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Dr. Facebook Fever
12-19-2004, 05:54 PM
...since about early in the third quarter. Who else is celebrating the most wonderful game of the season with a few brews?

Damn that High Life Lite is smooooooth......

:toast:

Rain Man
12-19-2004, 05:55 PM
Hey, as long as you're drunk, would you post some naked photos of your wife?

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-19-2004, 05:58 PM
Hey, as long as you're drunk, would you post some naked photos of your wife?
Who said I was drunk?

Rain Man
12-19-2004, 05:59 PM
Who said I was drunk?

Oh. I'm sorry. I had no idea you were bulimic.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-19-2004, 06:01 PM
Oh. I'm sorry. I had no idea you were bulimic.
Yea...that's me.

Actually I just have a disgustingly high tolerance for booze. ENDelt has nothing on this....

:D

MichaelH
12-19-2004, 06:01 PM
Who said I was drunk?

Those damn lite beers. :banghead:

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-19-2004, 06:02 PM
Those damn lite beers. :banghead:
Yea....well I'm on a diet ya know....


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

ENDelt260
12-19-2004, 06:02 PM
Yea...that's me.

Actually I just have a disgustingly high tolerance for booze. ENDelt has nothing on this....

:D
Pfft.

LTownChief
12-19-2004, 06:03 PM
Yea...that's me.

Actually I just have a disgustingly high tolerance for booze. ENDelt has nothing on this....

:D


then I guess 10 beers is nothing to brag about then? :thumb:

ENDelt260
12-19-2004, 06:04 PM
Yea....well I'm on a diet ya know....


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
When you put away half a case, you're not going to lose any weight.

Might as well say f*ck it and drink heavy.

ENDelt260
12-19-2004, 06:05 PM
I'm trying to decide if I wanna celebrate the win by going to the titty bar.

Actually, it's got nothing to do with the win... I just wanna go to the titty bar.

Mmm... boobies.

MichaelH
12-19-2004, 06:05 PM
Yea....well I'm on a diet ya know....


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Me too! The problem with those light beers is you drink the same in calories on game day, at least I do. I put away a 12 pack of Coors light today without much damage.

LTownChief
12-19-2004, 06:05 PM
When you put away half a case, you're not going to lose any weight.

Might as well say f*ck it and drink heavy.


that is what the f*ck I be talkin about :thumb:

Skip Towne
12-19-2004, 06:05 PM
You have a disgustingly large belly too.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-19-2004, 06:07 PM
Pfft.
Let's play "Who's the biggest boozer named Brian" tonight. How you doin' buddy?

Brando
12-19-2004, 06:08 PM
I'm trying to decide if I wanna celebrate the win by going to the titty bar.

Actually, it's got nothing to do with the win... I just wanna go to the titty bar.

Mmm... boobies.

I suggest "The Candy Store" on Cave Creek. Afterwards stop over to Bridgets. That place is packed with drunk, loose women on Sunday nights.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-19-2004, 06:08 PM
You have a disgustingly large belly too.
But it's only half as big as your mouth....and my belly is actually getting smaller....

Rain Man
12-19-2004, 06:10 PM
I suggest "The Candy Store" on Cave Creek. Afterwards stop over to Bridgets. That place is packed with drunk, loose women on Sunday nights.

"Loose" could be either good or bad, depending how you read it.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-19-2004, 06:10 PM
When you put away half a case, you're not going to lose any weight.

Might as well say f*ck it and drink heavy.
:thumb:


btw...semi-artwork doesn't really work for your avy.

Brando
12-19-2004, 06:11 PM
"Loose" could be either good or bad, depending how you read it.
Yeah, he may need someone to tie a rope around his ankles if they are too loose.

ENDelt260
12-19-2004, 06:11 PM
Let's play "Who's the biggest boozer named Brian" tonight. How you doin' buddy?
I haven't been drinking much today. Had a screwdriver and a couple of snowplows (see my other thread) at the bar during the game earlier. I've got a fridge full of Mackeson Triple Stout screaming my name... but, I haven't touched it yet as I know at some point I'm going to need to leave the house to get some dinner. Just haven't decided what to get yet.

Then, there's the whole strip club dilemma. I really shouldn't go.. I don't really have the cash to burn. On the other hand, at this titty bar when you pay cover once, they give you a card that gets you in free the rest of the month. I really feel I should go get my money's worth out of that card.

The tough decisions one has to make as an adult.

jahhluv
12-19-2004, 06:12 PM
HAHAHAHA I was at Arrowhead around 9am drank my first beer around 9:30 polished off a case in the parking lot with a couple of my friends,drank a bottle of peppermint schnapps in the game,drank less beer in the game than the parkinglot threw a couple of insults Shannahans way coming out of the tunnel bought a 12 pack of coors LIGHT on the way home and Im still standing woot woot!!!!!

ENDelt260
12-19-2004, 06:14 PM
I suggest "The Candy Store" on Cave Creek. Afterwards stop over to Bridgets. That place is packed with drunk, loose women on Sunday nights.
I'm actually in Tucson at the moment. If I were in Scottsdale, I'd probably just go to Babes. It's not far from my home, and my neighbor always has free passes. Nice lookin girls, too.

The place I'm considering is Tens. Not quite as nice as Babes... but, that's what happens when you're in Tucson instead of Scottsdale.

Brando
12-19-2004, 06:14 PM
I haven't been drinking much today. Had a screwdriver and a couple of snowplows (see my other thread) at the bar during the game earlier. I've got a fridge full of Mackeson Triple Stout screaming my name... but, I haven't touched it yet as I know at some point I'm going to need to leave the house to get some dinner. Just haven't decided what to get yet.

Then, there's the whole strip club dilemma. I really shouldn't go.. I don't really have the cash to burn. On the other hand, at this titty bar when you pay cover once, they give you a card that gets you in free the rest of the month. I really feel I should go get my money's worth out of that card.

The tough decisions one has to make as an adult.
Well, you could stay home and drink the beer that's already paid for and pound the ol' saus-eege to some good internet porn. Then you don't have to drive anywhere.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-19-2004, 06:15 PM
HAHAHAHA I was at Arrowhead around 9am drank my first beer around 9:30 polished off a case in the parking lot with a couple of my friends,drank a bottle of peppermint schnapps in the game,drank less beer in the game than the parkinglot threw a couple of insults Shannahans way coming out of the tunnel bought a 12 pack of coors LIGHT on the way home and Im still standing woot woot!!!!!
You go rookie!

jahhluv
12-19-2004, 06:15 PM
TRIPLE STOUT??????????????????????? I LUB THAT STUFF WORKED AT A PUB IN THE PLAZA FOR 3 YEARS AND ALL THEY HAD WAS GUINNESS!!!!!!!

ENDelt260
12-19-2004, 06:16 PM
HAHAHAHA I was at Arrowhead around 9am drank my first beer around 9:30 polished off a case in the parking lot with a couple of my friends,drank a bottle of peppermint schnapps in the game,drank less beer in the game than the parkinglot threw a couple of insults Shannahans way coming out of the tunnel bought a 12 pack of coors LIGHT on the way home and Im still standing woot woot!!!!!
Coors Light? Big deal, who can't put away 20+ cans of water in a day?

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-19-2004, 06:16 PM
I'm actually in Tucson at the moment. If I were in Scottsdale, I'd probably just go to Babes. It's not far from my home, and my neighbor always has free passes. Nice lookin girls, too.

The place I'm considering is Tens. Not quite as nice as Babes... but, that's what happens when you're in Tucson instead of Scottsdale.
You can drive over and share my High Life if you want....


:)

Brando
12-19-2004, 06:17 PM
I'm actually in Tucson at the moment. If I were in Scottsdale, I'd probably just go to Babes. It's not far from my home, and my neighbor always has free passes. Nice lookin girls, too.

The place I'm considering is Tens. Not quite as nice as Babes... but, that's what happens when you're in Tucson instead of Scottsdale.
My best friends parents live in Tuscon. His mom is smokin' hot. However she is Mormon so I doubt she'd be willing to strip for you. I think that if you're that close to Mexico you should run for the border. What you waste in gas you can make up in $15 BJ's :thumb:

Brando
12-19-2004, 06:18 PM
HAHAHAHA I was at Arrowhead around 9am drank my first beer around 9:30 polished off a case in the parking lot with a couple of my friends,drank a bottle of peppermint schnapps in the game,drank less beer in the game than the parkinglot threw a couple of insults Shannahans way coming out of the tunnel bought a 12 pack of coors LIGHT on the way home and Im still standing woot woot!!!!!
Coors light on the day of a Donks game? You heathen!

ENDelt260
12-19-2004, 06:20 PM
Well, you could stay home and drink the beer that's already paid for and pound the ol' saus-eege to some good internet porn. Then you don't have to drive anywhere.
I don't have any food at home, tho. I have to leave the house for food at some point... if I'm gonna go out, might as well see boobies.

Mmm... boobies.

ENDelt260
12-19-2004, 06:22 PM
My best friends parents live in Tuscon. His mom is smokin' hot. However she is Mormon so I doubt she'd be willing to strip for you. I think that if you're that close to Mexico you should run for the border. What you waste in gas you can make up in $15 BJ's :thumb:
Nogales is always tempting... but, I've gotta be at work in the morning.

Brando
12-19-2004, 06:22 PM
I don't have any food at home, tho. I have to leave the house for food at some point... if I'm gonna go out, might as well see boobies.

Mmm... boobies.
I would skip the food and drink my dinner. I'm outta here for the night. Good luck with your dilema :thumb: