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Calcountry
01-08-2005, 01:04 PM
Here are a couple to start you off:

"You can sheer a sheep many times, but you can only skin it once."

"A pig gets fat, but a hog gets stuck."

Demonpenz
01-08-2005, 01:06 PM
go **** yourself

Calcountry
01-08-2005, 01:08 PM
go **** yourself
Thats a rep.

Calcountry
01-08-2005, 01:09 PM
"You get more flys with honey than you do vinegar."

Calcountry
01-08-2005, 01:10 PM
"Liquor before beer and your in the clear."

There's one Delt should be able to appreciate.

Demonpenz
01-08-2005, 01:13 PM
smells like a fish grab a dish

Demonpenz
01-08-2005, 01:13 PM
If there's grass on the field play ball, if not turn her around and play in the mud

Calcountry
01-08-2005, 01:15 PM
Beer before liquor, makes you sicker.

Valiant
01-08-2005, 01:19 PM
"You get more flys with honey than you do vinegar."


Who the **** wants flys???

Calcountry
01-08-2005, 01:21 PM
Who the **** wants flys???
Have you ever tried to return something to a store?

Calcountry
01-08-2005, 01:22 PM
If the Shoe fits, wear it.

Calcountry
01-08-2005, 01:26 PM
That dog won't hunt.

Skip Towne
01-08-2005, 01:32 PM
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Calcountry
01-08-2005, 02:00 PM
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.

headsnap
01-08-2005, 02:03 PM
"Liquor before beer and your in the clear."

There's one Delt should be able to appreciate.\


Liquor in front, Poker in the rear.

4th and Long
01-08-2005, 02:05 PM
"Women. You can't live with 'em ...... pass me the beer nuts Cliffy." - Norm