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CosmicPal
01-05-2005, 10:29 AM
It's that time of year again. It's been awhile since I've done this, but here is the third in the series of the ChiefsPlanet Ultimate List- some of you will recall the past lists, but this one is sparked by Skip's recent thread. Have fun, and be nice to each other.

Planeteer best suited to become the next Carl Peterson

Planeteer best suited to become the next head coach

Planeteer most likely to win a hot dog eating contest

Planeteer most likely to win a game of Texas Hold ‘em

Planeteer most likely to end up in jail

Planeteer most likely to punch Al Davis in the kisser

Planeteer most likely to flash her/his breasts during a half-time show

Planeteer most likely to be mistaking Ashley Simpson as a character from the perennial animated series, The Simpsons

Planeteer most likely to cause a riot in the streets of KC after a Super Bowl win

Planeteer most likely to win a tequila shot drinking contest

Planeteer most likely to be found in the desert smoking toads.

Planeteer who thinks he can do a better job than Bartee

Planeteer most likely to be found in a dive bar playing the saxophone behind dark glasses

Planeteer you would like to have run your company from the ground up

Planeteer most likely to become the next punter for the Chief’s

Planeteer most likely to be discovered with plutonium in the trunk of his car

Planeteer with the best chance to be dating Natalie Portman

Planeteer most likely to be ticketed for driving the wrong way down a one-way street

Planeteer most likely to end up on a reality TV series

Planeteer most likely to make an azz of him/herself on said reality TV series

Planeteer you would trust to date your sister, or daughter, or even your own mother

Planeteer you consider to be your father figure

Planeteer you’d like most to go camping with

Planeteer you’d like most to go drinking with even though you are the one picking up the tab

Planeteer most likely to be kindest to children and strangers

Planeteer you’d most like to take home with you

ROYC75
01-05-2005, 10:33 AM
Oh boy, this one is going to be fun ! :D

Phobia
01-05-2005, 10:40 AM
I dunno about anybody else, but I'd like to go camping with DenverChief. I'll bet he wins that category.

Jenson71
01-05-2005, 10:41 AM
Planeteer most likely to be ticketed for driving the wrong way down a one-way street

This one just screamed TommyKat to me. Not sure why.

Phobia
01-05-2005, 10:44 AM
Planeteer you’d like most to go drinking with even though you are the one picking up the tab


This one is gonna be RainMan. Heh.

badgirl
01-05-2005, 10:47 AM
I think I could see Endelt on a reality TV show :hmmm:

ROYC75
01-05-2005, 10:51 AM
Father time himself, the old man.... Skip ?

Count Zarth
01-05-2005, 10:51 AM
Planeteer best suited to become the next Carl Peterson

Htismaque


Planeteer best suited to become the next head coach

Philfree

Planeteer most likely to win a hot dog eating contest

ZachKC

Planeteer most likely to win a game of Texas Hold ‘em

Phobia

Planeteer most likely to end up in jail

ENDelt260

Planeteer most likely to punch Al Davis in the kisser

Raiderhader

Planeteer most likely to flash her/his breasts during a half-time show

JennyGump

Planeteer most likely to be mistaking Ashley Simpson as a character from the perennial animated series, The Simpsons

Royr17


Planeteer most likely to cause a riot in the streets of KC after a Super Bowl win

Rausch

Planeteer most likely to win a tequila shot drinking contest


ENDelt260


Planeteer most likely to be found in the desert smoking toads.


Frazod


Planeteer who thinks he can do a better job than Bartee


Everyone

Planeteer most likely to be found in a dive bar playing the saxophone behind dark glasses


Jenson71


Planeteer you would like to have run your company from the ground up

Phobia

Planeteer most likely to become the next punter for the Chief’s

Raiderhader

Planeteer most likely to be discovered with plutonium in the trunk of his car

Logical

Planeteer with the best chance to be dating Natalie Portman

GoChiefs

Planeteer most likely to be ticketed for driving the wrong way down a one-way street

Phobia

Planeteer most likely to end up on a reality TV series

Raiderhader


Planeteer most likely to make an azz of him/herself on said reality TV series


ENDelt260

Planeteer you would trust to date your sister, or daughter, or even your own mother

Royr17

Planeteer you consider to be your father figure

Phobia ROFL

Planeteer you’d like most to go camping with

ZachKC

Planeteer you’d like most to go drinking with even though you are the one picking up the tab

Raiderhader


Planeteer most likely to be kindest to children and strangers

Jazzzzlovr


Planeteer you’d most like to take home with you


Phobia

Phobia
01-05-2005, 10:55 AM
Oh Christ - goatboy you really are banned now.

badgirl
01-05-2005, 10:55 AM
you picked to take Phobia home with you, there are female posters on here and you pick phobia, :hmmm: I had no idea :(

David.
01-05-2005, 10:58 AM
Oh Christ - goatboy you really are banned now.

the sexual tension in this thread is choking me.

Count Zarth
01-05-2005, 10:59 AM
Oh Christ - goatboy you really are banned now.

Nooooooooooo! :(

Count Zarth
01-05-2005, 10:59 AM
the sexual tension in this thread is choking me.

Are you sure you didn't swallow your nip piercings?

ENDelt260
01-05-2005, 10:59 AM
I dunno about anybody else, but I'd like to go camping with DenverChief. I'll bet he wins that category.

I think there's a certain "David come lately" that's gonna give him a run for his money.

.

David.
01-05-2005, 11:00 AM
Are you sure you didn't swallow your nip piercings?

I don't have a nip piercing.

David.
01-05-2005, 11:01 AM
I think there's a certain "David come lately" that's gonna give him a run for his money.

.

jealous :harumph:


:mad: asshole

ROFL

ENDelt260
01-05-2005, 11:01 AM
I think I could see Endelt on a reality TV show :hmmm:
I always wanted to be that guy who is on one ep of the Real World... not one of the actual characters, but the drunken friend of a character who comes to visit for a week. They dedicate an ep to "Joe"s friend who comes to town, takes Joe out every night and gets him smashed... maybe wrecks something in the house. Definitely irritates the uppity bitches... maybe even a house meeting could result.

Yeah, that would be sweet.

Son of Logical
01-05-2005, 11:06 AM
Planeteer you consider to be your father figure
Logical :thumb:
Who loves you Dad?

Phobia
01-05-2005, 11:11 AM
Planeteer you consider to be your father figure
Logical :thumb:
Who loves you Dad?

You and Denise, apparently.

Rain Man
01-05-2005, 11:16 AM
This one is gonna be RainMan. Heh.


Dibs on Designated Driver. Free soda!

badgirl
01-05-2005, 11:17 AM
Kindest to children and strangers...well that would be me :thumb:

chiefs4me
01-05-2005, 11:22 AM
Wooo,,the one I would most like to take home with me? You all know who that would be,,:hmmm:

chiefs4me
01-05-2005, 11:23 AM
Well our camper sleeps nine,,who wants to go camping?:)

Bob Dole
01-05-2005, 11:24 AM
Planeteer most likely to be kindest to children and strangers

Jazzzzlovr

That's just shitty. Shitty, shitty, shitty. Shit.

badgirl
01-05-2005, 11:24 AM
Wooo,,the one I would most like to take home with me? You all know who that would be,,:hmmm:
I don't know, tell me, tell me,
Well Stumppy is the one I'd take home with me and go camping with, fun,fun,fun, :p

badgirl
01-05-2005, 11:41 AM
the wrong way down a one way street...well I have never done that but I did turn onto an offramp once, I thought it was a street, but it was the off ramp of the interstate, scared the hell out of me. :deevee:

Rain Man
01-05-2005, 12:03 PM
Does the news count as reality TV?

CosmicPal
01-05-2005, 01:24 PM
Does the news count as reality TV?

Why? Are you the Planeteer most likely to end up on the news?

2bikemike
01-05-2005, 04:14 PM
I always wanted to be that guy who is on one ep of the Real World... not one of the actual characters, but the drunken friend of a character who comes to visit for a week. They dedicate an ep to "Joe"s friend who comes to town, takes Joe out every night and gets him smashed... maybe wrecks something in the house. Definitely irritates the uppity bitches... maybe even a house meeting could result.

Yeah, that would be sweet.

I can totally see that happening. :thumb:

DenverChief
01-05-2005, 04:22 PM
I dunno about anybody else, but I'd like to go camping with DenverChief. I'll bet he wins that category.ROFL

DenverChief
01-05-2005, 04:23 PM
I think there's a certain "David come lately" that's gonna give him a run for his money.

.

ROFL ROFL

Rain Man
01-05-2005, 04:32 PM
Why? Are you the Planeteer most likely to end up on the news?


It depends on whether or not they give me my money back for that defective corn dog.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-05-2005, 04:39 PM
Planeteer you’d most like to take home with you


Phobia
THAT is the gayest thing I've ever read.

Now that I think about it....Phil DID try to tongue-kiss me at Joe's place... I didn't think much of it at the time......


:hmmm:

Count Zarth
01-05-2005, 04:42 PM
THAT is the gayest thing I've ever read.

Now that I think about it....Phil DID try to tongue-kiss me at Joe's place... I didn't think much of it at the time......


:hmmm:

It's not what you think. I take him home, throw him down a well and starve him. Periodically, I give him some lotion to rub on his skin (or he gets the hose). Then I kill him and harvest his skin.

I make a Phobia-suit, assume his identity, and take over the board. I can even show up at Chiefsplanet gatherings and no one will know the difference.

Phobia
01-05-2005, 04:43 PM
THAT is the gayest thing I've ever read.

Now that I think about it....Phil DID try to tongue-kiss me at Joe's place... I didn't think much of it at the time......


:hmmm:

That was you? Wow. I just figured your wife hadn't shaved in a while....

badgirl
01-05-2005, 04:44 PM
It's not what you think. I take him home, throw him down a well and starve him. Periodically, I give him some lotion to rub on his skin (or he gets the hose). Then I kill him and harvest his skin.

I make a Phobia-suit, assume his identity, and take over the board. I can even show up at Chiefsplanet gatherings and no one will know the difference.
Bullshit, back peddling will do you no good now, the damage is done. :p ROFL

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-05-2005, 04:45 PM
It's not what you think. I take him home, throw him down a well and starve him. Periodically, I give him some lotion to rub on his skin (or he gets the hose). Then I kill him and harvest his skin.

I make a Phobia-suit, assume his identity, and take over the board. I can even show up at Chiefsplanet gatherings and no one will know the difference.
OK................... the first post WAS the gayest thing I've ever read.....

Please stop before I have nightmares....

:banghead:

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-05-2005, 04:46 PM
That was you? Wow. I just figured your wife hadn't shaved in a while....
:p

ROFL

Phobia
01-05-2005, 04:47 PM
It's not what you think. I take him home, throw him down a well and starve him. Periodically, I give him some lotion to rub on his skin (or he gets the hose). Then I kill him and harvest his skin.

I make a Phobia-suit, assume his identity, and take over the board. I can even show up at Chiefsplanet gatherings and no one will know the difference.

Too bad you can't harvest flamboyance.

Count Zarth
01-05-2005, 04:47 PM
Too bad you can't harvest flamboyance.

I'll just drink alot. 10 shots of Black Bush Irish Whiskey ought to do it.

Phobia
01-05-2005, 04:50 PM
I'll just drink alot. 10 shots of Black Bush Irish Whiskey ought to do it.

You could drink 10 bottles and still not come within spitting distance

Rain Man
01-05-2005, 05:01 PM
It's not what you think. I take him home, throw him down a well and starve him. Periodically, I give him some lotion to rub on his skin (or he gets the hose). Then I kill him and harvest his skin.

I make a Phobia-suit, assume his identity, and take over the board. I can even show up at Chiefsplanet gatherings and no one will know the difference.


Off topic here, but how do you sew it so the suit doesn't wrinkle around the armpits? I have trouble with that every time.

Count Zarth
01-05-2005, 05:04 PM
Off topic here, but how do you sew it so the suit doesn't wrinkle around the armpits? I have trouble with that every time.

I don't sew that part. I go for the bodysuit look. Also, double-stitch is your friend.

HemiEd
01-05-2005, 05:06 PM
I don't sew that part. I go for the bodysuit look. Also, double-stitch is your friend.


This is some really wierd stuff. I am so overwhelmed with this I do not know where to turn! And I thought this was a football site? :banghead:

Count Zarth
01-05-2005, 05:06 PM
This is some really wierd stuff. I am so overwhelmed with this I do not know where to turn! And I thought this was a football site? :banghead:

You should check out Skinsuitsplanet.com for the real inside info.

Rain Man
01-05-2005, 05:10 PM
This is some really wierd stuff. I am so overwhelmed with this I do not know where to turn! And I thought this was a football site? :banghead:


We're all kind of afraid of bearcat and slayer. Those two are just plain scary.

Rain Man
01-05-2005, 05:11 PM
I don't sew that part. I go for the bodysuit look. Also, double-stitch is your friend.

One piece? That's bold. I don't think I could carry that off.

Count Zarth
01-05-2005, 05:12 PM
One piece? That's bold. I don't think I could carry that off.

Well, it's not entirely one piece. I have to have seams around the crotch and waist and down the spine. But it's worth it for that "lived-in" look.

Rain Man
01-05-2005, 05:15 PM
Well, it's not entirely one piece. I have to have seams around the crotch and waist and down the spine. But it's worth it for that "lived-in" look.


I'm thinking about going with a hood on my next one. That's why I'm scouting for someone with nice hair.

badgirl
01-05-2005, 05:15 PM
Well, it's not entirely one piece. I have to have seams around the crotch and waist and down the spine. But it's worth it for that "lived-in" look.
What would ya charge for a full body suit, made out of perfect skin only, no rag bag zitty skin, has to be nice and smooth, and how long will it take ya? :p :p

tommykat
01-05-2005, 05:15 PM
Planeteer best suited to become the next Carl Peterson
Clint in Witchata

Planeteer best suited to become the next head coach
Logical

Planeteer most likely to win a hot dog eating contest
Pastor Mike

Planeteer most likely to win a game of Texas Hold ‘em
Several here......red, morph,badgirl..........

Planeteer most likely to end up in jail
:hmmm:

Planeteer most likely to punch Al Davis in the kisser
Frazod

Planeteer most likely to flash her/his breasts during a half-time show
red

Planeteer most likely to be mistaking Ashley Simpson as a character from the perennial animated series, The Simpsons


Planeteer most likely to cause a riot in the streets of KC after a Super Bowl win
First Down Elvis and KCWolfman.....a good riot

Planeteer most likely to win a tequila shot drinking contest
Endelt

Planeteer most likely to be found in the desert smoking toads.
goatcheese:rolleyes:

Planeteer who thinks he can do a better job than Bartee
most here;)

Planeteer most likely to be found in a dive bar playing the saxophone behind dark glasses
JimNasium

Planeteer you would like to have run your company from the ground up
Big Daddy

Planeteer most likely to become the next punter for the Chief’s
Stummpy

Planeteer most likely to be discovered with plutonium in the trunk of his car
Skip heehee

Planeteer with the best chance to be dating Natalie Portman
Phob of course.

Planeteer most likely to be ticketed for driving the wrong way down a one-way street
ROFL

Planeteer most likely to end up on a reality TV series
Endelt or Rausch

Planeteer most likely to make an azz of him/herself on said reality TV series
Bob Dole

Planeteer you would trust to date your sister, or daughter, or even your own mother
ARE YOU FAULKING NUTS??

Planeteer you consider to be your father figure
Big Daddy, Pastor Mike not in that order of course.....lol

Planeteer you’d like most to go camping with
I plead the 5th

Planeteer you’d like most to go drinking with even though you are the one picking up the tab
red

Planeteer most likely to be kindest to children and strangers
many here honestly!

Planeteer you’d most like to take home with you
at one time I would have said Lattimer....lol
Herzig :hmmm: :p

Phobia
01-05-2005, 05:16 PM
I'm thinking about going with a hood on my next one. That's why I'm scouting for someone with nice hair.

If you don't hurry, just bypass me.

Bob Dole and FDE have really nice hair for old guys.

Rain Man
01-05-2005, 05:18 PM
If you don't hurry, just bypass me.

Bob Dole and FDE have really nice hair for old guys.


Hmm. Thanks for the tip. Now, people would notice if FDE was missing, but Bob Dole... :hmmm:

Count Zarth
01-05-2005, 05:19 PM
What would ya charge for a full body suit, made out of perfect skin only, no rag bag zitty skin, has to be nice and smooth, and how long will it take ya? :p :p

Sorry, this isn't a business. It's strictly for personal pleasure.

What are your measurements, BTW? I'm in the market for something new.

badgirl
01-05-2005, 05:20 PM
Sorry, this isn't a business. It's strictly for personal pleasure.

What are your measurements, BTW? I'm in the market for something new.
sorry I cannot and will not ever be stretched out over your body, you would have to kill me first. ROFL :p

Count Zarth
01-05-2005, 05:21 PM
sorry I cannot and will not ever be stretched out over your body, you would have to kill me first. ROFL :p

Well, there's actually a little more involved.

badgirl
01-05-2005, 05:22 PM
Well, there's actually a little more involved.
:hmmm: lets hear it :p

Rain Man
01-05-2005, 05:25 PM
:hmmm: lets hear it :p

Don't say anything, goatcheese! If you start revealing trade secrets, we'll be flooded with cheap Sri Lankan imports within a month.

Actually, we may be, anyway.

badgirl
01-05-2005, 05:29 PM
Don't say anything, goatcheese! If you start revealing trade secrets, we'll be flooded with cheap Sri Lankan imports within a month.

Actually, we may be, anyway.
Man rep for that,I actually have tears in my eyes I laughed so hard, where in the name of God do you get this stuff so quick ROFL ROFL ROFL

Phobia
01-05-2005, 05:30 PM
Don't say anything, goatcheese! If you start revealing trade secrets, we'll be flooded with cheap Sri Lankan imports within a month.

Actually, we may be, anyway.

That's brutally distasteful. Who are you, Brock Landers?

CosmicPal
01-05-2005, 05:31 PM
It depends on whether or not they give me my money back for that defective corn dog.

Take it up with Tom Martino. And while you're at it, ask him why he never called me when I told him all about the credit report reparation and how consumers can save their azzes. :harumph:

Count Zarth
01-05-2005, 05:40 PM
Don't say anything, goatcheese! If you start revealing trade secrets, we'll be flooded with cheap Sri Lankan imports within a month.

Actually, we may be, anyway.

The bodies are so soft and nubile after a good waterlogging. You just have to run them through - Oh, there I go again. I need to shut up, just like you said.

Sorry, badgirl, but you're going to have to get your own copy of "Manskinning for Dummies."

Skip Towne
01-05-2005, 05:44 PM
Man rep for that,I actually have tears in my eyes I laughed so hard, where in the name of God do you get this stuff so quick ROFL ROFL ROFL
He's been doing it nonstop for several years. He definately hears a different drummer.

Count Zarth
01-05-2005, 05:49 PM
He's been doing it nonstop for several years. He definately hears a different drummer.

I think of him as "Evil Gaz."

The Pedestrian
01-05-2005, 11:19 PM
We're all kind of afraid of bearcat and slayer. Those two are just plain scary.

Why the hell would anyone be afraid of bearcat? He may make some strange faces when he's watch'n the Chiefs/Aves/Jayhawks score, but noth'n about him is scary...

Me...scary? Okay, that's a little more understandable.

SNR
01-06-2005, 12:02 AM
Lazarus has my vote as the next Carl Peterson

Phobia
01-06-2005, 12:03 AM
Why the hell would anyone be afraid of bearcat? He may make some strange faces when he's watch'n the Chiefs/Aves/Jayhawks score, but noth'n about him is scary...

Me...scary? Okay, that's a little more understandable.
I want to see bearcat in a goatee.

No, really. I do.

SPchief
01-06-2005, 01:42 AM
I have not been here too long but I'll take a shot at it..having not meeting anybody in person


It's that time of year again. It's been awhile since I've done this, but here is the third in the series of the ChiefsPlanet Ultimate List- some of you will recall the past lists, but this one is sparked by Skip's recent thread. Have fun, and be nice to each other.

Planeteer best suited to become the next Carl Peterson
Phobia
Planeteer best suited to become the next head coach
Laz
Planeteer most likely to win a hot dog eating contest
Beer me (just a hunch)
Planeteer most likely to win a game of Texas Hold ‘em
Me :)
Planeteer most likely to end up in jail
Endelt
Planeteer most likely to punch Al Davis in the kisser
Raderhader
Planeteer most likely to flash her/his breasts during a half-time show
Jennygump....PLEEEAZE :)
Planeteer most likely to be mistaking Ashley Simpson as a character from the perennial animated series, The Simpsons
pass
Planeteer most likely to cause a riot in the streets of KC after a Super Bowl win
KCwolfman
Planeteer most likely to win a tequila shot drinking contest
Me...:)
Planeteer most likely to be found in the desert smoking toads.
Goatcheese
Planeteer who thinks he can do a better job than Bartee
Everybody
Planeteer most likely to be found in a dive bar playing the saxophone behind dark glasses
Gaz
Planeteer you would like to have run your company from the ground up
ZachKC
Planeteer most likely to become the next punter for the Chief’s
Anybody
Planeteer most likely to be discovered with plutonium in the trunk of his car
Pass
Planeteer with the best chance to be dating Natalie Portman
ME
Planeteer most likely to be ticketed for driving the wrong way down a one-way street
Badgirl
Planeteer most likely to end up on a reality TV series
Endelt
Planeteer most likely to make an azz of him/herself on said reality TV series
Endelt
Planeteer you would trust to date your sister, or daughter, or even your own mother
Goatcheese :rolleyes:
Planeteer you consider to be your father figure
Bob dole
Planeteer you’d like most to go camping with
Pass
Planeteer you’d like most to go drinking with even though you are the one picking up the tab
Endelt
Planeteer most likely to be kindest to children and strangers
Jazzlover
Planeteer you’d most like to take home with you
Pass

Count Zarth
01-06-2005, 01:43 AM
Haha...you'd trust me, eh?

Why does everyone think I'd be in a desert smoking toads?

|Zach|
01-06-2005, 01:50 AM
Planeteer best suited to become the next Carl Peterson
Keg In KC
Planeteer best suited to become the next head coach
Whoman69
Planeteer most likely to win a hot dog eating contest
Rausch
Planeteer most likely to win a game of Texas Hold ‘em
Phobia
Planeteer most likely to end up in jail
Bricks
Planeteer most likely to punch Al Davis in the kisser
Iowanian or raiderhader
Planeteer most likely to flash her/his breasts during a half-time show
Tommykay
Planeteer most likely to be mistaking Ashley Simpson as a character from the perennial animated series, The Simpsons
Bob Dole
Planeteer most likely to cause a riot in the streets of KC after a Super Bowl win
Stevbo ray
Planeteer most likely to win a tequila shot drinking contest
Endelt
Planeteer most likely to be found in the desert smoking toads.
Warpaint
Planeteer who thinks he can do a better job than Bartee
Talking Can
Planeteer most likely to be found in a dive bar playing the saxophone behind dark glasses
Gaz
Planeteer you would like to have run your company from the ground up
Rain Man and KCWolfman
Planeteer most likely to become the next punter for the Chief’s
Ebola
Planeteer most likely to be discovered with plutonium in the trunk of his car
gblowfish
Planeteer with the best chance to be dating Natalie Portman
JimNasium
Planeteer most likely to be ticketed for driving the wrong way down a one-way street
Metrolike
Planeteer most likely to end up on a reality TV series
KCChiefsman
Planeteer most likely to make an azz of him/herself on said reality TV series
Deberg
Planeteer you would trust to date your sister, or daughter, or even your own mother
Rednfeisty

Planeteer you’d like most to go camping with
Big Daddy
Planeteer you’d like most to go drinking with even though you are the one picking up the tab
JimNasium
Planeteer most likely to be kindest to children and strangers
Bob Dole
Planeteer you’d most like to take home with you
ScanFan

Rausch
01-06-2005, 01:53 AM
Planeteer most likely to win a hot dog eating contest
Rausch

:spock:

|Zach|
01-06-2005, 01:54 AM
:spock:
Dont let me down brother...

http://daphne.palomar.edu/hgerhardt/images/Hugh%20eating%20hot%20dog.JPG

Bearcat
01-06-2005, 11:32 AM
I want to see bearcat in a goatee.

No, really. I do.

Guess I could do a photoshop or something ROFL



Why the hell would anyone be afraid of bearcat? He may make some strange faces when he's watch'n the Chiefs/Aves/Jayhawks score, but noth'n about him is scary...

Me...scary? Okay, that's a little more understandable.

Grab your hockey gear... I'll show you scary :#

(and it's Avs or Avalanche.... not Aves ;) )


You? Elaborate, please. Are we talking Group-from-the-Dawn-of-the-Dead-chasing-you scary, or something more like I-caught-myself-watching-the-Rosie-O'Donnell-Show-and-liking-it scary?

PastorMikH
01-06-2005, 11:52 AM
[font=Arial][size=3]Planeteer most likely to win a hot dog eating contest
Pastor Mike

Planeteer most likely to win a game of Texas Hold ‘em
Several here......red, morph,badgirl..........



I can't even believe you would suggest that I would win a hotdog eating contest.:shake:

And I also feel the need to ask you just how much $ I took from you in poker and I don't even get mentioned. Shoot, I still have something like $10,000 of yours and Papa's $ in my account.

chiefs4me
01-06-2005, 11:54 AM
Guess I could do a photoshop or something ROFL





Grab your hockey gear... I'll show you scary :#

(and it's Avs or Avalanche.... not Aves ;) )


You? Elaborate, please. Are we talking Group-from-the-Dawn-of-the-Dead-chasing-you scary, or something more like I-caught-myself-watching-the-Rosie-O'Donnell-Show-and-liking-it scary?


Yea,,tell the non hockey loving people it's the avs, the Dallas Stars whipping boys. ROFL

tommykat
01-06-2005, 08:00 PM
I can't even believe you would suggest that I would win a hotdog eating contest.:shake:

And I also feel the need to ask you just how much $ I took from you in poker and I don't even get mentioned. Shoot, I still have something like $10,000 of yours and Papa's $ in my account.

That's because you never play anymore............big boy.......aka "hot dog eater" ROFL

badgirl
01-06-2005, 08:14 PM
I think I'm going to get a poker account and show you all how to play. Get ready to go bankrupt. :p

Logical
01-06-2005, 08:19 PM
Planeteer you consider to be your father figure
Logical :thumb:
Who loves you Dad?:D

Logical
01-06-2005, 08:24 PM
Well, it's not entirely one piece. I have to have seams around the crotch and waist and down the spine. But it's worth it for that "lived-in" look.

Well that deflated penis look would be pretty unbecoming, and well when you are spineless what else can you do.

badgirl
01-06-2005, 08:25 PM
Well that deflated penis look would be pretty unbecoming, and well when you are spineless what else can you do.
ROFL ROFL rep for you

ENDelt260
01-07-2005, 11:00 AM
Yea,,tell the non hockey loving people it's the avs, the Dallas Stars whipping boys. ROFL
What's the Stars record against 'em this year?

Bearcat
01-07-2005, 11:10 AM
What's the Stars record against 'em this year?


Can't be good.... the Avalanche are undefeated this year.

chiefs4me
01-07-2005, 11:10 AM
What's the Stars record against 'em this year?


:mad:











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Haven't you heard baby,,WE haven't lost a game,,ROFLROFL

JazzzLovr
01-07-2005, 11:31 AM
Planeteer best suited to become the next Carl Peterson

I'd have to agree with Zach and go with Keg on this one.

Planeteer best suited to become the next head coach

Gaz, just to send KHinz57 over the edge again.

Planeteer most likely to flash her/his breasts during a half-time show

Phobia

Planeteer most likely to win a tequila shot drinking contest

CntryGal

Planeteer most likely to be found in a dive bar playing the saxophone behind dark glasses

I was going to say morphius/Pooky, but he likes to brag about his eyes too much to ever cover them up like that. :D

Planeteer most likely to be discovered with plutonium in the trunk of his car

RainMan

Planeteer most likely to be ticketed for driving the wrong way down a one-way street

Tommykat

Planeteer you would trust to date your sister, or daughter, or even your own mother

ROFL Riiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Planeteer you consider to be your father figure

RedneckRaider seems to think he is.

Planeteer you’d like most to go camping with

Darkwolfe :D

Planeteer you’d like most to go drinking with even though you are the one picking up the tab

RainMan or PastorMikH. Dr. Peppers all around!! ;)

Planeteer most likely to be kindest to children and strangers

Stevieray

Planeteer you’d most like to take home with you

Darkwolfe. o:-)

KS Smitty
01-07-2005, 11:52 AM
It's that time of year again. It's been awhile since I've done this, but here is the third in the series of the ChiefsPlanet Ultimate List- some of you will recall the past lists, but this one is sparked by Skip's recent thread. Have fun, and be nice to each other.

Planeteer best suited to become the next Carl Peterson

Bob_Dole. He can say Shut the F*** Up and Sit the F*** Down better than King Carl.

Planeteer best suited to become the next head coach

Htismaqe-he's already a Carl apologist. ;)

Planeteer most likely to win a hot dog eating contest

:hmmm: go bo maybe

Planeteer most likely to win a game of Texas Hold ‘em

Ali Chi3fs

Planeteer most likely to end up in jail

LvnHack :)

Planeteer most likely to punch Al Davis in the kisser

Ugly Duck

Planeteer most likely to flash her/his breasts during a half-time show

Phobia, although he may be flashing other body parts too.

Planeteer most likely to be mistaking Ashley Simpson as a character from the perennial animated series, The Simpsons

???

Planeteer most likely to cause a riot in the streets of KC after a Super Bowl win

memyselfI just by appearing. ROFL

Planeteer most likely to win a tequila shot drinking contest

ENDelt

Planeteer most likely to be found in the desert smoking toads.

If this said licking toads I would say MarkM or CosmicPal but smoking them....goatcheese

Planeteer who thinks he can do a better job than Bartee

Everyone

Planeteer most likely to be found in a dive bar playing the saxophone behind dark glasses

Rainman

Planeteer you would like to have run your company from the ground up

Logical

Planeteer most likely to become the next punter for the Chief’s

RednFeisty

Planeteer most likely to be discovered with plutonium in the trunk of his car

???

Planeteer with the best chance to be dating Natalie Portman

Big Daddy

Planeteer most likely to be ticketed for driving the wrong way down a one-way street

Slayer

Planeteer most likely to end up on a reality TV series

Tommykat

Planeteer most likely to make an azz of him/herself on said reality TV series

Papa Smurf :p

Planeteer you would trust to date your sister, or daughter, or even your own mother

Raiderhader

Planeteer you consider to be your father figure

Old Geezer

Planeteer you’d like most to go camping with

Bwana, at least we wouldn't go hungry!

Planeteer you’d like most to go drinking with even though you are the one picking up the tab

Boozer

Planeteer most likely to be kindest to children and strangers

Gaz

Planeteer you’d most like to take home with you

Raiderhader, he's my hero.

Jenny Gump
01-07-2005, 12:07 PM
Planeteer most likely to flash her/his breasts during a half-time show

JennyGump


My philosophy, is WWTHT?

(Why wait til half-time)