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Donger
12-13-2004, 03:20 PM
Following with tradition, I bought five pounds of brazil nuts last night to consume during the Christmas season. Other than cashews, by far my favorite nut.

I f*cking hate pecans, however.

Saulbadguy
12-13-2004, 03:21 PM
Spanish Redskin peanuts. I love em.

jiveturkey
12-13-2004, 03:23 PM
Sometimes my nuts smell like expensive cheese. Is this hereditary or hygene related?

Brock
12-13-2004, 03:25 PM
Brazil nuts? Never heard of them.

Bwana
12-13-2004, 03:26 PM
When I saw a thread by a guy by the name of Donger named "Nuts" I almost didn't open it.

jiveturkey
12-13-2004, 03:26 PM
Brazil nuts? Never heard of them. ROFL

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 03:26 PM
Brazil nuts? Never heard of them.
Perhaps you know them by a different name...

MichaelH
12-13-2004, 03:26 PM
Brazil nuts? Never heard of them.

They've been called other names as well.

I love pistachoes and cashews.

DaKCMan AP
12-13-2004, 03:30 PM
Egomaniacal Normans love emerald nuts.

MOhillbilly
12-13-2004, 03:30 PM
Brazil nuts? Never heard of them.


:)

Donger
12-13-2004, 03:30 PM
Spanish Redskin peanuts. I love em.

Hmmm. Never had those.

HC_Chief
12-13-2004, 03:31 PM
Perhaps you know them by a different name...

heh, who has the balls to post the synonym?

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 03:32 PM
heh, who has the balls to post the synonym?
I'm gonna go ahead and strongly recommend against it.

HC_Chief
12-13-2004, 03:32 PM
I second your motion.

Motion carries.

Next on the agenda?

MichaelH
12-13-2004, 03:32 PM
Anyone ever have boiled peanuts? They're real popular in the southeast although I've never had them.

go bowe
12-13-2004, 03:32 PM
ahh, but the question everyone wants to ask:

how often do you wash the nuts?

Donger
12-13-2004, 03:32 PM
heh, who has the balls to post the synonym?

I must admit, I'm completely lost on this one.

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 03:33 PM
Anyone ever have boiled peanuts? They're real popular in the southeast although I've never had them.
Yes.

Southerners are weird.

ENDelt260
12-13-2004, 03:33 PM
I must admit, I'm completely lost on this one.
There is a racially insensitive alternate name for Brazil nuts.

Donger
12-13-2004, 03:34 PM
ahh, but the question everyone wants to ask:

how often do you wash the nuts?

Whenever they look dirty, or the wife crinkles her nose, whichever comes first.

Ultra Peanut
12-13-2004, 03:34 PM
Donger loves gobbling nuts? Color me unsurprised.

go bowe
12-13-2004, 03:36 PM
Whenever they look dirty, or the wife crinkles her nose, whichever comes first.ROFL ROFL ROFL

Baby Lee
12-13-2004, 03:37 PM
Bump to keep this on top of women's private parts, where it belongs.

Frosty
12-13-2004, 03:41 PM
Brazil nuts (or whatever you want to call them) are the best natural source of selenium, which is critical for your immune system to function correctly.

Since I started eating a handfull every week a year ago, I haven't been sick at all, even though my kids keep bringing colds home from school. :mad:

Logical
12-13-2004, 03:42 PM
Whenever they look dirty, or the wife crinkles her nose, whichever comes first.

Hopefully those times are an exception to your no leg washing policy!








...Vlad really hopes he is not confusing thread creators

Skip Towne
12-13-2004, 03:43 PM
Macadamia nuts and cashews.

Nzoner
12-13-2004, 03:45 PM
Bump to keep this on top of women's private parts, where it belongs.

I leave for a couple of hours,come back and see the titles of these two threads.

go bowe
12-13-2004, 03:45 PM
Macadamia nuts and cashews.mmmmmmmmmm...

macadamia nuts...

[chop-licking smilie] [chop-licking smilie] [chop-licking smilie]


i like walnuts too...

Alton deFlat
12-13-2004, 03:46 PM
Since nobody.... including me.... is going to say what a Brazil Nut is also called. Here's what they look like, for those still in the dark.

http://www.nutsonline.com/images/items/81.jpg

Baby Lee
12-13-2004, 03:47 PM
I must admit, I'm completely lost on this one.
Think pedal phalanges of homo africanus.

seclark
12-13-2004, 03:53 PM
goober peas and a tuna melt for supper, here...
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Donger
12-13-2004, 03:56 PM
I leave for a couple of hours,come back and see the titles of these two threads.

Now that you mention it...

Anyone ever cracked open a brazil nut and, without looking at or smelling it, popped it in your mouth?

The smell and taste is somewhat akin to stanky choocie.

Donger
12-13-2004, 04:14 PM
Hopefully those times are an exception to your no leg washing policy!








...Vlad really hopes he is not confusing thread creators

Depends on how dirty they are, or if those white blisters are rearing their ugly little puss-filled heads again.

bogie
12-13-2004, 06:18 PM
Anyone ever have boiled peanuts? They're real popular in the southeast although I've never had them.

They're good if you like your nuts mushy.

ChiefsFire
12-13-2004, 06:55 PM
g/f says she likes my salty nuts

not sure what she means

alpha_omega
12-13-2004, 06:59 PM
mmmmmmmmmm...

macadamia nuts...



Absolutely...macadamias are the Cadillac of nuts!

Rausch
12-13-2004, 07:07 PM
Now that you mention it...

Anyone ever cracked open a brazil nut and, without looking at or smelling it, popped it in your mouth?

The smell and taste is somewhat akin to stanky choocie.

No wonder I like Pecans...

ChiefsFanatik88
12-13-2004, 07:09 PM
pistachoes and almonds