Hell, I'd be calling everyone I know.

stumppy
12-13-2004, 10:45 AM
BTW, Happy B-day Bwana.:thumb:

Bwana
12-13-2004, 10:46 AM
Consult a physician ????

Hell, I'd be calling everyone I know.

If it lasted more than 4 hours, I'd use it as a hat rack.

ptlyon
12-13-2004, 10:49 AM
HBDBwana!

shakesthecat
12-13-2004, 10:51 AM
Happy B-day, Bwana! :toast:

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 10:52 AM
Hell, I'd be calling everyone I know.

Thank God you don't have my number.

Radar Chief
12-13-2004, 10:55 AM
Well, happy birthday Bwana.
How ya spendín the day? Sitting on the porch pounding your cane yelling, ďstay out my yard ya little bastardsĒ at the neighborhood kids? ;)

Radar Chief
12-13-2004, 10:56 AM
If it lasted more than 4 hours, I'd use it as a hat rack.

Oh, never mind. I see how youíre spending your day.

Lzen
12-13-2004, 11:00 AM
Happy Bday.

mikey23545
12-13-2004, 11:01 AM
Consult a physician ????

Hell, I'd be calling everyone I know.

I hope you mean every woman you know...

stumppy
12-13-2004, 11:02 AM
Thank God you don't have my number.

Imagine how that conversation would go.
Hello.

Man, you're not gonna believe this.
You wouldn't be able to slap the smile off my face.
Anyways, I took this pill earlier........



Hello?

Hello?

Bwana
12-13-2004, 11:04 AM
Well, happy birthday Bwana.
How ya spendín the day? Sitting on the porch pounding your cane yelling, ďstay out my yard ya little bastardsĒ at the neighborhood kids? ;)

No issues around here as of late. Hell, I only got one assault on my leaf pile this year. :)

Nzoner
12-13-2004, 11:19 AM
Happy Birthday Bwana :toast:

Mine is the day after Christmas so I'm asking for a major ass whipping of the Raiders,and a dozen or so tasty beverages.

RedNFeisty
12-13-2004, 11:38 AM
Happy Birthday!!

go bowe
12-13-2004, 12:51 PM
mmmmmmmm... ugh!

bo, him wishem bwana fella

havem happy day!!

bwana fella wise man...

now him old warrior... :D

ai-EE-yah! old warriors still can fight!

http://freebmw.net/share/Smilies/NormalSize/388.gif :arrow: : :BLVD: [gulp][gulp] http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/cwm/cwm/uhoh3.gif :bong: :D PBJ PBJ PBJ

Bwana
12-13-2004, 01:06 PM
Thanks for the well wishes. I just hope the Chiefs can pull it off tonight!

KcMizzou
12-13-2004, 01:07 PM
Cool.. Happy B-day, man.

seclark
12-13-2004, 01:15 PM
hbd bwana...so, have you got a special home-brew ready for the celebration?
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alanm
12-13-2004, 01:32 PM
Happy Bday Greg. The Chiefs beat the Ravens on my Bday so it should be solid for you as well. Chiefs are going to win out and finish 8-8.
I have forseen it. :thumb:ROFL

Bwana
12-13-2004, 01:37 PM
hbd bwana...so, have you got a special home-brew ready for the celebration?
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No, I am out! I should get after it before I have to fly to Floridia for three weeks. :BLVD:

PastorMikH
12-13-2004, 01:37 PM
Happy Birthday Bwana!

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-13-2004, 01:42 PM
What about the $ jOHN owes you.....?

Bwana
12-13-2004, 01:43 PM
What about the $ jOHN owes you.....?

I'm waiting for Santa or the tooth fairy to drop that off. :hmmm:

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-13-2004, 01:45 PM
I'm waiting for Santa or the tooth fairy to drop that off. :hmmm:
Gotcha....happy birthday btw...

go bowe
12-13-2004, 01:46 PM
I'm waiting for Santa or the tooth fairy to drop that off. :hmmm:wow, things have sure changed since i was a kid...

the tooth fairy only brought coins, not folding money... :deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

Radar Chief
12-13-2004, 01:46 PM
No, I am out! I should get after it before I have to fly to Floridia for three weeks. :BLVD:

Iíve been procrastinating on brewing also. Itís not the brewing itself, itís sanitizing of all those bottles that sucks.

Bwana
12-13-2004, 01:50 PM
Iíve been procrastinating on brewing also. Itís not the brewing itself, itís sanitizing of all those bottles that sucks.

You're right, that is a pain in the azz. Out of around 100 batches, I have been lucky enough to only lose one batch to infection though. I have no idea what the heck happened with that one. It was a blueberry mead.

big nasty kcnut
12-13-2004, 01:52 PM
Happy bday bwana man. hope you don't have to save anyone before the game.

badgirl
12-13-2004, 02:14 PM
Good Gawd I can't believe I lived to be this old. :hmmm: All I want for my Birthday is the serious beating of the "Titmen" from the Chiefs. :thumb: Oh, and a few tasty beverages.......

GO CHIEFS!! :kc:
I wish you a happy birthday, but, I love the chiefs, but my home team is the titans, and that is who I will be cheering for tonight, sorry. :shake: :)

DanT
12-13-2004, 02:16 PM
Happy birthday!

Jenny Gump
12-14-2004, 03:59 PM
Happy Birthday Bwana......a little late.

Skip Towne
12-14-2004, 04:09 PM
Happy Birthday Bwana......a little late.
Hey, JennyGump, where you been? I haven't seen you around for awhile.

Jenny Gump
12-14-2004, 04:09 PM
Hey, JennyGump, where you been? I haven't seen you around for awhile.

I've been busy. It's called a life. Get one.

Rausch
12-14-2004, 04:11 PM
Happy late B-Day man...

Skip Towne
12-14-2004, 04:12 PM
I've been busy. It's called a life. Get one.
What's a "life"?

Jenny Gump
12-14-2004, 04:13 PM
What's a "life"?

Are you trying to be existential?

ENDelt260
12-14-2004, 04:32 PM
Are you trying to be existential?
Careful. Skip and Sartre were schoolchums.