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Lightning Rod
01-06-2005, 12:11 PM
If any of my fellow CP folk live in or around Ft. Lauderdale or Miami in need to pick your brain and get some information.


Thanks

Iowanian
01-06-2005, 12:13 PM
Voter questions should be refered to election officials.

Raiderhader
01-06-2005, 12:16 PM
Why don't you just come out and say it, you are looking for the best strip joints in town.

Lightning Rod
01-06-2005, 12:29 PM
LMAO



Actually I am looking for a Preacher man or a Judge so I can get hitched on the beach.

I am taking a cruise next month and was going to have Captain Stubing marry us but the cruise line just raised their fee $600


Fug them.

Donger
01-06-2005, 12:36 PM
LMAO



Actually I am looking for a Preacher man or a Judge so I can get hitched on the beach.

I am taking a cruise next month and was going to have Captain Stubing marry us but the cruise line just raised their fee $600


Fug them.

Captain Stabbin'?

Might want to rethink that.

Lightning Rod
01-06-2005, 12:39 PM
It is a U on my screen Stubing sounds like stew-Bing

PastorMikH
01-06-2005, 12:41 PM
I'd offer, but the $600 the ships captain is charging is a lot cheaper than what it would cost you to get me there.

:)

Bob Dole
01-06-2005, 12:43 PM
LMAO



Actually I am looking for a Preacher man or a Judge so I can get hitched on the beach.

I am taking a cruise next month and was going to have Captain Stubing marry us but the cruise line just raised their fee $600


Fug them.

And after Bob Dole defended your intelligence.

Dipshit.

Lightning Rod
01-06-2005, 12:45 PM
I'd offer, but the $600 the ships captain is charging is a lot cheaper than what it would cost you to get me there.

:)


No I said $600 MORE

Pastor I could fly you to Ft Lauderdale and pay for your cruise for what they want for a 5 minute I do and a bottle of cheap Vino

PastorMikH
01-06-2005, 12:48 PM
No I said $600 MORE

Pastor I could fly you to Ft Lauderdale and pay for your cruise for what they want for a 5 minute I do and a bottle of cheap Vino



Sounds great! When do we ship?:D

Lightning Rod
01-06-2005, 12:49 PM
And after Bob Dole defended your intelligence.

Dipshit.


I don't recall you ever defending my intellegence.

And that is Mr. dipshit to you.

she likes to drink beer, watch sports, and doesn't like to shop.

Lightning Rod
01-06-2005, 12:50 PM
Sounds great! When do we ship?:D

You legal in florida?

PastorMikH
01-06-2005, 12:54 PM
You legal in florida?



:shrug:


:)

Lightning Rod
01-06-2005, 01:02 PM
:shrug:


:)

Well I guess that makes you about as much help as the senator.
;)

Raiderhader
01-06-2005, 01:02 PM
You legal in florida?


Just wait until you are in internationale waters.

Demonpenz
01-06-2005, 01:05 PM
and oj simpson as captain stabing

Lightning Rod
01-06-2005, 01:06 PM
Just wait until you are in internationale waters.

I am not sure that is actually legal. I want to inherit her liquor cabinet after she realizes what a huge mistake I was and throws herself in the river.

Raiderhader
01-06-2005, 01:13 PM
I am not sure that is actually legal. I want to inherit her liquor cabinet after she realizes what a huge mistake I was and throws herself in the river.


Bah, claim it's legality under the law of Neptune and be done with it.