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JimNasium
01-14-2005, 08:52 AM
Link (http://www.wftv.com/news/4078388/detail.html)

Naked Jogger Tasered, Arrested By Arkansas Police

POSTED: 9:05 am EST January 13, 2005
UPDATED: 9:18 am EST January 13, 2005

WEST MEPHIS, Ark. -- Arkansas' naked jogger has been zapped.

For months, officers have been getting reports about a man making late-night runs in the buff. On Monday, police said they think they got their mystery jogger.

Fate Patterson, 39, of West Memphis, was arrested after he ran past a police car and failed to stop when he was ordered to do so by officers. Police chased him and were able to rein him in by using a Taser.

Patterson was charged with indecent exposure, fleeing and resisting arrest.

Mike Allen, assistant chief of the West Memphis police department, said that it did not initially appear that the man was mentally ill. He did not disclose his reasons for running without his clothes.

"You know, this one has just got me kind of speechless," said Allen.

Skip Towne
01-14-2005, 08:55 AM
Sounds like something Psicosis would do. Wait....it's Memphis!!

Rain Man
01-14-2005, 08:59 AM
I wonder where the Taser hit him?

Kerberos
01-14-2005, 09:01 AM
Only in Arkansas

KCFalcon59
01-14-2005, 09:03 AM
His sisters husband came home early from work and he had to jump out the window and make a run for it.

Rain Man
01-14-2005, 09:06 AM
Why do they automatically assume mental illness just because a guy is jogging naked in the middle of the night?

Mr. Kotter
01-14-2005, 09:08 AM
Link (http://www.wftv.com/news/4078388/detail.html)

...
"You know, this one has just got me kind of speechless," said Allen.

Penis envy, I suspect. :hmmm:

Phobia
01-14-2005, 09:09 AM
Wait until Big Daddy hears about this. The Police State that is the United States has gone too far this time. It's probably a felony, too. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with jogging in the buff.

Count Zarth
01-14-2005, 09:11 AM
I jogged drunk, once.

Kerberos
01-14-2005, 09:13 AM
His sisters husband came home early from work and he had to jump out the window and make a run for it.


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ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Mr. Kotter
01-14-2005, 09:14 AM
Wait until Big Daddy hears about this. The Police State that is the United States has gone too far this time. It's probably a felony, too. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with jogging in the buff.

Unless you are equipped to start an epidemic of penis envy.... :shake:

Skip Towne
01-14-2005, 09:14 AM
Why do they automatically assume mental illness just because a guy is jogging naked in the middle of the night?
Really. That Kloster guy does it and he seems pretty normal.

ENDelt260
01-14-2005, 10:20 AM
Was a taser really necessary?

Katipan
01-14-2005, 10:42 AM
apparently a jock strap wasn't

pity

RNR
01-14-2005, 10:44 AM
Why do they automatically assume mental illness just because a guy is jogging naked in the middle of the night?
ROFL

Mr. Kotter
01-14-2005, 10:44 AM
Was a taser really necessary?

It hurt, huh? WTF were you doin' in Arkansas? Visiting Skip? :hmmm:

CosmicPal
01-14-2005, 10:45 AM
Was a taser really necessary?

I was thinking the same thing. Those things are a menance and have killed a few people already in Denver alone. I can't imagine how painful that must be to be tazed when you are naked...

Cormac
01-14-2005, 10:46 AM
Was a taser really necessary?

Well......would you rather just jump on the guy in these circum......stances? :shrug:

Rain Man
01-14-2005, 10:47 AM
Was a taser really necessary?


The officer's choices were to taser the guy, shoot him, or wrestle him to the ground. I think he made the same choice I would've made.

My order of preference:

1. Taser naked guy.
2. Shoot naked guy.
3. Wrestle naked guy.

Rain Man
01-14-2005, 10:47 AM
Rats. Cormac beat me to the punch.

Mr. Kotter
01-14-2005, 10:48 AM
I was thinking the same thing. Those things are a menance and have killed a few people already in Denver alone. I can't imagine how painful that must be to be tazed when you are naked...

Hopefully the officer went right for the groin, too.

Ari Chi3fs
01-14-2005, 10:52 AM
im really disappointed that an "Old School" Will Ferrel joke has yet to be made.

Taco John
01-14-2005, 10:53 AM
My order of preference:

1. Taser naked guy.
2. Shoot naked guy.
3. Ignore naked guy.

go bowe
01-14-2005, 10:58 AM
The officer's choices were to taser the guy, shoot him, or wrestle him to the ground. I think he made the same choice I would've made.

My order of preference:

1. Taser naked guy.
2. Shoot naked guy.
3. Wrestle naked guy.:eek: :eek: :eek:



nttawwt

Rain Man
01-14-2005, 10:59 AM
My order of preference:

1. Taser naked guy.
2. Shoot naked guy.
3. Ignore naked guy.


Good point.

Ari Chi3fs
01-14-2005, 11:05 AM
"C'mon guys, Lets go streak!! ... guys? Guys?..."

Jenny Gump
01-14-2005, 01:07 PM
I was intrigued by the thread title Jim...I thought I saw a goodlooking guy with a huge melon head jogging naked last evening. Guess it wasn't you.

ENDelt260
01-14-2005, 01:09 PM
huge melon head

Was Phil in Springfield?

Jenny Gump
01-14-2005, 01:11 PM
Was Phil in Springfield?
ROFL

Phobia
01-14-2005, 01:31 PM
Was Phil in Springfield?

She said "good looking" and "jogging".

I know the "melon-head" clue is difficult to overlook, but it couldn't have possibly been me.

Dartgod
01-14-2005, 01:42 PM
His sisters husband came home early from work and he had to jump out the window and make a run for it.
Wouldn't it be easier to say his brother came home early?

Radar Chief
01-14-2005, 01:42 PM
As any military man that’s run PT while going “commando” will attest to, this guy is either hung like a hamster or has an extremely high pain threshold.

Radar Chief
01-14-2005, 01:44 PM
Wouldn't it be easier to say his brother came home early?

If by “brother” you mean “father”, yea. ;)

Dartgod
01-14-2005, 01:47 PM
If by “brother” you mean “father”, yea. ;)
Uncle Dad?

Radar Chief
01-14-2005, 01:48 PM
Uncle Dad?

Or “sister mom”. Whichever.

Rain Man
01-14-2005, 01:52 PM
I was intrigued by the thread title Jim...I thought I saw a goodlooking guy with a huge melon head jogging naked last evening. Guess it wasn't you.


Did you find him good-looking because of the melon head, or in spite of the melon head?

Jenny Gump
01-14-2005, 03:44 PM
Did you find him good-looking because of the melon head, or in spite of the melon head?

(It's a forearm thing)

Rausch
01-14-2005, 03:50 PM
(It's a forearm thing)

Gochiefs has probably got foreams like Popeye by now...