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Skip Towne
12-27-2004, 04:00 PM
Does anybody's post count make a good poker hand? I have 4 deuces, soon to be 5.

ENDelt260
12-27-2004, 04:01 PM
Haven't we played this before?

Thig Lyfe
12-27-2004, 04:03 PM
Haven't we played this before?

And then the thread died.

Cntrygal
12-27-2004, 04:04 PM
Does anybody's post count make a good poker hand? I have 4 deuces, soon to be 5.


no. :(

Skip Towne
12-27-2004, 04:05 PM
Haven't we played this before?
I only want to play when I'm winning.

Thig Lyfe
12-27-2004, 04:05 PM
I only want to play when I'm winning.

You're down to a three of a kind.

Pants
12-27-2004, 04:06 PM
Ones are Aces, right?

Skip Towne
12-27-2004, 04:10 PM
You're down to a three of a kind.
Only temporarily.

chiefs4me
12-27-2004, 04:38 PM
i don't even have a full hand :(

cmh6476
12-27-2004, 04:42 PM
i have to see what i got!

cmh6476
12-27-2004, 04:42 PM
not much!@ :(

Predarat
12-27-2004, 04:54 PM
pair of 8's. Im in the money now!

4th and Long
12-27-2004, 05:12 PM
I'm currently sporting a straight.
Let the penis jokes begin

Herzig
12-27-2004, 05:29 PM
Blow me.

Ari Chi3fs
12-27-2004, 05:51 PM
and ...

KcMizzou
12-27-2004, 05:55 PM
I've got a...

KcMizzou
12-27-2004, 05:58 PM
full house

4th and Long
12-27-2004, 06:14 PM
I've got a...
Lovely bunch of coconuts?
full house
Oh. Well damnit, you bastard! :cuss:

:p

Skip Towne
12-27-2004, 06:18 PM
Annnd Brandon takes the lead with a full house.

Thig Lyfe
12-27-2004, 06:42 PM
i fold.

Skip Towne
12-27-2004, 07:01 PM
We have a new leader....Skip Towne has four deuces.

Skip Towne
12-27-2004, 07:33 PM
YESSS!!!!!!! A new all time leader. Skip Towne now has FIVE, count 'em, FIVE deuces. That record should stand for awhile sports fans!!!!!!!!!!

morphius
12-27-2004, 08:07 PM
YESSS!!!!!!! A new all time leader. Skip Towne now has FIVE, count 'em, FIVE deuces. That record should stand for awhile sports fans!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, obviously someone is cheating. Get a rope.

4th and Long
12-27-2004, 08:10 PM
http://www.richard.clark32.btinternet.co.uk/noose.jpg

:D

chiefs4me
12-27-2004, 08:24 PM
YESSS!!!!!!! A new all time leader. Skip Towne now has FIVE, count 'em, FIVE deuces. That record should stand for awhile sports fans!!!!!!!!!!



I only see 4 ROFL

Skip Towne
12-27-2004, 08:53 PM
I only see 4 ROFL
If you had looked at the right time you would have seen 22,222 which would be 5. Now if you want to count the COMMA, that would be 6.

Bowser
12-27-2004, 08:56 PM
If you had looked at the right time you would have seen 22,222 which would be 5. Now if you want to count the COMMA, that would be 6.

Let's see here....

Bowser
12-27-2004, 08:58 PM
Let's see here....

I call 4's, 3's, 8's, and 6's as wild.

Four aces! Pay up, bitches!

chiefs4me
12-27-2004, 10:17 PM
pretty soon I am gonna have 3 nine's

Braincase
12-27-2004, 10:41 PM
I fold.

Skip Towne
12-27-2004, 10:48 PM
pretty soon I am gonna have 3 nine's
That should get you the lead. I'm down to 3 deuces

Count Alex's Wins
12-28-2004, 12:00 AM
I fold too.

David.
12-28-2004, 12:47 AM
I have....

David.
12-28-2004, 12:48 AM
I have....

3 5's.....and a 4.

David.
12-28-2004, 12:48 AM
ooh I'll have 4 5's soon

David.
12-28-2004, 12:48 AM
any

David.
12-28-2004, 12:49 AM
time

David.
12-28-2004, 12:49 AM
now

David.
12-28-2004, 12:50 AM
I need a mod to get rid of the 15 second time limit for me :gasface:

David.
12-28-2004, 12:51 AM
3 fives, ace high. I quit this damn game

Skip Towne
12-28-2004, 07:41 AM
3 fives, ace high. I quit this damn game
You can't quit while you are winning. I'll have 4 deuces again soon.

Over-Head
12-28-2004, 08:48 AM
I got 2 Ace's,,,,FOLD :shake:

chiefs4me
12-28-2004, 10:32 AM
let's see if i can take the lead

chiefs4me
12-28-2004, 10:32 AM
nope not yet

chiefs4me
12-28-2004, 10:33 AM
try again,ha ha

chiefs4me
12-28-2004, 10:36 AM
just trying to keep your thread going for you skip

chiefs4me
12-28-2004, 10:56 AM
I HAVE 3 NINE'S,,who is gonna beat me?

cadmonkey
12-28-2004, 11:09 AM
The best I can do is a pair of 6's with a 9 kicker

Skip Towne
12-28-2004, 11:42 AM
My 4 deuces catapult me back into the lead.

Rain Man
12-28-2004, 11:53 AM
I got nothing.

Skip Towne
12-28-2004, 11:57 AM
I got nothing.
When you reach 26,435 you will have a nice straight.

David.
12-28-2004, 02:14 PM
4 5's. I win this game. WIN IT.

chiefs4me
12-28-2004, 03:57 PM
well now I have 2 pairs PBJ

Skip Towne
12-28-2004, 05:10 PM
well now I have 2 pairs PBJ
I'm closing in on a full house.

2bikemike
12-28-2004, 05:11 PM
I don't know what I have. Lets see.

2bikemike
12-28-2004, 05:12 PM
Nope I got nothin!

ENDelt260
12-28-2004, 05:14 PM
I think I might have better luck with the serial numbers on the bills in my wallet...

Lesse...

I've got a full boat, 8's and 7's, on one of 'em. Good enough for me.

JimNasium
12-28-2004, 05:14 PM
WTF is going on here?

ENDelt260
12-28-2004, 05:15 PM
WTF is going on here?
You've got a pair of fours.

JimNasium
12-28-2004, 05:19 PM
You've got a pair of fours.
Yeah, but where's my fifth card? Dammit Carl! :cuss:

2bikemike
12-28-2004, 05:30 PM
What the hell is a 0 counted as.

ExtremeChief
12-28-2004, 05:59 PM
I'm out

Skip Towne
12-28-2004, 06:02 PM
What the hell is a 0 counted as.
I'm not sure. What do they count as in liar's poker?

chiefs4me
12-28-2004, 09:46 PM
I WIN I WIN

2bikemike
12-28-2004, 09:49 PM
I'm not sure. What do they count as in liar's poker?

I don't know I have never played that I know of.

greg63
01-07-2006, 06:56 AM
I got two pair; again. :D

Pants
01-07-2006, 07:31 AM
Who brought the gimp out?

chiefqueen
01-07-2006, 09:56 AM
i don't even have a full hand :(

Threads like this encourage big time trolling to get post counts over 5 figures.

Ultra Peanut
01-07-2006, 10:29 AM
I'm currently sporting a straight.
Let the penis jokes begin!

greg63
03-21-2006, 02:00 AM
I'm all in! :D

Four of a kind!

Nite Planet.

SNR
03-21-2006, 11:15 AM
Let's see

SNR
03-21-2006, 11:16 AM
Nope

Dave Lane
03-21-2006, 11:19 AM
Hmmm...

Skip Towne
01-14-2007, 08:29 PM
Anybody want to play? I'm just about ready.

Thig Lyfe
01-14-2007, 08:33 PM
sixes and nines.


heh heh.

Over-Head
01-14-2007, 08:38 PM
I'm thinking :hmmm:

Simplex3
01-14-2007, 08:39 PM
I need to see mine...

Skip Towne
01-14-2007, 08:40 PM
I'm thinking :hmmm:
That's a new experience for you.

Simplex3
01-14-2007, 08:40 PM
Eh, mine is s**t.

Bill Parcells
01-14-2007, 08:42 PM
I'm out

Simplex3
01-14-2007, 08:43 PM
I'm out
Hell bill, you only have 4 cards. You hidding one in your sleeve for later? HUH? ARE YOU!?!?!?

Bill Parcells
01-14-2007, 08:50 PM
Hell bill, you only have 4 cards. You hidding one in your sleeve for later? HUH? ARE YOU!?!?!?
Yep..I am going to sign back in as my alias..with my August 2000 join date and 5 card hand..why young fella??whats it to ya??

Simplex3
01-14-2007, 08:56 PM
Yep..I am going to sign back in as my alias..with my August 2000 join date and 5 card hand..why young fella??whats it to ya??
Nuttin', so long as you wink when you're about to unload that card.

Extra Point
01-14-2007, 09:11 PM
Deuces and boathooks wild!!!!

burt
01-14-2007, 09:16 PM
Someone deal me another card.....

burt
01-14-2007, 09:17 PM
Someone deal me another card.....

nevermind...I gots nuthin...

big nasty kcnut
01-14-2007, 09:20 PM
i got a pair

PastorMikH
01-14-2007, 09:26 PM
I find it rather peculiar that if I had posted one post sooner, I'd have put up 3 of a kind - in sixes.


16,637

Bowser
01-14-2007, 09:31 PM
ALL IN!

PastorMikH
01-14-2007, 09:34 PM
I find it rather peculiar that if I had posted one post sooner, I'd have put up 3 of a kind - in sixes.


16,637



Say, I'm just...

PastorMikH
01-14-2007, 09:35 PM
...a few posts away...

PastorMikH
01-14-2007, 09:35 PM
...from a better hand!

PastorMikH
01-14-2007, 09:36 PM
Two pairs. Aces over sixes.


16,641





Now, don't make me go for a full house!

Skip Towne
01-14-2007, 11:36 PM
Anybody want to play? I'm almost ready.

Ultra Peanut
01-14-2007, 11:39 PM
THAT IS UNPOSSIBLE MISTER

Halfcan
01-14-2007, 11:42 PM
I don't want to play.

PastorMikH
01-14-2007, 11:45 PM
Anybody want to play? I'm almost ready.


I'll wait 'till you get to 44,445 then I will push for 16,666.

Gonzo
01-14-2007, 11:48 PM
I'll play in ten more posts.

TinyEvel
01-14-2007, 11:57 PM
We have one of those 25-cent turn the crank candy machines at work, filled with peanut M&M's. We play M&M poker.
You usually get 8 per quarter.

so, the colors go, (from lowest to highest) yellow, orange, brown, blue, red, green.

The rare eight-of-a-kind has never been attained. Though I once got six of a kind (orange) with a pair of green.

Halfcan
01-15-2007, 12:19 AM
I still don't want to play.

Pants
01-15-2007, 01:50 AM
What do I have?

Skip Towne
01-15-2007, 07:15 AM
44,444 Yeah, I win

Kraut
01-15-2007, 07:17 AM
I think I fold....

Gonzo
01-23-2007, 09:56 AM
Four Aces.....I'm in!

Bill Lundberg
01-23-2007, 10:02 AM
I'll call your four aces

Skip Towne
03-11-2007, 11:27 AM
I'm almost ready to play again. Any takers?

Skip Towne
03-11-2007, 12:18 PM
Alright!! 45,678. An 8 high straight. I win!!

StcChief
03-11-2007, 12:32 PM
Alright!! 45,678. An 8 high straight. I win!!
not a straight flush. ?

crazycoffey
03-15-2007, 09:11 PM
another sports thread, by MR. hypocryte


STFU

Bill Parcells
09-06-2007, 02:43 PM
almost there

Bill Parcells
09-06-2007, 02:43 PM
2

Bill Parcells
09-06-2007, 02:43 PM
3

Bill Parcells
09-06-2007, 02:44 PM
4

Bill Parcells
09-06-2007, 02:44 PM
5

Bill Parcells
09-06-2007, 02:44 PM
4 6's

morphius
09-06-2007, 02:52 PM
4 6's
Isn't that breaking the rules?

luv
09-06-2007, 02:54 PM
4 6's
Damn, does that beat my full house?

Guru
09-06-2007, 02:57 PM
Damn, does that beat my full house?
yep

CupidStunt
09-06-2007, 02:57 PM
Awful hand. RAISE ME.