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ROYC75
12-16-2004, 11:58 AM
A Redneck Christmas

In a small Texas town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great
skill & talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature bothered
me:
the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to
come
up w/a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of
town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She
exploded
into
a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!"I
assured
her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in
the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter & riffled through some
pages, & finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face
she
said, "See, it says right here, "




The three wise men came from afar.'"

:D

chiefs4me
12-16-2004, 12:17 PM
:rolleyes: