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Rain Man
01-16-2005, 02:27 PM
How come they always show milfy wives on those ads who are essentially organic Viagra? They should show some dumpy older woman with cat-eye glasses and helmet hair, saying, "When my husband takes that little pill, he can even do it with me."

Deberg_1990
01-16-2005, 02:28 PM
Good Point! I love the groovy music in those ads too..it sounds like 1970's porn.

SBK
01-16-2005, 02:30 PM
Heck, take that stuff and you can do the whole town. 4 hours boners, geez.

4th and Long
01-16-2005, 02:31 PM
It's no worse than their first commercial where the guy cant throw a football through the center of the tire. He then takes his Lavitra and suddenly he's Joe Montana with deadly accuracy. You gotta love phallic commercials.

stumppy
01-16-2005, 02:39 PM
At the end of the commercial, when they say " If an erection lasts longer than 3 hours contact a doctor, I always think HELL, if it lasts longer than 3 hours I'm contacting everyone I know.

siberian khatru
01-16-2005, 02:42 PM
At the end of the commercial, when they say " If an erection lasts longer than 3 hours contact a doctor, I always think HELL, if it lasts longer than 3 hours I'm contacting everyone I know.

My erections last however long I'm surfing the Internet.

4th and Long
01-16-2005, 02:43 PM
At the end of the commercial, when they say " If an erection lasts longer than 3 hours contact a doctor, I always think HELL, if it lasts longer than 3 hours I'm contacting everyone I know.
I'm glad I don't know you. :D

I always think to myself that if I had to take that medication, that with my luck, I'd get some life and death emergency phone call and someone would want me to come running to the hospital or something. How the hell does a guy get his pants on and zipped up with Mr Happy staying at a 90 degree angle for 3 hours?

Rain Man
01-16-2005, 02:43 PM
My erections last however long I'm surfing the Internet.

Perhaps you like Chiefsplanet a little too much.

DTLB58
01-16-2005, 02:44 PM
At the end of the commercial, when they say " If an erection lasts longer than 3 hours contact a doctor, I always think HELL, if it lasts longer than 3 hours I'm contacting everyone I know.

Actually, I think it's says 4 hours and seek IMMEDIATE medical attention.

So I'm supposed to walk into the emergency rooom with my woody sticking out and ask can you help me with this? :p

Claynus
01-16-2005, 02:44 PM
My penis gets hard without drugs.

4th and Long
01-16-2005, 02:46 PM
My penis gets hard without drugs.
Stop looking at those Wet -n- Wild Wookie porn mags and you won't have that problem.

Claynus
01-16-2005, 02:46 PM
Stop looking at those Wet -n- Wild Wookie porn mags and you won't have that problem.

It's no problem.

Skip Towne
01-16-2005, 02:47 PM
I'm glad I don't know you. :D

I always think to myself that if I had to take that medication, that with my luck, I'd get some life and death emergency phone call and someone would want me to come running to the hospital or something. How the hell does a guy get his pants on and zipped up with Mr Happy staying at a 90 degree angle for 3 hours?
I wear insulated coveralls.

4th and Long
01-16-2005, 02:48 PM
It's no problem.
Dude. No one wants to hear about your little pee-pee. Seriously.

4th and Long
01-16-2005, 02:48 PM
I wear insulated coveralls.
ROFL

Claynus
01-16-2005, 02:49 PM
Dude. No one wants to hear about your little pee-pee. Seriously.

My dong is not "little."

4th and Long
01-16-2005, 02:51 PM
My dong is not "little."
In comparison to what? Ewok weiner?

stumppy
01-16-2005, 02:52 PM
I'm glad I don't know you. :D



Ring: Hello ?

Me: Hey 4th, your not gonna believe this.

4th: WTF is this?

Me: It's stumppy. Listen to this...........thawap...thawap....thawap.

4th: Huh ? what was that ?

Me : It was dick being slammed in the door. This things so hard I could cut glass with it.

4th: click

Me : Wonder what Rain Man's number is ?

:D

4th and Long
01-16-2005, 02:54 PM
Ring: Hello ?

Me: Hey 4th, your not gonna believe this.

4th: WTF is this?

Me: It's stumppy. Listen to this...........thawap...thawap....thawap.

4th: Huh ? what was that ?

Me : It was dick being slammed in the door. This things so hard I could cut glass with it.

4th: click

Me : Wonder what Rain Man's number is ?

:D
ROFL ROFL ROFL

You are now the official poster boy for Levitra! Rep to you!

LiL stumppy
01-16-2005, 02:55 PM
At the end of the commercial, when they say " If an erection lasts longer than 3 hours contact a doctor, I always think HELL, if it lasts longer than 3 hours I'm contacting everyone I know.



:harumph:

stumppy
01-16-2005, 03:01 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL

You are now the official poster boy for Levitra! Rep to you!


Does that mean I get free samples ?????

Frazod
01-16-2005, 03:08 PM
I'm just sick of these f#cking hard on commercials. All of them. They should not be shown during games that kids watch. If I had children, I would not want to have to explain to them what "erectile dysfunction" is during a goddamn football game.

Everybody goes nuts over an exposed tit in a halftime show, yet this crap gets a free eternal pass. I guess exposed boobs don't have a multi-billion dollar industry and hoardes of bought politicians backing them up.

:shake:

LiL stumppy
01-16-2005, 03:13 PM
I'm just sick of these f#cking hard on commercials. All of them. They should not be shown during games that kids watch. If I had children, I would not want to have to explain to them what "erectile dysfunction" is during a goddamn football game.

Everybody goes nuts over an exposed tit in a halftime show, yet this crap gets a free eternal pass. I guess exposed boobs don't have a multi-billion dollar industry and hoardes of bought politicians backing them up.

:shake:

I feel the saem about tampon commercials :Lin:

4th and Long
01-16-2005, 03:21 PM
Does that mean I get free samples ?????
Oddly enough, they do offer free sample.
http://www.levitra.com/levitra_promotions/challenge/challenge_trial_offer.jsp
Just fill out the form.

I wonder if badgirl is going to thank me for this or want my head on a stick? :hmmm:

:D

LiL stumppy
01-16-2005, 03:25 PM
Oddly enough, they do offer free sample.
http://www.levitra.com/levitra_promotions/challenge/challenge_trial_offer.jsp
Just fill out the form.

I wonder if badgirl is going to thank me for this or want my head on a stick? :hmmm:

:D

:Lin:

Phobia
01-16-2005, 03:25 PM
Me : Wonder what Rain Man's number is ?

:D

He doesn't do crank phone calls very well, so I'm not sure how he'd handle your erection call.

4th and Long
01-16-2005, 03:29 PM
:Lin:
Nothin' worse than thinkin' about the old man havin sex, eh junior? :D

LiL stumppy
01-16-2005, 03:32 PM
Nothin' worse than thinkin' about the old man havin sex, eh junior? :D

It got worse when you mentiond Gloria :(

stumppy
01-16-2005, 03:33 PM
:Lin:


Go outside and play.

4th and Long
01-16-2005, 03:33 PM
It got worse when you mentiond Gloria :(
Oh come on, she's not that ugly ... is she?

LiL stumppy
01-16-2005, 03:37 PM
Oh come on, she's not that ugly ... is she?

I'm sorry I dont look at her that way.

4th and Long
01-16-2005, 03:42 PM
I'm sorry I dont look at her that way.
Then what seems to be the problem?

gblowfish
01-16-2005, 03:44 PM
Seems like Bob Dole should represent in this thread. Isn't he a spokeman for Viagra? Or was it Levitra? Or was it Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice? It's all a blur....

BigMeatballDave
01-16-2005, 04:31 PM
At the end of the commercial, when they say " If an erection lasts longer than 3 hours contact a doctor, I always think HELL, if it lasts longer than 3 hours I'm contacting everyone I know.
ROFL

kcfanintitanhell
01-16-2005, 05:23 PM
I just wish they would have the guy in the commercial saying something like "I could do her all night long if the diaharrea these damn pills caused would let up long enough for me to get off the toilet and into the bedroom."

JohnnyV13
01-16-2005, 08:56 PM
I was shocked when I heard those warnings, "What, you mean everyone doesn't get 4 hour erections?"