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John_Wayne
12-17-2004, 09:22 PM
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Rain Man
12-17-2004, 09:35 PM
Michael Jackson illustrates how the shocker technique must be applied differently to prepubescent boys.

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Boon
12-17-2004, 09:36 PM
The boy may have been seven years old, but he looked like he was two.

Rain Man
12-17-2004, 09:40 PM
"Hey, Michael! How many more operations until you're a white woman?"

2bikemike
12-17-2004, 09:41 PM
I have room for 2 more!

SBK
12-17-2004, 09:49 PM
"Hey, Michael! How many more operations until you're a white woman?"

White? Looks like he's going Asian to me. He's gonna be one hot piece of ace when he hits the slammer.

Fried Meat Ball!
12-17-2004, 09:57 PM
Two more and I get a set of steak knives!

Fried Meat Ball!
12-17-2004, 10:09 PM
Next time I'm gettin' two at once!

Bowser
12-17-2004, 10:12 PM
Hey, Michael! How many old women did you have to rub out to get that costume?

Fried Meat Ball!
12-17-2004, 10:39 PM
In the vein of Gary Larson:

Young Billy was completely unaware of the impending attack by the Great White Vine.

Lame, I know... :(

Fried Meat Ball!
12-17-2004, 11:14 PM
Michael!?!? How many times have you been caught?

Only TWICE!

gblowfish
12-18-2004, 08:25 PM
Allard Baird is please to announce the free agent signing of Michael "Jacko" Jackson, hoping to add the 40-plus pop star to the Royals Bullpen. Jacko will be used in short relief, and as a personal chaperone to the Royals bat boy. Jackson is known for his screwball, and will be right at home on the mound, as relievers all wear one glove and adjust themselves on a regular basis. Jackson signed with the Royals because of the bullpen's proximity to Sluggerrr's playground and whiffle ball field.

Thig Lyfe
12-18-2004, 08:26 PM
Allard Baird is please to announce the free agent signing of Michael "Jacko" Jackson, hoping to add the 40-plus pop star to the Royals Bullpen. Jacko will be used in short relief, and as a personal chaperone to the Royals bat boy. Jackson is known for his screwball, and will be right at home on the mound, as relievers all wear one glove and adjust themselves on a regular basis. Jackson signed with the Royals because of the bullpen's proximity to Sluggerrr's playground and whiffle ball field.
ROFL