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blsilks
12-24-2004, 01:15 PM
Come here to post all stupid and random posts such as

"My balls itch. I think I will post it."
"I Like Cheese but it makes my poop blue."

We want stuff so stupid that it makes our IQs drop

Crush
12-24-2004, 01:23 PM
Rob Ryan is a brilliant defensive coordinator and Warren Sapp is the greatest football player of all-time.

FloridaChief
12-24-2004, 03:57 PM
Priest Holmes reminds me of Donnell Bennett.

Jenson71
12-24-2004, 04:06 PM
Taken care of me? You're my kid brother and you take care of me!? Did you ever think about that? Did you ever once that about!? Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that. Let Fredo take care of some...Mickey Mouse night club somewhere. Send Fredo to pick someone up at the airport! I'm your older brother, Mike, and I was stepped over!

That's the way Pop wanted it....

It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things. I'm smhat...Not like everyone says - I'm dumb. I'm smhat, and I want respect!

Katipan
12-24-2004, 04:08 PM
I shoot heroin in my pee hole

Jenson71
12-24-2004, 04:09 PM
Oh jesus.

Jenson71
12-24-2004, 04:11 PM
blah

ExtremeChief
12-24-2004, 04:19 PM
I can't post right now, I'm busy snorting chunky peanut butter and shooting up Karo Syrup.

Demonpenz
12-24-2004, 04:22 PM
i put my pregnant wife on the orient express

DenverChief
12-24-2004, 04:23 PM
Blue Poweraide makes my poop green

Beatlemanu
12-24-2004, 04:31 PM
1. Separate eggs into yolks and whites in separate bowls. I put the whites into the mixer and the yolks into another bowl.
2. Beat egg-yokes with 1/2 of sugar, set aside.
3. Beat egg-whites until stiff, then mix in other 1/2 of sugar.
4. Poor the yokes into the whites and mix together slowly.
5. Stir in white rum SLOWLY :thumb:
6. Stir in milk slowly
7. Stir in whiskey SLOWLY :thumb:
8. Stir in 1/2 of cream slowly
9. Whip rest (1/2) of cream and fold in carefully.
10. Serve at room temperature by ladling the eggnog into cups and sprinkle nutmeg on the top. Information on nutmeg grinders below. Try to get some of the foam and some of the liquid (if not fully mixed) in each cup.
11. Enjoy :hmmm:

BigMeatballDave
12-24-2004, 04:34 PM
Welchs Grape Medley makes my poop green...

BigMeatballDave
12-24-2004, 04:37 PM
I had a cramp in my hamstring yesterday, and my 6 year old son told me I was old...I'm 34....

FloridaChief
12-24-2004, 04:46 PM
Taken care of me? You're my kid brother and you take care of me!? Did you ever think about that? Did you ever once that about!? Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that. Let Fredo take care of some...Mickey Mouse night club somewhere. Send Fredo to pick someone up at the airport! I'm your older brother, Mike, and I was stepped over!

That's the way Pop wanted it....

It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things. I'm smhat...Not like everyone says - I'm dumb. I'm smhat, and I want respect!

One of my favorite scenes. Mike's small soliloquy following those lines ("You're nothing to me now, Fredo...") is absolutely chilling...

2bikemike
12-24-2004, 04:51 PM
One of my favorite scenes. Mike's small soliloquy following those lines ("You're nothing to me now, Fredo...") is absolutely chilling...

No harm was to come to Fredo as long as there mother was alive.

Fredo should have never taken up fishing.

FloridaChief
12-24-2004, 05:15 PM
Fredo should have never taken up fishing.

You'd think he known better than to be caught alone with one of Michael's buttonmen.

1adam1238
12-24-2004, 05:22 PM
I was doing my gf on this counter and I missed when that magic moment came......now my KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK sticks.

Jenson71
12-24-2004, 06:18 PM
One of my favorite scenes. Mike's small soliloquy following those lines ("You're nothing to me now, Fredo...") is absolutely chilling...

I personally believe Cazale should have been nominated for best supporting actor solely based on that scene alone.

ENDelt260
12-24-2004, 06:20 PM
I had the closest thing to a "normal" shit today that I've had in a week.

Whoo-hoo!

ENDelt260
12-24-2004, 06:20 PM
I was doing my gf on this counter and I missed when that magic moment came......now my KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK sticks.
Jerking off to tubgirl isn't really "doing your girlfriend".

Thig Lyfe
12-24-2004, 06:31 PM
Hello, I'm chiefs4me,,,, my period button broke,,,,

Skip Towne
12-24-2004, 06:31 PM
Jerking off to tubgirl isn't really "doing your girlfriend".
Where are you posting from? You going out tonight?

ENDelt260
12-24-2004, 06:34 PM
Where are you posting from? You going out tonight?
I'm at Mom & Dad's house. When Dad gets home from work, we're heading over to his brother's place for awhile. After that I'll just stay up late wrapping presents.

I went out last night. Brando made me drink vodka. Then he woke me up at 8am.

Crush
12-24-2004, 07:26 PM
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Crush
12-24-2004, 07:35 PM
He took me lucky charms.