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royr17
12-26-2004, 08:32 PM
Ok guys i have encountered a little problem here, I have 4 girls in my life now fighting over me.

3 in Kentucky and 1 in Tennessee. All 4 really - I mean <b>really</b> - do like me. They like <i>everything</i> about me. But I dont know what to do, I mean i really like all 4 of them except for 1.

2 of the girls are from Louisville, KY, one is very hot and the other is so so, than theres one from Paducah that is hot, and the one from Tennessee is not so hot.

So I come to you guys for advice again. WTF Do I Do on this Matter ?

Iowanian
12-26-2004, 08:35 PM
F@ck all of them.

You wouldn't buy a car without a test drive either.

Valiant
12-26-2004, 08:35 PM
Ok guys i have encountered a little problem here, I have 4 girls in my life now fighting over me.

3 in kentucky and 1 in tennessee. All 4 really i mean really do like me. They like everything about me. But I dont know what to do, I mean i really like all 4 of them except for 1.

2 of the girls are from Louisville KY, one is very hot and the other is so so, than theres one from Paducah that is hot, and the one from Tennessee is not so hot.

So I come to you guys for advice again, WTF Do I Do on this Matter ?


ask gochiefs...

drive around their house spanking it, is his method i believe...

4th and Long
12-26-2004, 08:36 PM
I'm the LAST person you want to ask advice about women right now!!! :cuss:

shaneo69
12-26-2004, 08:36 PM
WWRSD?

FloridaChief
12-26-2004, 08:37 PM
I believe this is a problem you should discuss with Gunther_Fan...

Iowanian
12-26-2004, 08:38 PM
This thread is destined for greatness when the Day crew gets ahold of it.

Where is KCchiefsman when you need him?


III
Something tells me, that in the end........this is a problem you'll be working out yourself

Count Zarth
12-26-2004, 08:40 PM
Start a harem.

Iowanian
12-26-2004, 08:41 PM
If you were Only a Mormon...........all you'd need was a double wide, and Crisco in bulk.

Phobia
12-26-2004, 08:48 PM
Where they real live girls or chicks you've been chatting with on the internet?
http://www.nh4.com.cy/images/lumberjack.jpg

LiL stumppy
12-26-2004, 08:49 PM
Go with the hot hot one.

Inspector
12-26-2004, 08:49 PM
Yeah, I constantly have this problem.

It's a real pain in the ass.

So many women................

Iowanian
12-26-2004, 08:51 PM
The first thing you should do is make sure they' daddy don't catchu

Spott
12-26-2004, 08:51 PM
keep 'em all and go for a fifth one.

royr17
12-26-2004, 08:52 PM
I mean 2 are named Jessica, 1 is Alexis, and 1 more is Stephanie.

ChiefsFire
12-26-2004, 08:52 PM
i know it sucks when u have hot women in all these different towns..mine are all overseas guam,sweden,india.i hope the one in india didnt get washed away

Ari ümlaüt
12-26-2004, 08:54 PM
arent you the dude asking how to **** a chick a few months back?

Phobia
12-26-2004, 08:54 PM
I mean 2 are named Jessica, 1 is Alexis, and 1 more is Stephanie.

This wouldn't happen to be Alexis, would it?

http://www.circle-e.net/suspenderslg.jpg

We really can't help you without some pics, dude.

royr17
12-26-2004, 08:55 PM
i got a pic of alexis if anybody wants to see it.

Nzoner
12-26-2004, 08:55 PM
keep 'em all and go for a fifth one.

Or keep 'em all and go for a fifth

Sounds like he might need it.

ChiefsFire
12-26-2004, 08:55 PM
lets see her

Iowanian
12-26-2004, 08:56 PM
you should at least get the slutty one to do a cam-show for you............IDEA!

If they're over 18.......get neked pics from each of them, post them on CP, and THEN the users will be able to make INFORMED input as to your dilema.

Here is all you'll need to know, when you chose the one that has always been a female, and will let you Fornicate her for the least cost

The Pedestrian
12-26-2004, 08:57 PM
If there's one thing that the vast majority of people have in common (other than being bumbling fools), then it's that most people have some kind of pattern with their relationships...two biggest patterns are: a) the type of person, and b) how the relationship is handled. Find out these things, but don't let the girls or their ex's figure out what you're doing...and for the love of god, don't let their ex's know that you might be the new guy cause there's always that one (aw hell, it could be quite a few if that's one of the girls' types) that feels he still has to be overprotective.

Spott
12-26-2004, 08:57 PM
Keep the one that likes anal the most.

Iowanian
12-26-2004, 08:57 PM
I got that pic of "Stephanie" you emailed me dude..........I'd avoid that one...I'm pretty sure its Raiderhader messing with you.

royr17
12-26-2004, 09:00 PM
This wouldn't happen to be Alexis, would it?

http://www.circle-e.net/suspenderslg.jpg

We really can't help you without some pics, dude.

This is jessica, its the one with the straight blonde hair, its a little fuzzy.
http://img133.exs.cx/img133/1844/AlexisSmith.jpg

The Pedestrian
12-26-2004, 09:03 PM
This is jessica, its the one with the straight blonde hair, its a little fuzzy.
http://img133.exs.cx/img133/1844/AlexisSmith.jpg

How old is she? 16?

ChiefsFire
12-26-2004, 09:03 PM
This is jessica, its the one with the straight blonde hair, its a little fuzzy.
http://img133.exs.cx/img133/1844/AlexisSmith.jpg


id hit it




wait......how old is she????? :rolleyes:

Spott
12-26-2004, 09:04 PM
This is jessica, its the one with the straight blonde hair, its a little fuzzy.

You should go after her fat friend on the right. Fat chicks work harder. Or so I've heard....

royr17
12-26-2004, 09:04 PM
How old is she? 16?

She's 20.

Ari ümlaüt
12-26-2004, 09:04 PM
she needs to drop about 30... dont tell her that though.

Phobia
12-26-2004, 09:05 PM
This is jessica, its the one with the straight blonde hair, its a little fuzzy.
http://img133.exs.cx/img133/1844/AlexisSmith.jpg

Wow, dude. If she'd come up from the trough once or twice a day, she'd look exactly like that little Spears whore. You should find out if she'll take it in the rear without a laxative. Have you actually seen this girl or did you meet her on hotornot.com?

Skip Towne
12-26-2004, 09:06 PM
you should at least get the slutty one to do a cam-show for you............IDEA!

If they're over 18.......get neked pics from each of them, post them on CP, and THEN the users will be able to make INFORMED input as to your dilema.

Here is all you'll need to know, when you chose the one that has always been a female, and will let you Fornicate her for the least cost
Hahahahahahaha. Best in show.

ChiefsFire
12-26-2004, 09:07 PM
She's 20.


bwwwwhahahahhahaha



yeah right and im 5

The Pedestrian
12-26-2004, 09:07 PM
She's 20.

Rule her out, and boink the others.

royr17
12-26-2004, 09:07 PM
Wow, dude. If she'd come up from the trough once or twice a day, she'd look exactly like that little Spears whore. You should find out if she'll take it in the rear without a laxative. Have you actually seen this girl or did you meet her on hotornot.com?

I havent met her yet, its a pic she sent me, so it could end up not being her, but the one from paducah is gonna try to come up to see me when she gets her car back.

Valiant
12-26-2004, 09:08 PM
She's 20.


20 my ass... that fat bitch is 16 or 17... If that is attractive to you just save yourself some time and head on down to independence ave...

4th and Long
12-26-2004, 09:08 PM
:hmmm:

royr17
12-26-2004, 09:09 PM
by the way i meant that chicks name in the pic in alexis not jessica.

Valiant
12-26-2004, 09:10 PM
I havent met her yet, its a pic she sent me, so it could end up not being her, but the one from paducah is gonna try to come up to see me when she gets her car back.


You cannot be a real person posting this, seriously which poster is this really.. Gochiefs is this your alter ego...

Spott
12-26-2004, 09:10 PM
I havent met her yet, its a pic she sent me, so it could end up not being her, but the one from paducah is gonna try to come up to see me when she gets her car back.

Dude, stop picking up chicks on the net.

Phobia
12-26-2004, 09:11 PM
I havent met her yet, its a pic she sent me, so it could end up not being her, but the one from paducah is gonna try to come up to see me when she gets her car back.

The one from paducah has a car? And she's gonna come pick YOU up for a date? Dude, you need to hit that one a couple times for practice and then move in on the fat spears lookalike. If you can wrestle the spoon out of that chick's fingers, you could both make a living traveling the country as a lookalike.

ChiefsFire
12-26-2004, 09:11 PM
I havent met her yet, its a pic she sent me, so it could end up not being her, but the one from paducah is gonna try to come up to see me when she gets her car back.


is she driving her barbie jeep all the way????

The Pedestrian
12-26-2004, 09:11 PM
I havent met her yet, its a pic she sent me, so it could end up not being her, but the one from paducah is gonna try to come up to see me when she gets her car back.

So let's see...she gives you the most common last name known to people who speak English, a pretty common first name, and looks younger in the picture by about 4 or 5 years than what she tells you...it's a guy.

Braincase
12-26-2004, 09:13 PM
Marry the first one that touches your winkie, that way we never have to read idiotic threads like this one again.

Phobia
12-26-2004, 09:14 PM
Slayer, you need to check out the reputation thread. Gochiefs has a challenge for you. I got a twelver on you, so you better not disappoint.

Spott
12-26-2004, 09:14 PM
If she's only 16, you should go after her Mother. On second thought, if that girl's that fat at 16, her Mom is probably 50 lbs heavier than her.

Count Zarth
12-26-2004, 09:14 PM
Marry the first one that touches your winkie, that way we never have to read idiotic threads like this one again.

Dude. This thread is on fire.

45 posts in 45 minutes.

Skip Towne
12-26-2004, 09:15 PM
She's 20.
Don't listen to these celibate dickwads, III, they're just jealous cause they can't score. She's a cute chick.

Spott
12-26-2004, 09:16 PM
Don't listen to these celibate dickwads, III, they're just jealous cause they can't score. She's a cute chick.

She only looks good to you cause you're an old fart. ;)

ChiefsFire
12-26-2004, 09:16 PM
Don't listen to these celibate dickwads, III, they're just jealous cause they can't score. She's a cute chick.


so you think that chub is a cutey????

Phobia
12-26-2004, 09:16 PM
Don't listen to these celibate dickwads, III, they're just jealous cause they can't score. She's a cute chick.

True. She's real cute. Would you want to be stuck with that grocery bill?

Spott
12-26-2004, 09:17 PM
True. She's real cute. Would you want to be stuck with that grocery bill?

ROFL

ChiefsFire
12-26-2004, 09:18 PM
True. She's real cute. Would you want to be stuck with that grocery bill?


damn

could u imagine taking her to Red Lobster??

Phobia
12-26-2004, 09:19 PM
damn

could u imagine taking her to Red Lobster??

You'd have to go on a Thursday all you can eat popcorn shrimp night.

Iowanian
12-26-2004, 09:21 PM
Whats funny, is most of the guys that will come in here and make fun of that pic.......are preparing to crawl in bed with a woman the size of both of them.


Don't listen to these guys III...Skips' right......she's not ugly.

I think before you move into full fledged Man-whore-porn-stardome.......you should make sure you can handle 1 of them.

Head on down to the Win-Dixie and hang out by the Little Debbie isle for an afternoon.

Spott
12-26-2004, 09:23 PM
Whats funny, is most of the guys that will come in here and make fun of that pic.......are preparing to crawl in bed with a woman the size of both of them.


Actually, gochiefs's mother is no bigger than her.

ChiefsFire
12-26-2004, 09:23 PM
Whats funny, is most of the guys that will come in here and make fun of that pic.......are preparing to crawl in bed with a woman the size of both of them.


Don't listen to these guys III...Skips' right......she's not ugly.

I think before you move into full fledged Man-whore-porn-stardome.......you should make sure you can handle 1 of them.

Head on down to the Win-Dixie and hang out by the Little Debbie isle for an afternoon.


i will have u know my dog is very petite thank you

royr17
12-26-2004, 09:26 PM
She is cute, i hope shes not kidding about me like all the girls have,

alanm
12-26-2004, 09:29 PM
This thread is destined for greatness when the Day crew gets ahold of it.

Where is KCchiefsman when you need him?


III
Something tells me, that in the end........this is a problem you'll be working out yourselfSee I miss all the great threads when I go out for the evening. I just got home and am now catching up. I totally expect this thread to rocket into the Hall of Classics.:thumb: Leave it to the kid to lob up a softball to play with the rest of tonight and tomorrow. ROFL

Iowanian
12-26-2004, 09:29 PM
I have a friend who is always talking trash about other women....

Myself and a couple of other buddies refer to her as "Debba the Hutt".......Imagine the personality of Den.ise, the Beard of Gochiefs, and the Body of a volkswagon hippy van.........if Volkswagon Hippy vans had a fat roll on the back of their neck that looked like a Canadian on Southpark was talking when she moves her head at all.

Phobia
12-26-2004, 09:30 PM
Dude, seriously. That chick ain't half bad. You should challenge her to a pizza eating contest. If she wins, you should hump. If you win, you should hump.

That's the only way to win.

royr17
12-26-2004, 09:30 PM
damn

could u imagine taking her to Red Lobster??

I'd probably end up doing that and than to a movie.

Spott
12-26-2004, 09:30 PM
Dude, seriously. That chick ain't half bad. You should challenge her to a pizza eating contest. If she wins, you should hump. If you win, you should hump.

That's the only way to win.

If it's a tie, can they just hump the pizza?

royr17
12-26-2004, 09:31 PM
Thanks guys she is a very pretty young woman IMHO.

royr17
12-26-2004, 09:31 PM
Thanks guys she is a very pretty young woman IMHO and to think someone as pretty as that would want me just takes away my heart cause i thought in my life i would never have a very pretty young lady that would want me.

Phobia
12-26-2004, 09:31 PM
I'd probably end up doing that and than to a movie.

Rule #692 of dating:
Don't ever take your girlfriend to a place where she could get popcorn stuck in her mustache.

Iowanian
12-26-2004, 09:31 PM
I think you should take her to Whitecastle and get a box of sliders and go parking in a van, down by the river.



[/clown hat]
Little Buddy........Don't listen to any of these Clowns(self included)..If she's of age, and likes you back, in person.......let nature takes its course....it isn't the Oklahoma land grab in Cooter Holler.

6 Iron
12-26-2004, 09:32 PM
Chiefs Planet rarely disappoints. :thumb:

royr17
12-26-2004, 09:32 PM
Rule #692 of dating:
Don't ever take your girlfriend to a place where she could get popcorn stuck in her mustache.

:harumph:

The Pedestrian
12-26-2004, 09:33 PM
Thanks guys she is a very pretty young woman IMHO and to think someone as pretty as that would want me just takes away my heart cause i thought in my life i would never have a very pretty young lady that would want me.

Is this the one whom you consider the best?

ChiefsFire
12-26-2004, 09:34 PM
hey roy

im just playin with ya...
best of luck with her and her bigboned friend

Spott
12-26-2004, 09:35 PM
Thanks guys she is a very pretty young woman IMHO and to think someone as pretty as that would want me just takes away my heart cause i thought in my life i would never have a very pretty young lady that would want me.

Here's a lesson for you. The better they look, they more evil they really are. If you say stuff like that to a girl/woman, they will walk all over you and not respect you. You should act like you're the one doing her a favor.

royr17
12-26-2004, 09:36 PM
hey roy

im just playin with ya...
best of luck with her and her bigboned friend

Thanks man i really appreciate it. I just hope she's not playing me. And if me and her are dating when the season gets here next year I may bring her to the game with me.

ChiefsFire
12-26-2004, 09:38 PM
Thanks man i really appreciate it. I just hope she's not playing me. And if me and her are dating when the season gets here next year I may bring her to the game with me.



cool


we will all sit in the row behind you and make rude remarks and you can jump up and kick our asses....


definintely score you some hero points..

maybe you can get to second base after the game then

Iowanian
12-26-2004, 09:39 PM
III,

Don't even look at it like that.

1 date at a time.......No expectations past appetisers. No future plans until after desert.

Just have fun, don't come on too hard or desperate and you'll be alot better off. You'd be much, much better off with sincere, Nice Girls.

If it doesn't work out......don't sweat it, just move on like a new box of popcicles.

Phobia
12-26-2004, 09:42 PM
Thanks man i really appreciate it. I just hope she's not playing me. And if me and her are dating when the season gets here next year I may bring her to the game with me.

Dude - one step at a time. Try getting her phone number first. Mizzou5 speaks the truth. Act like you're doing her the favor or you're really screwed. You might also take up a hobby like jogging or something. Seriously. I'm not saying this to be mean, but you've really packed on the meat in the 4 years I've known you. I know some of it is medication, but you can do something to counter it. Chicks dig a muscular guy. Use some of your free time to develop your body. Then it's a lot easier to meet chicks.

The Pedestrian
12-26-2004, 09:42 PM
III,

Don't even look at it like that.

1 date at a time.......No expectations past appetisers. No future plans until after desert.

Just have fun, don't come on too hard or desperate and you'll be alot better off. You'd be much, much better off with sincere, Nice Girls.

If it doesn't work out......don't sweat it, just move on like a new box of popcicles.

"Nice Girls"?....where are these "nice girls"?

Iowanian
12-26-2004, 09:46 PM
Slayer...........There are Nice girls out there.....they're hard to find. I sorted through ALOT of women over the years to find a keeper.

Truth.........Most of the sincerely NICE girls aren't the ones that catch your attention first in a room....in HS, look for the "ugly duckling" that will be hot when she gets a haircut and contacts.

Other than that.......the nice girls that are "hot" are usually the girls that eat guys like you alive, or ignore the average guy for a few years, until the Pricks they chase beat them down enough they lose their tude', or are looking for a daddy for the 2 kids Capt Dickhead isn't paying for......

If a guy looks, you can find a great combination of the desired features of a female that best suits your needs and status.

Your best option is to become the Wingman for some Stud who you can pick up the Crumbs(block the Nice girl he's not Boning).

alanm
12-26-2004, 09:47 PM
The one from paducah has a car? And she's gonna come pick YOU up for a date? Dude, you need to hit that one a couple times for practice and then move in on the fat spears lookalike. If you can wrestle the spoon out of that chick's fingers, you could both make a living traveling the country as a lookalike.Listen to the man Jr. This is wise and sage advice. If the one girl has offered to come pick you up. you're bound to get laid for sure!! :thumb: Just make sure you take some protection with you. If you don't have a rubber, go ask your Dad if you can borrow one. Your Dad's pretty cool. I'm sure he can spare one. :)

Skip Towne
12-26-2004, 09:48 PM
She only looks good to you cause you're an old fart. ;)
Ya think so shit-for-brains?

KCWolfman
12-26-2004, 09:51 PM
Has the mandatory lingerie pillow fight been mentioned yet?

royr17
12-26-2004, 09:56 PM
ok guys i think im gonna go with the one from Paducah, KY which is only a hour and half from me, and I know my way down there.

ChiefsFire
12-26-2004, 09:57 PM
ok guys i think im gonna go with the one from Paducah, KY which is only a hour and half from me, and I know my way down there.

woooooooooooooooooohoooo


poke her in the whiskers

el borracho
12-26-2004, 09:58 PM
Ok guys i have encountered a little problem here, I have 4 girls in my life now fighting over me.

3 in kentucky and 1 in tennessee. All 4 really i mean really do like me. They like everything about me. But I dont know what to do, I mean i really like all 4 of them except for 1.

2 of the girls are from Louisville KY, one is very hot and the other is so so, than theres one from Paducah that is hot, and the one from Tennessee is not so hot.

So I come to you guys for advice again, WTF Do I Do on this Matter ?
*Forget about anyone who lives more than 20 minutes away from you.
*Spend time alone with each.
*Go slowly but with confidence.
*Concentrate on being yourself (as opposed to trying to impress).

Skip Towne
12-26-2004, 10:16 PM
Whats funny, is most of the guys that will come in here and make fun of that pic.......are preparing to crawl in bed with a woman the size of both of them.


Don't listen to these guys III...Skips' right......she's not ugly.

I think before you move into full fledged Man-whore-porn-stardome.......you should make sure you can handle 1 of them.

Head on down to the Win-Dixie and hang out by the Little Debbie isle for an afternoon.
Thank you, thank you very much. Just check the board next Saturday night and all of these monkey spankers will be on here looking for someone more pathetic than they are.

philfree
12-26-2004, 10:18 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.


PhilFree :arrow:

Cochise
12-26-2004, 10:21 PM
Forget them if they don't live close to you.

royr17
12-26-2004, 10:49 PM
This is great, I just had another girl join the list, now its up to 5.

Phobia
12-26-2004, 10:51 PM
This is great, I just had another girl join the list, now its up to 5.

That's just Iowanian. You should kick him off the list, dude.

Count Zarth
12-26-2004, 10:58 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.


PhilFree :arrow:

This post is worthless without reading the first page.

Sure-Oz
12-26-2004, 10:58 PM
Just be confident and be yourself. Just don't come off like its a priviledge to be with her or your ****ed. Goodluck.

Iowanian
12-26-2004, 11:01 PM
Dude.......getting them on your AOL buddy list, doesn't make them your girlfriend.

I say, I say You gotta slow down and smell the rosyPalm, theyah boy.


I found a picture of hAndrea...the latest on the list

Sure-Oz
12-26-2004, 11:06 PM
Dude.......getting them on your AOL buddy list, doesn't make them your girlfriend.

I say, I say You gotta slow down and smell the rosyPalm, theyah boy.
Shit, I should've read the whole thread, I thought he already met them. AOL/Internet chicks?? Slow down dude, wow!! Atleast try to get to know them a bit before you get excited.
Take a taser just incase.

Herzig
12-27-2004, 01:00 AM
This is great, I just had another girl join the list, now its up to 5.

Here's the deal about women sonny. If one wants you or shows interest in you, you will have more than you can shake your "stick" at. If you are dating no one, it's hard to get even one. Feast or famine.

Ari Chi3fs
12-27-2004, 01:01 AM
She is cute, i hope shes not kidding about me like all the girls have,


?

Jenson71
12-27-2004, 01:13 AM
This is great, I just had another girl join the list, now its up to 5.

Settle down, you little pimp, you...

Spicy McHaggis
12-27-2004, 03:26 AM
I haven't read the entire thread but I had my secretary summarize it for me. Whenever I'm in need of romantic advice though, I always call Jose Lima. He does have this annoying habit of calling his wang "The Lima Bean" though.

ROYC75
12-27-2004, 07:17 AM
Ok guys i have encountered a little problem here, I have 4 girls in my life now fighting over me.

3 in Kentucky and 1 in Tennessee. All 4 really - I mean <b>really</b> - do like me. They like <i>everything</i> about me. But I dont know what to do, I mean i really like all 4 of them except for 1.

2 of the girls are from Louisville, KY, one is very hot and the other is so so, than theres one from Paducah that is hot, and the one from Tennessee is not so hot.

So I come to you guys for advice again. WTF Do I Do on this Matter ?


OMG ! Where did I go wrong ? :banghead:

III, I would give you advice and comments but you won't like them. Live and learn ! :shake:

Coach
12-27-2004, 07:23 AM
Here's a lesson for you. The better they look, they more evil they really are. If you say stuff like that to a girl/woman, they will walk all over you and not respect you. You should act like you're the one doing her a favor.

Sad but true. I have seen this numberous of times, and I have also been walked over and not get any respect from those. That's where I got to a point where looks doesn't really become of a big deal like it used to be in HS.

So Royr, my best advice is to at least find the one that you can appreciate, since it shouldn't be a "total" knockout type of a looks, but more of her personality, her character, and most importantly, her heart.

RedNeckRaider
12-27-2004, 07:31 AM
Here's a lesson for you. The better they look, they more evil they really are. If you say stuff like that to a girl/woman, they will walk all over you and not respect you. You should act like you're the one doing her a favor.
No matter how good looking she is, somewhere some guy is sick of her shit.

Skip Towne
12-27-2004, 07:36 AM
Don't listen to any of that BS about personality etc. Go for the one with the biggest boobs.

4th and Long
12-27-2004, 07:42 AM
:eek:

Coach
12-27-2004, 07:51 AM
Damn 4th. ROFL

4th and Long
12-27-2004, 08:00 AM
Damn 4th. ROFL
:shrug: What???? :shrug:






:D

shakesthecat
12-27-2004, 08:13 AM
Nice work, 4th! ROFL ROFL

The Pedestrian
12-27-2004, 09:01 AM
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: ROFL ROFL ROFL

Damn 4th, that is awesome!

Over-Head
12-27-2004, 09:10 AM
Silly boy, pick the one who had you pulling the sheets out of your crack AFTER she was done with ya :dom:

Still kina confused?
Then pick the one who near gave ya a hart attack while screwing ya half to death, :hump:
BUT DID NOT allow her "talk glands" to open up to full throttle and allowed you to drift off to sleep ZZZ

Predarat
12-27-2004, 09:11 AM
Someone with 5 Chicks chasing him ASKING for advice? You should be giving it instead!

ChiTown
12-27-2004, 09:23 AM
You are a young man. Screw them all - as often as possible. Just wear a condom and have fun. You are only young once, lad. Hell, invite 'em all over for a screw-a-thon and see who has the best stamina. For gawd's sakes man, take advantage of this opportunity and ..........................

GET'R DONE!

Iowanian
12-27-2004, 09:32 AM
"wtf do I do on this matter?"

III, In the holiday Haze I failed to give you the most OBVIOUS answer........

2 Chics at the same time.

cookster50
12-27-2004, 09:47 AM
2 Chics at the same time.

Don't stop at 2, take all 5 at the same time. Don't forget to get pictures and to post them here.

Iowanian
12-27-2004, 09:48 AM
Most bedsprings do have a weight limit damark.........and I thought 5 might be asking alot for III's deflowering.

Phobia
12-27-2004, 09:53 AM
OMG ! Where did I go wrong ? :banghead:

III, I would give you advice and comments but you won't like them. Live and learn ! :shake:

Dude, if I were you, I'd just put the kid on ignore. I heard it works in real life, too. For instance, I've NEVER seen GuntherFan at B5, but I understand he shows up there sometimes. Give it a shot.

bricks
12-27-2004, 10:01 AM
royr17,

I think Jessica is kinda cute. Her face is cute, I can't see her body, I assume she's a bit chubby, and can lose about 20lbs. But, she's not that bad looking.
she probably has a nice personality though.

Iowanian
12-27-2004, 10:03 AM
When you and your buddy aren't paying $500 in Buffalo, you can't be so choosy, eh hoser?

Mr. Kotter
12-27-2004, 10:06 AM
I haven't read the whole thread yet, but my advice Roy: whichever one treats you the best....but isn't posessive or "obsessed" with your penis. Don't allow yourself to become a sex object.... :p

Seriously though, whichever one that treats you the best, accepts you for you (not wanna change you), and isn't "jealous."

bricks
12-27-2004, 10:06 AM
III,

Don't even look at it like that.

1 date at a time.......No expectations past appetisers. No future plans until after desert.

Just have fun, don't come on too hard or desperate and you'll be alot better off. You'd be much, much better off with sincere, Nice Girls.

If it doesn't work out......don't sweat it, just move on like a new box of popcicles.

I agree with you completely. I just wanna add that, I don't think royr17 has worries about acting desperate, the guy has five chicks on the go.

bricks
12-27-2004, 10:12 AM
When you and your buddy aren't paying $500 in Buffalo, you can't be so choosy, eh hoser?

Actually he paid me back. I was about to beat the crap out him.

ENDelt260
12-27-2004, 10:46 AM
Thank you, thank you very much. Just check the board next Saturday night and all of these monkey spankers will be on here looking for someone more pathetic than they are.
I plan to be in a San Diego bar looking for someone more pathetic than me, actually.

Bearcat
12-27-2004, 11:09 AM
This is great, I just had another girl join the list, now its up to 5.


:spock:

Dude.......getting them on your AOL buddy list, doesn't make them your girlfriend.


That's what I'm thinking...


So how much have you really talked to these girls before determining they really like everything about you? Most people that are willing to talk to a stranger over IM are going to at least be decent to you, unless you're totally over the edge. I think if I were you, I'd take the advice to slow down before reality hits.

Iowanian
12-27-2004, 11:10 AM
III is definitely no Online Bloodninja

Clint in Wichita
12-27-2004, 11:12 AM
Ok guys i have encountered a little problem here, I have 4 girls in my life now fighting over me.

3 in Kentucky and 1 in Tennessee. All 4 really - I mean <b>really</b> - do like me. They like <i>everything</i> about me. But I dont know what to do, I mean i really like all 4 of them except for 1.

2 of the girls are from Louisville, KY, one is very hot and the other is so so, than theres one from Paducah that is hot, and the one from Tennessee is not so hot.

So I come to you guys for advice again. WTF Do I Do on this Matter ?


By coming here to ask for advice, you have demonstrated that you have no chance with any of them. Give up now.

2bikemike
12-27-2004, 11:28 AM
By coming here to ask for advice, you have demonstrated that you have no chance with any of them. Give up now.

Next thing you know he will be driving around their house and be too afraid to go to the door. And that will just start a whole other thread. ROFL

badgirl
12-27-2004, 11:29 AM
Where do you live? I noticed the towns you mention is close to my hometown. I lived in Bristol TN. My son and his dad lives in Harlan,KY. I therefore say go for the TN girl, she may not be the hottest as you say, but I bet she will be the best at "everything". :thumb: :p

ChiefsFire
12-27-2004, 11:32 AM
Where do you live? I noticed the towns you mention is close to my hometown. I lived in Bristol TN. My son and his dad lives in Harlan,KY. I therefore say go for the TN girl, she may not be the hottest as you say, but I bet she will be the best at "everything". :thumb: :p



everything?? :hmmm:


care to elaborate there bad?

badgirl
12-27-2004, 11:33 AM
everything?? :hmmm:


care to elaborate there bad?
No elaboration needed, I think it speaks for its self. :p

Calcountry
12-27-2004, 11:36 AM
ask gochiefs...

drive around their house spanking it, is his method i believe...
ROFL

Clint in Wichita
12-27-2004, 11:36 AM
Where do you live? I noticed the towns you mention is close to my hometown. I lived in Bristol TN. My son and his dad lives in Harlan,KY. I therefore say go for the TN girl, she may not be the hottest as you say, but I bet she will be the best at "everything". :thumb: :p


Having no front teeth gives her an unfair advantage!

badgirl
12-27-2004, 11:37 AM
ROFL
ROFL ROFL rep.

ChiefsFire
12-27-2004, 11:37 AM
No elaboration needed, I think it speaks for its self. :p


ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

so chicks from tennessee can skin a coon anddddddd change the oil in their 86 Ford F-250

Skip Towne
12-27-2004, 11:37 AM
Where do you live? I noticed the towns you mention is close to my hometown. I lived in Bristol TN. My son and his dad lives in Harlan,KY. I therefore say go for the TN girl, she may not be the hottest as you say, but I bet she will be the best at "everything". :thumb: :p
...but she's prolly your cousin.

Calcountry
12-27-2004, 11:38 AM
i got a pic of alexis if anybody wants to see it.
This thread is useless without pics

2bikemike
12-27-2004, 11:38 AM
Where do you live? I noticed the towns you mention is close to my hometown. I lived in Bristol TN. My son and his dad lives in Harlan,KY. I therefore say go for the TN girl, she may not be the hottest as you say, but I bet she will be the best at "everything". :thumb: :p

So basically you say Tennessee girls are "Nasty Girls"?

badgirl
12-27-2004, 11:38 AM
Having no front teeth gives her an unfair advantage!
well she's not from Missouri so she should have all her teeth, You know Missouri invented the tooth brush, otherwise it would have been called a "teeth"brush. ROFL

badgirl
12-27-2004, 11:39 AM
So basically you say Tennessee girls are "Nasty Girls"?Damn Straight, in the best kinda way. :)

Clint in Wichita
12-27-2004, 11:40 AM
So basically you say Tennessee girls are "Nasty Girls"?


It's not that they're nasty...they just get a big head start over girls from most other parts of the country.

badgirl
12-27-2004, 11:41 AM
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

so chicks from tennessee can skin a coon anddddddd change the oil in their 86 Ford F-250
hey I can change my own oil, I don't know about coons though I never had one. :)

gblowfish
12-27-2004, 11:45 AM
I'd go with which prison has the most liberal policy on conjugal visits.

Seriously Dude...asking the CP Nation for love advice is just not a good idea.

Iowanian
12-27-2004, 01:40 PM
Damn Straight, in the best kinda way. :)


Note to self: Tenn Gals take have no stink star issues.

ENDelt260
12-27-2004, 02:04 PM
Note to self: Tenn Gals take have no stink star issues.
Indeed. Their daddies break 'em of that at 12.

ILChief
12-27-2004, 02:06 PM
...

royr17
12-27-2004, 03:07 PM
?

Ok Ali, I have always had girls come up to me and tell me that they like me and would want to date me, but when i talk to them the next time they have found them someone.

So I finally realized they played me, so thats what I was meaning I hope she doesnt do the same thing to me that all the other girls have.

royr17
12-27-2004, 03:09 PM
Settle down, you little pimp, you...

Yea thats the way it's lookin now, i have a friend on the computer and I told him about all these girls that like me and he called me a playa.

So, really I have alot to decide over. Plus the one from Louisville that you havent seen a picture or not the other one just bought me a PS2 for christmas and is shipping it to me and a few days.

royr17
12-27-2004, 03:11 PM
:eek:

Dude that was wrong, just flat out wrong. 4321

Iowanian
12-27-2004, 03:13 PM
If you've conned Chics on the net, into shipping you $200 video game systems...........I take back everything I've said.

I'm hitting you up for adice on where to go online, and how to work those ho's.

Rausch
12-27-2004, 03:14 PM
So, really I have alot to decide over. Plus the one from Louisville that you havent seen a picture or not the other one just bought me a PS2 for christmas and is shipping it to me and a few days.

If you've got women buying you $3it you don't need my help. And I sure as hell wouldn't take any advice from a bunch of puter/net-nerds.

royr17
12-27-2004, 03:14 PM
royr17,

I think Jessica is kinda cute. Her face is cute, I can't see her body, I assume she's a bit chubby, and can lose about 20lbs. But, she's not that bad looking.
she probably has a nice personality though.

She does bricks, and when i posted the pic i made a mistake its not Jessica it Alexis.

See I have a girl that likes me named Alexis, 2 Jessicas, 1 Stephanie, and 1 Britney.

Iowanian
12-27-2004, 03:15 PM
True Raush..........Getting advice from guys on the internet on saturday night, instead of out bangin' a chic, probably isn't the brightest idea.

III has a suga mama on the line. Pimp slappin' them for his %30.

royr17
12-27-2004, 03:16 PM
I haven't read the whole thread yet, but my advice Roy: whichever one treats you the best....but isn't posessive or "obsessed" with your penis. Don't allow yourself to become a sex object.... :p

Seriously though, whichever one that treats you the best, accepts you for you (not wanna change you), and isn't "jealous."

I agree with you there and im gonna go with the girl that treats me the best and accepts me for who i am and not making me change. There is one thing in life that can be deceiving in that is looks.

royr17
12-27-2004, 03:18 PM
Where do you live? I noticed the towns you mention is close to my hometown. I lived in Bristol TN. My son and his dad lives in Harlan,KY. I therefore say go for the TN girl, she may not be the hottest as you say, but I bet she will be the best at "everything". :thumb: :p

I like in Greenville KY and I am 2 hours from Nashville.

chiefs4me
12-27-2004, 04:05 PM
If you've conned Chics on the net, into shipping you $200 video game systems...........I take back everything I've said.

I'm hitting you up for adice on where to go online, and how to work those ho's.


ROFL when u find out let me know.;)

Logical
12-27-2004, 04:07 PM
This is great, I just had another girl join the list, now its up to 5.

If you have not met them in person you have no list. You need to start actually meeting women in your local area. Good luck III

Phobia
12-27-2004, 04:13 PM
Plus the word choice "fighting over me" seems a bit off. They're not fighting over you, Roy. They're investigating you to see if you're the type of guy they'd like to hang out with. Or, they're a couple of old dudes messing with your head. When you meet a girl in the conventional sense, let me know and I'll be happy to share some of my practical advice. Until then, you get both barrels full of sarcasm.

chiefs4me
12-27-2004, 04:20 PM
are we grumpy today ;)

ChiefsFire
12-27-2004, 04:24 PM
Plus the word choice "fighting over me" seems a bit off. They're not fighting over you, Roy. They're investigating you to see if you're the type of guy they'd like to hang out with. Or, they're a couple of old dudes messing with your head. When you meet a girl in the conventional sense, let me know and I'll be happy to share some of my practical advice. Until then, you get both barrels full of sarcasm.


wrong time of the month there Phob???

Skip Towne
12-27-2004, 04:29 PM
Plus the word choice "fighting over me" seems a bit off. They're not fighting over you, Roy. They're investigating you to see if you're the type of guy they'd like to hang out with. Or, they're a couple of old dudes messing with your head. When you meet a girl in the conventional sense, let me know and I'll be happy to share some of my practical advice. Until then, you get both barrels full of sarcasm.
Yeah, well, you gave GoChiefs several threads full of advice and look at him. JUST LOOK AT HIM !!!!!

Phobia
12-27-2004, 05:09 PM
I'm not grumpy at all. I'm just setting the realism bar for my buddy, Roy. If he's gonna find a woman, he needs to be realistic about it. Having 5 women on the internet willing to chat with you doesn't mean anything. By those standards, I have 2 dozen women "fighting over me" right here on ChiefsPlanet. If I asked, I'm guessing at least half of them would even send a picture. If I painted a pathetic enough picture, I'm guessing an extremely generous young lady would even buy me a video game console. I dunno.

I'm suggesting the guy to discard 1 hour of his internet time each day and devote it to improving his body through running, biking, or some other strenuous activity that doesn't involve his fist and pecker. He's an adult now. I've known him on a personal level since he was 15. If his friends can't give him this kind of advice, who will?

Roy, you might find a young lady on the internet and you might not. I admire your determination. That's a helluva lot more than I can say for gochiefs. He's had at least one woman there for the taking and pussed out. I'd advise you to check out a personal fitness website and find somebody willing to help you sculpt your body. You're competing with guys your age and older for women your age. The girls your age have a large selection of men available to them. You need to give them the best package available, just like you would like to receive the best package you can gain. Not only that, but improving your health will be important for the long haul.

Phobia
12-27-2004, 05:10 PM
Yeah, well, you gave GoChiefs several threads full of advice and look at him. JUST LOOK AT HIM !!!!!

I did. But, I'm not wasting my time like that again. What a major disappointment.

badgirl
12-27-2004, 05:27 PM
Where they real live girls or chicks you've been chatting with on the internet?
http://www.nh4.com.cy/images/lumberjack.jpg
Who is the sweaty guy in the pic? It looks just like my step dad :hmmm:

Iowanian
12-27-2004, 05:27 PM
Phildo Goes Deeeeeeeeeeeeep

http://www.google.com/search?q=How%20To%20Score%20with%20women&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=iw

http://www.fastseduction.com/alpha/002-EightCharacteristics-BestChanceToScoreWithWomen.shtml
http://www.seductionscience.com/seduction/score-with-women-46.htm
http://www.seductionscience.com/

From now on........I think this is my response to these "how do I" threads...

Phobia
12-27-2004, 05:31 PM
Who is the sweaty guy in the pic? It looks just like my step dad :hmmm:

I dunno. I searched on "lumberjack". He was the first acceptable non-cartoon lumberjack on google.

royr17
12-27-2004, 05:33 PM
I'm not grumpy at all. I'm just setting the realism bar for my buddy, Roy. If he's gonna find a woman, he needs to be realistic about it. Having 5 women on the internet willing to chat with you doesn't mean anything. By those standards, I have 2 dozen women "fighting over me" right here on ChiefsPlanet. If I asked, I'm guessing at least half of them would even send a picture. If I painted a pathetic enough picture, I'm guessing an extremely generous young lady would even buy me a video game console. I dunno.

I'm suggesting the guy to discard 1 hour of his internet time each day and devote it to improving his body through running, biking, or some other strenuous activity that doesn't involve his fist and pecker. He's an adult now. I've known him on a personal level since he was 15. If his friends can't give him this kind of advice, who will?

Roy, you might find a young lady on the internet and you might not. I admire your determination. That's a helluva lot more than I can say for gochiefs. He's had at least one woman there for the taking and pussed out. I'd advise you to check out a personal fitness website and find somebody willing to help you sculpt your body. You're competing with guys your age and older for women your age. The girls your age have a large selection of men available to them. You need to give them the best package available, just like you would like to receive the best package you can gain. Not only that, but improving your health will be important for the long haul.

Gochiefs says he has better things in his life than woman, hmm i wonder what that could be MR. MEETPEAKER.

Phobia
12-27-2004, 05:37 PM
Gochiefs says he has better things in his life than woman, hmm i wonder what that could be MR. MEETPEAKER.

This is your response to my well thought out and sincere post? Let's not deflect on gochiefs here. Let's talk about helping you find a woman. That's what this thread is about, right?

Iowanian
12-27-2004, 05:37 PM
Yeah, well, you gave GoChiefs several threads full of advice and look at him. JUST LOOK AT HIM !!!!!

Skip Scores all the time

Thig Lyfe
12-27-2004, 05:46 PM
Ok guys i have encountered a little problem here, I have 4 girls in my life now fighting over me.

3 in Kentucky and 1 in Tennessee. All 4 really - I mean <b>really</b> - do like me. They like <i>everything</i> about me. But I dont know what to do, I mean i really like all 4 of them except for 1.

2 of the girls are from Louisville, KY, one is very hot and the other is so so, than theres one from Paducah that is hot, and the one from Tennessee is not so hot.

So I come to you guys for advice again. WTF Do I Do on this Matter ?

damn, playa! you gotta get all up in dat shit, man! sound like you got some fine lookin women in yo greezy. dude, do 4 at 1 time and then hold a rose ceremony, bizzatch!

bricks
12-27-2004, 05:54 PM
Hey royr17,

do you ever wear axe bodyspray? If you don't, I'd recommend it. A few women have told me they love axe. So if you go on dates with these girls, you need something to make yourself look good, smell good, axe is always an option. It may make them attracted to you like magnets, you never know. that's always a good thing isn't it?

ChiefsFire
12-27-2004, 05:55 PM
Hey royr17,

do you ever wear axe bodyspray? If you don't, I'd recommend it. A few women have told me they love axe. So if you go on dates with these girls, you need something to make yourself look good, smell good, axe is always an option. It may make them attracted to you like magnets, you never know. that's always a good thing isn't it?



soap works the same way and its cheaper :thumb:

royr17
12-27-2004, 05:59 PM
This is your response to my well thought out and sincere post? Let's not deflect on gochiefs here. Let's talk about helping you find a woman. That's what this thread is about, right?

Yes, it is.

Iowanian
12-27-2004, 06:10 PM
I know what it will be like if Gochiefs ever does get laid.......let Iowanian set the mood for you all

Iowanian
12-27-2004, 06:11 PM
Hell..........Gaz still scores with his own engineer'd marital aid

ChiefsFire
12-27-2004, 06:11 PM
I know what it will be like if Gochiefs ever does get laid.......let Iowanian set the mood for you all



i did a carnie chick once..

the bearded lady...

ummmmmm i think it was
the beardedlady...

Iowanian
12-27-2004, 06:12 PM
what in the Heln were you thinking, man?!

royr17
12-27-2004, 06:22 PM
Hell..........Gaz still scores with his own engineer'd marital aid
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=35820&stc=1

Ok I didnt see that, I know i just did not see that. Did I see that ? :shake: :rolleyes:

Phobia
12-27-2004, 06:23 PM
what in the Heln were you thinking, man?!

Brutal.

ChiefsFire
12-27-2004, 06:26 PM
Ok I didnt see that, I know i just did not see that. Did I see that ? :shake: :rolleyes:


yeah ummmm

those are called breasts..
be gentle with them

NO PURPLENURPLES...at least not on the first date

royr17
12-27-2004, 06:48 PM
yeah ummmm

those are called breasts..
be gentle with them

NO PURPLENURPLES...at least not on the first date

I know I was kidding about it man.

Frazod
12-27-2004, 07:23 PM
I'll assume someone else has already said this, but my advice is going for the one with the biggest tits. :thumb:

ChiefsFire
12-27-2004, 07:25 PM
I'll assume someone else has already said this, but my advice is going for the one with the biggest tits. :thumb:


heyyyyyyyy

good call :drool:

CosmicPal
12-27-2004, 07:27 PM
1. Where did you meet these girls?

If you met them online- forget about it. Go out and meet someone in person- you'll establish a deeper relationship that way.

2. You don't need 4 chicks- particularly when the nearest one is an hour and half away...WTF, don't you have any gals in your own neighborhood?

Trust me on this- I have a history of dating multiple women at the same time. I don't do it anymore for the last time, in 2000, I was dating two gals of whom I both considered marriage material. A year later- they both found out. I was living with one at the time and she rightfully kicked me out. Needless to say, I was devastated. I didn't date two gals out of "coolness" I did it because I was insecure enough to believe one of them would dump me and I would have the other to fall back upon. It's stupid.

That was the only event- it all started back in high school when I dated 4 girls myself- all from different Shawnee Mission high schools- well, dumbazz here goes to a party- and wouldn't you know it- they all show up. Needless to say- I was the highlight of the party that night. I should have learned my lesson then, but my own insecurities keep me from dating a single gal.

You need to make the conscious decision to find the one person you want out of the group- and simply go for it. The ability to accept responsibility, is the measure of man.

KS Smitty
12-27-2004, 08:40 PM
Follow your heart...
and NOTHING else.

At least til you get it whittled down. It's not which one likes you best but which one do you like to BE with most. IMHO.

The Pedestrian
12-27-2004, 09:07 PM
Follow your heart...
and NOTHING else.

At least til you get it whittled down. It's not which one likes you best but which one do you like to BE with most. IMHO.

Good advice, but easier said than done. Remember, following one's heart is often confused with following one's hormones.

KS Smitty
12-27-2004, 09:18 PM
Good advice, but easier said than done. Remember, following one's heart is often confused with following one's hormones.

If the only reason ya wanna boink her is because she has big titties, a nice ass or purty lips then it's not your heart. :thumb:

Rausch
12-27-2004, 09:58 PM
what in the Heln were you thinking, man?! ROFL

http://www.pgc.sk/pgktn.files/Tiger%20Woods.jpg

Frazod
12-27-2004, 10:33 PM
Here's a piece of advice from a married guy who knows the score.

If any of these four actually ENJOYS giving blowjobs, stick with her. Because if you marry one who doesn't, good look ever getting another one (or at least a decent one) after you've said I DO. :#

2bikemike
12-27-2004, 10:38 PM
Here's a piece of advice from a married guy who knows the score.

If any of these four actually ENJOYS giving blowjobs, stick with her. Because if you marry one who doesn't, good look ever getting another one (or at least a decent one) after you've said I DO. :#

Damn Fraz thats too bad. Maybe you should get your wife Dr. Lauras new book "The Proper Care and Feeding of a Husband"

Rain Man
12-27-2004, 10:52 PM
I presume that you've already received this advice, but this is a perfect example of an issue that can be solved with a videotaped game of naked twister.

ChiefsFire
12-27-2004, 10:54 PM
I presume that you've already received this advice, but this is a perfect example of an issue that can be solved with a videotaped game of naked twister.


i was thinking of a game of fully clothed upwords....but whatever tickles ur pickle

Phobia
12-27-2004, 10:56 PM
I presume that you've already received this advice, but this is a perfect example of an issue that can be solved with a videotaped game of naked twister.

You may wish to clarify this for Roy or you may end up in receipt of the family portrait they have hanging over the mantel.

http://www.enjoy-mp3.co.uk/images/products/large/B-589.jpg

ChiefsFire
12-27-2004, 10:58 PM
You may wish to clarify this for Roy or you may end up in receipt of the family portrait they have hanging over the mantel.

http://www.enjoy-mp3.co.uk/images/products/large/B-589.jpg
aaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhh

the one on the right is Psi and his skidmark undies

2bikemike
12-27-2004, 11:01 PM
You may wish to clarify this for Roy or you may end up in receipt of the family portrait they have hanging over the mantel.

http://www.enjoy-mp3.co.uk/images/products/large/B-589.jpg

You sure thats not the gals that are vying for young Roys attention? Winner takes all!

Over-Head
12-28-2004, 07:52 AM
That twister pic IS JUST WRONG!! :shake:

Skip Towne
12-28-2004, 08:06 AM
That twister pic IS JUST WRONG!! :shake:
Yes, yes it is.

beavis
12-28-2004, 10:40 AM
what in the Heln were you thinking, man?!
That ain't right.

beavis
12-28-2004, 10:40 AM
Yes, yes it is.
That's one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.

badgirl
12-28-2004, 10:41 AM
aaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhh

the one on the right is Psi and his skidmark undies
ROFL ROFL rep

Earthling
12-28-2004, 11:38 AM
W/O reading all the other posts, my advise would be for you to marry the one girl out of the four that you don't like real well. You'll be years ahead in your marraige right off the start.

stumppy
12-28-2004, 11:44 AM
W/O reading all the other posts, my advise would be for you to marry the one girl out of the four that you don't like real well. You'll be years ahead in your marraige right off the start.

Or better yet just buy her a house then never talk to her again.
Start to finish all in one move.

badgirl
12-28-2004, 11:46 AM
Or better yet just buy her a house then never talk to her again.
Start to finish all in one move.
Better yet, buy her a house and then move out. she gets the best of both worlds ROFL

royr17
01-02-2005, 06:06 PM
I have very good news guys, im going on a date come this coming Saturday with a girl named Stephanie and the awesome thing too is that she has a tongue ring. OH YEA !!!

ck_IN
01-02-2005, 06:09 PM
Ah yes nothing says class in a woman like piercings. When I see a woman with a tongue piercing I always have to wonder where that mouth has been. Then I quickly thank God for my wife.

Iowanian
01-02-2005, 06:10 PM
Thats great III.

You'd better bring along a wetnap in case your little dude pukes on your curlys if she touches your hand.

Baby steps.........You're still a little ways off from hearing bad disco music in the background as you knock on her the door at her house to fix the plumbing of her and her bi-curious cousin.

ROYC75
01-02-2005, 06:14 PM
I have very good news guys, im going on a date come this coming Saturday with a girl named Stephanie and the awesome thing too is that she has a tongue ring. OH YEA !!!

Nothing to get excited about ! :shake:

royr17
01-02-2005, 06:16 PM
I would say why its a good reason to get excited about but i cant ... :)

Iowanian
01-02-2005, 06:16 PM
III,

Just out of curiosity.......why is it exciting if a girl has a tongue ring?

Is it the Clicking when she talks that turns you on, or the her slurred speech like she's had a stroke?

ChiTown
01-02-2005, 06:26 PM
III,

Just out of curiosity.......why is it exciting if a girl has a tongue ring?

Is it the Clicking when she talks that turns you on, or the her slurred speech like she's had a stroke?

I'd guess he's excited about the prospect of how it's going to feel when she's running that bead across his helmet. Just a hunch........

ROYC75
01-02-2005, 06:27 PM
I would say why its a good reason to get excited about but i cant ... :)

OK, go for it, just remember this , experence is the best teacher ! ROFL

Iowanian
01-02-2005, 06:41 PM
yeah Chi........III really makes me think of a "stuff the meatcicle into her uvula on the first date"kinda guy to me......


This close to the holiday season, I can't help but think of Ralphie and remind III not to shoot her eye out.

ChiTown
01-02-2005, 06:43 PM
yeah Chi........III really makes me think of a "stuff the meatcicle into her uvula on the first date"kinda guy to me......


This close to the holiday season, I can't help but think of Ralphie and remind III not to shoot her eye out.

ROFL LMMFAO ROFL

Iowanian
01-02-2005, 06:49 PM
III takes Steph down to the YMCA for a predate dip in the ho'tub.

royr17
01-02-2005, 07:43 PM
I'd guess he's excited about the prospect of how it's going to feel when she's running that bead across his helmet. Just a hunch........

Hmm, you never know you may just be right. But me and her are going out on our 1st date Saturday and I cant wait and wish that Saturday would get here quicker then any other day.

The Pedestrian
01-02-2005, 08:49 PM
III,

Just out of curiosity.......why is it exciting if a girl has a tongue ring?

Is it the Clicking when she talks that turns you on, or the her slurred speech like she's had a stroke?

Maybe she's made the ring's gauge so big that someone can stick their tongue through the hole when she takes it out.

royr17
01-02-2005, 09:33 PM
Mods PLZ delete the pic of my girl that someone has quoted on here on the planet, i felt bad about posting it, and i want to get if off of here.

royr17
01-02-2005, 10:16 PM
Thanks ChiTown for deleting. Wheres Slayer at ? I hope we could get him to delete too.

Cochise
01-02-2005, 10:20 PM
... the awesome thing too is that she has a tongue ring.

overrated.

Rausch
01-02-2005, 10:23 PM
overrated.

Not if she eats Ice first...YOWZA... :)

royr17
01-02-2005, 10:39 PM
Mods delete the other quote plz by Slayer ...

Valiant
01-02-2005, 11:51 PM
Mods delete the other quote plz by Slayer ...


looks like taco with long hair..

Count Zarth
01-02-2005, 11:52 PM
At least III's standards aren't too high.

Hitch your wagon to a leaf, Roy.

royr17
01-02-2005, 11:57 PM
Goatcheese you expect me to take advice from a guy that would rather watch football then get laid ?

Count Zarth
01-02-2005, 11:57 PM
Goatcheese you expect me to take advice from a guy that would rather watch football then get laid ?

I'm not offering any advice...go get her, slugger!

royr17
01-02-2005, 11:57 PM
Man you are gonna die a virgin and i hate to feel sorry for you but i do cause your never gonna get anyone if you dont quit worshipping the chiefs so much.

Damn man.

royr17
01-03-2005, 12:00 AM
I plan on doing that, and thats exactly why im not wasting any time on meeting her, thank god the jayhawks dont play saturday cause i'd just have to miss that game cause im not gonna miss meeting her.

Count Zarth
01-03-2005, 12:04 AM
I plan on doing that, and thats exactly why im not wasting any time on meeting her, thank god the jayhawks dont play saturday cause i'd just have to miss that game cause im not gonna miss meeting her.

Motoring
What's your price for flight
You've got him in your sight
And driving thru the night
Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight

Count Zarth
01-03-2005, 12:06 AM
Man you are gonna die a virgin

Virgins automatically get into heaven and become Class A-1 Angels. All the naughty Chiefsplaneteers are gonna get some serious payback when I get my wings.

Fairplay
01-03-2005, 12:32 AM
Virgins automatically get into heaven and become Class A-1 Angels. All the naughty Chiefsplaneteers are gonna get some serious payback when I get my wings.




The scripture according to Goatcheese.

Fairplay
01-03-2005, 12:33 AM
Mods delete the other quote plz by Slayer ...




ok.

Count Zarth
01-03-2005, 12:35 AM
The scripture according to Goatcheese.

And I shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to moderate, and ban my accounts. And you shall know my name is GOCHIEFS, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

Fairplay
01-03-2005, 12:35 AM
Hey royr17,

do you ever wear axe bodyspray? If you don't, I'd recommend it. A few women have told me they love axe. So if you go on dates with these girls, you need something to make yourself look good, smell good, axe is always an option. It may make them attracted to you like magnets, you never know. that's always a good thing isn't it?



Nothing like over doing ANY cologne to make you smell overwhelming.

Fairplay
01-03-2005, 12:36 AM
And I shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to moderate, and ban my accounts. And you shall know my name is GOCHIEFS, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!



That would make me make you a moderator if i were in charge.

Fairplay
01-03-2005, 12:42 AM
I have very good news guys, im going on a date come this coming Saturday with a girl named Stephanie and the awesome thing too is that she has a tongue ring. OH YEA !!!



Don't be staring at her tongue ring through the date like a noob. Tell her that tongue rings aren't all they are cracked up to be. That will make her live up to your expectations if things work out. :thumb:

Fairplay
01-03-2005, 12:45 AM
arent you the dude asking how to **** a chick a few months back?




The one and the same.

Fairplay
01-03-2005, 12:46 AM
Slayer, you need to check out the reputation thread. Gochiefs has a challenge for you. I got a twelver on you, so you better not disappoint.




Ummmm, whats the challange?

Fairplay
01-03-2005, 12:47 AM
I mean 2 are named Jessica, 1 is Alexis, and 1 more is Stephanie.




Date the two named Jessica, at least you won't screw up calling them the wrong name.

Fairplay
01-03-2005, 12:50 AM
Dude - one step at a time. Try getting her phone number first. Mizzou5 speaks the truth. Act like you're doing her the favor or you're really screwed. You might also take up a hobby like jogging or something. Seriously. I'm not saying this to be mean, but you've really packed on the meat in the 4 years I've known you. I know some of it is medication, but you can do something to counter it. Chicks dig a muscular guy. Use some of your free time to develop your body. Then it's a lot easier to meet chicks.




Yeah, work out your body instead of your fingers on this forum dude!

Fairplay
01-03-2005, 12:50 AM
This is great, I just had another girl join the list, now its up to 5.




You're a stud.

Fairplay
01-03-2005, 12:53 AM
So Royr, my best advice is to at least find the one that you can appreciate, since it shouldn't be a "total" knockout type of a looks, but more of her personality, her character, and most importantly, her heart.





She's got a nice personality types. :shake:

Fairplay
01-03-2005, 12:56 AM
Where do you live? I noticed the towns you mention is close to my hometown. I lived in Bristol TN. My son and his dad lives in Harlan,KY. I therefore say go for the TN girl, she may not be the hottest as you say, but I bet she will be the best at "everything". :thumb: :p




She can give you a "gummy" like a pro.

Fairplay
01-03-2005, 01:00 AM
If you have not met them in person you have no list. You need to start actually meeting women in your local area. Good luck III




Anotherwards, don't count your chicken's (chicks) until they hatch. (meet them).

The Pedestrian
01-03-2005, 11:03 AM
She's got a nice personality types. :shake:

There are some incredibly gorgeous girls with good personalities out there...unfortunately, it seems that III isn't choosing them.

The Pedestrian
01-03-2005, 11:04 AM
Thanks ChiTown for deleting. Wheres Slayer at ? I hope we could get him to delete too.

There ya go...sorry about not deleting it sooner, but I had signed off for the night by then.

Oh, and III, the ONLY time you should even think of going out with a girl you met on the internet is when a good friend of yours was the one who introduced you and she's a local....and even that can cause some screwed up problems.

Iowanian
01-03-2005, 11:08 AM
how many dates have you been on Slayer?

I'm not bashing, but you're not exactly casanova last time I heard your lovelife trials.......

Predarat
01-03-2005, 11:17 AM
We never found out how royr17s date with the 23 year old went.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=96048&page=25&pp=15

The Pedestrian
01-03-2005, 12:13 PM
how many dates have you been on Slayer?

I'm not bashing, but you're not exactly casanova last time I heard your lovelife trials.......

About 5, then there were a couple times that couldn't really be called "dates"...

ndbbm
01-03-2005, 12:34 PM
This is the best thread i've wandered into since my valiant return. ROFL

ChiTown
01-03-2005, 12:45 PM
Anotherwards, don't count your chicken's (chicks) until they hatch. (meet them).

Anotherwards?

Where's my dictionary................

Bearcat
01-03-2005, 01:15 PM
how many dates have you been on Slayer?

I'm not bashing, but you're not exactly casanova last time I heard your lovelife trials.......


Oh, he's had a few ladies circle "maybe".

Ebolapox
01-03-2005, 01:23 PM
...thank god the jayhawks dont play saturday cause i'd just have to miss that game cause im not gonna miss meeting her.

well, when you're done playing with your g.i. joes, maybe you'll get laid--until then, go massage yourself to the gayhawks til' your heart's content

-EB-

royr17
01-03-2005, 04:04 PM
Thank You Slayer, I really appreciate it. :thumb:

Count Zarth
01-03-2005, 11:21 PM
Plus the one from Louisville that you havent seen a picture or not the other one just bought me a PS2 for christmas and is shipping it to me and a few days.

Wow Roy, what happened with this? Did you break the one she got you?