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cheeeefs
12-16-2004, 09:48 AM
I have never really known who or what she is, but I was flipping through the channels and she was on some talk show singing a song, is she supposed to be a singer or did she start out as an actress or something?

My god it's awful, awful awful... I don't have any aspect of my life that exposes me to these new teen artists (kids, gf, etc.. no one I know listens to it) So this was really one of my first listens. Is it all that bad? I mean, I cringed and wished God hadn't given me ears. :Lin:

Saulbadguy
12-16-2004, 09:48 AM
Pics plz.

HC_Chief
12-16-2004, 09:49 AM
She's a moron with a nice rack.

cheeeefs
12-16-2004, 09:49 AM
no Tivo here sir :(

John_Wayne
12-16-2004, 09:50 AM
Her singing and or acting isn't what made her famous. She turned 18 and finally the media could ask her "are they real?". That's what has made her famous. That and her layout in a men's magazine (I forget which one) soon after she turned 18.

Amnorix
12-16-2004, 09:50 AM
She's just an internet babe trying to cross over to a career beyond her rack. Won't happen.

marsaray
12-16-2004, 09:51 AM
She's a moron with a nice rack.
Here Here!

Cochise
12-16-2004, 09:52 AM
...her layout in a men's magazine

pix prz kthx~

shakesthecat
12-16-2004, 09:54 AM
Pics plz.

I thought this was a ChiefsPlanet rule whenever you started a new thread about a hot, young, nugget.

C'mon cheefs! Get with the program!

John_Wayne
12-16-2004, 09:54 AM
I can't believe this thread has 8 posts and no pics yet. This is a first for Chiefs Planet.

Iowanian
12-16-2004, 09:54 AM
She's a disney movie child actress who turned 18 with a fake rack.


She's not as hot as people go on about.

marsaray
12-16-2004, 09:55 AM
I have a pic not sure how to post it though?:>

alpha_omega
12-16-2004, 09:56 AM
She's not as hot as people go on about.

Even less hot than that...and she is getting way too much airtime. Hopefully her 15 mins. will be over soon.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2004, 09:57 AM
She was a child actor who was in a couple Disney movies and has "blossomed" into something more, certainly because of her looks and not her talent.

Saulbadguy
12-16-2004, 09:57 AM
http://www.filmstew.com/Users/PhotoFinish/206/LindsayLohan.jpg

MichaelH
12-16-2004, 09:57 AM
Even less hot than that...and she is getting way too much airtime. Hopefully her 15 mins. will be over soon.

And when her 15 minutes is up, she'll just have Madonna lick her tonsils on national tv. :p

marsaray
12-16-2004, 09:57 AM
She was a child actor who was in a couple Disney movies and has "blossomed" into something more, certainly because of her looks and not her talent.
Sounds like hilary duff. Have you seen how much make up is on her eyes in her videos. Its a wonder she can open her eyes.

beavis
12-16-2004, 09:58 AM
She's not as hot as people go on about.
I don't think so either.

But it's not like I'd kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Cochise
12-16-2004, 09:58 AM
...

Less clothes plz~

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2004, 09:58 AM
She's not as hot as people go on about.
The most true statement ever made about her.

Add not as talented.

ptlyon
12-16-2004, 09:58 AM
http://www.filmstew.com/Users/PhotoFinish/206/LindsayLohan.jpg

cheeeefs
12-16-2004, 09:58 AM
I found this pic of her. Man, how many of you have your own wonderland?


http://www.dreamstarlets.com/features/!bios/lindsay_lohan22.jpg

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2004, 09:59 AM
Sounds like hilary duff.
Exactly.

marsaray
12-16-2004, 09:59 AM
Less clothes plz~
A perverted middle aged chat-line predator at his finest.

Saulbadguy
12-16-2004, 10:00 AM
None of you guys would kick her out of bed. Hell, I bet you'd all keep her around for another couple of rounds in the morning as well.

marsaray
12-16-2004, 10:00 AM
None of you guys would kick her out of bed. Hell, I bet you'd all keep her around for another couple of rounds in the morning as well.
And evenings and etc.

Stinger
12-16-2004, 10:01 AM
Less clothes plz~

:spock:

There is this thing call the internet you might want to try.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2004, 10:02 AM
None of you guys would kick her out of bed. Hell, I bet you'd all keep her around for another couple of rounds in the morning as well.
well duh.

marsaray
12-16-2004, 10:02 AM
But, than again she isnt jail bait any longer.

Iowanian
12-16-2004, 10:05 AM
Jailbait...........Aren't you 15?

Pulling the pud to National Geographic in Study hall.....talking about Jailbait........hysterical.

I'm not saying the girl is ugly.........But I doubt she'd be a girl you'd notice at a busy bar, and I don't see the fuss.

marsaray
12-16-2004, 10:07 AM
[QUOTE=Iowanian]Jailbait...........Aren't you 15?

Pulling the pud to National Geographic in Study hall.....talking about Jailbait........hysterical. QUOTE]
Pulling the pud thats new. I have never heard masterbation ever told like that.

Cochise
12-16-2004, 10:07 AM
:spock:

There is this thing call the internet you might want to try.

I am just joking around :spock:

Although Gunther_Fan did allude to some layout in a men's mag.

marsaray
12-16-2004, 10:09 AM
Pulling the pud sounds like it is painfull. Or some redneck chore in the hills. Like churnin' the butter.

Saulbadguy
12-16-2004, 10:10 AM
Pulling the pud sounds like it is painfull. Or some redneck chore in the hills. Like churnin' the butter.
Uh oh..you said "redneck". Thats like a racial slur 'round these parts. Prepare for an onslaught.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2004, 10:11 AM
Pulling the pud sounds like it is painfull. Or some redneck chore in the hills. Like churnin' the butter.
I prefer spanking the monkey, whipping the weasel, choking the chicken...animal references are always good.

marsaray
12-16-2004, 10:12 AM
I prefer spanking the monkey, whipping the weasel, choking the chicken...animal references are always good.
Shaking hands with ben franklin, meeting the president. Jerking the gerkin. Masterbating.

Iowanian
12-16-2004, 10:13 AM
Flog the dolphin, polish the bishop, spank the stepchild, Pump the Python.....or beerme's favorite.....wiggle the worm

Cochise
12-16-2004, 10:13 AM
Shaking hands with ben franklin, meeting the president. Jerking the gerkin. Masterbating.

Tug of war with cyclops
Doing the secret handshake

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2004, 10:14 AM
Tug of war with cyclops

ROFL

Saulbadguy
12-16-2004, 10:14 AM
Taming the red-headed yogurt slinger.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2004, 10:15 AM
Taming the red-headed yogurt slinger.
red headed? Ew.

Iowanian
12-16-2004, 10:15 AM
Saul.........I heard you called it "Ticklin the thimble"

marsaray
12-16-2004, 10:15 AM
All really great names that in the future I will use. Especially the yogurt slinger.ROFL

Saulbadguy
12-16-2004, 10:16 AM
Saul.........I heard you called it "Ticklin the thimble"
And I heard you called it "tuggin the tootsie roll"

Radar Chief
12-16-2004, 10:16 AM
Five knuckle shuffle.

marsaray
12-16-2004, 10:17 AM
Ticklin the bean for girls.

Saulbadguy
12-16-2004, 10:17 AM
Badger the Witness

Cochise
12-16-2004, 10:18 AM
All really great names that in the future I will use. Especially the yogurt slinger.ROFL

Where's your old man been at lately?

marsaray
12-16-2004, 10:18 AM
I've been asking the same question. I think he has been working.

Cochise
12-16-2004, 10:18 AM
The taming of the shrew.

Saulbadguy
12-16-2004, 10:19 AM
another Iowanian classic..."Shaking Hands with the Unemployed"

marsaray
12-16-2004, 10:19 AM
Having a 7 some with rosy palm and her five sisters.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2004, 10:20 AM
skinning the snake
pounding the platypuss
shaking the salamander
jerkin the gerkin (did someone already say that?)
beatin the bony pony...

marsaray
12-16-2004, 10:20 AM
skinning the snake
pounding the platypuss
shaking the salamander
jerkin the gerkin (did someone already say that?)
beatin the bony pony...
I said jerkin the gerken but thats aight.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2004, 10:21 AM
I said jerkin the gerken but thats aight.
rep for you then young one.

Iowanian
12-16-2004, 10:22 AM
And I heard you called it "tuggin the tootsie roll"

Its only brown when yo mama in town.......


Pinch your finger and thumb any tighter and you'll be splitting the Atom.

marsaray
12-16-2004, 10:22 AM
Isnt it strange that this started off as lindsay lohan and ended up with masterbation humor?

Iowanian
12-16-2004, 10:23 AM
another Iowanian classic..."Shaking Hands with the Unemployed"

I've met Frankie........But we didn't shake hands, and I wasn't having any dirty thoughts.

Radar Chief
12-16-2004, 10:24 AM
Isnt it strange that this started off as lindsay lohan and ended up with masterbation humor?

No. :shrug:

marsaray
12-16-2004, 10:24 AM
If my dad knew I was writin this stuff...

Cochise
12-16-2004, 10:24 AM
I've met Frankie........But we didn't shake hands, and I wasn't having any dirty thoughts.

:hmmm: ROFL




:shake:

Radar Chief
12-16-2004, 10:26 AM
If my dad knew I was writin this stuff...

Donít worry, Titus will archive the link for him. ;)

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2004, 10:26 AM
If my dad knew I was writin this stuff...
We'll make sure he knows to check all your posts.....



:)

marsaray
12-16-2004, 10:27 AM
We'll make sure he knows to check all your posts.....



:)
It's good to know that I have friends I can trust.

Amnorix
12-16-2004, 10:30 AM
I'm not saying the girl is ugly.........But I doubt she'd be a girl you'd notice at a busy bar, and I don't see the fuss.

Have always thought the same damn thing. I have no idea what the unbelievable fascination is. There's a thousand hotter chicks in our Girly Pic thread alone... :shrug:

Bob Dole
12-16-2004, 10:31 AM
Did she ever wear this Disney outfit?

http://www.internezz.net/php/fotolog/albums/userpics/mmouse.jpg

cheeeefs
12-16-2004, 10:37 AM
oh that's disturbing

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2004, 10:38 AM
It's good to know that I have friends I can trust.
You'll never find friends like CP friends...



:p

Stinger
12-16-2004, 10:40 AM
Isnt it strange that this started off as lindsay lohan and ended up with masterbation humor?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/thread_direction.jpg

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops101/lindsay_lohan015.jpg

Iowanian
12-16-2004, 10:41 AM
If my dad knew I was writin this stuff...

Don't worry.......He knows what you're really doing when you "go to your room to read"

Radar Chief
12-16-2004, 10:41 AM
Did she ever wear this Disney outfit?

http://www.internezz.net/php/fotolog/albums/userpics/mmouse.jpg

Aww, Mickey and Minnie look a little long in the face on Grandma. Why so sad?

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2004, 10:42 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/thread_direction.jpg

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops101/lindsay_lohan015.jpg
I actually thought about starting a separate thread for masterbation names....but then I thought eh... just do it here.

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
12-16-2004, 02:16 PM
bopin the baloney

BigRedChief
12-16-2004, 02:18 PM
Didn't we just have 3 or 4 Lohan threads complete with nipple slip pics. isn't the juice all squezzed out of this baby?

Radar Chief
12-16-2004, 02:20 PM
Didn't we just have 3 or 4 Lohan threads complete with nipple slip pics. isn't the juice all squezzed out of this baby?

Link?

BigRedChief
12-16-2004, 02:21 PM
Link?

Search is disabled so your on your own.

Was about a month ago IIRC.

Swanman
12-16-2004, 02:24 PM
Here's a couple other classic:

Interrogating the suspect
Saying hello to an old friend

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2004, 02:34 PM
Flog the log

marsaray
12-18-2004, 08:36 PM
Don't worry.......He knows what you're really doing when you "go to your room to read"
Your right. He probably knows I'm pooping in my sisters pillow case.

Valiant
12-18-2004, 09:10 PM
If you seen her in a bar with her clevage showing as usual and you did not notice her, your hand would be on some dudes butt...

She is average to above average looking, but those tits make her hot..

Thig Lyfe
12-18-2004, 09:14 PM
Masterbating.


ROFL Good one!

Thig Lyfe
12-18-2004, 09:18 PM
I mean, I cringed and wished God hadn't given me ears. :Lin:

But you were thankful for your eyes and right hand, eh? :thumb:

Deberg_1990
12-18-2004, 09:21 PM
shes jiggly in all the right places. Her singing voice is pretty awful though.