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Braincase
01-16-2005, 10:48 PM
Young military wife, Hawaiian or other asiatic extraction. I'll give her credit - before the baby, she was hotter than an ACK-ACK barrell at Pearl on the 7th... and she had the conformist belly button piercing.

While she held the baby, her bare midriff was exposed top for all the world to see.. and for the baby's toes to get caught in. I haven't heard a shriek like that since I found out I was a girl's first...Must've taken 30 seconds to get the kid's toes out of the navel ring, but you'd think she was being subjected to Yakuza initiation. For her, it must've felt like an eternity.

I think she has a new stretch mark.

Mr. Kotter
01-16-2005, 10:50 PM
Bummer.

Ouch. :shake:

KcMizzou
01-16-2005, 10:51 PM
You hear that David? Take a lesson from this story...


Never have kids.

go bowe
01-16-2005, 10:54 PM
You hear that David? Take a lesson from this story...


Never have kids.ROFL ROFL ROFL

never mind the hardware, eh? ROFL ROFL ROFL

saturnknts
01-16-2005, 11:16 PM
ot but what were you on the rock for?

Phobia
01-16-2005, 11:25 PM
ot but what were you on the rock for?

Spoken like a man who has spent time on the rock.

Rain Man
01-16-2005, 11:28 PM
I wonder if he'll start teething on her nipple rings at some point.

go bowe
01-16-2005, 11:31 PM
I wonder if he'll start teething on her nipple rings at some point.i'd be happy to help the kid out...

Rain Man
01-16-2005, 11:34 PM
i'd be happy to help the kid out...


Wear a diaper and maybe she wouldn't even notice it was you.

go bowe
01-16-2005, 11:39 PM
Wear a diaper and maybe she wouldn't even notice it was you.sayyyyyy, that sounds like a good idea! :toast:

Fairplay
01-16-2005, 11:40 PM
Depends, for the mature adult.

KcMizzou
01-16-2005, 11:41 PM
Depends, for the mature adult. Haha.. reminds me of that "Oops, I crapped my pants!" skit on SNL.

go bowe
01-16-2005, 11:43 PM
Depends, for the mature adult.thank gawd i'm still immature... :hmmm: :hmmm: :hmmm:

Braincase
01-17-2005, 10:27 AM
ot but what were you on the rock for?

Teaching a class for the Air Force. Do the same thing next week @ Ramstein in Kaiserslautern.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 10:33 AM
Teaching a class for the Air Force. Do the same thing next week @ Ramstein in Kaiserslautern.

Been there, too.

Cheapest beer in the world. You're gonna love that trip.

Ultra Peanut
01-17-2005, 10:40 AM
1. FC Kaiserslautern has a great web address. :D

http://www.fck.de/

Rain Man
01-17-2005, 10:42 AM
I'm jealous. I want to do work in exotic places.

While you're there, would you ask if they need any market research?

Phobia
01-17-2005, 10:46 AM
I'm jealous. I want to do work in exotic places.


ROFL Exotic. ROFL