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John_Wayne
12-20-2004, 03:48 PM
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I know. I'm dreamin' !!!

But that would be cool if they'd bite on that deal. :shake:

HC_Chief
12-20-2004, 03:50 PM
NFL trade deadline has passed.

Phobia
12-20-2004, 03:50 PM
Trade deadline was like 8 weeks ago, dipshit.

I'm imposing a mandatory 10 minute thread posting wating period on you in the future.

Cochise
12-20-2004, 03:51 PM
Trade Gunther_Fan to a Philly message board NOW!!!!

Saulbadguy
12-20-2004, 03:52 PM
ROFL

Skip Towne
12-20-2004, 03:52 PM
Trade deadline was like 8 weeks ago, dipshit.

I'm imposing a mandatory 10 minute thread posting wating period on you in the future.
It sounds like he needs an 8 week waiting period.

jiveturkey
12-20-2004, 03:54 PM
The draft pick that we would recieve is outside of the top 10 so it's considered crap. If the Eagles would consider losing the rest of their games we might be able to take a look at it. :rolleyes:

And there's a trade deadline that we would have to sneak around.

Cochise
12-20-2004, 03:55 PM
The draft pick that we would recieve is outside of the top 10 so it's considered crap.

ROFL ROFL :clap:

shaneo69
12-20-2004, 03:55 PM
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I know. I'm dreamin' !!!

But that would be cool if they'd bite on that deal. :shake:

Were you ever able to ascertain which assault weapon best met your family's personal defense needs?

Count Alex's Losses
12-20-2004, 03:55 PM
Trade deadline was like 8 weeks ago, dipshit.

I'm imposing a mandatory 10 minute thread posting wating period on you in the future.

How does that work, exactly?

ENDelt260
12-20-2004, 03:56 PM
Trade Gunther_Fan to a Philly message board NOW!!!!
Just cut his stupid ass. That would be a perfect example of addition by subtraction.

Saulbadguy
12-20-2004, 03:57 PM
I wonder how many people left him positive rep for this thread, praising him for a great idea.

Mark M
12-20-2004, 03:58 PM
mo·ron, n. A stupid person; a dolt. a mentally retarded person who has a potential mental age of between 8 and 12 years and is capable of doing routine work under supervision.MM
~~:shake:

FloridaChief
12-20-2004, 03:58 PM
And to think I've actually had people ask me why I'm always ripping on Phony_Freakshow_Fan...

Mark M
12-20-2004, 03:59 PM
I bet this trade would work in Madden ...

someone should ask roy17 to run a simulation and find out what KC could get.

MM
~~:spock:

FloridaChief
12-20-2004, 04:00 PM
I wonder how many people left him positive rep for this thread, praising him for a great idea.

I'd really like anyone who would do such a shit-stupid thing to come forward and admit it publicly...

John_Wayne
12-20-2004, 04:02 PM
NFL trade deadline has passed. Yes, I know. That's why I acknowledged that it was "dreamin'" to do so. Come on man. Get with it. It was a joke. But once again I say, it would be cool if we could. I was impressed with Parker enough to possibly say "bye, bye" to Morton.

John_Wayne
12-20-2004, 04:03 PM
Were you ever able to ascertain which assault weapon best met your family's personal defense needs? Still working on it. I'm going hunting this weekend. I'd like to use one of those assault style 12 ga. shotguns. That would be cool.

Saulbadguy
12-20-2004, 04:03 PM
Yes, I know. That's why I acknowledged that it was "dreamin'" to do so. Come one man. Get with it. It was a joke. But once again I say, it would be cool if we could. I was impressed with Parker enough to possibly say "bye, bye" to Morton.
Shut the hell up.

Mark M
12-20-2004, 04:04 PM
Yes, I know. That's why I acknowledged that it was "dreamin'" to do so. Come one man. Get with it. It was a joke.
Except that jokes are funny, not retarded (no offense intended to the mentally impaired).

But once again I say, it would be cool if we could.
It would be cooler if you didn't spam the board with the dumbest threads the Internet has ever seen.

MM
~~:spank:

alpha_omega
12-20-2004, 04:05 PM
Assuming we were still within the trade deadline...Morton is only worth 1...maybe 2 Philly cheesesteak sandwiches anyway.

Bob Dole
12-20-2004, 04:07 PM
Yes, I know. That's why I acknowledged that it was "dreamin'" to do so. Come one man. Get with it. It was a joke. But once again I say, it would be cool if we could. I was impressed with Parker enough to possibly say "bye, bye" to Morton.

You should probably start a new topic to announce that this topic was intended as a joke.

BIG_DADDY
12-20-2004, 04:07 PM
Shut the hell up.

To think some people used get on my case for exposing this guy. :shake:

Skip Towne
12-20-2004, 04:09 PM
Yes, I know. That's why I acknowledged that it was "dreamin'" to do so. Come one man. Get with it. It was a joke. But once again I say, it would be cool if we could. I was impressed with Parker enough to possibly say "bye, bye" to Morton.
What's it like to be stupid?

Count Alex's Losses
12-20-2004, 04:16 PM
I bet this trade would work in Madden ...

someone should ask roy17 to run a simulation and find out what KC could get.

MM
~~:spock:

I moved T.O. to free agency and put Morton on the trading block. The Eagles, Broncos and Raiders all offered me a 2nd round pick for Morton.

Mark M
12-20-2004, 04:18 PM
I moved T.O. to free agency and put Morton on the trading block. The Eagles, Broncos and Raiders all offered me a 2nd round pick for Morton.

Woo hoo!!! Our problems are solved!!

Plus, TO is now a free agent. I just hope Carl isn't too cheap to make a decent offer.

MM
~~:spock:

Ultra Peanut
12-20-2004, 04:23 PM
Yes, I know. That's why I acknowledged that it was "dreamin'" to do so. Come one man. Get with it. It was a joke. But once again I say, it would be cool if we could. I was impressed with Parker enough to possibly say "bye, bye" to Morton.Bullshit. Tard.

ENDelt260
12-20-2004, 04:26 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=20939&stc=1

"Just kidding. Gotcha! Har har har!"

Soupnazi
12-20-2004, 04:27 PM
This is one of the better dogpiles I've seen lately.

Bob Dole
12-20-2004, 04:30 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=20939&stc=1

"Just kidding. Gotcha! Har har har!"

Didn't JD request that his likeness not be used on this website?

FloridaChief
12-20-2004, 04:37 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=20939&stc=1



That picture just screams, "Sure I'm brain dead--and it's a stone groove!" louder than any I've ever seen on the 'net...

Ari Chi3fs
12-20-2004, 04:39 PM
Yes, I know. That's why I acknowledged that it was "dreamin'" to do so. Come one man. Get with it. It was a joke. But once again I say, it would be cool if we could. I was impressed with Parker enough to possibly say "bye, bye" to Morton.

Parker is too small and obviously injury prone... chalk him up to Minnis, Morris status already... same WR... different last name.

ChiTown
12-20-2004, 04:41 PM
What a moron.......................


Trade Johnny Morton? ROFL

I think you mean Johnny Johnson................

Cochise
12-20-2004, 04:42 PM
Allright, I feel bad now. I will be a kindler, gentler Cochise from now on.

Logical
12-20-2004, 05:00 PM
What's it like to be stupid?Are you so old you have forgotten.:p

Rausch
12-20-2004, 05:15 PM
Parker is too small and obviously injury prone... chalk him up to Minnis, Morris status already... same WR... different last name.

Sammie Parker: 5'11", 190 lbs...

Marvin Harrison: 6 ft even, 178 lbs...

Wayne Chrebet: 5'10", 188 lbs...

It's not about being big enough, it's about being good enough. And of course there's no way to judge that on 3 catches...

Skip Towne
12-20-2004, 05:22 PM
Are you so old you have forgotten.:p
Senility is a wonderful thing. And it should be. It takes most of a lifetime to achieve.

Logical
12-20-2004, 05:27 PM
Sammie Parker: 5'11", 190 lbs...

Marvin Harrison: 6 ft even, 178 lbs...

Wayne Chrebet: 5'10", 188 lbs...

It's not about being big enough, it's about being good enough. And of course there's no way to judge that on 3 catches...

A few others for emphasis

Issac Bruce 6 ft even 188
Torry Holt 6 ft even 190
Derrick Mason 5-10 190

DTLB58
12-20-2004, 05:44 PM
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I know. I'm dreamin' !!!

But that would be cool if they'd bite on that deal. :shake:

You ever heard of a thing called "The trade deadline" I think that took place back in October........ :rolleyes:

Rausch
12-20-2004, 05:47 PM
You ever heard of a thing called "The trade deadline" I think that took place back in October........ :rolleyes:

How long after the super bowl until teams can trade again?

:hmmm:

John_Wayne
12-20-2004, 05:49 PM
Parker is too small and obviously injury prone... chalk him up to Minnis, Morris status already... same WR... different last name. Wow! You've got a bad attitude today!!

Bob Dole
12-20-2004, 05:50 PM
How long after the super bowl until teams can trade again?

:hmmm:

What's a "super bowl?"

John_Wayne
12-20-2004, 05:51 PM
You ever heard of a thing called "The trade deadline" I think that took place back in October........ :rolleyes: You ever heard of reading the previous posts. You're a day late and a dollar short.

FloridaChief
12-20-2004, 05:59 PM
You ever heard of reading the previous posts. You're a day late and a dollar short.

Translation: Haven't you been reading the previous posts? I've already been slammed as a worthless, know-nothing shit-for-brains moron long before you showed up.

Soupnazi
12-20-2004, 06:56 PM
Translation: Haven't you been reading the previous posts? I've already been slammed as a worthless, know-nothing shit-for-brains moron long before you showed up.

ROFL