So I was jogging naked last night and.....

[JimNasium]

Link (http://www.wftv.com/news/4078388/detail.html)

Naked Jogger Tasered, Arrested By Arkansas Police

POSTED: 9:05 am EST January 13, 2005
UPDATED: 9:18 am EST January 13, 2005

WEST MEPHIS, Ark. -- Arkansas' naked jogger has been zapped.

For months, officers have been getting reports about a man making late-night runs in the buff. On Monday, police said they think they got their mystery jogger.

Fate Patterson, 39, of West Memphis, was arrested after he ran past a police car and failed to stop when he was ordered to do so by officers. Police chased him and were able to rein him in by using a Taser.

Patterson was charged with indecent exposure, fleeing and resisting arrest.

Mike Allen, assistant chief of the West Memphis police department, said that it did not initially appear that the man was mentally ill. He did not disclose his reasons for running without his clothes.

"You know, this one has just got me kind of speechless," said Allen.

[Skip Towne]

Sounds like something Psicosis would do. Wait....it's Memphis!!

[Rain Man]

I wonder where the Taser hit him?

[Kerberos]

Only in Arkansas

[KCFalcon59]

His sisters husband came home early from work and he had to jump out the window and make a run for it.

[Rain Man]

Why do they automatically assume mental illness just because a guy is jogging naked in the middle of the night?

[Mr. Kotter]

Link (http://www.wftv.com/news/4078388/detail.html)

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"You know, this one has just got me kind of speechless," said Allen.

Penis envy, I suspect. :hmmm:

[Phobia]

Wait until Big Daddy hears about this. The Police State that is the United States has gone too far this time. It's probably a felony, too. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with jogging in the buff.

[Hammock Parties]

I jogged drunk, once.

[Kerberos]

His sisters husband came home early from work and he had to jump out the window and make a run for it.


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ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Mr. Kotter]

Wait until Big Daddy hears about this. The Police State that is the United States has gone too far this time. It's probably a felony, too. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with jogging in the buff.

Unless you are equipped to start an epidemic of penis envy.... :shake:

[Skip Towne]

Why do they automatically assume mental illness just because a guy is jogging naked in the middle of the night?
Really. That Kloster guy does it and he seems pretty normal.

[Katipan]

apparently a jock strap wasn't

pity

[RNR]

Why do they automatically assume mental illness just because a guy is jogging naked in the middle of the night?
ROFL

[Mr. Kotter]

Was a taser really necessary?

It hurt, huh? WTF were you doin' in Arkansas? Visiting Skip? :hmmm:

[CosmicPal]

Was a taser really necessary?

I was thinking the same thing. Those things are a menance and have killed a few people already in Denver alone. I can't imagine how painful that must be to be tazed when you are naked...

[Cormac]

Was a taser really necessary?

Well......would you rather just jump on the guy in these circum......stances? :shrug:

[Rain Man]

Was a taser really necessary?


The officer's choices were to taser the guy, shoot him, or wrestle him to the ground. I think he made the same choice I would've made.

My order of preference:

1. Taser naked guy.
2. Shoot naked guy.
3. Wrestle naked guy.

[Rain Man]

Rats. Cormac beat me to the punch.

[Mr. Kotter]

I was thinking the same thing. Those things are a menance and have killed a few people already in Denver alone. I can't imagine how painful that must be to be tazed when you are naked...

Hopefully the officer went right for the groin, too.

[teedubya]

im really disappointed that an "Old School" Will Ferrel joke has yet to be made.

[Taco John]

My order of preference:

1. Taser naked guy.
2. Shoot naked guy.
3. Ignore naked guy.

[go bo]

The officer's choices were to taser the guy, shoot him, or wrestle him to the ground. I think he made the same choice I would've made.

My order of preference:

1. Taser naked guy.
2. Shoot naked guy.
3. Wrestle naked guy.:eek: :eek: :eek:



nttawwt

[Rain Man]

My order of preference:

1. Taser naked guy.
2. Shoot naked guy.
3. Ignore naked guy.


Good point.

[teedubya]

"C'mon guys, Lets go streak!! ... guys? Guys?..."

[Jenny Gump]

I was intrigued by the thread title Jim...I thought I saw a goodlooking guy with a huge melon head jogging naked last evening. Guess it wasn't you.

[Jenny Gump]

Was Phil in Springfield?
ROFL

[Phobia]

Was Phil in Springfield?

She said "good looking" and "jogging".

I know the "melon-head" clue is difficult to overlook, but it couldn't have possibly been me.

[Dartgod]

His sisters husband came home early from work and he had to jump out the window and make a run for it.
Wouldn't it be easier to say his brother came home early?

[Radar Chief]

As any military man that’s run PT while going “commando” will attest to, this guy is either hung like a hamster or has an extremely high pain threshold.

[Radar Chief]

Wouldn't it be easier to say his brother came home early?

If by “brother” you mean “father”, yea. ;)

[Dartgod]

If by “brother” you mean “father”, yea. ;)
Uncle Dad?

[Radar Chief]

Uncle Dad?

Or “sister mom”. Whichever.

[Rain Man]

I was intrigued by the thread title Jim...I thought I saw a goodlooking guy with a huge melon head jogging naked last evening. Guess it wasn't you.


Did you find him good-looking because of the melon head, or in spite of the melon head?

[Jenny Gump]

Did you find him good-looking because of the melon head, or in spite of the melon head?

(It's a forearm thing)

[Rausch]

(It's a forearm thing)

Gochiefs has probably got foreams like Popeye by now...