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Deberg_1990
01-04-2005, 09:31 PM
How does this no talent hack continue to get work?? Who does she blow??

the Talking Can
01-04-2005, 09:33 PM
my guess?

everyone and anyone

bobbything
01-04-2005, 09:33 PM
Was the crowd just booing her?? That's f*cking hilarious!

Phobia
01-04-2005, 09:34 PM
Uh - I don't know who that was, but it wasn't a Simpson.

easymobee
01-04-2005, 09:34 PM
That was Kelly Clarkson.

Oh, and i'd hit it.

Ultra Peanut
01-04-2005, 09:34 PM
No... it was her, later.

I had it on mute.

Sydd
01-04-2005, 09:34 PM
Was the crowd just booing her?? That's f*cking hilarious!

My wife just asked the same thing. That was after her comment "How do people listen to this crap?"

the Talking Can
01-04-2005, 09:35 PM
Simpson was on last, Clarkson was first (i think)

Jenson71
01-04-2005, 09:35 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they booed her. ROFL

Awesome.

JimNasium
01-04-2005, 09:36 PM
She sounded like a couple of manatees ****ing.

Ultra Peanut
01-04-2005, 09:36 PM
Okay, I had to go back and listen to the intro to her part.

Yes, they were booing her. And there was a very audible, "HEY ASHLEE, YOU SUCK!" from the crowd. ROFL

OldTownChief
01-04-2005, 09:38 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they booed her. ROFL

Awesome.


Sure sounded like some big time booing to me.

KCJake
01-04-2005, 09:38 PM
I'd hit it :thumb:

ChiefsCountry
01-04-2005, 09:38 PM
Kelly Clarkson and Trace Adkins were fairly good. Simpson sucked. And she got booed. Serves her right for lip syncing on national live tv.

siberian khatru
01-04-2005, 09:39 PM
They weren't booing Simpson. Lou Piniella came onstage right after she stopped singing.

Skip Towne
01-04-2005, 09:39 PM
Kelly Clarkson? AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!! How did that no talent bitch get on the Orange Bowl program?

the Talking Can
01-04-2005, 09:41 PM
They were cheering for Booooooomer Esiason.

No one knows why.

Cochise
01-04-2005, 09:41 PM
I'm booing sh*tty azz U2 right now, for what it's worth

Ultra Peanut
01-04-2005, 09:44 PM
They were saying "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU," as in "the U," meaning Miami.

No they weren't.

tk13
01-04-2005, 09:44 PM
They weren't booing Simpson. Lou Piniella came onstage right after she stopped singing.
ROFL Haven't seen you around in a while, your humor is sorely missed...

siberian khatru
01-04-2005, 09:45 PM
Actually, I'm pretty sure the OU players were standing in the tunnel about to come back on the field, and the entire crowd started saying "Loooooooooooooooosers!"

2bikemike
01-04-2005, 09:47 PM
They crowd wasn't booing Ashlee, Somebody fugged up and put the wrong tape in. Don't you know that the fans are lip-cheering.

Cochise
01-04-2005, 09:48 PM
They were saying "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU," as in "the U," meaning Miami.

No they weren't.

No, sir, they're saying booooUNRS! boooooURNS!

ENDelt260
01-04-2005, 09:48 PM
I'm booing sh*tty azz U2 right now, for what it's worth
Perhaps you might enjoy this... http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst

Thig Lyfe
01-04-2005, 09:48 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they booed her. ROFL

Awesome.

indeed.

people know sh!t when they smell it.

ChiefsCountry
01-04-2005, 09:49 PM
They crowd wasn't booing Ashlee, Somebody fugged up and put the wrong tape in. Don't you know that the fans are lip-cheering.

rep :)

Ultra Peanut
01-04-2005, 09:53 PM
Perhaps you might enjoy this... http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst
That is ****ing awesome.

If there was a list of things a pacifist should never say, "or else" would probably top it. Everything about this song is stupid. Love and peace or else? Or else what, you pussies? What are you going to do about it? Sing another crybaby song for your crybaby fans? Tough shit bitches, war kicks ass.

This song is about how America and its wealthiest people don't do enough to help solve world hunger. The title suggests that crumbs from our table could help starving people in Africa. Bono indicts America for being hypocritical with these lines:

Would you deny for others
What you demand for yourself?

Bono could not be reached for comment as he was stepping off his private jet and into his limousine.ROFL

Rain Man
01-04-2005, 09:53 PM
Who does she blow??


I bet that's how she learned to lip-sync. She heard over and over from movie executives, "Just move your lips and be quiet."

Cochise
01-04-2005, 09:55 PM
Perhaps you might enjoy this... http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst

Very nice. U2 blows.

Pitt Gorilla
01-04-2005, 09:58 PM
All of that "music" was crap.

Thig Lyfe
01-04-2005, 10:02 PM
rep :)

i second that.

although I repped him before you did.

warpaint99
01-04-2005, 10:07 PM
Another MTV SH**ass product.

As long as annoying 13 year old girls buy CD's then we have to put up with this crap.

Frazod
01-04-2005, 10:31 PM
All I know is that after hearing that talentless hack bitch sing, I'll take the lip-syncing.

:Lin:

Deberg_1990
01-04-2005, 10:41 PM
Another MTV SH**ass product.

As long as annoying 13 year old girls buy CD's then we have to put up with this crap.

True, i would say too that as long as 16 year old boys continue to "spank it" we have to put up with this crap, but she isnt even cute????

Mr. Laz
01-04-2005, 10:42 PM
Dam, i missed it


anyone have it available for download.... i enjoyed her crash and burn on SNL so much, i need another round. ROFL ROFL

Demonpenz
01-04-2005, 10:43 PM
where's oj when you need'em

Frazod
01-04-2005, 10:45 PM
where's oj when you need'em

ROFL

I think he only kills blond women, though.

Miles
01-04-2005, 10:49 PM
Perhaps you might enjoy this... http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst

You get your new U2 edition IPod in yet?

KCJake
01-04-2005, 10:59 PM
ROFL

I think he only kills blond women, though.
I think she's actually a natural blond. Not that I would know or anythingSTFU

Pants
01-04-2005, 11:04 PM
Perhaps you might enjoy this... http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst

Oooh look! Bono the rock star is wearing redneck Nascar goggles, let's all fellate him for being so rebellious; take that Hollywood! They're still the same goggles that dumbass Nascar fans wear to every boring Nascar "event." Man I hate Nascar. And while I'm at it, here's a quick open letter to the NASCAR community: quit writing poems about Dale Earnhardt. Nobody cares. And no, it wasn't NASCAR's fault for not making the tracks wide enough. Nobody would watch NASCAR if it weren't for the wrecks because it's BORING. You love the wrecks because it gives you people something to talk about in your boring lives; don't get all teary eyed when one of your redneck heroes bites it, you hypocritical turds. The wall won, get over it.

ROFL

Ari Chi3fs
01-04-2005, 11:05 PM
Asslee Simpson needs to be quiet and bend over. Im sure thats all she is good for.

Phobia
01-04-2005, 11:06 PM
ROFL


Oh my. That's really gonna piss off some people at Chiefsplanet.

Pants
01-04-2005, 11:08 PM
Oh my. That's really gonna piss off some people at Chiefsplanet.

Yo, I was just quoting. God that shit is HI-lerious.

ENDelt260
01-04-2005, 11:14 PM
Oh my. That's really gonna piss off some people at Chiefsplanet.
Not if it's hidden away in this thread. We really should start a new thread for that snippet.

Ultra Peanut
01-04-2005, 11:54 PM
Doesn't he have some good things to say about retarded kids that could piss people off, too?

Taco John
01-05-2005, 12:19 AM
Maddox usually sucks more dog balls than a vietnamese taste tester... But this one was actually pretty funny.

Rausch
01-05-2005, 12:21 AM
Maddox usually sucks more dog balls than a vietnamese taste tester... But this one was actually pretty funny.

I've found http://www.tuckermax.com/ to be every bit as enjoyable as Maddox lately. Probably better...

Taco John
01-05-2005, 12:22 AM
I've found http://www.tuckermax.com/ to be every bit as enjoyable as Maddox lately. Probably better...



Thanks brah... I'll check it out...

Taco John
01-05-2005, 12:28 AM
Ok. I've read enough...

TuckerMax > Maddox


Endelt, this guy makes you look like a Mousketeer...

Which leads me to my next point of conversation... WTF is your web site?

Ari Chi3fs
01-05-2005, 01:28 AM
Yeah TuckerMax is hilarious. He has a messageboard too. So you could go over there for awhile Taco...

After this weekend you will have plenty of offseason time...

Ari Chi3fs
01-05-2005, 01:29 AM
Yeah, if ENDelt had utilized 30,000 posts or so, on building his website... he too could have been an internet legend.


psst... there is still time. It is your destiny.

Rausch
01-05-2005, 01:40 AM
Ok. I've read enough...

TuckerMax > Maddox


Endelt, this guy makes you look like a Mousketeer...


Funny. First thing I thought was this might be End.

But then I remembered he tagged fatties.

Now I'm convinced Tucker is an experiment from an alternate universe where scientists combined the genes of Boozer, End, and Phobia in an effort to produce a human capable of executing the perfect donkey-punch and elequently describing it afterwards for publication on the inter-web...

Cochise
01-05-2005, 09:18 AM
So you guys think all that TuckerMax stuff is true?