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Los Raiders
12-14-2004, 01:47 PM
Joanie Laurer, a.k.a. Chyna from WWE fame, the steroid juicing masculine freak turns out was a man the entire time. How did Hugh Hefner of all people allow this she male to pose twice for a classy magazine of feminine beauty like Playboy?

Just yesterday, a porn company released Chyna's new sex tape with her boyfriend out to the public and guess what she has between her legs???

http://www.clubredlight.com/content/popup/boxcover/?m=1642&t=b&co=1&d=600x600

http://www.1nightinchina.com/

Bwana
12-14-2004, 01:57 PM
Um, I wouldn't click on that from work.

Saulbadguy
12-14-2004, 01:59 PM
Lies.

MichaelH
12-14-2004, 02:01 PM
That protusion from her genital area isn't a penis. :rolleyes:

MOhillbilly
12-14-2004, 02:02 PM
holy hell thats messed up.Glad i never beat off to that.

MOhillbilly
12-14-2004, 02:03 PM
That protusion from her genital area isn't a penis. :rolleyes:


close enough.It would make me wanna put my pants back on.:Lin:

Douche Baggins
12-14-2004, 02:03 PM
AUGH!

MichaelH
12-14-2004, 02:04 PM
close enough.It would make me wanna put my pants back on.:Lin:

Maybe. It's hard to tell from the picture, but I'm pretty sure it's just a big clitorus. They do get that big, so I hear. ROFL

Douche Baggins
12-14-2004, 02:06 PM
Maybe. It's hard to tell from the picture, but I'm pretty sure it's just a big clitorus. They do get that big, so I hear. ROFL

Dude, that's a freaking dong.

Cochise
12-14-2004, 02:07 PM
Thank goodness I didn't click on that...

MOhillbilly
12-14-2004, 02:08 PM
Maybe. It's hard to tell from the picture, but I'm pretty sure it's just a big clitorus. They do get that big, so I hear. ROFL


Maybe on pacaderms.

if that isnt a warning for women not to use roids,i dont know wtf is.

Los Raiders
12-14-2004, 02:16 PM
AVN has reviewed tens of thousands of porn movies and after their reading their review, they are pretty sure its a penis.

http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Multimedia&Action=View_Trailer&Content_ID=207655

When she first enters the frame, ensconced in something “sexy” and looking to tease, it harkens back to those nightmare moments where you’re slightly drunk in a room, waiting to see what it is you really seduced, and out comes someone who makes you wonder, Is it a man, a she-male—and most importantly, what the hell is that bulge between its legs and what are its plans for me?! Yikes!

Problem is, what we can see looks like a faggy bodybuilder with a mullet banging a handsome transsexual. The freak-show, circus-act, car-crash appeal heightens when Joanie pops her clit and it’s not only pierced, but looks like a mini-penis.

After a bit of the ol’ in n’ out, we cut back to Sean talking to the camera in China, stumbling through some obviously improvised lines. We’re oddly glued to the screen to see how bad he’ll get and hoping that we can witness in full-color that mini-penis that speaks inches about steroid abuse in women.

Girls if ya want a big one, juice up, get ready for pimples on your ass, a dick of a clit with a hood like an uncut foreskin and…”Get Ready to Rumble!”

At this point, we could be watching two men have sex. It’s that scary.

Den9899
12-14-2004, 02:20 PM
I'm completely and utterly at a loss for words.

HolmeZz
12-14-2004, 02:21 PM
It definitely looks like a dick. Think 'he' had an operation.

MichaelH
12-14-2004, 02:21 PM
This blows the Womens Private Parts thread right out of the water! ROFL

DaKCMan AP
12-14-2004, 02:27 PM
i don't know why this is news, chyna has always looked like a dude.

couldn't pay me enough to click on that link..

4th and Long
12-14-2004, 02:32 PM
I can see some of you failed biology and steroids class 101.

Her extremely enlarged clitoris, and yes kids, thats what it is, is from steroid use.

As you were.

- Dr. 4th

Braincase
12-14-2004, 02:36 PM
Not to far off the beam from where Vanessa Del Rio's thang was.

ENDelt260
12-14-2004, 02:36 PM
I can see some of you failed biology and steroids class 101.

I never even registered for that class, thankyouverymuch.

Stinger
12-14-2004, 02:39 PM
i don't know why this is news, chyna has always looked like a dude.

couldn't pay me enough to click on that link..

TTIFWOP*

*(This Thread Is Fine With Out Pics)

Amnorix
12-14-2004, 02:43 PM
Gah!! My eyes!!!!

go bowe
12-14-2004, 02:43 PM
TTIFWOP*

*(This Thread Is Fine With Out Pics)ROFL ROFL ROFL

4th and Long
12-14-2004, 02:48 PM
TTIFWOP*

*(This Thread Is Fine With Out Pics)
http://users2.ev1.net/~binker/New/JoanieLaurer(Chyna)_FBBL01a.jpg

:p

tk13
12-14-2004, 02:50 PM
TTIFWOP*

*(This Thread Is Fine With Out Pics)
Ahhh, This thread is f'ing worthless without pics huh? Well here you go!...

Oh, wait a minute, you explained it, good thing... :)

Demonpenz
12-14-2004, 02:50 PM
no home run record is worth having that between your legs

BigRedChief
12-14-2004, 02:57 PM
Joanie Laurer, a.k.a. Chyna from WWE fame, the steroid juicing masculine freak turns out was a man the entire time. How did Hugh Hefner of all people allow this she male to pose twice for a classy magazine of feminine beauty like Playboy?

Just yesterday, a porn company released Chyna's new sex tape with her boyfriend out to the public and guess what she has between her legs???

http://www.clubredlight.com/content/popup/boxcover/?m=1642&t=b&co=1&d=600x600

http://www.1nightinchina.com/

It is customary to warn if a link is not work safe. Get with the program noob. :mad:

4th and Long
12-14-2004, 02:57 PM
There are not work safe links! :shake:

http://www.mediamon.com/fusha/joanie/pics/chyna/Chyna06.jpg
http://wallpaper.microchiot.com/i/wpp_800/5/8/Chyna.jpg
http://vinrotica.com/products/photos/film/Chyna/images/chyna4b.jpg
http://www.house-o-celebs.com/chyna_joanie_laurer_01magic.jpg

Go on.

Click.

You know you want to.

It's like a car wreck.

You can't help but look.

:p

ENDelt260
12-14-2004, 02:58 PM
It is customary to warn if a link is not work safe. Get with the program noob. :mad:
If you couldn't figure out not to click that link at work from the content of his post, the words "not work safe" weren't going to f*cking help you.

Stinger
12-14-2004, 03:00 PM
It is customary to warn if a link is not work safe. Get with the program noob. :mad:

Not sure but the the "porn company" and "sex tape" comment might have been an indication. :)

MOhillbilly
12-14-2004, 03:00 PM
no home run record is worth having that between your legs


scratches head. *wtf*?

Epadfield
12-14-2004, 03:08 PM
I think "she" is a hermaphrodite.

Douche Baggins
12-14-2004, 03:09 PM
31 posts and no meatpeeker jokes? You guys are slipping.

BigRedChief
12-14-2004, 03:09 PM
If you couldn't figure out not to click that link at work from the content of his post, the words "not work safe" weren't going to f*cking help you.

WTF? You think I clicked on it from work? Just a helpful hint for the future. But I do look foward to going home and clicking on the link and seeing the penis :)

David.
12-14-2004, 03:48 PM
this suprises anyone?

MOhillbilly
12-14-2004, 03:54 PM
[QUOTE=David.]i love the cock![QUOTE]


at it again.:shake:

Stinger
12-14-2004, 03:55 PM
But I do look foward to going home and clicking on the link and seeing the penis :)


:spock:

NTTAWWT
:thailor:

David.
12-14-2004, 03:55 PM
[QUOTE=David.]i love the cock!QUOTE]


at it again.:shake:

HAHA, WAY TO **** IT UP RETARD ROFL :)

MOhillbilly
12-14-2004, 03:56 PM
HAHA, WAY TO **** IT UP RETARD ROFL :)



meh. I try :(

Valiant
12-14-2004, 04:05 PM
Just looks a large clitoris, I know some of you that go porking get those all the time...

Mr. Laz
12-14-2004, 04:07 PM
that's not a schlong ... that's an super closeup pic of an engorged
clit (post steroids)


not that it's exactly "pretty" but you guys are doofy ROFL


maybe you guys just haven't ever gotten a woman turned on enough to make it "engorged"


:p :p

Saggysack
12-14-2004, 04:13 PM
Ummm, that's not a penis. ROFL

Maybe you guys are used to looking down and seeing something that small but, ummm, that's not a penis.

The Bad Guy
12-14-2004, 04:33 PM
that's not a schlong ... that's an super closeup pic of an engorged
clit (post steroids)


not that it's exactly "pretty" but you guys are doofy ROFL


maybe you guys just haven't ever gotten a woman turned on enough to make it "engorged"


:p :p

Or maybe we've never turned on a she-male.:p

Mr. Laz
12-14-2004, 05:09 PM
Or maybe we've never turned on a she-male.:p
:clap:



nlm nlm



i may get drunk, but not THAT drunk :)

Douche Baggins
12-14-2004, 05:11 PM
Ummm, that's not a penis. ROFL

Maybe you guys are used to looking down and seeing something that small but, ummm, that's not a penis.

DUDE. It has a head and a shaft.

THAT IS A FREAKING DONG.

RedNFeisty
12-14-2004, 05:13 PM
that's not a schlong ... that's an super closeup pic of an engorged
clit (post steroids)


not that it's exactly "pretty" but you guys are doofy ROFL


maybe you guys just haven't ever gotten a woman turned on enough to make it "engorged"


:p :p


I am with Lazarus on this one. I think it is a she, and she fvcked herself up by taking steroids. As for what looks like a nut sack can't be, if you look close enough you can see that there are lips surrounding the clit and whatever else there is.

Now I have seen some engorged clits before, but nothing that nasty. I just lost my lust for Chyna. :(

Brock
12-14-2004, 05:15 PM
Her son doesn't attend a Catholic Military School, does he?

Iowanian
12-14-2004, 05:16 PM
Good Lawd. heln?

Its not a pecker..........But is definitely a pecker deflater in at least 1 household.

4th and Long
12-14-2004, 05:17 PM
if you close enough you can see that there are lips surrounding the clit and whatever else there is.

Now I have seen some engorged clits before,
The MASTER has spoken!

I bow to your superior knowledge!

Iowanian
12-14-2004, 05:19 PM
Just because there its bigger than yours meatpeeker, doesn't make it a dong.

Regardless........I wonder if her boyfriend gets confused on weather to flick it, or jack it off......


PS.........I also find it humorous to see "4th and LONG" posting on this thread.

Douche Baggins
12-14-2004, 05:20 PM
Just because there its bigger than yours meatpeeker, doesn't make it a dong.

Regardless........I wonder if her boyfriend gets confused on weather to flick it, or jack it off......


PS.........I also find it humorous to see "4th and LONG" posting on this thread.

How is it not a dong? I see a shaft, a head, and a nutsack. INSIDE the lips.

I am shocked and appalled.

KCN
12-14-2004, 05:22 PM
Didn't anyone else see her in playboy a few years ago? Either they airbrushed really well or RedNFeisty and everyone else is correct (not that I know what the pics look like, I am at work and do not dare open that link yet).

4th and Long
12-14-2004, 05:22 PM
PS.........I also find it humorous to see "4th and LONG" posting on this thread.
I don't like to brag ... :D

Iowanian
12-14-2004, 05:23 PM
You've obviously looked at more peckers than I have.............I've allegedly seen more 'Giners than you.

Its nasty, fugly, and possibly the grossest thing I've seen on the planet........But its not a womb wrecker....well...your girlfriend might think so...

RedNFeisty
12-14-2004, 05:25 PM
The MASTER has spoken!

I bow to your superior knowledge!


Are you being a smart ass!?! I will slap you up side your head if you are! :spank:

:p

She is more then likly just a hermaphrodite.

Iowanian
12-14-2004, 05:26 PM
Heln would be on you like white on rice for such a mischaracterization, red...............She's the perfect chic...........one who could hit your gspot with no hands.


Its not a dong.........Its a clit the size of a mini Pringles can.

RedNFeisty
12-14-2004, 05:27 PM
Didn't anyone else see her in playboy a few years ago? Either they airbrushed really well or RedNFeisty and everyone else is correct (not that I know what the pics look like, I am at work and do not dare open that link yet).


I don't think there is anyway that she would be allowed to pose in Playboy is she was a male. The repercussion on Hugh would be to great.

4th and Long
12-14-2004, 05:27 PM
Are you being a smart ass!?! I will slap you up side your head if you are! :spank:

:p

TEASE!

:p
She is more then likly just a hermaphrodite.
No, she's a chick but years of steroids wrecked her cooter.

RedNFeisty
12-14-2004, 05:28 PM
Heln would be on you like white on rice for such a mischaracterization, red...............She's the perfect chic...........one who could hit your gspot with no hands.


Its not a dong.........Its a clit the size of a mini Pringles can.


EW, not for me!!

chiefs4me
12-14-2004, 05:29 PM
That just can't be real,,,,,,,,,,

4th and Long
12-14-2004, 05:32 PM
That just can't be real,,,,,,,,,,
I'm sorry but you are not allowed to post on a porn thread, Ms Anti-Porn woman! :shake:

:p

PS - Yes ... it's real.

Demonpenz
12-14-2004, 05:34 PM
i think that Quote unquote nutsack is actually the other dudes mushroom head. Well i was going to have some little wiennie sausages tonight, but i think i am going to go hungry

chiefs4me
12-14-2004, 05:35 PM
I'm sorry but you are not allowed to post on a porn thread, Ms Anti-Porn woman! :shake:

:p

PS - Yes ... it's real.


whatever,,,,,all I said in the other thread was that I would not post any porn pictures,,,,,,there is a difference,,,,,:harumph:

4th and Long
12-14-2004, 05:37 PM
whatever,,,,,all I said in the other thread was that I would not post any porn pictures,,,,,,there is a difference,,,,,:harumph:
We cant REALLY post porn pic here so feel free to post something softcore instead. That shouldnt be a problem .... right? :D

Mr. Laz
12-14-2004, 05:43 PM
but years of steroids wrecked her cooter.
"cooter" ROFL http://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/lachen70.gifhttp://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/lachen70.gif

RedNFeisty
12-14-2004, 05:55 PM
i think that Quote unquote nutsack is actually the other dudes mushroom head. Well i was going to have some little wiennie sausages tonight, but i think i am going to go hungry


That explains it, I didn't think of it that way.

RedNFeisty
12-14-2004, 05:56 PM
TEASE!

:p

No, she's a chick but years of steroids wrecked her cooter.

ROFL

4th and Long
12-14-2004, 06:01 PM
ROFL
:D

el borracho
12-14-2004, 06:05 PM
I think "she" is a hermaphrodite.
She's definitely a 'tweener. We'll probably draft her in the 2nd round.

4th and Long
12-14-2004, 06:32 PM
She's definitely a 'tweener. We'll probably draft her in the 2nd round.
Perhaps but, it would be an upgrade from our current roster? :shrug:

:p

RedNFeisty
12-14-2004, 09:18 PM
Did anyone ever think that maybe that isn't her?

LiL stumppy
12-14-2004, 09:21 PM
Did anyone ever think that maybe that isn't her?

I can't watch the video so im going to say no and its more fun this way I guess?

Pants
12-14-2004, 09:40 PM
It's a huge f*cking clit. JBret, you have no say in this.

ChiTown
12-14-2004, 10:04 PM
For more evidence that this is just one huge clit, please review the following NON WORK SAFE SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clits of Biblical Proportion (http://www.lexizone.com/cltgst/index.htm)

Saggysack
12-14-2004, 11:23 PM
How is it not a dong? I see a shaft, a head, and a nutsack. INSIDE the lips.

I am shocked and appalled.

I am shocked and appalled that you think you see a nutsack. If you look closely that is a head of a penis rubbing between her lips.

Rausch
12-14-2004, 11:33 PM
For more evidence that this is just one huge clit, please review the following NON WORK SAFE SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clits of Biblical Proportion (http://www.lexizone.com/cltgst/index.htm)

Holy shat! Thank sweet jesus my girl doesn't pop a stiffie like those redwoods... :Lin:

beer bacon
12-15-2004, 12:18 AM
Isn't the clit just an undeveloped dong? All the steroids she has taken probably made it gigantic.

Demonpenz
12-15-2004, 12:26 AM
that is some sweet looking box. I found a new wallpaper!

elvomito
12-15-2004, 12:27 AM
why would any of this content not be work safe?
http://tubgirl.com

oh, you work with humans.... i see

Pants
12-15-2004, 12:29 AM
Wow, 164,938,270th link to tubgirl. Next on the list - goatse.

Rausch
12-15-2004, 12:29 AM
why would any of this content not be work safe?
http://tubgirl.com

oh, you work with humans.... i see :cuss:

el borracho
12-15-2004, 01:02 AM
I really hope nobody confuses our online monikers.

Dick Bull
12-15-2004, 01:09 AM
Holy shat! Thank sweet jesus my girl doesn't pop a stiffie like those redwoods... :Lin:

S hit I feel inferior after looking at them. I think I need to get a penis pump.

Damn this whole woman can do everything better than men movement.

grandllama
12-15-2004, 02:09 AM
She's definitely a 'tweener. We'll probably draft her in the 2nd round.

Then what would we do with Scanlon?

grandllama
12-15-2004, 02:09 AM
I am shocked and appalled that you think you see a nutsack. If you look closely that is a head of a penis rubbing between her lips.

I would be a privilige and an honor to shit on your chest.

grandllama
12-15-2004, 02:11 AM
"cooter" ROFL http://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/lachen70.gifhttp://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/lachen70.gif
Yup.

Swanman
12-15-2004, 06:54 AM
She's definitely a 'tweener. We'll probably draft her in the 2nd round.

That was amazing work. You took Chyna, penis, and hermaphrodite and somehow turned that into a slam on King Carl.

This thread belongs in the Hall of Classics.

ENDelt260
12-15-2004, 10:44 AM
Her son doesn't attend a Catholic Military School, does he?
ROFL Hahahahahahaha!

Saggysack
12-15-2004, 03:48 PM
I would be a privilige and an honor to shit on your chest.

ROFL

Ummm, no thanks. I'll have to pass, this time.

stumppy
12-15-2004, 03:52 PM
I would be a privilige and an honor to shit on your chest.

ROFLROFLROFL

rep

Iowanian
12-15-2004, 04:16 PM
why would any of this content not be work safe?
http://tubgirl.com

oh, you work with humans.... i see

you go to hell.....you go to hell and you die for making me click on that.

Fairplay
12-15-2004, 04:18 PM
you go to hell.....you go to hell and you die for making me click on that.




No doubt, that was bad. It looks like we can put a link to any friggin website and the mods don't give a sh*t.

Iowanian
12-15-2004, 04:21 PM
Truthfully..........I don't know that some...most of this belongs here.

I clicked it, I can't biatch.......I just hope someone's boss doesn't come and check out where ole' Talisman has been hanging out.

Olympia
12-15-2004, 10:08 PM
Even though I am 98% that pic is a "clit", I think we should give Los Raiders, the author of the thead, the benefit of the doubt.

Given that he is a Southern Californian Chicano, Raider fan and a gangmember (i.e. Scrapa cholo), he has probably has spent the share of his life in San Quentin and has first hand experience on what a penis looks like.