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Deberg_1990
12-22-2004, 11:55 AM
Ill admit, I thought this was a very bad idea at first. Remake one of the best football movies of all time, with Adam Sandler in the Burt Reynolds role?? But this trailer had me laughing and actually looks pretty damn good...enjoy!

http://www.mtv.com/sitewide/apps/mediaplayer/index.jhtml?vid=39808&size=a&channelID=1&gateway=movies&s1=trailer_park&s2=&adPth=/adsetup/movies/&adPN=index&style_sheet=/sitewide/apps/mediaplayer/movieplayer.css&asx_intro_slate=/sitewide/apps/mediaplayer/swf/trailer_park_slate.swf

Rain Man
12-22-2004, 12:06 PM
I'll never understand movie remakes. Are we really completely out of new ideas?

Deberg_1990
12-22-2004, 12:27 PM
I'll never understand movie remakes. Are we really completely out of new ideas?

Yea, they are also in the Process of remaking Bad News Bears with Billy Bob Thorten in the Buttermaker role as well. I thought this trailer looks pretty damn good. I was pleasantly surprised.

Jenson71
12-22-2004, 01:57 PM
Woo Hoo!

The trailer to Woody's Melinda and Melinda. This looks good.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox_searchlight/melinda_and_melinda.html

Braincase
12-22-2004, 02:53 PM
I do believe that will be a good flick. Although I hope they decide not to bring Bernadette Peters around as the secretary this time. She's got to be up there in years.

Oh, and it looks like the cast has some guys it'll be easy to root AGAINST...I hope Guard Garner gets his neck broke.


Cast (in credits order)
Adam Sandler .... Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe
Chris Rock .... Caretaker
Burt Reynolds .... Coach Nate Scarborough
James Cromwell .... Warden Hazen
Walter Williamson .... Errol Dandridge
Michael Irvin .... Deacon Moss
Nelly .... Earl Megget
Edward Bunker .... Skitchy Rivers
Lobo Sebastian .... Torres
Bob Sapp .... Switowski
Dalip Singh .... Turley
David Patrick Kelly .... Unger
Terry Crews .... Cheeseburger Eddy
Nicholas Turturro .... Brucie
Joey Diaz .... Big Tony (as Joey Coco Diaz)
Bill Goldberg .... Joey Battle
Steve Reevis .... Baby Face Bob
Cloris Leachman .... Lynette Reynolds
William Fichtner .... Captain Knauer
Bill Romanowski .... Guard Lambert
Kevin Nash .... Guard Engleheart
Steve Austin .... Guard Dunham
Brian Bosworth .... Guard Garner
Michael Papajohn .... Guard Papajohn
Brandon Molale .... Guard Molloy
Todd Holland .... Guard Holland
Conrad Goode .... Guard Webster
Tracy Morgan .... Ms. Tucker
Ray Stoney .... Con-Transvestite #2
rest of cast listed alphabetically
Patrick Bristow .... Walt
Allen Covert .... Referee
Courteney Cox .... Lena
Brian David .... Guard
Joe Davis .... Guard Rassmeusen
Clyde the Dog .... K-9 dog
Stink Fisher .... Stink
Steve Fox .... Warden's Krony
Kevin Grady .... Lincoln
John Hockridge .... Guard Hock
Ed Lauter .... Duane
Katie Lohmann .... Bikini Girl
Christopher Neiman .... Small Cop
Dan Patrick .... Tall Cop
Shane Ralston .... Bradlee
Rob Schneider .... Punky
Tarita Virtue .... Hot Nurse
Tara Wilson .... Cheerleader
David Yeager .... Inmate/Guard
Steven Alford .... K-9 Officer Beller (uncredited)
Nicolas Barclift .... Inmate (uncredited)
Richard Barela .... Inmate (uncredited)
Mary Castro .... Model at party (uncredited)
Bob Perry .... Football Player (uncredited)
Rudi Rose .... Guard (uncredited)
Aleksandr Sountsov .... Convict (uncredited)
Sam Spector .... Vendor (uncredited)

Rain Man
12-22-2004, 03:02 PM
Probably so, but at the peak of her powers Bernadette Peters was magical. What man (other than maybe Navin Johnson) could resist that pout?

Braincase
12-22-2004, 03:04 PM
Probably so, but at the peak of her powers Bernadette Peters was magical. What man (other than maybe Navin Johnson) could resist that pout?


By "pout", you mean "tatas", right?

http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Bernadette%20Peters.jpg

greeneggsandham
12-22-2004, 05:45 PM
remakes are bad news bears.

so to speak.

whoman69
12-22-2004, 07:46 PM
I think he broke his f#@cking neck.

Rain Man
12-22-2004, 08:29 PM
By "pout", you mean "tatas", right?

http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Bernadette%20Peters.jpg

Those too.

Deberg_1990
12-22-2004, 08:31 PM
Bringing in Burt Reynolds as "coach" and recreating some of the originals classic scenes seems to be a nice touch.

RedNeckRaider
12-22-2004, 08:34 PM
I am in! damn why wait, put this out now!

sd4chiefs
12-22-2004, 11:49 PM
Is it just me or has this been one piss pour holiday movie season? Has anyone seen a good movie lately? :shake:

Jenson71
12-22-2004, 11:52 PM
Is it just me or has this been one piss pour holiday movie season? Has anyone seen a good movie lately? :shake:

Meet the Fockers.

Judge Smails
12-23-2004, 01:32 AM
Rob Schneider .... Punky

Man, does he owe his career to Sandler or what?

Rausch
12-23-2004, 01:59 AM
It's like a recently-slumping-SNL-crew-rebound-flick...

On a similar note, War of the Worlds ( http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/waroftheworlds/ ) and Assault on Precinct 13 ( http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/assault_on_precinct_13.html ) are also being remade...

'Ehh....

Demonpenz
12-23-2004, 02:00 AM
i remember watching longest yard on turner classic movies. Burt and his brother were both in that movie, and there is a spot where they are running together and you slow it down and they run exactly the same. STEP FOR STEP THE SAME. It wasn't that cool.