View Full Version : Arm Wrestling on ESPN?
Spicy McHaggis
01-08-2005, 02:16 PM
They just interviewed this guy who called himself "the most charismatic arm-wrestler in the world." What? I keep on expecting Dan Patrick to pop up and say "Gotcha! We're just f***in' with ya! Now onto Sports Center." Why the hell isn't ESPN doing something football related?
cdcox
01-08-2005, 02:27 PM
ABC=ESPN. All the ESPN guys are on ABC.
Deberg_1990
01-08-2005, 02:29 PM
Reminds me of that awful Stallone flick from the 80's "Over the Top"
I'm rooting for Lincoln Hawk.... especially versus Bull Hurley.
Bob Dole
01-08-2005, 02:33 PM
"the most charismatic arm-wrestler in the world."
GODDAMNIT!
Now Bob Dole has to search for a new title to pursue.
Maybe "least aromatic trash hauler" is still available. Or maybe "janitor with the best posture."
beavis
01-08-2005, 03:44 PM
It could be worse. I saw a scrabble tournament on ESPN a couple months ago.
When I turn my hat around, it's like I become a machine.
JimNasium
01-08-2005, 03:50 PM
GODDAMNIT!
Now Bob Dole has to search for a new title to pursue.
Maybe "least aromatic trash hauler" is still available. Or maybe "janitor with the best posture."
Longest eyebrow hair?
morphius
01-08-2005, 03:57 PM
when a football game is on ABC (or pregrame) ESPN puts nothing on that a person might even think to watch so that all sports people will up ABC's numbers.
At least that has been my feeling.
Fat Elvis
01-08-2005, 05:12 PM
It could be worse. I saw a scrabble tournament on ESPN a couple months ago.
The expert analysts on that tournament were hilarious. "Oh, it is soooo obvious that he could make the word fezelquj with those letters. I can't believe he isn't going for the 50 bonus points."
I was just waiting for Kwyjibo to be used.
Bob Dole
01-08-2005, 05:29 PM
Longest eyebrow hair?
Bob Dole got tired of getting jabbed in the damned eye and gave up on that one.
Thig Lyfe
01-08-2005, 05:30 PM
I'm rooting for Lincoln Hawk.... especially versus Bull Hurley.
Dude... Lincoln Hawk is overrated.
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