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Rain Man
01-04-2005, 04:50 PM
Poll coming. I'm halfway through writing a big report, and I need a stupid distraction.

Frosty
01-04-2005, 04:51 PM
Poll coming. I'm halfway through writing a big report, and I need a stupid distraction.

I guess this would qualify.

Rain Man
01-04-2005, 04:53 PM
This actually raises a lot of deep questions.

MOhillbilly
01-04-2005, 04:56 PM
indian so i can drink hairspray and get paid for it.

ENDelt260
01-04-2005, 04:58 PM
Cowboy, duh. The Indians lost.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-04-2005, 04:59 PM
Indian. Cowboys get scalped. Indians just get shot. I'd rather get shot.

ENDelt260
01-04-2005, 05:01 PM
Indians just get shot.

Or smallpox.

Cochise
01-04-2005, 05:02 PM
I would pick Cowboy. They get guns, and the end of the drive sounds like fun.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-04-2005, 05:02 PM
Or smallpox.
I just don't wanna get scalped. That would suck. Plus I get hot easy and cowboys have to wear too much clothing. Indians get to run around mostly naked.

BigVE
01-04-2005, 05:06 PM
Squaws are good Indian or not. ;)

Rain Man
01-04-2005, 05:24 PM
The way I see it, cowboys got the better weapons and got to go into town and carouse, assuming they aren't scalped. Indians, however, get casinos and government checks when all is said and done, assuming they aren't shot. Horses are darn fast and get hair in all sorts of colors, but they lack opposable thumbs and have to carry the other two. Indian for me, please.

morphius
01-04-2005, 05:26 PM
Cowboy, duh. The Indians lost.
I figured you more as the horse, you could get all the women to ride ya.

ArrowheadHawk
01-04-2005, 05:26 PM
cowboy's got more sb rings then our chiefs (aka indians)

badgirl
01-04-2005, 05:27 PM
I just don't wanna get scalped. That would suck. Plus I get hot easy and cowboys have to wear too much clothing. Indians get to run around mostly naked.
I agree I would definately want to be an indian. :thumb:

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-04-2005, 05:27 PM
cowboy's got more sb rings then our chiefs (aka indians)
I feel like taking the pos rep back that I just gave you for that one.

BigVE
01-04-2005, 05:27 PM
I figured you more as the horse, you could get all the women to ride ya.


....uh, horsies get rode by dudes too.

ENDelt260
01-04-2005, 05:36 PM
....uh, horsies get rode by dudes too.
So does morphius.

morphius
01-04-2005, 05:37 PM
....uh, horsies get rode by dudes too.
Not if you don't let them catch you...

ArrowheadHawk
01-04-2005, 05:39 PM
I feel like taking the pos rep back that I just gave you for that one.my aplogies just an observation.....sorry i posted a football related post on a football bb

chiefs4me
01-04-2005, 05:40 PM
cowboy's got more sb rings then our chiefs (aka indians)


OUCH,,that's pretty mean :banghead:

ArrowheadHawk
01-04-2005, 05:42 PM
OUCH,,that's pretty mean :banghead:its not meant to be mean im a hardcore chiefs fan myself but that comment just seems like it fit for this thread

Chiefnj
01-04-2005, 05:43 PM
I picked Indian because I always wanted to own a casino.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-04-2005, 05:45 PM
sorry i posted a football related post on a football bb
How dare you.

Phobia
01-04-2005, 05:46 PM
I chose "Horse", but I'd like to have a do-over. I didn't really think this one all the way through.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-04-2005, 05:47 PM
I chose "Horse", but I'd like to have a do-over. I didn't really think this one all the way through.
No....I think that's about right for you......



sicko.

BigVE
01-04-2005, 05:52 PM
I chose "Horse", but I'd like to have a do-over. I didn't really think this one all the way through.


Why? Was it the being rode by dudes or was it being raised in a barn? Im sure the draw was being "hung like a horse" right?

Skip Towne
01-04-2005, 05:54 PM
Indian. Then I would control half the oil in Oklahoma and would still be getting benefits from treaties more than 100 years old.

Rausch
01-04-2005, 05:54 PM
I picked Indian because I always wanted to own a casino. ROFL

Rain Man
01-04-2005, 05:59 PM
I voted Indian, but to be honest, there are several parts of a buffalo that I have no use for.

Pants
01-04-2005, 06:02 PM
Indian. They had the noble cause and fought like maniacs.

ExtremeChief
01-04-2005, 06:13 PM
What do you call a Squaw that has two periods a month???


























A 2 Cycle Injun


sorry

stumppy
01-04-2005, 06:17 PM
I need a stupid distraction.

We're just the people to give it to you.

Hydrae
01-04-2005, 06:21 PM
I had to go cowboy what with the cool hats, boots, chaps and spurs. Not to mention the guns! :thumb:

chiefs4me
01-04-2005, 06:23 PM
its not meant to be mean im a hardcore chiefs fan myself but that comment just seems like it fit for this thread


yea it fit alright,,and hit to close to home. :(

stumppy
01-04-2005, 06:24 PM
I voted Horse.

Cowboys work to hard.

And last time I tried being an Indian I got in big trouble at school.
My teacher told everyone to get out of their chairs and sit Indian style. So I grabbed a bottle of Gin and laid down by the curb. :shrug:

DanT
01-04-2005, 06:55 PM
Since 1970, the Indians have won 0 World Series, the Cowboys 5 Super Bowls and Elway only 2.

RedNeckRaider
01-04-2005, 07:41 PM
I voted Horse.

Cowboys work to hard.

And last time I tried being an Indian I got in big trouble at school.
My teacher told everyone to get out of their chairs and sit Indian style. So I grabbed a bottle of Gin and laid down by the curb. :shrug:
ROFL

Skip Towne
01-04-2005, 08:04 PM
I voted Horse.

Cowboys work to hard.

And last time I tried being an Indian I got in big trouble at school.
My teacher told everyone to get out of their chairs and sit Indian style. So I grabbed a bottle of Gin and laid down by the curb. :shrug:
Good one Stumppy!

RedandGold
01-04-2005, 09:40 PM
Since 1970, the Indians have won 0 World Series, the Cowboys 5 Super Bowls and Elway only 2.


Good take!
:thumb:

CosmicPal
01-04-2005, 09:45 PM
I'd have to say by far and away- an Indian.

You get a cool looking teepee with a hot Indian gal, and you do nothing all day but smoke weed, smoke toads, peyote, opium, and all kynds of mind-altering substances. You get to live in the mountains, most likely by a stream of water.

They understood animal behaviors- were strong and courteous hunters and fishermen. They were excellent ethnobotanists. They were also very interested in the stars.

But, most importantly, they respected all living creatures and considered life to be sacred and the planet to be the mother of all things.

They believed in honoring your own relations and particularly- your elders.

They were very spiritual, but at the same time- grounded to respect the earth and all the creatures who roamed the earth- whether they were predators or domecile.

Cowboys did nothing but drink whiskey, eat beans and grits, and shoot each other over a game of cards.

Is it any wonder why we are the way we are now?

badgirl
01-04-2005, 11:01 PM
I'd rather be a hammer than a nail, I know that!! ROFL remember that song. How stupid was that song? ROFL