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Lightning Rod
01-06-2005, 11:11 AM
If any of my fellow CP folk live in or around Ft. Lauderdale or Miami in need to pick your brain and get some information.


Thanks

Iowanian
01-06-2005, 11:13 AM
Voter questions should be refered to election officials.

Raiderhader
01-06-2005, 11:16 AM
Why don't you just come out and say it, you are looking for the best strip joints in town.

Lightning Rod
01-06-2005, 11:29 AM
LMAO



Actually I am looking for a Preacher man or a Judge so I can get hitched on the beach.

I am taking a cruise next month and was going to have Captain Stubing marry us but the cruise line just raised their fee $600


Fug them.

Donger
01-06-2005, 11:36 AM
LMAO



Actually I am looking for a Preacher man or a Judge so I can get hitched on the beach.

I am taking a cruise next month and was going to have Captain Stubing marry us but the cruise line just raised their fee $600


Fug them.

Captain Stabbin'?

Might want to rethink that.

Lightning Rod
01-06-2005, 11:39 AM
It is a U on my screen Stubing sounds like stew-Bing

PastorMikH
01-06-2005, 11:41 AM
I'd offer, but the $600 the ships captain is charging is a lot cheaper than what it would cost you to get me there.

:)

Bob Dole
01-06-2005, 11:43 AM
LMAO



Actually I am looking for a Preacher man or a Judge so I can get hitched on the beach.

I am taking a cruise next month and was going to have Captain Stubing marry us but the cruise line just raised their fee $600


Fug them.

And after Bob Dole defended your intelligence.

Dipshit.

Lightning Rod
01-06-2005, 11:45 AM
I'd offer, but the $600 the ships captain is charging is a lot cheaper than what it would cost you to get me there.

:)


No I said $600 MORE

Pastor I could fly you to Ft Lauderdale and pay for your cruise for what they want for a 5 minute I do and a bottle of cheap Vino

PastorMikH
01-06-2005, 11:48 AM
No I said $600 MORE

Pastor I could fly you to Ft Lauderdale and pay for your cruise for what they want for a 5 minute I do and a bottle of cheap Vino



Sounds great! When do we ship?:D

Lightning Rod
01-06-2005, 11:49 AM
And after Bob Dole defended your intelligence.

Dipshit.


I don't recall you ever defending my intellegence.

And that is Mr. dipshit to you.

she likes to drink beer, watch sports, and doesn't like to shop.

Lightning Rod
01-06-2005, 11:50 AM
Sounds great! When do we ship?:D

You legal in florida?

PastorMikH
01-06-2005, 11:54 AM
You legal in florida?



:shrug:


:)

Lightning Rod
01-06-2005, 12:02 PM
:shrug:


:)

Well I guess that makes you about as much help as the senator.
;)

Raiderhader
01-06-2005, 12:02 PM
You legal in florida?


Just wait until you are in internationale waters.

Demonpenz
01-06-2005, 12:05 PM
and oj simpson as captain stabing

Lightning Rod
01-06-2005, 12:06 PM
Just wait until you are in internationale waters.

I am not sure that is actually legal. I want to inherit her liquor cabinet after she realizes what a huge mistake I was and throws herself in the river.

Raiderhader
01-06-2005, 12:13 PM
I am not sure that is actually legal. I want to inherit her liquor cabinet after she realizes what a huge mistake I was and throws herself in the river.


Bah, claim it's legality under the law of Neptune and be done with it.