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Rain Man
12-22-2004, 02:09 PM
You're trapped on an otherwise uninhabited tropical island, and there's is no chance of getting back to civilization. You can have one of the above two items to accompany you (see poll). Which do you take?


Edit: to prevent moral dilemnas, assume that you are single and unattached if you are not already so.

Hoover
12-22-2004, 02:10 PM
umm is this a trick question?

Hoover
12-22-2004, 02:11 PM
Your Wife, because I have heard good things from Gaz!

Rain Man
12-22-2004, 02:15 PM
Your Wife, because I have heard good things from Gaz!


He should know. He was trapped on an otherwise uninhabited tropical island with my wife for several years.

Gaz
12-22-2004, 02:16 PM
The rest of you are out of luck because Mrs. Gaz will be on the island with me.

xoxo~
Gaz
Disgustingly happy.

PastorMikH
12-22-2004, 02:17 PM
I'd have to have the wife along. Somebody's gotta cook and clean.:fire:

Hydrae
12-22-2004, 02:23 PM
I'd have to have the wife along. Somebody's gotta cook and clean.:fire:


The little woman must not read the board, eh?

Dartgod
12-22-2004, 02:25 PM
The little woman must not read the board, eh?
Duh! Are you blind? He said she's cooking. Or cleaning. Or cooking AND cleaning...

Hoover
12-22-2004, 02:26 PM
ya know I went with the TV. Some Chick would just end up driving me nuts. Can we add a porn channel to the TV Package?

Rain Man
12-22-2004, 02:45 PM
I expected this to be a closer vote. I went with the TV myself, even if there's no porn channel. Worst case, there's always Wild on E!.

ENDelt260
12-22-2004, 03:01 PM
I believe on whatshisname's hierarchy of needs pussy is at the top. I don't care what your HS sociology teacher told you.

Those of you that pick the TV are clearly disturbed. I suggest you seek professional help.

chiefs4me
12-22-2004, 03:30 PM
Well of course I want a man on the island,,who else is gonna build me a hut, make me a hammock, KILL my food, rub my back, ect,,ect,,ect,,,ROFL

ENDelt260
12-22-2004, 03:31 PM
KILL my food

But, what if they have babies to feed?

The Pedestrian
12-22-2004, 03:32 PM
Here's the catch...

A) The time zone is so off that all "Sunday" Chiefs games will be aired between 2:00 AM and 6:00AM
+ "Monday Night" Football will be on Tuesday afternoons

B) The "attractive, pleasant member of whichever gender you're attracted to" never lets you touch her/him
+ You can have thousands of great conversations and fantasies whenever you want

chiefs4me
12-22-2004, 03:33 PM
well if it comes to me eating or not eating,,,,,kill it,,

Rain Man
12-22-2004, 03:44 PM
Here's the catch...

A) The time zone is so off that all "Sunday" Chiefs games will be aired between 2:00 AM and 6:00AM
+ "Monday Night" Football will be on Tuesday afternoons

You don't exactly have a work day the next day if you're trapped on an uninhabited island. Just sleep late and crack coconuts open with a rock later in the afternoon.

B) The "attractive, pleasant member of whichever gender you're attracted to" never lets you touch her/him
+ You can have thousands of great conversations and fantasies whenever you want

For you, maybe. :p

DeepSouth
12-22-2004, 04:46 PM
If I couldn't have a member of the opposite sex with me, I'd rather have a PC with access to the internet than Direct TV. At least that way I could pick my own porn.

Fairplay
12-22-2004, 05:28 PM
But, what if they have babies to feed?



ROFL

Jenson71
12-22-2004, 05:48 PM
Women are absurd, maddening creatures. But I would choose that option, fully knowing that I would probably end up killing her within a week.

RedandGold
12-22-2004, 06:53 PM
ya know I went with the TV. Some Chick would just end up driving me nuts. Can we add a porn channel to the TV Package?

You stick a "pleasant" woman on an island with you, and chances are, you'll end up having a whining, nagging pain in the ass that bitches about the hut that you built and eats all of your food.

Frazod
12-22-2004, 06:54 PM
I'll take the TV. The bitch would eventually drive me crazy and I'd end up beating her to death with a coconut anyway. :evil:

The Pedestrian
12-22-2004, 08:43 PM
You don't exactly have a work day the next day if you're trapped on an uninhabited island. Just sleep late and crack coconuts open with a rock later in the afternoon.


But you said it was solar-powered...I don't recall ever seeing the sun at 2 in the morning. :p

Count Alex's Losses
12-22-2004, 08:45 PM
Screw women. Porn and Coconut lotion will do just fine.

Rain Man
12-22-2004, 08:46 PM
But you said it was solar-powered...I don't recall ever seeing the sun at 2 in the morning. :p

That's because you're in North America.

chiefs4me
12-22-2004, 10:54 PM
You stick a "pleasant" woman on an island with you, and chances are, you'll end up having a whining, nagging pain in the ass that bitches about the hut that you built and eats all of your food.


I don't see the problem,,,,:harumph:

stumppy
12-22-2004, 10:59 PM
I'll take the TV. The bitch would eventually drive me crazy and I'd end up beating her to death with a coconut anyway. :evil:


I'm with you.

Skip Towne
12-22-2004, 11:14 PM
I don't see the problem,,,,:harumph:
Well, YOU wouldn't,,,,,,,,,