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MOhillbilly
01-17-2005, 12:12 PM
Woman 'tore off ex-lover's testicle' Jan 11 2005



A jilted woman has admitted ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party. She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."
Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court and will be sentenced next month. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.
As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex. When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.
Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate. Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones' shorts.
In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."
Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution's version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence. Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.



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Phobia
01-17-2005, 12:16 PM
That's nothing. My ex-wife ripped off my testicles and made me eat them while watching her **** a college freshman on a bed made entirely of my cash.

RedNeckRaider
01-17-2005, 12:16 PM
Poor guy running around yelling if you see a little pink thing on the floor don't step on it! it is my left nut!

Bwana
01-17-2005, 12:19 PM
"Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth" OK LMAO That old hide is going to have a hard time finding a date.

vckcchiefs04
01-17-2005, 12:25 PM
Just another reason not to go to that side of the world! :doh!:

Rain Man
01-17-2005, 12:29 PM
I think I'm going to be sick. That woman is definitely off my Christmas card list.

Skip Towne
01-17-2005, 12:31 PM
That's a nutty story.

Garcia Bronco
01-17-2005, 12:32 PM
That's nothing. My ex-wife ripped off my testicles and made me eat them while watching her **** a college freshman on a bed made entirely of my cash.


:cuss:

chiefs4me
01-17-2005, 12:33 PM
That's nothing. My ex-wife ripped off my testicles and made me eat them while watching her **** a college freshman on a bed made entirely of my cash.



Why did she make you watch?

Rain Man
01-17-2005, 12:34 PM
Why did she make you watch?


He was stalking her and she didn't close the curtains.

ROYC75
01-17-2005, 12:34 PM
That's worst than cracked nuts ! :shake:

Phobia
01-17-2005, 12:34 PM
Why did she make you watch?

It's all metaphorical. Highly accurate, but metaphorical nonetheless.

Ghostof
01-17-2005, 12:35 PM
Geez...That chick sounds a little teste to me. . .

vckcchiefs04
01-17-2005, 12:38 PM
Ba dum bump!

ENDelt260
01-17-2005, 12:57 PM
I cringed while reading that article.

stumppy
01-17-2005, 01:28 PM
Doesn't that make your butthole wanna chew tobacco .

go bowe
01-17-2005, 02:19 PM
Doesn't that make your butthole wanna chew tobacco .hey, c'mon now...

don't you know phobia's trying to quit?

stumppy
01-17-2005, 02:25 PM
hey, c'mon now...

don't you know phobia's trying to quit?

Hmmm, maybe his mouth isn't the only thing that's lonely.

chief52
01-17-2005, 02:29 PM
That girl oughta come with a warning stamped on her forehead...

Phobia
01-17-2005, 02:39 PM
hey, c'mon now...

don't you know phobia's trying to quit?

Too late now. His very mention of the word forced me to go make purchase of a tin.

Cochise
01-17-2005, 02:50 PM
Ouch.

That ain't like Lorena Bobbit or anything, who used a knife. This one had to pull until everything snapped.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 02:52 PM
Ouch.

That ain't like Lorena Bobbit or anything, who used a knife. This one had to pull until everything snapped.

That's what I'm saying. WTF kind of manufacturer's defect can this guy take God to court for? Wow. I hope he gets a refund.

Rain Man
01-17-2005, 02:54 PM
I don't know that it's a manufacturer's defect. If you pull on anything hard enough, it'll come off. And based on my own experience, I don't think that equipment was designed to pulled very hard.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 02:57 PM
I don't know that it's a manufacturer's defect. If you pull on anything hard enough, it'll come off. And based on my own experience, I don't think that equipment was designed to pulled very hard.

God should have thought about that before he went to market with woman, then. Either that, or he should have offered a design recall. God is clearly negligent in this case. I could probably win this case with boozer 1st chairing.

Cochise
01-17-2005, 03:05 PM
God should have thought about that before he went to market with woman, then. Either that, or he should have offered a design recall. God is clearly negligent in this case. I could probably win this case with boozer 1st chairing.

Maybe his intention was for this wench to render sterile all those who might possibly reproduce with her.

go bowe
01-17-2005, 03:05 PM
I don't know that it's a manufacturer's defect. If you pull on anything hard enough, it'll come off. And based on my own experience, I don't think that equipment was designed to pulled very hard.link?

Donger
01-17-2005, 03:06 PM
Heh.

Weren't we just discussing the Brits and their penchant for bollocks?

go bowe
01-17-2005, 03:06 PM
God should have thought about that before he went to market with woman, then. Either that, or he should have offered a design recall. God is clearly negligent in this case. I could probably win this case with boozer 1st chairing.sure you could, but how would you collect?

go bowe
01-17-2005, 03:07 PM
Maybe his intention was for this wench to render sterile all those who might possibly reproduce with her.well, clearly the wench did a half-assed job of it then...

PastorMikH
01-17-2005, 03:34 PM
After reading the story, why isn't Meme on here arguing for attempted rape charges to be held against the woman as well? You know she'd be doing that if the roles were reversed here.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 03:36 PM
sure you could, but how would you collect?

I'm unsure. I've been sending God invoices for years. He's a little overdue on all those hours I put in as a kid.... I don't work for free, ya know.

Rain Man
01-17-2005, 04:09 PM
link?

No. It was pulled completely off.


Oh, wait. My experience? Let's just say that I've got a feeling about it.

Thig Lyfe
01-17-2005, 04:11 PM
After reading the story, why isn't Meme on here arguing for attempted rape charges to be held against the woman as well? You know she'd be doing that if the roles were reversed here.

It's pretty hard to yank the testicle off of a woman...

Phobia
01-17-2005, 04:13 PM
It's pretty hard to yank the testicle off of a woman...

Another chicken/egg conundrum.

Rain Man
01-17-2005, 04:14 PM
Here's a hypothetical question. You meet a woman and she's really intelligent and witty and attractive and she's a man-eating tigress in the sack. The only downside is that she is prone to very occasional bouts of rage where she attempts to pull off your testicles. Would you still date her?

Phobia
01-17-2005, 04:15 PM
Here's a hypothetical question. You meet a woman and she's really intelligent and witty and attractive and she's a man-eating tigress in the sack. The only downside is that she is prone to very occasional bouts of rage where she attempts to pull off your testicles. Would you still date her?

Date her?

Hell, I married and had 2 kids with her.

AZORChiefFan
01-17-2005, 04:34 PM
I thought Geoffrey Jones was into kiddie porn only. Oh no that's Jeffrey Jones. Nevermind.

Dave Lane
01-17-2005, 05:25 PM
I'd have given my left nut to have been there! No wait a minute...

Dave

Rain Man
01-17-2005, 05:33 PM
I'm still curious why she tried to hide it in her mouth. She's holding this bloody round testicle, probably with veins and tubes dangling from it, and her first reaction is to put it in her mouth?