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Jenny Gump
12-20-2004, 11:33 PM
...I laughed my "ass" off?



Why not an arm or a toe? I really think it's just a way for us to work another bad word into the day.

Phobia
12-20-2004, 11:38 PM
I often wonder how many people lie when they type "LOL". I'll bet a lot.

I pledge to NEVER lie to you when I type LOL. When I type it, I really am Laughing Out Loud.

I also wonder about all those people who are Laughing Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud. WTF is LOLOLOLOL? It's wrong, that's what.

I also promise that I'm always lying when I type ROFL.

morphius
12-20-2004, 11:38 PM
Because that is where lots of people want to lose something, like fat. Nobody wants to lose a toe or an arm.

Jenny Gump
12-20-2004, 11:38 PM
Fine...if you are going to ignore me, I'll just sing...


Skyrockets in flight....

morphius
12-20-2004, 11:39 PM
I often wonder how many people lie when they type "LOL". I'll bet a lot.

I pledge to NEVER lie to you when I type LOL. When I type it, I really am Laughing Out Loud.

I also wonder about all those people who are Laughing Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud. WTF is LOLOLOLOL? It's wrong, that's what.

I also promise that I'm always lying when I type ROFL.
Of course you could use the alternite definition and go with lots of laughs.

Jenny Gump
12-20-2004, 11:39 PM
I also promise that I'm always lying when I type ROFL.

I promise that I'm always lying when I say you are hot.

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
12-20-2004, 11:40 PM
Fine...if you are going to ignore me, I'll just sing...


Skyrockets in flight....

No, Jenny.

You need to sing "Seasons in the Sun".

It's Bob Dole's favorite song! :)

Phobia
12-20-2004, 11:40 PM
I promise that I'm always lying when I say you are hot.

ROFL

Jenny Gump
12-20-2004, 11:40 PM
Because that is where lots of people want to lose something, like fat. Nobody wants to lose a toe or an arm.

I think it's very arrogant for you to speak for "everyone" like that. Sheesh.

ENDelt260
12-20-2004, 11:41 PM
Afternoon Delight!

Jenny Gump
12-20-2004, 11:42 PM
WTF is going on with skyrockets anyway? I don't think about skyrockets when I'm getting some...I think about sweat, muscles, nipples, facial expressions, and good porn I've seen. Skyrockets? Whatever.

Nzoner
12-20-2004, 11:43 PM
I really think it's just a way for us to work another bad word into the day.

No,that would be I laughed my f*cking ass off.

morphius
12-20-2004, 11:44 PM
I think it's very arrogant for you to speak for "everyone" like that. Sheesh.
Well, that may be the first time I have been called that.

Morphius
Stepping his way up slowly.

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
12-20-2004, 11:45 PM
WTF is going on with skyrockets anyway? I don't think about skyrockets when I'm getting some...I think about sweat, muscles, nipples, facial expressions, and good porn I've seen. Skyrockets? Whatever.

Probably comes from the famous Cary Grant/Grace Kelly scene in "To Catch a Thief". Hitchcock used skyrockets to intimate what was going on in the room just as the camera panned off of them.

Jenny Gump
12-20-2004, 11:45 PM
Why are you pissy? Did some rent-a-cop named Buck steal your drink?

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
12-20-2004, 11:46 PM
Well, that may be the first time I have been called that.

Morphius
Stepping his way up slowly.

Don't worry, Morph.

A little more practice and you might just give Jim a run for his money.

ROFL

ENDelt260
12-20-2004, 11:47 PM
Mmm... nipples.

Jenny Gump
12-20-2004, 11:47 PM
Probably comes from the famous Cary Grant/Grace Kelly scene in "To Catch a Thief". Hitchcock used skyrockets to intimate what was going on in the room just as the camera panned off of them.

Hey...are we still on for dinner when I come to DC?

chiefsfolife
12-20-2004, 11:48 PM
u eva got sold some worthless coke...im so fu#cking pissed

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
12-20-2004, 11:49 PM
Hey...are we still on for dinner when I come to DC?

What dates are you going to be up here again?

<--- mind like a steel sieve :(

ENDelt260
12-20-2004, 11:51 PM
u eva got sold some worthless coke

No.

And, may I add... ahahahahahaha!

Dumbass.

stevieray
12-20-2004, 11:51 PM
Probably comes from the famous Cary Grant/Grace Kelly scene in "To Catch a Thief". Hitchcock used skyrockets to intimate what was going on in the room just as the camera panned off of them.

I'm surprised tha jenny didn't get the metaphor.

I think we now know why Phil calls his rocket...ten seconds till lift off.

Jenny Gump
12-20-2004, 11:51 PM
What dates are you going to be up here again?

<--- mind like a steel sieve :(

For a few days at the end of Jan. I will pm you.

tk13
12-20-2004, 11:52 PM
WTF is going on with skyrockets anyway? I don't think about skyrockets when I'm getting some...I think about sweat, muscles, nipples, facial expressions, and good porn I've seen. Skyrockets? Whatever.
Er, think about what part of the male body could be considered a "sky rocket". :spock:

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
12-20-2004, 11:52 PM
Cool. I'm going to be in Boston, MA from 21-23 Jan for a convention, (gotta go promote the book), but otherwise, nothing going on at the end of the month.

Definitely looking forward to meeting you.

Nzoner
12-20-2004, 11:52 PM
Why are you pissy? Did some rent-a-cop named Buck steal your drink?

I'm sorry,did I come across pissy?I was simply referring to Carlin's dictionary of bad words.

And thanks for bringing up Buck,now I'll be going to bed pissy.

stevieray
12-20-2004, 11:52 PM
No.

And, may I add... ahahahahahaha!

Dumbass.

i think he meant the description of pissed.

Dumbass.

Unless I'm wrong, then I'll wear the sign.

Jenny Gump
12-20-2004, 11:54 PM
I'm surprised tha jenny didn't get the metaphor.

I think we now know why Phil calls his rocket...ten seconds till lift off.

No, I got the metaphor. What I am saying, is it is overly dramatic. Sex is more real and raw to me. It's not about rockets blasting. It's about my body blasting.

Phobia
12-20-2004, 11:54 PM
IAnd thanks for bringing up Buck,now I'll be going to bed pissy.

Put some depends on her. That'll solve the problem.

Jenny Gump
12-20-2004, 11:55 PM
I'm sorry,did I come across pissy?I was simply referring to Carlin's dictionary of bad words.

And thanks for bringing up Buck,now I'll be going to bed pissy.

No, you weren't pissy. I was just teasing you.

Phobia
12-20-2004, 11:57 PM
FWIW, this thread sucks. It hurt my feelings. Now I'm going to bed crying.

Count Alex's Losses
12-20-2004, 11:57 PM
FWIW, this thread sucks. It hurt my feelings. Now I'm going to bed crying.

At least you don't have Skip hatin' on you. :(

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
12-20-2004, 11:58 PM
FWIW, this thread sucks. It hurt my feelings. Now I'm going to bed crying.

Promise?
ROFL

morphius
12-20-2004, 11:58 PM
No, I got the metaphor. What I am saying, is it is overly dramatic. Sex is more real and raw to me. It's not about rockets blasting. It's about my body blasting.
Maybe you are doing it wrong then.

Jenny Gump
12-20-2004, 11:58 PM
FWIW, this thread sucks. It hurt my feelings. Now I'm going to bed crying.

Don't cry...you are too hot to cry. You goatee sportin' hottie hot hot.

stevieray
12-20-2004, 11:59 PM
No, I got the metaphor. What I am saying, is it is overly dramatic. Sex is more real and raw to me. It's not about rockets blasting. It's about my body blasting.

It's a cheesy song from the 70's. You need to update.

I think you just needed to say it's about your body blasting. Carry on. the sharks are circling....

Jenny Gump
12-20-2004, 11:59 PM
Maybe you are doing it wrong then.

I guarantee this is something I know how to do.

Phobia
12-21-2004, 12:00 AM
At least you don't have Skip hatin' on you. :(

Skip is just teaching you to be a man. He's helping you. You should give your grandpa some positive rep. He lives for that.

stevieray
12-21-2004, 12:00 AM
FWIW, this thread sucks. It hurt my feelings. Now I'm going to bed crying.

listening to rocketman by elton again.

morphius
12-21-2004, 12:00 AM
I guarantee this is something I know how to do.
Like I would take your word for it...

Phobia
12-21-2004, 12:00 AM
I guarantee this is something I know how to do.

I need more proof.

Jenny Gump
12-21-2004, 12:00 AM
It's a cheesy song from the 70's. You need to update.

I think you just needed to say it's about your body blasting. Carry on. the sharks are circling....

I saw it on Arrested Development last night, and it's been in my head ever since. Hilarious episode.

stevieray
12-21-2004, 12:01 AM
Don't cry...you are too hot to cry. You goatee sportin' hottie hot hot.

liar.

ENDelt260
12-21-2004, 12:01 AM
I guarantee this is something I know how to do.
Riiiiiiight.

Prove it.

Phobia
12-21-2004, 12:02 AM
Don't cry...you are too hot to cry. You goatee sportin' hottie hot hot.

Now you're just rubbing it in....

stevieray
12-21-2004, 12:02 AM
Riiiiiiight.

Prove it.

She's got living proof.

Count Alex's Losses
12-21-2004, 12:03 AM
Skip is just teaching you to be a man. He's helping you. You should give your grandpa some positive rep. He lives for that.

He touches me in weird places. Is that part of his teaching too?

Jenny Gump
12-21-2004, 12:03 AM
liar.

No really. He has a goatee. I swear.

Count Alex's Losses
12-21-2004, 12:04 AM
Now you're just rubbing it in....

Who's the hot POA in your avatar?

Jenny Gump
12-21-2004, 12:05 AM
Now you're just rubbing it in....

I hate you. Damnit.

Phobia
12-21-2004, 12:05 AM
Who's the hot POA in your avatar?

Dude. :shake:

Count Alex's Losses
12-21-2004, 12:07 AM
Dude. :shake:

Hey! ASSHOLE!

Jenny Gump
12-21-2004, 12:09 AM
Hey! ASSHOLE!

Look inside yourself Luke...then you will truly understand the meaning of asshole.

Phobia
12-21-2004, 12:11 AM
I like this thread now. LOLOLOLOLOL

stevieray
12-21-2004, 12:12 AM
LOLOLOLOLOL

That's just wrong.

Jenny Gump
12-21-2004, 12:14 AM
That's just wrong.

Damnit FDE, I can't tell you apart from Tk13.

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
12-21-2004, 12:15 AM
I like this thread now. LOLOLOLOLOL

Evil.

Clever, but evil.

And with that, I'm outta here. 0115 is awfully late for me on a week night. (sigh)

Jenny Gump
12-21-2004, 12:16 AM
I like this thread now. LOLOLOLOLOL

You are very sick and twisted, and I deserved it.

Going to bed now.

Rain Man
12-21-2004, 12:18 AM
Maybe someone has already explained this, but here's the background:

Some people lose control of their bowels if they laugh really, really hard. Back in the old days, when everyone wore togas, this meant that a person who was laughing really, really hard ended up with some "material" falling out the back of their toga. From a distance, it looked like part of their gluteus maximus was breaking off and falling, hence the impression that the person's rear end was losing its structural integrity and collapsing. The phrase "laughing my ass off" arose from this observation.

Jenny Gump
12-21-2004, 12:20 AM
Maybe someone has already explained this, but here's the background:

Some people lose control of their bowels if they laugh really, really hard. Back in the old days, when everyone wore togas, this meant that a person who was laughing really, really hard ended up with some "material" falling out the back of their toga. From a distance, it looked like part of their gluteus maximus was breaking off and falling, hence the impression that the person's rear end was losing its structural integrity and collapsing. The phrase "laughing my ass off" arose from this observation.

I have a feeling your toga may be wrapped a little too tight.

But your post made me laugh my thumb off regardless.

Phobia
12-21-2004, 12:21 AM
I'm laughing my rear off out loud on the floor.

ENDelt260
12-21-2004, 12:22 AM
Going to bed now.

Yeah, I've heard that before.

stevieray
12-21-2004, 12:22 AM
I'm laughing my rear off out loud on the floor.

doesn't count, you aren't rolling.

Jenny Gump
12-21-2004, 12:23 AM
I'm laughing my rear off out loud on the floor.

The irony is that the sarcasm with what you just typed, really did make me laugh, out loud.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Phobia
12-21-2004, 12:23 AM
doesn't count, you aren't rolling.

No nacho cheese.

Jenny Gump
12-21-2004, 12:24 AM
Yeah, I've heard that before.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Don't get me started. You are really hot.

stevieray
12-21-2004, 12:24 AM
No nacho cheese.


that would be slipping, but if you want to roll in nacho cheese, go for it.

Count Alex's Losses
12-21-2004, 12:27 AM
I got neg rep from Skip and he said he was too tired and going to bed. ROFL

Nzoner
12-21-2004, 12:29 AM
I was just teasing you.

damn,I gotta get caught up,I've been fixated on this.

Phobia
12-21-2004, 12:30 AM
that would be slipping, but if you want to roll in nacho cheese, go for it.

I think I would enjoy that. You should bring over some scabs and dip them in....

2bikemike
12-21-2004, 12:33 AM
Damn I had some work to do and now I missed all the good stuff and everybody is going to bed. Come on its only a little after 10:30 and this is a great night crew thread.

tk13
12-21-2004, 12:34 AM
Damnit FDE, I can't tell you apart from Tk13.
That's funny, because I could probably pull off a pretty good Elvis too, but I don't comb my hair like Elvis nor do I think I'd look good in a jumpsuit.

morphius
12-21-2004, 12:37 AM
Damn I had some work to do and now I missed all the good stuff and everybody is going to bed. Come on its only a little after 10:30 and this is a great night crew thread.
Well, if Jenny is going to bed we could always bring your daughter on instead.

Morphius
Obviously hiding in a full body Kevlar suit.

Nzoner
12-21-2004, 12:39 AM
doesn't count, you aren't rolling.

No nacho cheese.

I'd say he's definitely rolling

2bikemike
12-21-2004, 12:43 AM
Well, if Jenny is going to bed we could always bring your daughter on instead.

Morphius
Obviously hiding in a full body Kevlar suit.

I am thinking you don't have a daughter? :bang:

morphius
12-21-2004, 12:47 AM
I am thinking you don't have a daughter? :bang:
LOL! Nope. Just remember talking to yours during poker a couple of times. Just had to play with you a bit.

2bikemike
12-21-2004, 12:49 AM
LOL! Nope. Just remember talking to yours during poker a couple of times. Just had to play with you a bit.

I keep her locked in her room now with no internet access. I think I will do that until she's about 25.

morphius
12-21-2004, 12:53 AM
I keep her locked in her room now with no internet access. I think I will do that until she's about 25.
Don't blame you, that Red can be a bad influence.

2bikemike
12-21-2004, 12:57 AM
Don't blame you, that Red can be a bad influence.

Yeah her and TK!
And all those horn dog teen age dip shits that keep coming around.

morphius
12-21-2004, 01:14 AM
Yeah her and TK!
And all those horn dog teen age dip shits that keep coming around.
I pity you.

Morphius
Glad he has a boy.

2bikemike
12-21-2004, 01:15 AM
I pity you.

Morphius
Glad he has a boy.

Yeah you only gotta worry about one little pecker! :banghead: :cuss:

4th and Long
12-21-2004, 06:10 AM
I'd give an arm and <strike>a leg</strike> an ass to know the answer to this question.

CosmicPal
12-21-2004, 07:09 AM
In the old days of the theater you sat in chairs. If someone or a scene was funny you laughed, but if someone or a scene was really funny and made you get out of your chair - you laughed your azz off (the chair).

Jenny Gump
12-21-2004, 08:37 AM
In the old days of the theater you sat in chairs. If someone or a scene was funny you laughed, but if someone or a scene was really funny and made you get out of your chair - you laughed your azz off (the chair).

Ok, this is logical enough to be true. So are you being serious?

ENDelt260
12-21-2004, 09:57 AM
In the old days of theater? What, do you have to stand when you watch plays now?