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Calcountry
12-16-2004, 06:45 PM
This is a take off on "Yo momma is so fat..."

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The Raiders suck so bad that Iowanians baows are blue.

Yeah man, the RAIDERS SUCK. The suck so bad that the Chrome went completely off that 70's bandwaggon, arround and out the other side and got painted onto a Ford Pinto.

David.
12-16-2004, 06:48 PM
uhhhh

RNR
12-16-2004, 07:51 PM
This is a take off on "Yo momma is so fat..."

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The Raiders suck so bad that Iowanians baows are blue.

Yeah man, the RAIDERS SUCK. The suck so bad that the Chrome went completely off that 70's bandwaggon, arround and out the other side and got painted onto a Ford Pinto.
You so don't want to go there 1969!

Raiderhader
12-16-2004, 08:03 PM
uhhhh


Oh, just roll with it.


THE RAIDERS SUCK!!!!!!

Boozer
12-16-2004, 08:05 PM
...even bunnytrdr can get away with baggin' on them.

Skip Towne
12-16-2004, 08:08 PM
MU is pathetic and now the R_aiders. Just WHO am I supposed to make fun of?

Brando
12-16-2004, 08:10 PM
The Raiders suck so bad that Norv Turner turned his face back into a dart board.
The Raiders suck so bad that Kerry Collins went on another 3 day bender after signing with them.
The Raiders suck so bad they are going to change the black hole to the black deepthroat.
This is a very comforting thread. I feel much better now.

Raiderhader
12-16-2004, 08:12 PM
MU is pathetic and now the R_aiders. Just WHO am I supposed to make fun of?


Well, the donks are on the verge of falling out of the playoff picture. I would set my sights on those chokers.

RNR
12-16-2004, 08:12 PM
MU is pathetic and now the R_aiders. Just WHO am I supposed to make fun of?How about a team whos starting QB for the only Super Bowl ring they have was Fred Flintstone?

whoman69
12-16-2004, 08:13 PM
The Raiders suck so bad, the prisoners who normally watch the games now call it cruel and unusual punishment.

Brando
12-16-2004, 08:14 PM
How about a team whos starting QB for the only Super Bowl ring they have was Fred Flintstone?
Was that before Al Davis sold his soul for Liberace's testicles and fashion sense?

RNR
12-16-2004, 08:27 PM
Was that before Al Davis sold his soul for Liberace's testicles and fashion sense?No, but it was right before Lamar Hunt sold his soul for Micheal Jackson's little black book and Mike Brown's scouting department.

Brando
12-16-2004, 08:29 PM
No, but it was right before Lamar Hunt sold his soul for Micheal Jackson's little black book and Mike Brown's scouting department.
Yeah...well you've got a one eyed butt pirate on your helmet!

RNR
12-16-2004, 08:43 PM
Yeah...well you've got a one eyed butt pirate on your helmet!And you have whatever Florida State is tired of for your latest trend.

Raiderhader
12-16-2004, 08:48 PM
Time to put this to rest -

How bad are the raiders? They couldn't even beat my suck ass Chiefs. That's how bad.

RNR
12-16-2004, 08:50 PM
Time to put this to rest -

How bad are the raiders? They couldn't even beat my suck ass Chiefs. That's how bad.
Positioning our selfs in the draft :harumph:

Brando
12-16-2004, 09:03 PM
Someone please tell me that Rat Shannahan, Al, and Carl aren't going to have one helluva a circle jerk in hell.

Raiderhader
12-16-2004, 09:04 PM
Positioning our selfs in the draft :harumph:


Raiders - A commitment to high draft picks

RNR
12-16-2004, 09:08 PM
R-aiders - A commitment to high draft picksChiefs- a commitment to decades of no rings

Brando
12-16-2004, 09:11 PM
Chiefs- a commitment to decades of no rings
The Raiders-The Official Team of people with an extra 21st chromosome.

RNR
12-16-2004, 09:17 PM
The R-aiders-The Official Team of people with an extra 21st chromosome.Oh yeah well..............shit I got nothing......I will so sleep on this and throw wit about later!

Raiderhader
12-16-2004, 09:20 PM
Chiefs- a commitment to decades of no rings


That would be a good comeback, if the Chiefs slogan was "A commitment to [fill in the blank]" like the raiders have.

RNR
12-16-2004, 09:22 PM
That would be a good comeback, if the Chiefs slogan was "A commitment to [fill in the blank]" like the raiders have.No not good just true :)

Brando
12-16-2004, 09:27 PM
The Raiders-The Official Team of people with an extra 21st chromosome.
For redneck raider I will translate. Extra 21st chromosome=down syndrome. In other words The Raiders-The Official Team of the mentally retarded.

Nzoner
12-16-2004, 10:34 PM
For redneck raider I will translate. Extra 21st chromosome=down syndrome. In other words The Raiders-The Official Team of the mentally retarded.


http://www.chargertom.com/RaiderCouple.jpg

Rausch
12-16-2004, 10:57 PM
You so don't want to go there 1969!

Yeah, that smack works. The last year you won one my little brother was born.

He's now in law enforcement. Keeping raider fans in free cable...

Cochise
12-16-2004, 11:14 PM
He's now in law enforcement. Keeping raider fans in free cable...

ROFL

RNR
12-18-2004, 08:23 AM
Yeah, that smack works. The last year you won one my little brother was born.

He's now in law enforcement. Keeping raider fans in free cable... ROFL Just read this, got to give some rep. Sucks I was on the wrong side of the smack but thats funny.

cash1000
12-18-2004, 09:11 AM
This is Carl's and Al's fault driving Chiefs and Raiders fans into needlessly slamming each other in week 14 of the season because both teams were out of it by week 4 and now the fans have dementia.

Calcountry
12-18-2004, 10:02 AM
...even bunnytrdr can get away with baggin' on them.
And that is pretty chitty lol

Calcountry
12-18-2004, 10:03 AM
The Raiders suck so bad that Norv Turner turned his face back into a dart board.
The Raiders suck so bad that Kerry Collins went on another 3 day bender after signing with them.
The Raiders suck so bad they are going to change the black hole to the black deepthroat.
This is a very comforting thread. I feel much better now.
Excellent!

Calcountry
12-18-2004, 10:04 AM
How about a team whos starting QB for the only Super Bowl ring they have was Fred Flintstone?
Oh yeah, well the Raiders suck so bad that they are dreaming of Stick um and left handed QB's this Christmas, cause that was the last time they were worth a chit.

Calcountry
12-18-2004, 10:06 AM
No, but it was right before Lamar Hunt sold his soul for Micheal Jackson's little black book and Mike Brown's scouting department.
The Raiders, heheh they REALLY SUCK! When was the last time a home game wasn't BLACK HOLED out? Even their fans know they suck.

Calcountry
12-18-2004, 10:08 AM
And you have whatever Florida State is tired of for your latest trend.
Ok alright alright, hows this one, THe Raiders SUCK. They suck so bad the Chiefs punked them in their own chitty house.

Calcountry
12-18-2004, 10:09 AM
Raiders - A commitment to high draft picks
Yeah, I love that sign. It makes me laugh every time I see it.

It sould say, "Raiders - A commitment to Al Davis."

RNR
12-18-2004, 10:11 AM
Ok alright alright, hows this one, THe R-aiders SUCK. They suck so bad the Chiefs punked them in their own chitty house.
Thats kind of like braging about beding a hooker the last 2 years :shake:

Calcountry
12-18-2004, 10:13 AM
This is Carl's and Al's fault driving Chiefs and Raiders fans into needlessly slamming each other in week 14 of the season because both teams were out of it by week 4 and now the fans have dementia.
No, this is a roast thread, so if you want to be above the fray, take your erudite above it all ass out of the thread.

:mad:

Calcountry
12-18-2004, 10:15 AM
Thats kind of like braging about beding a hooker the last 2 years :shake:
No, its like, the Chiefs suck and they beat the Raiders, so the Raiders REALLY REALLY suck.

Thig Lyfe
12-18-2004, 10:18 AM
Raiders = Poop

RNR
12-18-2004, 10:21 AM
No, its like, the Chiefs suck and they beat the R-aiders, so the R-aiders REALLY REALLY suck.It is pretty bad when we are throwing "our team sucks but not as bad as yours" at each other :shake:

Calcountry
12-18-2004, 10:36 AM
It is pretty bad when we are throwing "our team sucks but not as bad as yours" at each other :shake:
Yeah, I have a 20 dollar bet with the UPS driver that stated, "The Chiefs will finish with a better record than the Raiders". Well, at the beginning of the season I thought that would have meant going 9-7, but here we are sweating out the fuggin tie breakers lmfao.

RNR
12-18-2004, 10:43 AM
Yeah, I have a 20 dollar bet with the UPS driver that stated, "The Chiefs will finish with a better record than the R-aiders". Well, at the beginning of the season I thought that would have meant going 9-7, but here we are sweating out the fuggin tie breakers lmfao.Uh....we are.......positioning ourselfs in the draft.........yeah.......thats it.........

Bwana
12-18-2004, 10:48 AM
Yeah, I have a 20 dollar bet with the UPS driver that stated, "The Chiefs will finish with a better record than the Raiders". Well, at the beginning of the season I thought that would have meant going 9-7, but here we are sweating out the fuggin tie breakers lmfao.

I have the same bet with a 9ers fan. :shake:

Calcountry
12-18-2004, 10:50 AM
Uh....we are.......positioning ourselfs in the draft.........yeah.......thats it.........
You know what is funnier is that you live in Kansas right? I must be your doppleganger. We must have been separated at birth, one to Cally, and one to Kansas.

:p

Calcountry
12-18-2004, 10:51 AM
I have the same bet with a 9ers fan. :shake:
I think thats a lock.

Bwana
12-18-2004, 10:55 AM
I think thats a lock. Not yet, but it's looking good. :thumb:

RNR
12-18-2004, 10:56 AM
You know what is funnier is that you live in Kansas right? I must be your doppleganger. We must have been separated at birth, one to Cally, and one to Kansas.

:pIt is kind of funny you being out there and a Chiefs fan and me a Oakland fan in Kansas

Calcountry
12-18-2004, 11:08 AM
It is kind of funny you being out there and a Chiefs fan and me a Oakland fan in Kansas
Yeah, so when I diss the Stadium, it is from first hand experience. It is old and wasn't designed to handle 70K people.

It is in a BAAD neighborhood that most people who can afford to shell out 60 bucks to attend a game do NOT want to be in.

Calcountry
12-18-2004, 11:08 AM
It is kind of funny you being out there and a Chiefs fan and me a Oakland fan in Kansas
Your name isn't Wayne, is it?