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MOhillbilly
01-06-2005, 12:51 PM
Well does it?

Raiderhader
01-06-2005, 12:52 PM
WTF?!?!

ck_IN
01-06-2005, 12:52 PM
How exactly would you know?

Practicing a litle self .... oh never mind.

Raiderhader
01-06-2005, 12:54 PM
I suppose they could, if we used maple syrup instead of lotion.....

ChiTown
01-06-2005, 12:55 PM
I'd say more like a sweaty gym sock.......

Donger
01-06-2005, 12:55 PM
Well does it?

No.

More like Chicken in a Bisket crackers.

DenverChief
01-06-2005, 12:55 PM
I'd say more like a sweaty gym sock.......

is that your happy sock? ROFL

KC Kings
01-06-2005, 12:56 PM
I'd say more like a sweaty gym sock.......
If you would stuff your pants with a clean sock next time, it would clear that problem right up.

MichaelH
01-06-2005, 12:56 PM
My dick isn't long enough to get a good wiff :deevee: but my wife says it smells like Sunday Dinner.

Saulbadguy
01-06-2005, 12:57 PM
My dick feels like corn.

Kris Kringle
01-06-2005, 12:57 PM
If you would stuff your pants with a clean sock next time, it would clear that problem right up. This needs to be moved to the DC forum. I'm sure it's going to get political. :)

Donger
01-06-2005, 12:58 PM
My dick feels like corn.

I hate clamidia.

Pennywise
01-06-2005, 12:59 PM
In some sort of new 'big brown round' breakfast club are you?

ChiTown
01-06-2005, 01:00 PM
I hate clamidia.

Clamydia?

That's more like genital warts.....not that I'd know anything about that......

Skip Towne
01-06-2005, 01:02 PM
WTF is going on here?

ChiTown
01-06-2005, 01:02 PM
WTF is going on here?

Just STFU and tell us what your dick smells like already..........

Demonpenz
01-06-2005, 01:06 PM
can someone add a poll?

Scaga
01-06-2005, 01:24 PM
Nope....
But thanks for asking. :hmmm:

bricks
01-06-2005, 01:26 PM
WTF?!?!

yup I'm thinking the same way.

seclark
01-06-2005, 01:28 PM
ouch...damn, i just threw my back out.
sec

ENDelt260
01-06-2005, 01:29 PM
Clamydia?

That's more like genital warts.....not that I'd know anything about that......
HPV causes genital warts.

ENDelt260
01-06-2005, 01:30 PM
Does your dick smell like pancakes?

Only after a *good* breakfast.

gblowfish
01-06-2005, 01:30 PM
No. But I heard a rumour that Marty Shottenheimer was run out of KC for having a three way with Aunt Jemimah and Mrs. Butterworth.

Kerberos
01-06-2005, 01:33 PM
If ya get a little from the WU or GFU up the rocky road it might smell like DICK CHEESE !

:)

Cliff

siberian khatru
01-06-2005, 01:34 PM
is that your happy sock? ROFL

I don't think my sock would be happy if it were used ... er,that way.

BTW, mine smells like beef wellington with a side of aspargus with hollandaise sauce and a nice Zinfandel. And creme brulee for dessert.

ChiTown
01-06-2005, 01:35 PM
I just checked, and it looks orange and smells like Cheetos. WTF?

I think I should see a doctor, or maybe I should just wash my hands after I eat lunch......

Taco John
01-06-2005, 01:35 PM
I'm glad that we have the playoffs to talk about this week.

ChiTown
01-06-2005, 01:37 PM
I'm glad that we have the playoffs to talk about this week.

Don't worry, you'll be talking about what your boyfriends ass smells like after this weekend...........

Raiderhader
01-06-2005, 01:37 PM
Bunch of food f#ckers.

BIG_DADDY
01-06-2005, 01:38 PM
I'm glad that we have the playoffs to talk about this week.

Yea no point talking about your little taquito, not much there to talk about.

Donger
01-06-2005, 01:40 PM
Bunch of food f#ckers.

Beh. Like you never have.

journeyscarab
01-06-2005, 02:59 PM
Fumunda Cheese

Raiderhader
01-06-2005, 03:00 PM
Beh. Like you never have.


Well, there was this jelly roll once......

Demonpenz
01-06-2005, 03:01 PM
jar of room tempo mayo

siberian khatru
01-06-2005, 03:02 PM
Well, there was this jelly roll once......

Let's just say I sorta invented the Twinkie.

Donger
01-06-2005, 03:04 PM
Well, there was this jelly roll once......

Yeah, the family never quite lets you forget when you're caught humping the Thanksgiving turkey.

ENDelt260
01-06-2005, 03:08 PM
Yeah, the family never quite lets you forget when you're caught humping the Thanksgiving turkey.
Which is odd, because you'd think EVERYONE would want to forget that.

Braincase
01-06-2005, 03:09 PM
I have no idea what my penis smells like. If RaidersRock were still around, you could ask him.

morphius
01-06-2005, 03:10 PM
I have no idea what my penis smells like. If RaidersRock were still around, you could ask him.
Why? Did he take it with him when he left?

Donger
01-06-2005, 03:11 PM
Which is odd, because you'd think EVERYONE would want to forget that.

The perp in particular.

ENDelt260
01-06-2005, 03:12 PM
The perp in particular.
I think it would be worse to be a witness...

Course, I guess it beats NOT finding out you humped the turkey...

"What's this new gravy, grandma?"

Wile_E_Coyote
01-06-2005, 03:13 PM
pound cake

Iowanian
01-06-2005, 03:15 PM
Only after I tag team your Aunt Jamima and Mrs Butterworth.

Some twisted, twisted MoFos on this board...I need a new hobby at work.

Donger
01-06-2005, 03:21 PM
I think it would be worse to be a witness...

Course, I guess it beats NOT finding out you humped the turkey...

"What's this new gravy, grandma?"

Ewww. You're sick.

ChiefsFanatik88
01-06-2005, 03:25 PM
Well does it?

I'm not into the American Pie thing.

Joe Seahawk
01-06-2005, 03:29 PM
Does your dick smell like pancakes?

Well does it?

I dunno, you tell me..;)

Alton deFlat
01-06-2005, 04:16 PM
I just checked, and it looks orange and smells like Cheetos. WTF?

I think I should see a doctor, or maybe I should just wash my hands after I eat lunch......

Been watchin' porn, have ya?

David.
01-06-2005, 04:19 PM
My dick feels like corn.


my favorite comedian ever.

SPchief
01-06-2005, 04:23 PM
my dick smells fishy

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-06-2005, 04:26 PM
New car smell here. A Mustang.

ROYC75
01-06-2005, 04:27 PM
Well if it doesn't , a little Log Cabin could help . ROFL

ROYC75
01-06-2005, 04:28 PM
Somebody ask Anton !

BIG_DADDY
01-06-2005, 04:34 PM
There's gotta be a my dick smells like your girlfriend/wife/mother joke in here somewhere.

beavis
01-06-2005, 04:46 PM
Mine smells like peanut butter.

Baby Lee
01-06-2005, 04:56 PM
gotta love google

http://www.skinheads.net/forums/printthread.php?t=3699

MOhillbilly
01-06-2005, 04:58 PM
gotta love google

http://www.skinheads.net/forums/printthread.php?t=3699


ROFL

hahaha fvcker.

journeyscarab
01-06-2005, 04:59 PM
Like dirty box.

Taco John
01-06-2005, 05:00 PM
wow.

Kerberos
01-06-2005, 05:10 PM
OK OK .....

If the ole lady ate pancakes this morning and we have some good anal sex this evening without a enema first... I am sure it would KINDA smell like pancakes afterwards???

:)

Cliff

booger
01-06-2005, 05:28 PM
smells like teen spirit.

chiefs4me
01-06-2005, 05:51 PM
OK OK .....

If the ole lady ate pancakes this morning and we have some good anal sex this evening without a enema first... I am sure it would KINDA smell like pancakes afterwards???

:)

Cliff


You are a disgusting little toad,:mad::cuss:

ENDelt260
01-06-2005, 05:52 PM
You are a disgusting little toad,:mad::cuss:
What's disgusting about anal sex?

Well, other than the potential Raider fan that could result from the unprotected variety.

Kerberos
01-06-2005, 05:53 PM
You are a disgusting little toad,:mad::cuss:
:thumb: ROFL

Yea I know ... and I am proud to be a disgusting AMERICAN !

:)

chiefs4me
01-06-2005, 05:53 PM
Well does it?


Besides thinking what a sick sick man you are. I am really curious to know why YOU want to know how these men smell. :shake:

chiefs4me
01-06-2005, 05:59 PM
What's disgusting about anal sex?

Well, other than the potential Raider fan that could result from the unprotected variety.


It wasn't about the sex. It was for mentioning his wife that way. I found it disgusting,, but that's my opinion,,:harumph:

chiefz
01-06-2005, 06:06 PM
No, but if yours does might I suggest that you find a better hobby.

Donger
01-06-2005, 06:08 PM
It wasn't about the sex. It was for mentioning his wife that way. I found it disgusting,, but that's my opinion,,:harumph:

Why?

After all, you guys are just holes with legs.


























Just kidding.

Kerberos
01-06-2005, 06:15 PM
Why?

After all, you guys are just holes with legs.


ROFL

HA HA

stumppy
01-06-2005, 06:23 PM
pancakes ?????



Funny name, but I'm sure it has at one time or another?

OldTownChief
01-06-2005, 06:46 PM
Why?

After all, you guys are just holes with legs.

And all this time I thought they were just life support systems for a p*ssy.

Donger
01-06-2005, 07:26 PM
And all this time I thought they were just life support systems for a p*ssy.

Forget not the other two.

Nightfyre
01-06-2005, 07:28 PM
Forget not the other two.
Mouth and anus? mouth without vocal cords would have been better for sure.

journeyscarab
01-06-2005, 07:31 PM
And all this time I thought they were just life support systems for a p*ssy.
ROFL ROFL ROFL

LTownChief
01-06-2005, 09:05 PM
my penis smells like your mom's saliva.

badgirl
01-06-2005, 09:22 PM
There's gotta be a my dick smells like your girlfriend/wife/mother joke in here somewhere.
iF STUMPPYS smells like me than that would be "ocean Breeze" . :p

BigRedChief
01-06-2005, 09:28 PM
This needs to be moved to the DC forum. I'm sure it's going to get political. :)

Its needs to go to the romper roomSTFU

Wile_E_Coyote
01-06-2005, 09:48 PM
There's gotta be a my dick smells like your girlfriend/wife/mother joke in here somewhere.

...& a Taco/short stack one aswell

chiefs4me
01-06-2005, 10:39 PM
iF STUMPPYS smells like me than that would be "ocean Breeze" . :p


OMG girlfriend ROFL rep for that :thumb:

XXXshogunXXX
01-06-2005, 11:03 PM
mine smells like your mothers breath

WebGem
01-06-2005, 11:08 PM
Yea no point talking about your little taquito, not much there to talk about.
ROFL

Classic.

dtebbe
01-06-2005, 11:39 PM
You tell me...

Count Alex's Losses
01-07-2005, 03:09 AM
My penis smells like milk and honey.

Kerberos
01-17-2005, 04:52 PM
It wasn't about the sex. It was for mentioning his wife that way. I found it disgusting,, but that's my opinion,,:harumph:

I had to bring this back up to the top .... How the HELL did I mention my wife ... I was speaking in the third person ... I could have been talking about anyones wife !! Or GoatCheese for his Priest!

Hell it could of been about a GFU ... no one asked so I didn't divulge that info!

Thanks for ASUMING !

I really didn't think it deserved a NEGATIVE from you ... but hey that is your opinion and YOUR right ...

:(

Cliff