Branden Albert's Huge Balls
01-10-2005, 11:14 PM
For round 4 we decided to do things a little different.
Wow! This was FUN!
Tribbey and I took a batch of classic NFL rosters and duked it out with the All-time Broncos team vs the All-time Chiefs team.
Elway vs Dawson! Davis vs Okoye! Gradishar vs Lanier! BRING IT ON!
I won, of course. Dawson pulled off a comeback after trailing 31-14. He matriculated that ball down the field all day long. Otis Taylor caught about 1,594 slants in this game.
Elway kept pace by howitzering the ball down the field. I thought I had picks about 7 times in this game but the ball got there too fast. Bastard.
Weather
Forecast: Fair
Wind: 3 mph
Temp: 65 degrees
Team Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 OT FINAL
All Broncos 10 21 3 9 0 43
All Chiefs 7 28 14 10 0 59
Game Statistics: All Broncos All Chiefs
First Downs 19 27
Third Down Conversions 7 6
Third Downs 16 13
Third Down Percentage 43.8% 46.2%
Forth Down Conversions 0 0
Fourth Downs 1 0
Fourth Down Percentage 0.0% 0.0%
Two Pt Conversions Made 0 0
Two Pt Conversions Attempted 1 0
Two Pt Conversion Percentage 0.0% 0.0%
Offense Redzone Num 4 6
Offense Redzone TDs 1 5
Offense Redzone FGs 1 1
Offense Redzone Percentage 50.0% 100.0%
Rushing Attempts 26 37
Rushing Yards 129 247
Rushing Average 5.0 6.7
Rushing TDs 1 3
Passing Yards 480 410
Passing Completions 23 30
Passing Attempts 48 40
Completion Percentage 47.9% 75.0%
Passing Average 10.0 10.3
Passing TDs 4 5
Offensive Pass Interceptions 1 2
TOTAL OFFENSE 609 657
Defensive Pass Interceptions 2 1
Punt Return Yards 5 22
Kick Return Yards 124 136
Punts 5 5
Punt Avg 47.8 44.4
Fumbles 1 1
Fumbles Lost 1 0
Penalties 1 0
Penalty Yds 0 0
Turnovers 2 2
TIME OF POSSESSION 16:02 19:58
Individual Stats: All Chiefs
PASSING CMP ATT YDS PCT YPA SACK TD INT LONG RATING
Len Dawson 30 40 429 75 10.7 4 5 2 76 128.0
RUSHING ATT YDS AVG LONG TD FUM
Christian Okoye 26 133 5.1 22 1 0
Joe Delaney 8 108 13.5 83 2 0
Tony Reed 1 4 4.0 4 0 0
Len Dawson 2 2 1.0 11 0 1
RECEIVING REC YDS AVG LONG TD DROP YAC
Carlos Carson 8 168 21.0 76 1 0 111
Otis Taylor 11 159 14.4 39 4 0 18
Henry Marshall 6 73 12.1 18 0 0 18
Tony Reed 2 13 6.5 12 0 0 11
Keith Cash 1 6 6.0 6 0 0 0
<a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/12400" target="_blank">Tony Gonzalez</a> 1 6 6.0 6 0 0 0
Joe Delaney 1 4 4.0 4 0 0 2
KICKING FGM FGA PCT FGSBLOCKED XPA XPM PCT XPSBLOCKED KICKOFFS TOUCHBACKS
Nick Lowery 1 2 50 0 8 8 100 0 10 2
PUNTING ATT YDS AVG LONG BLOCKS IN20 TOUCHBACKS
Jerrel Wilson 5 222 44.3 59 0 2 1
KICK RETURNS ATT YDS AVG TD LONG
Carlos Carson 6 127 21.1 0 25
Barry Word 1 9 9.0 0 9
PUNT RETURNS ATT YDS AVG LONG TD
Carlos Carson 1 22 22.0 22 0
Barry Word 0 0 0.0 0 0
DEFENSE TOT LOSS SACK FF FREC YDS TD INT RET AVG DEFLECTIONS SAFETIES
Emmitt Thomas 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 2 0
Mike Sensibaugh 8 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 2 0
Derrick Thomas 7 0 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Deron Cherry 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0
Willie Lanier 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 2 0
Bud Abell 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0
Neil Smith 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Johnny Robinson 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 15 15.0 1 0
Art Still 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Joe Delaney 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Dave Grayson 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0
Kevin Ross 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 3 0
Bobby Hunt 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Otis Taylor 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Albert Lewis 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 2 0
BLOCKING PANCAKES SACKS ALLOWED
Tony Reed 7 0
Keith Cash 6 0
Ed Budde 6 1
Jack Ruduay 4 0
Jim Tyrer 4 0
Irv Eatman 4 0
Rich Baldinger 3 0
<a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/12400" target="_blank">Tony Gonzalez</a> 1 0
Individual Stats: All Broncos
PASSING CMP ATT YDS PCT YPA SACK TD INT LONG RATING
John Elway 23 47 496 48 10.5 3 4 1 83 106.3
Lionel Taylor 0 1 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 39.6
RUSHING ATT YDS AVG LONG TD FUM
Terrell Davis 24 111 4.6 13 1 0
John Elway 1 11 11.0 11 0 0
Otis Armstrong 1 7 7.0 7 0 0
RECEIVING REC YDS AVG LONG TD DROP YAC
Terrell Davis 10 153 15.2 83 1 0 126
Haven Moses 6 145 24.1 50 1 0 40
Mark Jackson 4 93 23.2 59 1 0 17
Vance Johnson 1 81 81.0 81 1 0 63
Anthony Lynn 1 13 13.0 13 0 0 6
Clarence Kay 1 11 11.0 11 0 0 0
KICKING FGM FGA PCT FGSBLOCKED XPA XPM PCT XPSBLOCKED KICKOFFS TOUCHBACKS
Jim Turner 3 3 100 0 4 4 100 0 8 1
PUNTING ATT YDS AVG LONG BLOCKS IN20 TOUCHBACKS
Mike Horan 5 239 47.7 55 0 2 1
KICK RETURNS ATT YDS AVG TD LONG
Vance Johnson 8 124 15.5 0 19
PUNT RETURNS ATT YDS AVG LONG TD
Vance Johnson 1 5 5.0 5 0
DEFENSE TOT LOSS SACK FF FREC YDS TD INT RET AVG DEFLECTIONS SAFETIES
Tom Jackson 8 1 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Goose Gonsoulin 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0
Dennis Smith 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 27 27.0 1 0
Louis Wright 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Steve Atwater 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Randy Gradishar 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 32 32.0 1 0
Mike Croel 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Lyle Alzado 5 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Vance Johnson 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Rulon Jones 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Andre Townsend 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Steve Foley 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Rick Dennison 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Greg Krager 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Haven Moses 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Bobby Swenson 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
BLOCKING PANCAKES SACKS ALLOWED
Claude Minor 11 1
Billy Bryan 5 0
Keith Bishop 4 0
Ken Lanier 4 0
Anthony Lynn 4 0
Haven Moses 2 0
<a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/1329" target="_blank">Shannon Sharpe </a> 2 0
Riley Odoms 1 0
Mark Jackson 1 0
Terrell Davis 1 0
Karl Mecklenburg 1 0
Paul Howard 1 0
Some screenshots:
An early Gradishar INT threatens to bury KC:
http://img111.exs.cx/img111/608/Image292.jpg
Carlos Carson races down the sideline en route to a TD off a slip screen.
http://img111.exs.cx/img111/6349/Image293.jpg
Terrell Davis scores off a long catch and run from Smellway.
http://img111.exs.cx/img111/4896/Image294.jpg
DT sacked Elway on the last play of the game.
Next up: 97 Broncos vs 95 Chiefs
Wow! This was FUN!
Tribbey and I took a batch of classic NFL rosters and duked it out with the All-time Broncos team vs the All-time Chiefs team.
Elway vs Dawson! Davis vs Okoye! Gradishar vs Lanier! BRING IT ON!
I won, of course. Dawson pulled off a comeback after trailing 31-14. He matriculated that ball down the field all day long. Otis Taylor caught about 1,594 slants in this game.
Elway kept pace by howitzering the ball down the field. I thought I had picks about 7 times in this game but the ball got there too fast. Bastard.
Weather
Forecast: Fair
Wind: 3 mph
Temp: 65 degrees
Team Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 OT FINAL
All Broncos 10 21 3 9 0 43
All Chiefs 7 28 14 10 0 59
Game Statistics: All Broncos All Chiefs
First Downs 19 27
Third Down Conversions 7 6
Third Downs 16 13
Third Down Percentage 43.8% 46.2%
Forth Down Conversions 0 0
Fourth Downs 1 0
Fourth Down Percentage 0.0% 0.0%
Two Pt Conversions Made 0 0
Two Pt Conversions Attempted 1 0
Two Pt Conversion Percentage 0.0% 0.0%
Offense Redzone Num 4 6
Offense Redzone TDs 1 5
Offense Redzone FGs 1 1
Offense Redzone Percentage 50.0% 100.0%
Rushing Attempts 26 37
Rushing Yards 129 247
Rushing Average 5.0 6.7
Rushing TDs 1 3
Passing Yards 480 410
Passing Completions 23 30
Passing Attempts 48 40
Completion Percentage 47.9% 75.0%
Passing Average 10.0 10.3
Passing TDs 4 5
Offensive Pass Interceptions 1 2
TOTAL OFFENSE 609 657
Defensive Pass Interceptions 2 1
Punt Return Yards 5 22
Kick Return Yards 124 136
Punts 5 5
Punt Avg 47.8 44.4
Fumbles 1 1
Fumbles Lost 1 0
Penalties 1 0
Penalty Yds 0 0
Turnovers 2 2
TIME OF POSSESSION 16:02 19:58
Individual Stats: All Chiefs
PASSING CMP ATT YDS PCT YPA SACK TD INT LONG RATING
Len Dawson 30 40 429 75 10.7 4 5 2 76 128.0
RUSHING ATT YDS AVG LONG TD FUM
Christian Okoye 26 133 5.1 22 1 0
Joe Delaney 8 108 13.5 83 2 0
Tony Reed 1 4 4.0 4 0 0
Len Dawson 2 2 1.0 11 0 1
RECEIVING REC YDS AVG LONG TD DROP YAC
Carlos Carson 8 168 21.0 76 1 0 111
Otis Taylor 11 159 14.4 39 4 0 18
Henry Marshall 6 73 12.1 18 0 0 18
Tony Reed 2 13 6.5 12 0 0 11
Keith Cash 1 6 6.0 6 0 0 0
<a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/12400" target="_blank">Tony Gonzalez</a> 1 6 6.0 6 0 0 0
Joe Delaney 1 4 4.0 4 0 0 2
KICKING FGM FGA PCT FGSBLOCKED XPA XPM PCT XPSBLOCKED KICKOFFS TOUCHBACKS
Nick Lowery 1 2 50 0 8 8 100 0 10 2
PUNTING ATT YDS AVG LONG BLOCKS IN20 TOUCHBACKS
Jerrel Wilson 5 222 44.3 59 0 2 1
KICK RETURNS ATT YDS AVG TD LONG
Carlos Carson 6 127 21.1 0 25
Barry Word 1 9 9.0 0 9
PUNT RETURNS ATT YDS AVG LONG TD
Carlos Carson 1 22 22.0 22 0
Barry Word 0 0 0.0 0 0
DEFENSE TOT LOSS SACK FF FREC YDS TD INT RET AVG DEFLECTIONS SAFETIES
Emmitt Thomas 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 2 0
Mike Sensibaugh 8 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 2 0
Derrick Thomas 7 0 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Deron Cherry 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0
Willie Lanier 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 2 0
Bud Abell 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0
Neil Smith 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Johnny Robinson 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 15 15.0 1 0
Art Still 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Joe Delaney 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Dave Grayson 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0
Kevin Ross 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 3 0
Bobby Hunt 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Otis Taylor 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Albert Lewis 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 2 0
BLOCKING PANCAKES SACKS ALLOWED
Tony Reed 7 0
Keith Cash 6 0
Ed Budde 6 1
Jack Ruduay 4 0
Jim Tyrer 4 0
Irv Eatman 4 0
Rich Baldinger 3 0
<a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/12400" target="_blank">Tony Gonzalez</a> 1 0
Individual Stats: All Broncos
PASSING CMP ATT YDS PCT YPA SACK TD INT LONG RATING
John Elway 23 47 496 48 10.5 3 4 1 83 106.3
Lionel Taylor 0 1 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 39.6
RUSHING ATT YDS AVG LONG TD FUM
Terrell Davis 24 111 4.6 13 1 0
John Elway 1 11 11.0 11 0 0
Otis Armstrong 1 7 7.0 7 0 0
RECEIVING REC YDS AVG LONG TD DROP YAC
Terrell Davis 10 153 15.2 83 1 0 126
Haven Moses 6 145 24.1 50 1 0 40
Mark Jackson 4 93 23.2 59 1 0 17
Vance Johnson 1 81 81.0 81 1 0 63
Anthony Lynn 1 13 13.0 13 0 0 6
Clarence Kay 1 11 11.0 11 0 0 0
KICKING FGM FGA PCT FGSBLOCKED XPA XPM PCT XPSBLOCKED KICKOFFS TOUCHBACKS
Jim Turner 3 3 100 0 4 4 100 0 8 1
PUNTING ATT YDS AVG LONG BLOCKS IN20 TOUCHBACKS
Mike Horan 5 239 47.7 55 0 2 1
KICK RETURNS ATT YDS AVG TD LONG
Vance Johnson 8 124 15.5 0 19
PUNT RETURNS ATT YDS AVG LONG TD
Vance Johnson 1 5 5.0 5 0
DEFENSE TOT LOSS SACK FF FREC YDS TD INT RET AVG DEFLECTIONS SAFETIES
Tom Jackson 8 1 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Goose Gonsoulin 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0
Dennis Smith 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 27 27.0 1 0
Louis Wright 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Steve Atwater 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Randy Gradishar 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 32 32.0 1 0
Mike Croel 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Lyle Alzado 5 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Vance Johnson 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Rulon Jones 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Andre Townsend 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Steve Foley 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Rick Dennison 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Greg Krager 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Haven Moses 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
Bobby Swenson 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0
BLOCKING PANCAKES SACKS ALLOWED
Claude Minor 11 1
Billy Bryan 5 0
Keith Bishop 4 0
Ken Lanier 4 0
Anthony Lynn 4 0
Haven Moses 2 0
<a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/1329" target="_blank">Shannon Sharpe </a> 2 0
Riley Odoms 1 0
Mark Jackson 1 0
Terrell Davis 1 0
Karl Mecklenburg 1 0
Paul Howard 1 0
Some screenshots:
An early Gradishar INT threatens to bury KC:
http://img111.exs.cx/img111/608/Image292.jpg
Carlos Carson races down the sideline en route to a TD off a slip screen.
http://img111.exs.cx/img111/6349/Image293.jpg
Terrell Davis scores off a long catch and run from Smellway.
http://img111.exs.cx/img111/4896/Image294.jpg
DT sacked Elway on the last play of the game.
Next up: 97 Broncos vs 95 Chiefs