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Mr. Kotter
01-12-2005, 07:46 AM
I listened to Sublime this morning on the way to work.

I always laugh at "Date Rape;" it'll be stuck in my head all day.

Mr. Kotter
01-12-2005, 07:48 AM
SUBLIME Lyrics

Date Rape



Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about a hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell.


She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her heart raced as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said."Wait a minute I have to think."
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.


Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said." If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."


That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.


He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date Rape Stylee.


The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, " She lies that little slut!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his hearted is filled with tears.


That night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.


That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
DATE RAPE


She didn't want to TAKE IT!

Count Alex's Losses
01-12-2005, 07:52 AM
Anything by Weird Al. I own several of his CDs.

Ari Chi3fs
01-12-2005, 08:24 AM
that sublime song isnt a parody.

My favorite parody is "Its All About the Pentiums" By Yankovic.

Fuggin Classic song PARODYING "ITs all about teh Benjimins" by Puff Diddy Daddy Combs

Mr. Kotter
01-12-2005, 09:01 AM
that sublime song isnt a parody.



I know; but I think it's funny. :thumb:

ndbbm
01-12-2005, 09:01 AM
Amish Paradise?

gblowfish
01-12-2005, 09:07 AM
Anything by Stephen Lynch (http://www.stephenlynch.coml) or by Bob Rivers (http://www.twistedtunes.com/)
Both guys are funnier than hell. Stephen Lynch is coming to KC at Uptown Theater in February.

morphius
01-12-2005, 09:09 AM
Big Gay Al's rendition of "Back that Ass Up" cracks me up everytime.

Mr. Kotter
01-12-2005, 10:13 AM
Anything by Stephen Lynch (http://www.stephenlynch.coml) or by Bob Rivers (http://www.twistedtunes.com/)
Both guys are funnier than hell. Stephen Lynch is coming to KC at Uptown Theater in February.

Thanks, I'll have to check those out.

tyton75
01-12-2005, 10:35 AM
Cartmans rendition of Oh Holy Night makes me laugh

and Stephen Lynch is probably the funniest guy I have seen in some time.

ENDelt260
01-12-2005, 11:43 AM
that sublime song isnt a parody.

My favorite parody is "Its All About the Pentiums" By Yankovic.

Fuggin Classic song PARODYING "ITs all about teh Benjimins" by Puff Diddy Daddy Combs
The video for that song rocks. Makes fun of all those shitty-ass puffy videos.

I hate puffy.

Mr. Kotter
01-12-2005, 11:52 AM
The video for that song rocks. Makes fun of all those shitty-ass puffy videos.

I hate puffy.

It's one of the reasons I like that song too.

tk13
01-12-2005, 02:01 PM
Amish Paradise... that's probably my favorite Weird Al song. I do think the lyrics he did to the Star Wars parody to the tune of American Pie were pretty creative too...

Frosty
01-12-2005, 02:08 PM
Weird Al's "Couch Potato" is probably my favorite of his songs. I always smile at this line:

But I only watched "Will And Grace" one time one day,
Wish I hadn't 'cause now TiVo thinks I'm gay

I also have a hard time not singing "Another One Rides the Bus" everytime I hear Queen's original version.

ENDelt260
01-12-2005, 02:17 PM
Amish Paradise... that's probably my favorite Weird Al song.

That vid took some talent. He had to lip sync part of the song backwards.

Rukdafaidas
01-12-2005, 02:22 PM
I've always been a fan of Larry Pierce. Here's a link (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000003TVG/ref=m_art_li_1/103-0483897-9660669?v=glance&s=music) to some clips of his.........NSFW.

wutamess
01-12-2005, 02:26 PM
Whoever sings "Take out the paper and the Trash..." used to love that song as a kid.

Isn't that the one where the guys talks and says... "And there she goes"?

"Yo mama" used to be a pretty good one also...
Wasn't Eddie Murphy the singer of that one?

siberian khatru
01-12-2005, 02:27 PM
Remember in the 70s those Dickie Goodman parodies, where he'd insert snippets from popular songs into his routines? I know, lame now, but I thought they were funny when I was a kid:

Goodman: We've just sighted the shark again. He's coming straight for us! Captain Quint is shouting something at him!

Quint: Getcha baby, one of these nights (from the Eagles' "One Of These Nights")

Rukdafaidas
01-12-2005, 02:31 PM
Remember in the 70s those Dickie Goodman parodies, where he'd insert snippets from popular songs into his routines? I know, lame now, but I thought they were funny when I was a kid:

Goodman: We've just sighted the shark again. He's coming straight for us! Captain Quint is shouting something at him!

Quint: Getcha baby, one of these nights (from the Eagles' "One Of These Nights")
Ha, I still have the Jaws and King Kong 45's somewhere. They were great.

Sydd
01-12-2005, 02:32 PM
Pinacoladaburg by Coconut Pete (Bill Paxton), from the movie Club Dread. It's basiacally a parody of Margarittaville by Buffet. Actually, all the songs by Coconut Pete from that movie are quite funny. They used to be available on the website for the movie, but I cannot locate them anymore.

duncan_idaho
01-12-2005, 02:57 PM
don't know if Tenacious D has been mentioned yet ... but F*** her gently and The Tribute are two of the funniest songs I've heard...

And of course Weird Al... my favorite lines from some of his songs:
"a local boy kicked me in the butt last week/I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek/i really don't care, in fact I wish him well/cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell"

"Do you see him hitting on the queen, thoughs he just five and she's 14/yeah he's probably going to marry her... someday"

"I know that Darth Vader's really got you annoyed/but remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed"

Nzoner
01-12-2005, 04:16 PM
Remember in the 70s those Dickie Goodman parodies, where he'd insert snippets from popular songs into his routines? I know, lame now, but I thought they were funny when I was a kid:

Goodman: We've just sighted the shark again. He's coming straight for us! Captain Quint is shouting something at him!

Quint: Getcha baby, one of these nights (from the Eagles' "One Of These Nights")

Remember those well,hell I liked them so much I made a 90 minute tape just like them in college based on all true stuff that had happened to my frat brothers and myself.It was a great hit at parties.

htismaqe
01-12-2005, 04:20 PM
Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen - oh he of "Dad said son you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop drivin' that hotrod Lincoln" fame - penned one of the funniest country songs of all-time...

"Down to Seeds and Stems Again"

AZORChiefFan
01-12-2005, 04:22 PM
Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen - oh he of "Dad said son you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop drivin' that hotrod Lincoln" fame - penned one of the funniest country songs of all-time...

"Down to Seeds and Stems Again"

Also did the song "2 cheeseburgers, side order of fries" I believe.

Nzoner
01-12-2005, 04:39 PM
Also did the song "2 cheeseburgers, side order of fries" I believe.

Yep,they made a video to that song,remember the refrigerator door opening to show a live poodle standing on the top shelf.

The Pedestrian
01-12-2005, 11:45 PM
I don't really have a favorite, but "Elmo's Got a Gun" made me laugh a bit.

Nzoner
01-12-2005, 11:47 PM
I always found David Allen Coe's Cum Stains On The Pillow(where she once laid her head) quite amusing.

Ari Chi3fs
01-12-2005, 11:48 PM
I don't really have a favorite, but "Elmo's Got a Gun" made me laugh a bit.

seriously, j00 dont wanna **** with this

http://www.ualr.edu/axolszewski/images/sesame-street-gang.jpg

Mr. Kotter
01-12-2005, 11:49 PM
I don't really have a favorite, but "Elmo's Got a Gun" made me laugh a bit.

My 9 yr old boy would love that.....to tease his 5 yr old and 3 yr old sisters with (who love Elmo) ROFL

Mr. Kotter
01-12-2005, 11:50 PM
I always found David Allen Coe's Cum Stains On The Pillow(where she once laid her head) quite amusing.

I'll have to see if I can find that one.... ROFL

The Pedestrian
01-12-2005, 11:51 PM
seriously, j00 dont wanna **** with this

http://www.ualr.edu/axolszewski/images/sesame-street-gang.jpg

Elmo knows where you live!

Go down Sesame Street without a bulletproof vest? Fo-git about-it.

ENDelt260
01-12-2005, 11:55 PM
I always found David Allen Coe's Cum Stains On The Pillow(where she once laid her head) quite amusing.
I've got that, and a few of his choice others, in mp3.

Mr. Kotter
01-12-2005, 11:58 PM
Anyone remember Eddie Murphy's "Boogie In Your Butt?" 1883 or 1984?

Nzoner
01-13-2005, 12:01 AM
I've got that, and a few of his choice others, in mp3.

Well get to burnin me a cd.....................uh please

ENDelt260
01-13-2005, 12:03 AM
Well get to burnin me a cd.....................uh please
I'll try to remember next time I'm in Scottsdale. The mp3's and burner are up there.

Nzoner
01-13-2005, 12:16 AM
I'll try to remember next time I'm in Scottsdale. The mp3's and burner are up there.

thanks

Mr. Kotter
01-13-2005, 12:27 AM
I always found David Allen Coe's Cum Stains On The Pillow(where she once laid her head) quite amusing.

Curriosity got the best of me....the lyrics are a hoot:

ROFL

She went away and left me

Oh She never said a word
And even if she would have told me
I probably never would have heard
Well she once said no other woman honey
could lay up in her bed

Noe theres cum stains on the pillow
Where she once laid her head
cum stains on the pillow
in the middle of the bed

I found me a true fine momma
and she got some damn good head
but i hope shes out there listening
to every word i said

Cause theres cum stains on the pillow
Where she once laid her head
(Play it now Guitar Solo)

Here now when she took my Cadilliac
That didnt bother me abit
When she took that blue tick hound
she shouldnt ever done that shit

Never thought Id see the day
Her love would be as dead
as the cum stains on the pillow
Where she once laid her head

Cum stains on the pillow
In the middle of the bed
Found me a too fine momma
and shes got some damn good head

I hope your out there listening
To every word i said
Cause there cum stains on the pillow
where you once laid your head

Yes theres cum stains on the pillow
In the middle of bed

grandllama
01-13-2005, 02:08 AM
I've got that, and a few of his choice others, in mp3.

You notice he didn't ask the guy that owes him some slave labor ROFL

grandllama
01-13-2005, 02:11 AM
That vid took some talent. He had to lip sync part of the song backwards.

Shit he did that whole part of the video backwards... as a fan of Weird Al, that impressed me even more....

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
01-13-2005, 06:54 AM
The Masochism Tango/Poisioning Pigeons in the Park by Dr. Tom Lerher
One More Minute with You - Weird Al Yankovic
The Ballad of Irving - Frank Gallop
Hello Mudder, Hello Fadder - Alan Sherman
Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce


Can you tell I'm a Doctor Demento fan? ;)

whoman69
01-13-2005, 07:42 AM
I'm old school they used to have more funny songs on the radio, but they only have a limited market so no one besides Yankovich does it anymore.

My favorites:
The Streak
Junkfood Junkie
Wildwood Weed
Convoy

htismaqe
01-13-2005, 10:20 AM
Anyone remember Eddie Murphy's "Boogie In Your Butt?" 1883 or 1984?

Yup, it was the A-side. The B-side was "Enub is Enub" by Buckwheat...

htismaqe
01-13-2005, 10:22 AM
One More Minute with You - Weird Al Yankovic

Great song.

Mr. Kotter
01-13-2005, 10:22 AM
Yup, it was the A-side. The B-side was "Enub is Enub" by Buckwheat...

Yup. That song was a helluva lot better than his "serious" attempt at becoming a musician.....what was it? "Party All The Time" The only good thing about that song was Rick James on backup vocals.

Nzoner
01-13-2005, 10:50 AM
You notice he didn't ask the guy that owes him some slave labor ROFL

I used to think spinning tunes was a labour of love,however,I haven't been in that business for almost 15 years.I'm hoping to use your services for another 37 Forever event,that is as long as the holder of the certificate gets to help with the play list ;)