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Deberg_1990
12-25-2004, 07:37 PM
Interesting move....I guess he won 13 games last year for the Dodgers??

VonneMarie
12-25-2004, 07:40 PM
Are you freaking serious???

Demonpenz
12-25-2004, 07:40 PM
sweet std's

VonneMarie
12-25-2004, 07:41 PM
sweet std's
ROFL

Deberg_1990
12-25-2004, 07:42 PM
Are you freaking serious???

As a heart Attack! WHB 810 just reported it.

VonneMarie
12-25-2004, 07:43 PM
Merry Christmas Royal fans! :p

Demonpenz
12-25-2004, 07:48 PM
START PRINTING PENICILLIN PRESCRIPTIONS!

DJay23
12-25-2004, 07:48 PM
go ahead and engrave the trophy.

VonneMarie
12-25-2004, 07:52 PM
All jokes aside Lima pitched pretty well last season, especially in the playoffs. He dominated St Loser in the NLDS I think it was.

ROYC75
12-25-2004, 07:53 PM
All women @ the K should be on alert !

ROYC75
12-25-2004, 07:55 PM
Veteran pitcher Lima returning to Royals' fold
Dec. 25, 2004
SportsLine.com wire reports

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Jose Lima rejoined the Kansas City Royals when he agreed to a one-year contract Saturday, hoping to provide stability and leadership to a rotation that was awful last season.

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Lima, who pitched for the Royals in 2003, spent this year with Los Angeles, going 13-5 with a 4.07 ERA. He walked 34 and struck out 93 in 170 1/3 innings, then threw a shutout in the NL playoffs against St. Louis.

In 12 major league seasons, the right-hander is 84-82 with a 5.00 ERA. His best stretch came in 1998 and '99, when he went 16-8 and 21-10, respectively, for the Houston Astros.

Two years ago, Kansas City plucked Lima from the roster of the Newark Bears of the independent Atlantic League at midseason. His 8-3 record with a 4.91 ERA in 14 starts helped the Royals to their first winning record in a non-strike year since 1993.

But in 2004, the Royals -- plagued by injuries that kept their pitching staff unsettled throughout the season -- lost a team-record 104 games.

The pitching staff had only three shutouts and recorded the AL's worst ERA (5.15). Late in the season, things got so bad that left-hander Darrell May blamed his league-high 19 losses and 5.61 ERA on poor run support and ineffective relievers.

May was traded to San Diego last month, opening up a spot in a rotation that includes Jimmy Gobble, Runelvys Hernandez, Brian Anderson and Zack Greinke.

Terms of Lima's deal with the Royals were not immediately available. General manager Allard Baird was out of town for Christmas and did not return a message left on his cell phone.

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VonneMarie
12-25-2004, 07:57 PM
All women @ the K should be on alert !
Good grief! ROFL

Deberg_1990
12-25-2004, 08:09 PM
Yea, hopefully he can keep it in his pants while hes here in KC.

Ari Chi3fs
12-25-2004, 10:12 PM
damn Demonpenz... two funnies in one thread. YUO ARE TEH FUNNY!!!1

KHinz57
12-25-2004, 10:20 PM
You gotta admit, it was either Jose Lima or Mike Wood as out #2 solid right-hander to eat up innings, seeing as Lima was pretty solid in 2004, why not?

Miles
12-25-2004, 10:26 PM
All jokes aside Lima pitched pretty well last season, especially in the playoffs. He dominated St Loser in the NLDS I think it was.

That playoffs experience is going to be invaluable with KC...

Miles
12-25-2004, 10:29 PM
Nice signing for the Royals. He should provide a top of the rotation innings eater that should be of little risk with his contract.

Im kind of suprised more teams were not interested in him but i guess the STD's scared them off ;)

Cochise
12-25-2004, 10:30 PM
Hopefully he does better than Affeldt at avoiding those blisters!

Thig Lyfe
12-25-2004, 10:38 PM
KICK A!!!!

Royals World Series 2005. No doubt about it.

Ari Chi3fs
12-25-2004, 10:49 PM
call me when they resign Ibaņez.

ChiefsCountry
12-25-2004, 11:05 PM
All women @ the K should be on alert !

Like there is anybody at the K to begin with.

beavis
12-25-2004, 11:29 PM
I actually like this move. A personality like his was something they were severely lacking last year.

That being said, I hope he doesn't land on the DL with any kind of groin injury.

Sure-Oz
12-26-2004, 12:48 AM
Lima ruled and his wife is hot, too bad she has an STD.

grandllama
12-26-2004, 02:40 AM
Interesting move....I guess he won 13 games last year for the Dodgers??

How is that 'interesting'? Allard should have resigned his farking ass last year.... obviously Jose believes that the Royals have the pieces still in place and his leadership was definitely missed last year.

Oh, and to be dead serious about the f*cking STD jokes... who gives a bloody hell...granted it gives those f*cking pansies in east missouri something to laugh about, but who OWNED your ass last year....

Lima Time is Back!

OmahaChief
12-26-2004, 08:49 AM
Big fan of this move and having Lima Time back. Some cats are bitching on message boards about this move because they think it is not a good youth driven move. I suppose that might be true but we have little proven young pitchers, the only thing most of our young pitchers have proven is that they can get hurt and blow a year or two of their career.

Lima Time! Believe it!

chiefqueen
12-26-2004, 08:52 AM
I think we got our holidays mixed up............yesterday was 12/25 not 4/1.

AeroSquid
12-26-2004, 09:32 AM
Does anyone else think Mrs. Lima needs a seperate zip code for her boobs?

BigOlChiefsfan
12-26-2004, 11:10 AM
I get a kick out of Lima time, and I'm glad she'll be here. Maybe the team can rack up some big points.

For some reason, when I look at that photo, I think softball instead of baseball

VonneMarie
12-26-2004, 11:30 AM
Lima's good and I'm glad he's back.

Ari Chi3fs
12-26-2004, 11:45 AM
its Lima's wifes Titty Time!

ENDelt260
12-26-2004, 02:07 PM
START PRINTING PENICILLIN PRESCRIPTIONS!
ROFL