View Full Version : The new rules of OWNership

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-19-2004, 02:46 PM
Let it be known by one and all...that on this day the new rules of OWNership are offically in effect. The rules are as follows...

Larry Johnson OWNS the entire donkey defense!

Eddie Kennison OWNS Chump Baily!

Dexter McCleon OWNS Jake "the fake" Plummer!

Dante Hall OWNS the donkey not-so-special teams!

The Chiefs Offensive line OWNS the donkey defensive line!

Ryan Sims OWNS the middle of the donkey offensive line who sat in Jakes' lap often today!

Kawika Mitchell OWNS the rest of the offensive line and Jake too!

Dick Vermeil OWNS Mike Shanarat! (that's right, I said something nice about Dick Vermeil)

Samie Parker OWNS the whole lame Denver secondary!

The KANSAS CITY CHIEFS OWN the denver butt donkey's and their playoff hopes have been pronounced DESEASED AT ARROWHEAD STADIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KANSAS CITY OWNS denver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

donkey fans can cry while WE PARTY! The drinks are on me!


Dr. Johnny Fever
12-19-2004, 03:26 PM
Johnny Morton OWNS a warm spot in the booth!

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-19-2004, 03:31 PM
Benny Sapp OWNS the donkey return guy...whoever he is!

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-19-2004, 03:46 PM
I OWN this thread!!!!


12-19-2004, 03:58 PM
I own....damn

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-19-2004, 04:02 PM
I own....damn
You OWN post #5!

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-19-2004, 06:49 PM
This thread is being re-released in an effort to convince everyone how great it is....