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Jenny Gump
12-22-2004, 07:20 PM
Merry Christmas to my fellow Christians... and secularists who just play along. Happy Kwanzaa, or Hanukkah, or whatever you choose to believe.

I will be very busy and otherwise occupied the next few days, so I thought I would get this out of the way now. I hope your stocking is filled to the brim, but more importantly, that you are surrounded by loving friends and family this season. Time is precious and so are those we love.

Happy Holidays!

Skip Towne
12-22-2004, 07:25 PM
Bah! What a load of crap.

Rain Man
12-22-2004, 07:26 PM
Merry canary.

Did I win?

RNR
12-22-2004, 07:27 PM
Same to you and all or yours.

Saulbadguy
12-22-2004, 07:28 PM
Merry Berry Berry Kix.

stevieray
12-22-2004, 07:30 PM
I'm thinking of a certain Andrew Dice Clay nursery ryhme.

Rain Man
12-22-2004, 07:30 PM
Merry scary to everyone.

Saulbadguy
12-22-2004, 07:30 PM
Merry Mary quite contrary.

Rain Man
12-22-2004, 07:35 PM
Merry hairy.


(It's a great holiday, but the insides of the stockings are kind of gross.)

Saulbadguy
12-22-2004, 07:36 PM
Merry Hari Kari. A very violent holiday, indeed.

stevieray
12-22-2004, 07:37 PM
Merry bury my key in your paint job as I walk by.

FloridaChief
12-22-2004, 07:37 PM
This entire thread is a load of SHIT!

stevieray
12-22-2004, 07:38 PM
This entire thread is a load of SHIT!

Merry Dingleberry!

Count Zarth
12-22-2004, 07:39 PM
Merry and Pippin.

http://www.elbakin.net/film/photos/rotk_merry_pippin.jpg

Rain Man
12-22-2004, 07:40 PM
Merry wary. Maybe. If I can trust you, that is.

stevieray
12-22-2004, 07:40 PM
ok, now I agree with FC.

stevieray
12-22-2004, 07:42 PM
Merry Carey, Dairy, Fairy, nary, Terry, Vary.

Saulbadguy
12-22-2004, 07:42 PM
Merry Harry Carey.

If the moon was made out of ribs, would you eat it?

Rain Man
12-22-2004, 07:43 PM
Merry obituary. You were loved.

Rain Man
12-22-2004, 07:46 PM
Merry Tyler Moore. You're going to make it after all.

stevieray
12-22-2004, 07:49 PM
Merry Commisary. Free cheese.

ILChief
12-22-2004, 07:50 PM
No happy Festivus?

stevieray
12-22-2004, 07:50 PM
Merry Gary Busey.

Saulbadguy
12-22-2004, 07:51 PM
Merry Poppins.

stevieray
12-22-2004, 07:51 PM
No happy Festivus?


Merry Spartacus

Saulbadguy
12-22-2004, 07:51 PM
Merry Gary Busey.
ROFL

"I'm with Busey!"

stevieray
12-22-2004, 07:51 PM
Merry Larrry Hagman.

stevieray
12-22-2004, 07:53 PM
Merry Terri Hatcher. Santa's helper outfit, please.

stevieray
12-22-2004, 07:55 PM
Merry Cherry Pie.

DTLB58
12-22-2004, 08:12 PM
Merry Chiefsmas and Happy playoffs.......We wish :cuss:

Logical
12-22-2004, 09:19 PM
Merry Fairy.... yes I am wishing a Merry holiday to DC.

jAZ
12-22-2004, 09:43 PM
Happy Christmahanakwanzaka

OldTownChief
12-22-2004, 10:07 PM
Merry Alpacas (they push back)

Nzoner
12-22-2004, 10:35 PM
Merry Jane Rottencrotch

http://www.cinefile.biz/fmj3.jpg

Frazod
12-22-2004, 10:46 PM
Merry'd with Children? :hmmm:

CHIEF4EVER
12-22-2004, 11:02 PM
A Merry Christmas to all. And a special Merry Broncos*(cheated on the salary cap during their championship seasons) Asskicking to all Donk fans.

Iowanian
12-23-2004, 08:00 AM
Merry Christmas.

If the Words "Merry Christmas" offends or bothers you....I hope someone takes an elephant sized dump in your stocking.

RedandGold
12-23-2004, 08:12 AM
Merry, Merry... Why ya buggin'?

Merry, Merry... I need your huggin'

badgirl
12-23-2004, 08:56 AM
Merry Hari Kari. A very violent holiday, indeed.
ROFL ROFL

Radar Chief
12-23-2004, 09:12 AM
Weeelll, It wuz the night before Christmas
When all through the trailer
I got lonesome fer my sweety
And so I emailed her

My tube sock was hung up
By the fireplace with care
Till it caught on fire
And....now it aint there

I was right happy ta see
The last of the year
As I sat in my Lazy Boy
And drank my last can of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer

When all of a sudden
There wuz such a loud clatter
I fetched my ole 12 gauge
Wonderin..just what thuh HELL was the matter!!

I heard, "Don't Shoot!
It's only St. Nick!"
And I said, "DAMN!
You sure are a noisy old prick."

He said, "Well I wuz juss passin
Through your neck-uh-tha-woods
Passin toys to the youngins..
The onez whose been good"

"I won't be long",
He said with a smug
Then he tromped wet ashes
On my new Wal-Mart rug

When he bent over...well...he farted
And it smelt purdy bad
It set me ta wonderin
What sorta supper he'd had

He dumped somethin there
neath my aluminum tree
Then he turned round
And looked reeeal funny at me

Then layin his middle finger
Up one side-uh-his nose
He gave me a wink
And up my chimney he rose

I ran and I looked
There under my tree
Juss ta see what ole Santa
Had left there fer me

RIENDEER MANURE!!!!!!!!!!!
I fell back with a GASP!!!
Then I hollered out the winder
"IF YOU COME BACK HERE AGAIN...IMA WHOOPIN YOUR BIG ASS!!"

Roy D.Mercer

stevieray
12-23-2004, 09:21 AM
Merry Larry Johnson to Vlad.

JazzzLovr
12-23-2004, 09:50 AM
Merry Chiefsmas and Happy playoffs.......We wish :cuss:

We're not mathematically eliminated yet!!!!! :p

JazzzLovr
12-23-2004, 09:51 AM
Merry Larry Johnson to Vlad.

ROFL Oh, rep for that.

RNR
12-23-2004, 09:54 AM
Merry.........fu@k its cold!

DTLB58
12-23-2004, 11:49 AM
We're not mathematically eliminated yet!!!!! :p

Could there be a christmas miracle??? That would be so damn funny if we made it in at 8-8!

badgirl
12-23-2004, 12:17 PM
Merry Flurry, may you have a white christmas

Rain Man
12-23-2004, 12:23 PM
Merry Poppins. Let a smile be your umbrella.

badgirl
12-23-2004, 12:25 PM
Merry Cherry, chocolate covered of course :p

Rain Man
12-23-2004, 12:29 PM
Merry Salieri. May you never be upstaged by someone with more natural talent.

Lzen
12-23-2004, 12:38 PM
Merry Fairy.... yes I am wishing a Merry holiday to DC.

ROFL