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bogie
12-13-2004, 02:18 PM
To all the female posters, I appologize, but, some don't smell so great. Is it hereditary, or just not cleaned properly. I have a buddy who says it's hereditary. I think he's wrong. Wish the ladies would comment so I can settle the bet.

Saulbadguy
12-13-2004, 02:19 PM
I'll bring the popcorn.

SPchief
12-13-2004, 02:19 PM
this should be fun

HC_Chief
12-13-2004, 02:19 PM
:spock:

John_Wayne
12-13-2004, 02:22 PM
:Lin:

KCJake
12-13-2004, 02:22 PM
I don't care what the females say. If it stinks, something is wrong. Its not cleaned properly or there is some kind of infection. Or they just finished working out.

Baby Lee
12-13-2004, 02:24 PM
D@mned non-breathing man-made fibers.

bogie
12-13-2004, 02:27 PM
I don't care what the females say. If it stinks, something is wrong. Its not cleaned properly or there is some kind of infection. Or they just finished working out.

My thoughts exactly. My buddy however disagrees, he thinks it's hereditary. Even after a good scrubbin' it still stanks.

Baby Lee
12-13-2004, 02:28 PM
My thoughts exactly. My buddy however disagrees, he thinks it's hereditary. Even after a good scrubbin' it still stanks.
Could be diet, too much garlic or something.

el borracho
12-13-2004, 02:28 PM
Nature or Nurture argument. I'm pretty sure that both play a part.

Yosef_Malkovitch
12-13-2004, 02:28 PM
My thoughts exactly. My buddy however disagrees, he thinks it's hereditary. Even after a good scrubbin' it still stanks.

I would say the cases of that are few and far between. W/most of the problem women, it's a simple lack of hygiene, IMO.

morphius
12-13-2004, 02:30 PM
Could be diet, too much garlic or something.
Could actually be true, since supposedly what males eat changes the way males taste...

Morphius
Have to stop watching TV with the wife.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-13-2004, 02:30 PM
and the award for the thread most strongly displaying a need for attention goes to........











:)

MOhillbilly
12-13-2004, 02:32 PM
My woman doesnt believe me when i tell her guys *peep it out* w/ the finger sniff test.
I once had some HS girl in a back bedroom and when she took her PANTS off the room instantly smelled like deadbody.
I told her she could have her pants back and she gave me a funny look.
And i thought to myself HTF does she not smell that?

Ghostof
12-13-2004, 02:40 PM
I once had some HS girl in a back bedroom and when she took her PANTS off the room instantly smelled like deadbody.




I thought that was the Missouri Standard..it is the "Smell-Me" state.

Baby Lee
12-13-2004, 02:42 PM
Could actually be true, since supposedly what males eat changes the way males taste...

Morphius
Have to stop watching TV with the wife.
Shot of wheatgrass??

Rain Man
12-13-2004, 02:42 PM
Some of you people hang out with the wrong crowd.

Ghostof
12-13-2004, 02:44 PM
Bumblebee tuna?

Wile_E_Coyote
12-13-2004, 02:46 PM
it is a test to find out how needy you are

Logical
12-13-2004, 02:48 PM
Endo will be shocked that this thread is not about how it is trimmend.

HC_Chief
12-13-2004, 02:51 PM
Who cares how it's trimmed if it reeks of week-old shad sides?

MOhillbilly
12-13-2004, 02:53 PM
So can they not smell the tant to rotten smell? When you have BO you smell.Right.

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 02:55 PM
Endo will be shocked that this thread is not about how it is trimmend.
Haha. Indeed. I was thinking, "Holy smokes... we just had this thread last week."

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 02:55 PM
When you have BO you smell.Right.

I do. But, I've known folks who reeked, and seemed oblivious.

HC_Chief
12-13-2004, 02:56 PM
I do. But, I've known folks who reeked, and seemed oblivious.

They have a name for that: cab driver.

Earthling
12-13-2004, 03:00 PM
IMHO We're conditioned to think one thing smells bad vs another smelling good. I'm sure if we had a smell of skunk every time, say right before a bj, we would think that was the 'purtiest smell in the world!' (of course I'm speaking for the men only here)

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 03:02 PM
IMHO We're conditioned to think one thing smells bad vs another smelling good. I'm sure if we had a smell of skunk every time, say right before a bj, we would think that was the 'purtiest smell in the world!' (of course I'm speaking for the men only here)
For that theory to be true, wouldn't a stank pussy smell have to correlate to unpleasant f*cks?

That's just silly.

Braincase
12-13-2004, 03:04 PM
Punchline: "That's the shithouse door off a tuna boat!".

Logical
12-13-2004, 03:06 PM
IMHO We're conditioned to think one thing smells bad vs another smelling good. I'm sure if we had a smell of skunk every time, say right before a bj, we would think that was the 'purtiest smell in the world!' (of course I'm speaking for the men only here)

Hmmm I am probably misreading this, does anybody else wonder why Old Codger would associate giving blow jobs with good smells?

badgirl
12-13-2004, 03:09 PM
WTF!! Who have you been doing that smells so bad it provoked you to start this thread, that is gross, I being a female, still have no idea why someone would smell unless they are just dirty. :hmmm:

morphius
12-13-2004, 03:09 PM
Hmmm I am probably misreading this, does anybody else wonder why Old Codger would associate giving blow jobs with good smells?
I don't know, but as Kevin Smith said, its just good to have a guy like that around.

booger
12-13-2004, 03:10 PM
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
If it Smells like fish, grab a dish.

Bwana
12-13-2004, 03:11 PM
I have this friend who was about to get married to this wench that I couldn't stand. I'm talking no one could stand this bitch. She would stalk him around town to make sure he was up to no good. One night this buddy of mine and I were down at one of the local watering holes having a tasty beverage and he starts telling me how rank his old hides private part is. He said he could barely stand to give her a poke in the whiskers without yacking. I ask him, why don't you buy her a bar of soap and show her how to use it? He claimed she would scrub that nasty old thing until it was about ready to fall off and it did no good. :hmmm: I'm thinking why in the fug would you deal with something like that?

About 15 minutes goes by and who should walk through the door but miss rotten snatch herself. I start busting out laughing and she DEMANDS to know what we were talking about. I couldn't stand her on her best day so I decided to torture her. I looked at her and said, "Ron here tells me you have one nasty box. He says it's so bad it makes his eyes water and his bed smell like a shit house door on a tuna boat. Is that true?" She started jumping around like her pants were on fire, threw out a few fug you's and left the bar. My buddy was laughing so hard he couldn't talk for about five minutes.

badgirl
12-13-2004, 03:11 PM
Who cares how it's trimmed if it reeks of week-old shad sides?
:Lin: this is a sick thread, now matter how you look at it. :rolleyes:

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 03:13 PM
I have this friend who was about to get married to this wench that I couldn't stand. I'm talking no one could stand this bitch. She would stalk him around town to make sure he was up to no good. One night this buddy of mine and I were down at one of the local watering holes having a tasty beverage and he starts telling me how rank his old hides private part is. He said he could barely stand to give her a poke in the whiskers without yacking. I ask him, why don't you buy her a bar of soap and show her how to use it? He claimed she would scrub that nasty old thing until it was about ready to fall off and it did no good. :hmmm: I'm thinking why in the fug would you deal with something like that?

About 15 minutes goes by and who should walk through the door but miss rotten snatch herself. I start busting out laughing and she DEMANDS to know what we were talking about. I couldn't stand her on her best day so I decided to torture her. I looked at her and said, "Ron here tells me you have one nasty box. He says it's so bad it makes his eyes water and his bed smell like a shit house door on a tuna boat. Is that true?" She started jumping around like her pants were on fire, threw out a few fug you's and left the bar. My buddy was laughing so hard he couldn't talk for abotu five minutes.
Stories like this are why Bwana's my hero.

MichaelH
12-13-2004, 03:14 PM
I have this friend who was about to get married to this wench that I couldn't stand. I'm talking no one could stand this bitch. She would stalk him around town to make sure he was up to no good. One night this buddy of mine and I were down at one of the local watering holes having a tasty beverage and he starts telling me how rank his old hides private part is. He said he could barely stand to give her a poke in the whiskers without yacking. I ask him, why don't you buy her a bar of soap and show her how to use it? He claimed she would scrub that nasty old thing until it was about ready to fall off and it did no good. :hmmm: I'm thinking why in the fug would you deal with something like that?

About 15 minutes goes by and who should walk through the door but miss rotten snatch herself. I start busting out laughing and she DEMANDS to know what we were talking about. I couldn't stand her on her best day so I decided to torture her. I looked at her and said, "Ron here tells me you have one nasty box. He says it's so bad it makes his eyes water and his bed smell like a shit house door on a tuna boat. Is that true?" She started jumping around like her pants were on fire, threw out a few fug you's and left the bar. My buddy was laughing so hard he couldn't talk for about five minutes.

So did he get married? My guess is no. :clap:

booger
12-13-2004, 03:14 PM
I have this friend who was about to get married to this wench that I couldn't stand. I'm talking no one could stand this bitch. She would stalk him around town to make sure he was up to no good. One night this buddy of mine and I were down at one of the local watering holes having a tasty beverage and he starts telling me how rank his old hides private part is. He said he could barely stand to give her a poke in the whiskers without yacking. I ask him, why don't you buy her a bar of soap and show her how to use it? He claimed she would scrub that nasty old thing until it was about ready to fall off and it did no good. :hmmm: I'm thinking why in the fug would you deal with something like that?

About 15 minutes goes by and who should walk through the door but miss rotten snatch herself. I start busting out laughing and she DEMANDS to know what we were talking about. I couldn't stand her on her best day so I decided to torture her. I looked at her and said, "Ron here tells me you have one nasty box. He says it's so bad it makes his eyes water and his bed smell like a shit house door on a tuna boat. Is that true?" She started jumping around like her pants were on fire, threw out a few fug you's and left the bar. My buddy was laughing so hard he couldn't talk for about five minutes.
ROFL ROFL ROFL

beavis
12-13-2004, 03:19 PM
and the award for the thread most strongly displaying a need for attention goes to........











:)
Is that Captain Lou Albano in your sig?

Bwana
12-13-2004, 03:20 PM
So did he get married? My guess is no. :clap:

Yes the poor bastard did get married to that crazy old hide. He is now in the process of a divorce that should be done next month. :shake:

go bowe
12-13-2004, 03:24 PM
I have this friend who was about to get married to this wench that I couldn't stand. I'm talking no one could stand this bitch. She would stalk him around town to make sure he was up to no good. One night this buddy of mine and I were down at one of the local watering holes having a tasty beverage and he starts telling me how rank his old hides private part is. He said he could barely stand to give her a poke in the whiskers without yacking. I ask him, why don't you buy her a bar of soap and show her how to use it? He claimed she would scrub that nasty old thing until it was about ready to fall off and it did no good. :hmmm: I'm thinking why in the fug would you deal with something like that?

About 15 minutes goes by and who should walk through the door but miss rotten snatch herself. I start busting out laughing and she DEMANDS to know what we were talking about. I couldn't stand her on her best day so I decided to torture her. I looked at her and said, "Ron here tells me you have one nasty box. He says it's so bad it makes his eyes water and his bed smell like a shit house door on a tuna boat. Is that true?" She started jumping around like her pants were on fire, threw out a few fug you's and left the bar. My buddy was laughing so hard he couldn't talk for about five minutes.:clap: :clap: :clap: :wayne: :wayne: :wayne: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

go bowe
12-13-2004, 03:27 PM
Yes the poor bastard did get married to that crazy old hide. He is now in the process of a divorce that should be done next month. :shake:well, thank god for no fault divorce...

Bwana
12-13-2004, 03:28 PM
well, thank god for no fault divorce...
Yeah, it was no fault of his that she decided to start doing one of his employees. :hmmm:

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 03:29 PM
Yeah, it was no fault of his that she decided to start doing one of his employees. :hmmm:
Is Montana so low on pussy that even the hole that smells like the town dump is in high demand?

go bowe
12-13-2004, 03:30 PM
Yeah, it was no fault of his that she decided to start doing one of his employees. :hmmm:ROFL ROFL ROFL

i shouldn't laugh at the poor guy's misfortune, but your no fault quip is hilarious! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

Bwana
12-13-2004, 03:31 PM
Is Montana so low on pussy that even the hole that smells like the town dump is in high demand?
No, but this buddy of mine looks like Howdy Doody. ROFL

Baby Lee
12-13-2004, 03:35 PM
Is that Captain Lou Albano in your sig?
I think we settled on Harvey Fierstein.

tyton75
12-13-2004, 03:36 PM
This thread is killing me... disgusting and hilarious all in one.. soon to be a classic I'm sure..

Chan93lx50
12-13-2004, 03:39 PM
Here is an instant turn off! I was going to go down on this chick and she pulled me off from her box and said wait a min........

Ripppppppppppppppppp

She dropped ass right there!

Needless to say viagra would not have helped me that night

MichaelH
12-13-2004, 03:40 PM
Here is an instant turn off! I was going to go down on this chick and she pulled me off from her box and said wait a min........

Ripppppppppppppppppp

She dropped ass right there!

Needless to say viagra would not have helped me that night

There's a girl you want to take home to mama! ROFL

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 03:41 PM
Man, where do you find a classy lady like that?

el borracho
12-13-2004, 03:41 PM
This thread is killing me... disgusting and hilarious all in one.. soon to be a classic I'm sure..
I think today's episode of Chiefsplanet is sponsored by Jerry Springer. Hard to believe there is a game in 4 hours.

Lightning Rod
12-13-2004, 03:42 PM
This thread is worthmore with out pictures,


or smellavision :fart:

MOhillbilly
12-13-2004, 03:42 PM
Here is an instant turn off! I was going to go down on this chick and she pulled me off from her box and said wait a min........

Ripppppppppppppppppp

She dropped ass right there!

Needless to say viagra would not have helped me that night

ROFL
goddamn son.What kinda bar flop you draggin home?

HC_Chief
12-13-2004, 03:42 PM
Only time I have encountered stank box = one night stand with a hottie.... looked like Marisa Tomei (but with Ds). It wasn't as bad as some of the boxes mentioned earlier in this thread, but definitely had a twang to it.

As long as I kept my face at least a foot away, it was good to go :D

Bwana
12-13-2004, 03:43 PM
Here is an instant turn off! I was going to go down on this chick and she pulled me off from her box and said wait a min........

Ripppppppppppppppppp

She dropped ass right there!

Needless to say viagra would not have helped me that night

That's some nasty skank. ROFL

HC_Chief
12-13-2004, 03:43 PM
This thread is worthmore with out pictures,


or smellavision :fart:

Scratch & sniff?
Hey, there's an addition for the 2005 Patent thread...

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 03:44 PM
This thread is worthmore with out pictures,


or smellavision :fart:
Speaking of pictures of snatches...

The titty bar I was at Saturday night had the walls of the bathroom covered with porno. At one point I mentioned it to a buddy of mine, and his response had to do with his belief that they were local girls, too. He then proceded to describe the content of one of hte biographies printed on a page.

Hell, I hadn't even noticed there were words.

booger
12-13-2004, 03:44 PM
Here is an instant turn off! I was going to go down on this chick and she pulled me off from her box and said wait a min........

Ripppppppppppppppppp

She dropped ass right there!

Needless to say viagra would not have helped me that night
At Least she Pulled you back.

Coulda kept quiet and let it rip when you were down town at the y box eating lunch.

MOhillbilly
12-13-2004, 03:45 PM
Only time I have encountered stank box = one night stand with a hottie.... looked like Marisa Tomei (but with Ds). It wasn't as bad as some of the boxes mentioned earlier in this thread, but definitely had a twang to it.

As long as I kept my face at least a foot away, it was good to go :D

So ya munched on it first didnt ya? didnt you do the finger sniff first?

journeyscarab
12-13-2004, 03:46 PM
Ever get a rotten potato in your bag of spuds? Talk about stank...I worked in a produce department one time when I caught a whiff what smelled like "bad box" ...turned out to be a couple of rotten potatos.

booger
12-13-2004, 03:46 PM
Only time I have encountered stank box = one night stand with a hottie.... looked like Marisa Tomei (but with Ds). It wasn't as bad as some of the boxes mentioned earlier in this thread, but definitely had a twang to it.

As long as I kept my face at least a foot away, it was good to go :D
that's why god invented clothes pins my son. :p

HC_Chief
12-13-2004, 03:47 PM
Working my way down I got too caught up in the rack. Holy hell, it was fantastic. I forgot my freaking name at that point... let alone remember to check for 'stinky pinky'

HC_Chief
12-13-2004, 03:48 PM
Ever get a rotten potato in your bag of spuds? Talk about stank...I worked in a produce department one time when I caught a whiff what smelled like "bad box" ...turned out to be a couple of rotten potatos.

OMG, xlnt analogy! It does reek like that. Must be the same bacteria :Lin:

MichaelH
12-13-2004, 03:48 PM
Working my way down I got too caught up in the rack. Holy hell, it was fantastic. I forgot my freaking name at that point... let alone remember to check for 'stinky pinky'

"Check for stinky pinky"
Are you sure you were in the right location?

booger
12-13-2004, 03:52 PM
this thread smells like teen spirit.

Duck Dog
12-13-2004, 03:52 PM
I remember once in the 9th grade I made it to this chicks belly button then dry heaved.

HC_Chief
12-13-2004, 03:53 PM
I remember once in the 9th grade I made it to this chicks belly button then dry heaved.

lol
Oh, that had to be bad

Baby Lee
12-13-2004, 03:53 PM
I remember once in the 9th grade I made it to this chicks belly button then dry heaved.
Yeah, but did you get the 'A' for the semester?

booger
12-13-2004, 03:54 PM
I remember once in the 9th grade I made it to this chicks belly button then dry heaved.
ROFL ROFL

seclark
12-13-2004, 03:54 PM
I remember once in the 9th grade I made it to this chicks belly button then dry heaved.
from the inside?
sec

MOhillbilly
12-13-2004, 03:54 PM
Ever get a rotten potato in your bag of spuds? Talk about stank...I worked in a produce department one time when I caught a whiff what smelled like "bad box" ...turned out to be a couple of rotten potatos.

not into irish girls huh?

Baby Lee
12-13-2004, 03:56 PM
not into irish girls huh?
Faith and begora. That's a mighty wind you've conjured, love.

DanT
12-13-2004, 03:58 PM
I have this friend who was about to get married to this wench that I couldn't stand. I'm talking no one could stand this bitch. She would stalk him around town to make sure he was up to no good. One night this buddy of mine and I were down at one of the local watering holes having a tasty beverage and he starts telling me how rank his old hides private part is. He said he could barely stand to give her a poke in the whiskers without yacking. I ask him, why don't you buy her a bar of soap and show her how to use it? He claimed she would scrub that nasty old thing until it was about ready to fall off and it did no good. :hmmm: I'm thinking why in the fug would you deal with something like that?

About 15 minutes goes by and who should walk through the door but miss rotten snatch herself. I start busting out laughing and she DEMANDS to know what we were talking about. I couldn't stand her on her best day so I decided to torture her. I looked at her and said, "Ron here tells me you have one nasty box. He says it's so bad it makes his eyes water and his bed smell like a shit house door on a tuna boat. Is that true?" She started jumping around like her pants were on fire, threw out a few fug you's and left the bar. My buddy was laughing so hard he couldn't talk for about five minutes.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

tyton75
12-13-2004, 04:02 PM
Ever get a rotten potato in your bag of spuds? Talk about stank...I worked in a produce department one time when I caught a whiff what smelled like "bad box" ...turned out to be a couple of rotten potatos.


Now, there is a tourist advertisement for Ireland.. come here, when our crops rot; it'll remind you of that skank you went home with from the pub :thumb:

journeyscarab
12-13-2004, 04:03 PM
Now, there is a tourist advertisement for Ireland.. come here, when our crops rot; it'll remind you of that skank you went home with from the pub :thumb:
ROFL ROFL

chiefs4me
12-13-2004, 04:07 PM
You are disgusting for starting this thread,,,,,but to answer your question,,NO it should not smell.:shake:

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 04:09 PM
You are disgusting for starting this thread,,,,,but to answer your question,,NO it should not smell.:shake:
Just for my own curiousity... would this thread be considered more or less disgusting than a sex during mesntruation thread?

Not that I would ever have an hand in either, mind you.

beavis
12-13-2004, 04:10 PM
I think we settled on Harvey Fierstein.
I dunno, you make the call.

MOhillbilly
12-13-2004, 04:11 PM
Just for my own curiousity... would this thread be considered more or less disgusting than a sex during mesntruation thread?

Not that I would ever have an hand in either, mind you.

get your redwings yet delt?

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 04:12 PM
get your redwings yet delt?
Me? I'm a virgin. Why, I've never even kissed a girl.

Duck Dog
12-13-2004, 04:12 PM
Just for my own curiousity... would this thread be considered more or less disgusting than a sex during mesntruation thread?

Not that I would ever have an hand in either, mind you.


I think that would depend on whether it was a blood wing thread or not.

Duck Dog
12-13-2004, 04:12 PM
get your redwings yet delt?

Damnit, a minute behind ROFL

ArrowheadHawk
12-13-2004, 04:14 PM
Just for my own curiousity... would this thread be considered more or less disgusting than a sex during mesntruation thread?

Not that I would ever have an hand in either, mind you.this is more disgusting. nothing wrong with having sex during her period just don't get ur red wings if you know what i mean.....just wipe your shit when your done and take a shower...really not that bad..

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 04:17 PM
just wipe your shit when your done and take a shower...really not that bad..

Not a fan of waking up hungover, stumbling into the bathroom, and nearly having a heart attack at the sight of Mr. Happy covered in dried blood, eh?

booger
12-13-2004, 04:18 PM
this is more disgusting. nothing wrong with having sex during her period just don't get ur red wings if you know what i mean.....just wipe your shit when your done and take a shower...really not that bad..
what he said.

don't eat at the Y on tomato soup day. :thumb:

Ghostof
12-13-2004, 04:52 PM
I ALWAYS do the finger test. The one time it smelt bad was the time my finger looked like I just stuck it in a bowl of cottage cheese. It was all crumpy. It smelled like sour dough and rotten tuna.

I pounded her until the aroma made it up to us and I had to stop. You should have seen the buildup on the condom, thank god I double bagged it that day.

Duck Dog
12-13-2004, 04:54 PM
I ALWAYS do the finger test. The one time it smelt bad was the time my finger looked like I just stuck it in a bowl of cottage cheese. It was all crumpy. It smelled like sour dough and rotten tuna.

I pounded her until the aroma made it up to us and I had to stop. You should have seen the buildup on the condom, thank god I double bagged it that day.


Dude, I would never stick my dick into a snatch that required a spoon to eat.

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 04:54 PM
Oh, shit. Ghostof's here.

PatsWin2002
12-13-2004, 04:55 PM
This thread is gold.

Ghostof
12-13-2004, 04:55 PM
Dude, I would never stick my dick into a snatch that required a spoon to eat.



What if it tasted like ice cream?

ChiefsOne
12-13-2004, 04:56 PM
Ghostof I pounded her until the aroma made it up to us and I had to stop. You should have seen the buildup on the condom, thank god I double bagged it that day.


Clam sauce or gonno?

Donger
12-13-2004, 04:57 PM
I ALWAYS do the finger test. The one time it smelt bad was the time my finger looked like I just stuck it in a bowl of cottage cheese. It was all crumpy. It smelled like sour dough and rotten tuna.

I pounded her until the aroma made it up to us and I had to stop. You should have seen the buildup on the condom, thank god I double bagged it that day.

Hold on: you saw what it looked like, and then actually CHOSE to smell it?

Logical
12-13-2004, 04:57 PM
I ALWAYS do the finger test. The one time it ,,,

thank god I double bagged it that day.

Until this post the thread had been merely tasteless. thanks for brinng it to vile. I won't even quote the entire post.:shake:

booger
12-13-2004, 05:00 PM
Until this post the thread had been merely tasteless. thanks for brinng it to vile. I won't even quote the entire post.:shake:
Pretty sure we covered all six senses, even taste too.

Ghostof
12-13-2004, 05:00 PM
Besides, sometimes halfway through a chicks rag week, you need to bag it and tag it to unblock whatever is clogged up in there. I'll never earn my red wings at the Y, but i'll ride the red river any time..make sure to stay on top unless you want the sheets to look a slaughterhouse floor.


Thats why its best to have hardwood floors...then if you had some chalk you could play "crime scene"

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 05:02 PM
Besides, sometimes halfway through a chicks rag week, you need to bag it and tag it to unblock whatever is clogged up in there. I'll never earn my red wings at the Y, but i'll ride the red river any time..make sure to stay on top unless you want the sheets to look a slaughterhouse floor.


Thats why its best to have hardwood floors...then if you had some chalk you could play "crime scene"
I once left a Vegas hotel room looking like a murder had occurred there. I can only imagine the reaction of the maid when she walked in.

journeyscarab
12-13-2004, 05:02 PM
Besides, sometimes halfway through a chicks rag week, you need to bag it and tag it to unblock whatever is clogged up in there. I'll never earn my red wings at the Y, but i'll ride the red river any time..make sure to stay on top unless you want the sheets to look a slaughterhouse floor.


Thats why its best to have hardwood floors...then if you had some chalk you could play "crime scene"
ROFL

RedandGold
12-13-2004, 05:15 PM
I once left a Vegas hotel room looking like a murder had occurred there. I can only imagine the reaction of the maid when she walked in.

I did that to the backseat of my car one time back when I was in high school. At the time, I was too damn drunk and high to even realize it, but damn it was nasty when I had to clean it up.

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 05:18 PM
I did that to the backseat of my car one time back when I was in high school. At the time, I was too damn drunk and high to even realize it, but damn it was nasty when I had to clean it up.
Ah, the cleanup was left to some poor hotel employee in my case. All I did was look at the bed and think, "God damn... that looks bad. I hope the cops don't come knocking at my door."

Wile_E_Coyote
12-13-2004, 05:19 PM
I ALWAYS do the finger test. The one time it smelt bad was the time my finger looked like I just stuck it in a bowl of cottage cheese. It was all crumpy. It smelled like sour dough and rotten tuna.

I pounded her until the aroma made it up to us and I had to stop. You should have seen the buildup on the condom, thank god I double bagged it that day.

you should have checked the expiration date on those cottage cheese thighs

booger
12-13-2004, 05:21 PM
aka hail damage.

munkey
12-13-2004, 05:23 PM
Hold on: you saw what it looked like, and then actually CHOSE to smell it?

My thoughts exactly :shake:

Rausch
12-13-2004, 05:26 PM
Next thread...

Uncle_Ted
12-13-2004, 05:30 PM
Now, there is a tourist advertisement for Ireland.. come here, when our crops rot; it'll remind you of that skank you went home with from the pub :thumb:

Come to think of it, the nastiest box I've been down on did belong to an Irish chick ... hmm, maybe there is a connection!

I think diet has a huge impact ... a vegetarian I used to date had no smell or taste whatsoever. Sometimes those meat-eating girls smell like a big-mac.

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 05:32 PM
Sometimes those meat-eating girls smell like a big-mac.

Tell 'em they're shoving their happy meal in the wrong hole.

MichaelH
12-13-2004, 05:35 PM
Come to think of it, the nastiest box I've been down on did belong to an Irish chick ... hmm, maybe there is a connection!




I dated a girl with Irish heritage and there was a particularly different odor to her. :hmmm:

booger
12-13-2004, 05:37 PM
I used to bang a polish chick that smelled like mayonaise.

bogie
12-13-2004, 05:51 PM
:Lin: this is a sick thread, now matter how you look at it. :rolleyes:

That's why I started with an apology to you ladies.

cheeeefs
12-13-2004, 05:55 PM
now that's funny, I had a stinky snatch story all lined up and got to the last replies about Irish chicks and realized the worst story I have is about an irish chick too.

Went to a party at a friends house, 4 of us ended up getting trashed and staying all night while everyone else went home, she had a huuuuge bed and we were all drunk (me and three girls, one hot, one a bit above average, one average, and one I made sure was quite a ways away from me ;) so we all just pile into the king size in our skivvies and watch a movie to fall asleep. I'm inbetween the hot one and the one above average (I'll call her AA) and AA started cuddling up to me quite provocitavely. I'm trying to ignore it because although single, she has some history I didn't want to deal with... but it just keeps getting worse and worse. I'm like okay I've done as much as any man could be expected to and I start making a move, pretty sure the other two girls are passed out cold. I got half way down and MY GOD it's a smell I'll never forget, I panicked and ripped the covers from over my head because I felt clausterphobic being under there, ripping the covers off woke the two other girls up and they were all groggy but saying "what in the hell is that smell, oh my god that stinks" They made such a huge deal out of how much she stank without knowing what it was, I didn't want to be a jerk and tell them but man, I left the room and almost died laughing. Of course they all eventually got the scoop and I still catch hell for that night. I can't even explain what that stuff smelled like though... rotten, just rotten.

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 05:57 PM
two other girls up and they were all groggy but saying "what in the hell is that smell, oh my god that stinks"

ROFL awesome

bogie
12-15-2004, 05:33 PM
Yeah, I found the stinky snatch. Denise

jollymon
12-15-2004, 07:21 PM
heh

Iowanian
12-15-2004, 07:25 PM
If your woman's egg dropper smells like you've been butchering chickens........you're putting your rooster in the wrong henhouse.

Calcountry
12-15-2004, 07:53 PM
My thoughts exactly. My buddy however disagrees, he thinks it's hereditary. Even after a good scrubbin' it still stanks.
Hey look, smegma is smegma. Stanky puddin, is stanky puddin.

That kind of shit could mess up a guy for life.

booger
12-15-2004, 08:16 PM
nothing like a good furburger

4th and Long
12-15-2004, 08:18 PM
nothing like a good furburger
I prefer my burgers furless, yet of legal age, thank you.

:p

booger
12-15-2004, 08:22 PM
I prefer my burgers furless, yet of legal age, thank you.

:p
No doubt, me too.

I do like the ocassional fuzzy whisker biscuit though. As long as they keep it trimmed back around the kidney bean and the beef curtains for the muff diving sessions. No amazon happy trails up to the belly button either, like Taco's sister.

Chiefs Pantalones
12-16-2004, 12:38 AM
Man...

You guys are pretty f#cked up.