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warpaint99
01-05-2005, 02:04 AM
http://www2.celebsdb.com/Jessica_Simpson/photo/1.jpg
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http://www.celebs-n-vintage.com/toptgp/Jessica_Simpson/Gallery/images/J_Simpson-View120104b-DL.jpg

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http://www.celebs-n-vintage.com/toptgp/Jessica_Simpson/Gallery/images/Jessica_Daisy.jpg

Valiant
01-05-2005, 02:07 AM
I would **** her rotten...

And those daisy dukes have a tad to much denim..they should be at least a inch shorter..

Rausch
01-05-2005, 03:01 AM
This thread reminds me of the story I was supposed to tell Dartgod about...****....

Fairplay
01-05-2005, 03:19 AM
I assumed a long time ago if it wasn't for her sister in the business she would never have gotten this far.

Braincase
01-05-2005, 07:24 AM
See the way she's smilin' at me? Yeah, she wants me.

Amnorix
01-05-2005, 08:33 AM
But Ashley isn't hot, much less smokin' hot like Jessica. And although Jessica isn't the best singer in the world, at least she can carry a note.

Ashley is completely UNtalented.

KCTitus
01-05-2005, 08:35 AM
But Ashley isn't hot, much less smokin' hot like Jessica. And although Jessica isn't the best singer in the world, at least she can carry a note.

Ashley is completely UNtalented.

Is this the gal that got caught lip synching on SNL?

Mile High Mania
01-05-2005, 08:35 AM
yes she is, KCT.

KCTitus
01-05-2005, 08:38 AM
Last week, I happened upon MTV and there was this show which was basically following her around for her first 'live' performance, she had never sang with a live band and couldnt hear herself and was having trouble singing the songs...

it was horrible, it's no wonder they tried the lip synch thing on live TV.

Amnorix
01-05-2005, 08:40 AM
Is this the gal that got caught lip synching on SNL?

...and got booed at the Orange Bowl because she was so afraid to get caught lip-synching again that she sang live, and SUCKED.

(heard it on Howard Stern this morning).

KCTitus
01-05-2005, 08:41 AM
...and got booed at the Orange Bowl because she was so afraid to get caught lip-synching again that she sang live, and SUCKED.

(heard it on Howard Stern this morning).

Nice...I didnt hear that. I turned that game off before halftime started.

Pennywise
01-05-2005, 09:21 AM
Nice...I didnt hear that. I turned that game off before halftime started.

Man thats horrible.

Short video clip. (http://poststuff3.entensity.net/010505/media.php?media=asimpson.wmv)

Mile High Mania
01-05-2005, 09:24 AM
Holy god... that's as horrible as I recall from last night.

morphius
01-05-2005, 09:24 AM
I caught part of the half time show and was truly like, WTF? Biggest college game of the year and all you can get is her? Come on NCAA, fork out a little something, we know the players aren't costing you anything.

I didn't stay on it very long, but it was pretty lousy.

morphius
01-05-2005, 09:27 AM
ODG! Just watched the clip, damn I'm glad I changed channels when I did, 'cause that is ******* horrible!

ChiTown
01-05-2005, 09:27 AM
Holy god... that's as horrible as I recall from last night.

My wife and I were laughing our asses off at her performance last night. She can't sing, so just just screams instead ROFL

I didn't think it could get any more entertaining until the crowd booed her mercilessly. I nearly peed more shorts in laughter (but I didn't spill a drop of my beer) ROFL

Cochise
01-05-2005, 09:29 AM
It's Disney trying to pimp their acts probably...isnt she on their label? Why put someone on that the crowd watching a college football game cares about when you can get a free commercial for one of your weak recording artists?

The same thing happened at the NHL all start game not long ago, nsync was singing the anthem at it and they were booed off the ice.

No one ever sounds good in that situation, it was a no-win for her. But it was bad enough to where you end up feeling sorry for her. :shake:

Mile High Mania
01-05-2005, 09:33 AM
That's the funny thing... you'd think halftime shows might be geared towards the folks there, the ones that bought tickets.

But, due to TV ... the halftime shows are geared towards luring women and kids, since they know the male audience is there.

I'm tired of watching the likes of NStink, Mary J Blige, Spears, Jackson, Timberlake and all the other no talent ass clown pop stars screwing up my sporting events.

Half time shows are an asswhip waste of time that try to bring in artist with wide appeal to the audience that rarely watches a football game.

Cochise
01-05-2005, 09:34 AM
I wish they would bring back the beavis and butthead halftime show for the super bowl. It was much better.

Jenson71
01-05-2005, 09:37 AM
But it was bad enough to where you end up feeling sorry for her. :shake:

Don't think like that. It was great.

ENDelt260
01-05-2005, 09:43 AM
I thought sure as shit the explanation was going to be because evil private companies were supplying our pop music. If only local governments could provide us with low-cost tunes, we wouldn't have to listen to Ashlee Simpson.

Damn those evil capitalists!

Cochise
01-05-2005, 09:46 AM
I thought sure as shit the explanation was going to be because evil private companies were supplying our pop music. If only local governments could provide us with low-cost tunes, we wouldn't have to listen to Ashlee Simpson.

Damn those evil capitalists!

ROFL

Don't you know the government ran music until 1991 and it was just fine?

KCTitus
01-05-2005, 09:47 AM
Someone alert a mod that it appears denise has hacked Delt's account.

tomahawk kid
01-05-2005, 09:49 AM
Jessica Simpson is so hot its ridiculous.

Seriously.

jAZ
01-05-2005, 10:15 AM
What The **** was that?!?

Seriously, what song was she trying to sing, and what it is supposed to sound like?

morphius
01-05-2005, 10:20 AM
The sounds of the humpback whale?

Jenson71
01-05-2005, 10:26 AM
Looks like the baby has no idea what that crap was last night either...

http://camdenfamily.free.fr/ashlee/ash47.jpg