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Spicy McHaggis
01-08-2005, 03:16 PM
They just interviewed this guy who called himself "the most charismatic arm-wrestler in the world." What? I keep on expecting Dan Patrick to pop up and say "Gotcha! We're just f***in' with ya! Now onto Sports Center." Why the hell isn't ESPN doing something football related?

cdcox
01-08-2005, 03:27 PM
ABC=ESPN. All the ESPN guys are on ABC.

Deberg_1990
01-08-2005, 03:29 PM
Reminds me of that awful Stallone flick from the 80's "Over the Top"

tk13
01-08-2005, 03:29 PM
I'm rooting for Lincoln Hawk.... especially versus Bull Hurley.

Bob Dole
01-08-2005, 03:33 PM
"the most charismatic arm-wrestler in the world."

GODDAMNIT!

Now Bob Dole has to search for a new title to pursue.

Maybe "least aromatic trash hauler" is still available. Or maybe "janitor with the best posture."

beavis
01-08-2005, 04:44 PM
It could be worse. I saw a scrabble tournament on ESPN a couple months ago.

tk13
01-08-2005, 04:46 PM
When I turn my hat around, it's like I become a machine.

JimNasium
01-08-2005, 04:50 PM
GODDAMNIT!

Now Bob Dole has to search for a new title to pursue.

Maybe "least aromatic trash hauler" is still available. Or maybe "janitor with the best posture."
Longest eyebrow hair?

morphius
01-08-2005, 04:57 PM
when a football game is on ABC (or pregrame) ESPN puts nothing on that a person might even think to watch so that all sports people will up ABC's numbers.

At least that has been my feeling.

Fat Elvis
01-08-2005, 06:12 PM
It could be worse. I saw a scrabble tournament on ESPN a couple months ago.

The expert analysts on that tournament were hilarious. "Oh, it is soooo obvious that he could make the word fezelquj with those letters. I can't believe he isn't going for the 50 bonus points."

I was just waiting for Kwyjibo to be used.

Bob Dole
01-08-2005, 06:29 PM
Longest eyebrow hair?

Bob Dole got tired of getting jabbed in the damned eye and gave up on that one.

Thig Lyfe
01-08-2005, 06:30 PM
I'm rooting for Lincoln Hawk.... especially versus Bull Hurley.

Dude... Lincoln Hawk is overrated.