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vailpass
12-16-2004, 01:48 PM
Seasons Greetings CP,
I'm passing through the planet to view some good game-week chatter and not a single Bronco-week thread on the front page?
Is it because the Chiefs season is such a bitter dissapointment?

Has your secret concern that Holmes may never return or if he does return he will never be dominant again taken away from your enthusiasm?

Maybe the realization that Gunther is not a folk-hero but a droopy old man with a bad dye-job in his hair and some goofy yellow glassess who was simply the beneficiary of some pretty damn good defensive talent during his first go-round with KC has dampened your spirits.

Could it be that you are too busy accepting that the window was open oh-so-briefly and has now shut tight on your aging offense and offensive defense? Are you coming to terms with the fact that Oakland Denver,and SAN DIEGO have all been to the SB since you last sniffed an AFC title?

Come on, it's Bronco-Chiefs week. Let your love shine through.
(the preceeding has been a public service message from the Poke-the-Sleeping-Bear foundation)

Coogs
12-16-2004, 01:57 PM
Why do you say this season has been a dissapointment for us. We both have about the same chance of making the playoffs. We have to win all three and get a little help and we are in. :D

You guys, on the other hand have to win one game to have a chance. Against us at KC, at Tennessee, and Indianapolis. :shake:

We are all just taking the low key approach to this thing, as so not to jinx our teams chances.

Saulbadguy
12-16-2004, 01:58 PM
We won't make the playoffs, you won't make the playoffs. Whoop-dee-doo. As far as the front-page, we don't have a forum for every little fvcking piddly thing, so our front page is a varitable cornacopia of great topics.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2004, 02:02 PM
Bronco threads = wasted space that could be used to talk about poop, masterbation, Lindsey Lohan or celebrity porn. We have our priorities.

ENDelt260
12-16-2004, 02:04 PM
poop, masterbation, Lindsey Lohan or celebrity porn.

I think you meant to use and, not or.

vailpass
12-16-2004, 02:09 PM
Okay I tried to get something going for game week. I even pulled out the "Gunther is an old man with a bad hair-dye job".
Nothing.
Unplug the defibrilator the patient has flatlined.
Better luck next year Chiefs.

Saulbadguy
12-16-2004, 02:11 PM
Okay I tried to get something going for game week. I even pulled out the "Gunther is an old man with a bad hair-dye job".
Nothing.
Unplug the defibrilator the patient has flatlined.
Better luck next year Chiefs.
You too. Well, not really. We will both miss the playoffs, and we will have the higher draft pick.

Oh yeah, don't you guys lose a 3rd rounder for cheating? Sounds like we will have the better offseason as well.

Kclee
12-16-2004, 02:11 PM
Are you coming to terms with the fact that Oakland Denver,and SAN DIEGO have all been to the SB since you last sniffed an AFC title?


As long as you come to terms with the Seahawks winning the AFC west more recently than the broncos. Nice job, really. :clap:

Saulbadguy
12-16-2004, 02:13 PM
As long as you come to terms with the Seahawks winning the AFC west more recently than the broncos. Nice job, really. :clap:
OUCH! ROFL

Lzen
12-16-2004, 02:15 PM
Eh, is there not a thread about Larry Coyer's comments? There also was a thread about Plummer earlier this week. Actually, there were a few about Plummer. ROFL

vailpass
12-16-2004, 02:17 PM
As long as you come to terms with the Seahawks winning the AFC west more recently than the broncos. Nice job, really. :clap:

Translation:
" We might not have been to the Superbowl in 30 years but at least you have only been there 5 times since then and you only won it twice".

Oh stop it please I can't take anymore.

KCTitus
12-16-2004, 02:20 PM
Translation:
" We might not have been to the Superbowl in 30 years but at least you have only been there 5 times since then and you only won it twice".

Oh stop it please I can't take anymore.

The bronco fan 'runs home to momma' in less than 3 posts....good God, why doesnt every bronco homer start every post with this tired smack.

Living off of the last decade is quite sad.

Saulbadguy
12-16-2004, 02:20 PM
Translation:
" We might not have been to the Superbowl in 30 years but at least you have only been there 5 times since then and you only won it twice".

Oh stop it please I can't take anymore.
Translation:

"We used to be good."

Kclee
12-16-2004, 02:23 PM
Translation:
" We might not have been to the Superbowl in 30 years but at least you have only been there 5 times since then and you only won it twice".

Oh stop it please I can't take anymore.

Yeah, you were 0-3. Then thought: hmm, maybe if we cheat we could win it all. Why don't we give that a try.

Wow, it worked, who would have thought? Maybe if I would have asked Bonds first, I wouldn't be so suprised.

vailpass
12-16-2004, 02:26 PM
Yeah, you were 0-3. Then thought: hmm, maybe if we cheat we could win it all. Why don't we give that a try.

Wow, it worked, who would have thought? Maybe if I would have asked Bonds first, I wouldn't be so suprised.


Spoken like a true loser.

Bob Dole
12-16-2004, 02:26 PM
Okay I tried to get something going for game week. I even pulled out the "Gunther is an old man with a bad hair-dye job".
Nothing.
Unplug the defibrilator the patient has flatlined.
Better luck next year Chiefs.

Dipshit.

KCTitus
12-16-2004, 02:27 PM
Spoken like a true loser.

says the chickensh*t bronco fan that cant resist sticking to the upcoming game and has to resort to the SB smack.

vailpass
12-16-2004, 02:29 PM
Dipshit.

Care to elaborate oh third-person Texan?

vailpass
12-16-2004, 02:35 PM
says the chickensh*t bronco fan that cant resist sticking to the upcoming game and has to resort to the SB smack.


(I love it when a plan comes together.)

Why you are correct; let's focus on the upcoming game. IMHO:

KC's offense will need to be ready for a full day of blitzing. Disguised blitz, naked blitz, Lynch coming to kill Trent blitz, all day. Coyer will bank on bieng able to cover the KC recievers one-on-one like he did last time.
If the Chiefs can pick up the blitzes and catch Denver with well-timed draws, screens to Tony, and other plays designed to use the blitz they will score some points.

Barring a complete melt-down by Jake, I mean a 3 interception game (entirely possible I know) Denver will have little trouble scoring 35 on KC.

The interesting match up will be the KC O vs. the Denver D. As usual, for KC to win they will have to come out on top in a scoring battle.

Prediction:
Denver 38
KC 24

Kclee
12-16-2004, 02:57 PM
Spoken like a true loser.


You can always tell when you hit true. The personal attacks come out. ROFL

Bob Dole
12-16-2004, 02:59 PM
Care to elaborate oh third-person Texan?

Not really.

Douche Baggins
12-16-2004, 03:03 PM
Vailpass,

Priest is back next year. He said so himself.

Go f*ck yourself.

Regards, GoChiefs

Iowanian
12-16-2004, 03:10 PM
Champ Bailey has been smoked more times in the past month than Snoop Dogs Glass Pipe.

If you're lucky, you'll have a rusty DE back off of Injuries just in time to get dominated by one of 5 angry Chiefs Offensive linemen.

Its going to hurt like when you found out your parents were first cousins when you see a RB from Penn State Putting up 100 yards on your "Defense".

Eddie Kennison catching 8 balls for 120 yards and 2TDs is going to grate at Donk fans like when their wife gave them Herpes that she picked up from a Raider fan.


I'll admit it.........the Chiefs suck...............but how is it going to feel, knowing that the "mighty" Donks couldn't even beat a weak, horrible _efense run by a guy in blue blockers, while your QB is tossing INTs to William Bartee of all people.....

Chief fans have nothing to lose but draft position by knocking your peedrinking crapfaced turd gargling team out of the playoffs.

vailpass
12-16-2004, 03:24 PM
"I'll admit it.........the Chiefs suck...............but how is it going to feel, knowing that the "mighty" Donks couldn't even beat a weak, horrible _efense run by a guy in blue blockers, while your QB is tossing INTs to William Bartee of all people.....

Chief fans have nothing to lose but draft position by knocking your peedrinking crapfaced turd gargling team out of the playoffs."


That's the spirit there Iowa boy. Your team might be face down in the bath-house with Denver Chief sidling up behind them but at least you are still showing some fight.
Still, there used to be a whole lot more football talk on this board during the week leading up to this game.

vailpass
12-16-2004, 03:24 PM
Not really.

Alrighty then....

vailpass
12-16-2004, 03:29 PM
Vailpass,

Priest is back next year. He said so himself.

Go f*ck yourself.

Regards, GoChiefs


You realize I was laying down all of that vile, unsportmanlike junk just to elicit some sort of football reaction from an otherwise football-dead board don't you?
I haven't seen a thing to indicate whether Holmes is coming back or not other than his statement. Given that next year he begins to really make some money I don't think he would say he is not coming back if his leg fell off. Priest will not willingly retire for at least the next two years; there is way too much $$ at stake.

As to f*cking myself let me just say that if I could I would and in the process I'd have saved a WHOLE LOT of money over the pas 15 years.

Iowanian
12-16-2004, 03:33 PM
Holmes is on IR this year, but has already said he's coming back next season, and figures he's gone an extra 8 weeks of jump start on preparation. Vermiel has also said he's coming back for 1 last season to make another run.

The Donks need to figure out their smack game plan.........week 1, all we heard about was how the Midget who could get lost in a dixie cup was the next barry sanders, then Ruben Droughs was Bo Jackson for 2 weeks, and Taintum Bell was Earl Campbell, until he separated his ovary.

The Chiefs aren't very good................but you'll have to ask Fans of Atlanta, Indy and Baltimore how cocky donk fans should be.

This sunday, you can flush your playoff dreams for 04 with that Napkin you wipe the jakebutter off your belly with.

ROYC75
12-16-2004, 03:33 PM
And your excuse will be ...... ( ? ) when you lose this Sunday to KC .

Why don't you post it now.

Douche Baggins
12-16-2004, 03:38 PM
You realize I was laying down all of that vile, unsportmanlike junk just to elicit some sort of football reaction from an otherwise football-dead board don't you?
I haven't seen a thing to indicate whether Holmes is coming back or not other than his statement. Given that next year he begins to really make some money I don't think he would say he is not coming back if his leg fell off. Priest will not willingly retire for at least the next two years; there is way too much $$ at stake.

As to f*cking myself let me just say that if I could I would and in the process I'd have saved a WHOLE LOT of money over the pas 15 years.

OK at least you are taking it well. ROFL

vailpass
12-16-2004, 04:26 PM
And your excuse will be ...... ( ? ) when you lose this Sunday to KC .

Why don't you post it now.

My excuse for losing to KC would be the same as it is losing to any AFC West team: season records don't mean squat in divisional match-ups. We play each other twice a year, we know each other inside and out. A home-home split is a winning record in the AFC West. A sweep is mighty hard to come by.
On paper I cannot see Denver losing to KC but that's what makes these games so good. You never know what's going to happen. I'll look you in the eye and say Denver wins this one by 17 but I will not bet a penny on it.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2004, 04:37 PM
This sunday, you can flush your playoff dreams for 04 with that Napkin you wipe the jakebutter off your belly with.
ROFL YEA BABY!!!

Can you play MLB too?

StcChief
12-16-2004, 05:29 PM
Vail,
Go ski off a mountain. Playoffs 04 is a dream fading fast. won't get past first round, will be beaten soundly.

Iowanian
12-16-2004, 05:37 PM
Jake reacts to his 2nd meeting with Rookie DE, Jared Allen

chileanbolt
12-16-2004, 06:02 PM
screw that mule loving vail....LETS GO CHIEFS!!! beat the donkey's....