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royr17
01-17-2005, 04:26 PM
That was a amazing weekend.

This girl is like the sweetest and nicest girl i've met in my life, and for all you chiefs fans that will be at the game this year for the 37 forever event, get ready cause if i have the money im bringing her with me.

Then yall will get 2 meet her, oh yea and thanks for the help and advice yall have given me, it has helped me out tremendously.

Im pretty sure all you guys are gonna ask me some questions about what happened, i'll tell a little but dont expect me 2 get into high detail.

May the Questions begin.

Donger
01-17-2005, 04:28 PM
That was a amazing weekend.

This girl is like the sweetest and nicest girl i've met in my life, and for all you chiefs fans that will be at the game this year for the 37 forever event, get ready cause if i have the money im bringing her with me.

Then yall will get 2 meet her, oh yea and thanks for the help and advice yall have given me, it has helped me out tremendously.

Im pretty sure all you guys are gonna ask me some questions about what happened, i'll tell a little but dont expect me 2 get into high detail.

May the Questions begin.

Booger: Big deal. Did you get in her pants?
Geek: She's NOT that kind of girl Booger!
Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?

|Zach|
01-17-2005, 04:29 PM
heh

Phobia
01-17-2005, 04:32 PM
Congrats, Roy. I know you're pretty happy so I'm not gonna bag on you.

I'm happy for you.

Donger
01-17-2005, 04:35 PM
Congrats, Roy. I know you're pretty happy so I'm not gonna bag on you.

I'm happy for you.

Killjoy.

Anyway, I'm glad that things worked out for you Roy. Continued success. Just remember that you're both putting the best parts of yourselves for each others' perusal right now. Expect some "WTFs?" later on.

My wife said that I was like a different person after living with her for six months. Then again, so was she.

Rain Man
01-17-2005, 04:35 PM
Do yourself a favor, royr17, and don't read the 'That's gotta hurt' thread. It'll just destroy the trust you currently have in her.

royr17
01-17-2005, 04:37 PM
Congrats, Roy. I know you're pretty happy so I'm not gonna bag on you.

I'm happy for you.

Thanks Phil i really appreciate that. Also thanks to all the guys that have helped me.

Thanks Guys !!!!!

Mr. Kotter
01-17-2005, 04:37 PM
Congrats Roy Jr.

Keep things in perspective, Love can be a bitch. Ups and downs are the norm. Best wishes though. :thumb:

royr17
01-17-2005, 04:39 PM
Do yourself a favor, royr17, and don't read the 'That's gotta hurt' thread. It'll just destroy the trust you currently have in her.

Ok, I wont, Thanks for warning me Rain Man, I dont wanna destroy anything that me and her have going right now cause i really like and care for the girl.

royr17
01-17-2005, 04:40 PM
Congrats Roy Jr.

Keep things in perspective, Love can be a bitch. Ups and downs are the norm. Best wishes though. :thumb:

Thanks man, at least we can all admit that i've had more success with woman in my life then what GoatCheese can even dream of.

He made be smarter than me at some things but he doesnt have the luck with the ladies like i do, hehe.

Deberg_1990
01-17-2005, 04:40 PM
Was her name LaFawnduh by chance??

Inspector
01-17-2005, 04:40 PM
Well??


Did you fvck 'er?

royr17
01-17-2005, 04:41 PM
Was her name LaFawnduh by chance??

Naw her name was Stephanie.

Inspector
01-17-2005, 04:42 PM
Oh, and don't be honest.

Make up some really juicy story.



And give us details man. We need details.

royr17
01-17-2005, 04:42 PM
Well??


Did you fvck 'er?

Yes, but im not getting into any detail about that, i feel bad telling stuff like this you know, so try 2 keep the sexual questions down as little as possible.

Thanks guys.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 04:42 PM
Thanks man, at least we can all admit that i've had more success with woman in my life then what GoatCheese can even dream of.

He made be smarter than me at some things but he doesnt have the luck with the ladies like i do, hehe.

Dude, if you're going to aspire to something leave gochiefs out of it.

Set your sites on something much higher. Maybe you could call Bob Dole and see how he became such a success in his professional career, his afterhours hobbies, and the ladies.

royr17
01-17-2005, 04:43 PM
Oh, and don't be honest.

Make up some really juicy story.



And give us details man. We need details.

Naw, I dont think I could do that. If I dont wanna tell anything I guess i'll just let you guys suffer, hehe. :p

Inspector
01-17-2005, 04:43 PM
Yes, but im not getting into any detail about that, i feel bad telling stuff like this you know, so try 2 keep the sexual questions down as little as possible.

Thanks guys.


Oh, OK! Sorry about that.












So, did you................


eh, nevermind.

Inspector
01-17-2005, 04:44 PM
I'm just messin with ya!

Congratulations on finding a special girl. Sometimes they can be hard to find and when you get one, hang on.

Donger
01-17-2005, 04:45 PM
Dude, if you're going to aspire to something leave gochiefs out of it.

For some reason, GoChiefs reminds me of a slightly retarded, less cool version of Farmer Ted from Sixteen Candles

But I could be wrong.

royr17
01-17-2005, 04:45 PM
Oh, OK! Sorry about that.












So, did you................


eh, nevermind.

Huh, do what ???

Donger
01-17-2005, 04:46 PM
Huh, do what ???

The booty, son. The booty.

Any gal that gives up the booty on the first date's a keeper. Or a pro.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 04:46 PM
For some reason, GoChiefs reminds me of a slightly retarded, less cool version of Farmer Ted from Sixteen Candles

But I could be wrong.

Gochiefs isn't retarded, he's just socially debilitated. I'm sure he'd trade places with Roy at the moment, no matter how much he'll deny it in his posts.

royr17
01-17-2005, 04:46 PM
I'm just messin with ya!

Congratulations on finding a special girl. Sometimes they can be hard to find and when you get one, hang on.

I know, and i agree with you, they can be hard 2 fine, but i think this is the right girl i mean its like we are perfect for each other and we have so much in common.

royr17
01-17-2005, 04:47 PM
The booty, son. The booty.

Any gal that gives up the booty on the first date's a keeper. Or a pro.

Yea, gosh how do you guys tell this kind of stuff will out feelin guilty of telling.

ENDelt260
01-17-2005, 04:47 PM
The booty, son. The booty.

Any gal that gives up the booty on the first date's a keeper. Or a pro.

Heck, even some of them won't.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 04:49 PM
I know, and i agree with you, they can be hard 2 fine, but i think this is the right girl i mean its like we are perfect for each other and we have so much in common.

Take it down a notch, cowboy.

It's one weekend. First girlfriend. First piece.

You need to back it way down before you talk crazy.

Inspector
01-17-2005, 04:49 PM
Yea, gosh how do you guys tell this kind of stuff will out feelin guilty of telling.


We learned it in man school.

royr17
01-17-2005, 04:49 PM
Gochiefs isn't retarded, he's just socially debilitated. I'm sure he'd trade places with Roy at the moment, no matter how much he'll deny it in his posts.

Of course he would.

He can blab about him all he wants the fact is that im better at picking up woman then he is.

Oh and I dont have a pic 2 post on the planet, but i wouldnt anyways cause its not right.

Donger
01-17-2005, 04:50 PM
Yea, gosh how do you guys tell this kind of stuff will out feelin guilty of telling.

I had that removed at birth.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 04:50 PM
Yea, gosh how do you guys tell this kind of stuff will out feelin guilty of telling.

Most of us are lying. I've haven't been laid in a decade. Everything I post is a fantasy. The reason "Pink" doesn't post more often or show up to more ChiefsPlanet gatherings is because she's $150 an hour. I can't afford all that.

royr17
01-17-2005, 04:50 PM
Take it down a notch, cowboy.

It's one weekend. First girlfriend. First piece.

You need to back it way down before you talk crazy.

Yea, your right there, even my dad tried 2 spread the same logic 2 me. Oh and this isnt my 1st girlfriend.

Donger
01-17-2005, 04:51 PM
Heck, even some of them won't.

Ha. Didn't know that.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 04:51 PM
Of course he would.

He can blab about him all he wants the fact is that im better at picking up woman then he is.

Oh and I dont have a pic 2 post on the planet, but i wouldnt anyways cause its not right.

You need to stop competing with gochiefs, Roy. You've passed him.

You should try to catch kcchiefsman now.

Skip Towne
01-17-2005, 04:51 PM
How much does she weigh?

Phobia
01-17-2005, 04:52 PM
Yea, your right there, even my dad tried 2 spread the same logic 2 me. Oh and this isnt my 1st girlfriend.

Close enough.

ENDelt260
01-17-2005, 04:52 PM
The reason "Pink" doesn't post more often or show up to more ChiefsPlanet gatherings is because she's $150 an hour. I can't afford all that.

Dude, you're getting ripped off. I only paid $125.

Donger
01-17-2005, 04:52 PM
Gochiefs isn't retarded, he's just socially debilitated. I'm sure he'd trade places with Roy at the moment, no matter how much he'll deny it in his posts.

How about socially retarded? Is tht applicable?

royr17
01-17-2005, 04:52 PM
You need to stop competing with gochiefs, Roy. You've passed him.

You should try to catch kcchiefsman now.

Im not worrying about competing anymore and am just wanna take this with this girl and try 2 make it work. That the way how a relationship builds trust according 2 my dads analysis.

Donger
01-17-2005, 04:53 PM
Im not worrying about competing anymore and am just wanna take this with this girl and try 2 make it work. That the way how a relationship builds trust according 2 my dads analysis.

Okay, the '2' thing's starting to bug me...

Jenson71
01-17-2005, 04:53 PM
How old are you and how old is this girl?

Phobia
01-17-2005, 04:54 PM
How about socially retarded? Is tht applicable?

There's nothing wrong with his mental faculties. He has no social skills.

royr17
01-17-2005, 04:54 PM
How much does she weigh?

Oh and I hate posting her weight too, she is 5'7", 145 lbs.

Very nice looking young lady 2, and she is a couple of months older then me.

tk13
01-17-2005, 04:54 PM
Most of us are lying. I've haven't been laid in a decade. Everything I post is a fantasy. The reason "Pink" doesn't post more often or show up to more ChiefsPlanet gatherings is because she's $150 an hour. I can't afford all that.
ROFL

Phobia
01-17-2005, 04:55 PM
Im not worrying about competing anymore and am just wanna take this with this girl and try 2 make it work. That the way how a relationship builds trust according 2 my dads analysis.


Don't lie. You've talked about gochiefs more in this thread than you have Stephanie. You're rubbing it in. Don't kid yourself.

Your dad has had a long, productive relationship with your mother. You should listen to him.

royr17
01-17-2005, 04:55 PM
How old are you and how old is this girl?

Im 20, shes 20 about to turn 21.

royr17
01-17-2005, 04:56 PM
Don't lie. You've talked about gochiefs more in this thread than you have Stephanie. You're rubbing it in. Don't kid yourself.

Your dad has had a long, productive relationship with your mother. You should listen to him.

Yea I know just hard to do so at times.

KcMizzou
01-17-2005, 04:56 PM
Im 20, shes 20 about to turn 21.
Sweet... you found someone to buy your beer.

royr17
01-17-2005, 04:56 PM
Okay, the '2' thing's starting to bug me...

Ok, sorry my bad.

tk13
01-17-2005, 04:57 PM
Oh and I hate posting her weight too, she is 5'7", 145 lbs.


I'm like the last person on this board you should be taking relationship advice from, but never, ever, ever tell somebody else a woman's weight. Unless you want to get bitch-slapped later. :)

Donger
01-17-2005, 04:57 PM
Ok, sorry my bad.

ROFL

She's gonna have a leash on you within one month.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 04:59 PM
I'm like the last person on this board you should be taking relationship advice from, but never, ever, ever tell somebody else a woman's weight. Unless you want to get bitch-slapped later. :)

I find it mind boggling that he knows her weight after 1 weekend. It took 3 years to find out my wife's weight, but we didn't court on the internet either.

Roy, what's your weight.

royr17
01-17-2005, 04:59 PM
I'm like the last person on this board you should be taking relationship advice from, but never, ever, ever tell somebody else a woman's weight. Unless you want to get bitch-slapped later. :)

Yea, you are very right on that one.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 04:59 PM
ROFL

She's gonna have a leash on you within one month.

One weekend.

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:00 PM
I find it mind boggling that he knows her weight after 1 weekend. It took 3 years to find out my wife's weight, but we didn't court on the internet either.

Roy, what's your weight.

Im about 215 now, according to my granies scale at her house, but im trying to lose weight.

Oh i've been talkin to this girl since July of 2004 and have talked 2 her on the phone for the last month.

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:01 PM
One weekend.

She is suppose to be coming back down in a couple of weeks.

Jenson71
01-17-2005, 05:02 PM
I can't believe you're getting all worked up over this.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 05:03 PM
Im about 215 now, according to my granies scale at her house, but im trying to lose weight.

Oh i've been talkin to this girl since July of 2004 and have talked 2 her on the phone for the last month.

215?

Thats pretty good. You've dropped quite a few pounds in the past few months then. Good work. Keep it up.

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:03 PM
I can't believe you're getting all worked up over this.

Worked up over what ???

|Zach|
01-17-2005, 05:04 PM
Its cool to excited, its a good deal you have going for yourself just slow it down a little and take things for what they are, not what you want them to be...take care of yourself so you dont run into any of these.

http://www.planetquake.com/subverse/previews/brick_wall_14.jpg

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:04 PM
215?

Thats pretty good. You've dropped quite a few pounds in the past few months then. Good work. Keep it up.

Yes I have, you can tell too. Just ask my dad he'll tell you that it looks like i've lost some weight, and im feeling alot better about myself now that i have lost some weight.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 05:04 PM
I can't believe you're getting all worked up over this.

Yeah. http://www.artsoul.homestead.com/Envy.jpg

Jenson71
01-17-2005, 05:12 PM
Worked up over what ???

Some girl you met over the internet.

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:13 PM
Some girl you met over the internet.

Yea you dont know what she's like cause you never met her, but the fact is that if she didnt like me or care about me she wouldnt have came down to see me and spend the weekend with me, who she ???

Phobia
01-17-2005, 05:13 PM
Some girl you met over the internet.

He's not. He's getting worked up over some girl he's had bent over for half the weekend.

How many movies did you watch this weekend? Did you even see a pair of tits on screen?

ENDelt260
01-17-2005, 05:14 PM
Some girl you met over the internet.
My older brother married one of them.

Donger
01-17-2005, 05:14 PM
Some girl you met over the internet.

Who cares where he met her? What difference does it make?

Jenson71
01-17-2005, 05:14 PM
Yeah.

Is it that obvious?

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:15 PM
He's not. He's getting worked up over some girl he's had bent over for half the weekend.

How many movies did you watch this weekend? Did you even see a pair of tits on screen?

Well we watched probably about 6 or 7 movies, horror and comedy.

Are you asking me if i've seen her tits yet, if you are then the answer is yes.

|Zach|
01-17-2005, 05:16 PM
Are you asking me if i've seen her tits yet, if you are then the answer is yes.
ROFL


:thumb:

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:16 PM
Who cares where he met her? What difference does it make?

Exactly.

Donger
01-17-2005, 05:16 PM
Well we watched probably about 6 or 7 movies, horror and comedy.

Are you asking me if i've seen her tits yet, if you are then the answer is yes.

BTW, have you told her about CP?

Phobia
01-17-2005, 05:16 PM
Well we watched probably about 6 or 7 movies, horror and comedy.

Are you asking me if i've seen her tits yet, if you are then the answer is yes.

No, I wouldn't want to make you feel guilty, dude.

I was talking to virJenson.

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:18 PM
BTW, have you told her about CP?

No, not yet. My dad told me not to tell her about it until after me and her have been together for a while, cause of you guys like to joke around and could possible say something that would hurt her feeling or something.

Another thing about her is that "SHE LOVES FOOTBALL".

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:19 PM
No, I wouldn't want to make you feel guilty, dude.

I was talking to virJenson.

Oh, ok. Well thats my bad.

KcMizzou
01-17-2005, 05:19 PM
virJenson.ROFL

That's great.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 05:20 PM
No, not yet. My dad told me not to tell her about it until after me and her have been together for a while, cause of you guys like to joke around and could possible say something that would hurt her feeling or something.

Your Dad is a helluva lot smarter than you ever thought he was.... except for that whole Reggie Scanton thing.

ENDelt260
01-17-2005, 05:20 PM
No, not yet. My dad told me not to tell her about it until after me and her have been together for a while

I wouldn't ever tell her about it. Period.

But, that's just me.

Jenson71
01-17-2005, 05:21 PM
This is one pathetic story, mang. Really, you meet some girl from the internet, you have so much in common, and you even saw her tits. True love.

Donger
01-17-2005, 05:22 PM
No, not yet. My dad told me not to tell her about it until after me and her have been together for a while, cause of you guys like to joke around and could possible say something that would hurt her feeling or something.

Another thing about her is that "SHE LOVES FOOTBALL".

Well, if you do, hope that she has a good sense of humor. Because most "decent" gals probably wouldn't appreciate you telling a bunch of guys on the Internet her weight and that you've seen her t*ts.

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:23 PM
I wouldn't ever tell her about it. Period.

But, that's just me.

Actually, I've though about that too, and I dont think it would be a good idea to tell her about the site. Period.

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:23 PM
Well, if you do, hope that she has a good sense of humor. Because most "decent" gals probably wouldn't appreciate you telling a bunch of guys on the Internet her weight and that you've seen her t*ts.

She does have a good sense of humor, I can tell you guys that for sure.

Donger
01-17-2005, 05:23 PM
This is one pathetic story, mang. Really, you meet some girl from the internet, you have so much in common, and you even saw her tits. True love.

What the hell is your problem?

|Zach|
01-17-2005, 05:24 PM
This is one pathetic story, mang.
Bah, he is feeling good...it could workm out for the best...there are reasons to bag on him sometimes. This is not one of them...

Phobia
01-17-2005, 05:24 PM
Actually, I've though about that too, and I dont think it would be a good idea to tell her about the site. Period.

I would like to interject. Period.

KcMizzou
01-17-2005, 05:24 PM
What the hell is your problem?bitter, lonely, jealousy?

Donger
01-17-2005, 05:24 PM
She does have a good sense of humor, I can tell you guys that for sure.

She has a good sense of humor about "kissing and telling?"

Okay.

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:24 PM
What the hell is your problem?

You know im starting to wonder the same thing too.

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:25 PM
Bah, he is feeling good...it could workm out for the best...there are reasons to bag on him sometimes. This is not one of them...

I agree, 150 %.

Jenson71
01-17-2005, 05:26 PM
I agree, 150 %.

ROFL

|Zach|
01-17-2005, 05:26 PM
I agree, 150 %.
I figured you were in 135%-147% range. Shows how much I know.

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:26 PM
She has a good sense of humor about "kissing and telling?"

Okay.

Well I dont know about that, I know she has a pretty good sense of humor from what I saw from her this week. Im in a deep hole with dad cause I slept with her in the same bed.

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:27 PM
I figured you were in 135%-147% range. Shows how much I know.

ROFL

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 05:27 PM
Roy's a super freak. Super freak.

Skip Towne
01-17-2005, 05:28 PM
Oh and I hate posting her weight too, she is 5'7", 145 lbs.

Very nice looking young lady 2, and she is a couple of months older then me.
Not bad at all.

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:28 PM
Roy's a super freak. Super freak.

Well, well, well, look who finally shows up.

Donger
01-17-2005, 05:29 PM
Well I dont know about that, I know she has a pretty good sense of humor from what I saw from her this week. Im in a deep hole with dad cause I slept with her in the same bed.

Well, a little advice, if I may...

If you really care about this girl and anticipate a future with her, do NOT divulge personal information about her on the friggin Internet, especially not if you plan on telling her about CP.

Think about it: chances are, she'd be rather angry with you about this thread, perhaps even angry enough not to want to see you again.

Is this thread worth that?

Phobia
01-17-2005, 05:29 PM
Well, well, well, look who finally shows up.

I think you're in love with gochiefs.

Seriously. Why in the **** would you post this?

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:30 PM
Not bad at all.

I thought so myself, but it shouldnt be about looks you know, I mean if a girl likes you and cares about you should go for what on the inside more then on the outside.

Cause pretty much alot of the girls that are hot, are real complete biatches to me.

And Steph is very cute IMHO.

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:30 PM
I think you're in love with gochiefs.

Seriously. Why in the **** would you post this?

Just to aggrivate him. Like he does to me.

|Zach|
01-17-2005, 05:31 PM
I think you're in love with gochiefs.

Seriously. Why in the **** would you post this?
Roy has love intrests all over the place...

When it rains it pours...

Jenson71
01-17-2005, 05:31 PM
You know im starting to wonder the same thing too.

Sorry about being on your case, roy. Really, I truly am. I was just being kinda stupid and it went too far. Seriously, good luck with this girl. It's good you've found something to be happy about.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 05:31 PM
Just to aggrivate him. Like he does to me.

Yeah, I'm seething with jealous rage right about now.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 05:32 PM
Just to aggrivate him. Like he does to me.

No, you love him. It's perfectly obvious on this thread.

Please excuse me while I got eat dinner and come up with a cute name for you and gochiefs.

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:32 PM
Well, a little advice, if I may...

If you really care about this girl and anticipate a future with her, do NOT divulge personal information about her on the friggin Internet, especially not if you plan on telling her about CP.

Think about it: chances are, she'd be rather angry with you about this thread, perhaps even angry enough not to want to see you again.

Is this thread worth that?

No, its not worth that. And I dont want her to get very angry at me cause i really like her and care about her.

I just sometimes get too carried away about feeling so good that I tell things when I shouldnt, you know what I mean ???

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:33 PM
Sorry about being on your case, roy. Really, I truly am. I was just being kinda stupid and it went too far. Seriously, good luck with this girl. It's good you've found something to be happy about.

Thanks. I hope it works out, and she does seem like the one that makes me happy. Not one time this week did I have a time when i wasnt happy around her.

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:34 PM
No, you love him. It's perfectly obvious on this thread.

Please excuse me while I got eat dinner and come up with a cute name for you and gochiefs.

Oh, jeez man. This is starting to get a little embarrassing.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 05:34 PM
And I dont want her to get very angry at me cause i really like her and care about her.

Too late. I e-mailed her this thread. Batten down the hatches, Roy.

Donger
01-17-2005, 05:35 PM
No, its not worth that. And I dont want her to get very angry at me cause i really like her and care about her.

I just sometimes get too carried away about feeling so good that I tell things when I shouldnt, you know what I mean ???

Request that this thread be deleted.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 05:35 PM
Oh, jeez man. This is starting to get a little embarrassing.

Don't be embarrassed, love. Whoever this new girl is, she can't possibly hold a candle to all the quality time we've spent together.

|Zach|
01-17-2005, 05:35 PM
Oh, jeez man. This is starting to get a little embarrassing.
Being a player is a rough life...

With all these love interests I dont know how you remember faces let alone names.

:)

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:37 PM
Too late. I e-mailed her this thread. Batten down the hatches, Roy.

Yea, whatever dude. You dont even know her email address.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 05:38 PM
Yea, whatever dude. You dont even know her email address.

Loook at me I'm Sandra Deeeee. Lousy with virginiteeee.

wutamess
01-17-2005, 05:39 PM
Well I dont know about that, I know she has a pretty good sense of humor from what I saw from her this week. Im in a deep hole with dad cause I slept with her in the same bed.

Whoah dude.... Did you sleep with her in your dad's bed? Or did I read that wrong?

Donger
01-17-2005, 05:39 PM
Loook at me I'm Sandra Deeeee. Lousy with virginiteeee.

If you start singing show tunes, I'm going to punch a hole through your chest.

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:40 PM
I recommend this thread be deleted. It was a very bad idea in the 1st place.

wutamess
01-17-2005, 05:41 PM
Instant Classic forum nomination.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 05:41 PM
I recommend this thread be deleted. It was a very bad idea in the 1st place.

I'm going to get rid of that bitch. If I can't have you, no one will.

Mile High Mania
01-17-2005, 05:42 PM
" Im in a deep hole with dad cause I slept with her in the same bed."

Interesting way to word that one!

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:42 PM
May I beat the living shit out of gochiefs now guys, the guy needs someone to beat the living shit out of him so that he'll leave me alone.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 05:43 PM
If you start singing show tunes, I'm going to punch a hole through your chest.

There are worse things I could do.

Than go with a Roy or two.

Mile High Mania
01-17-2005, 05:43 PM
I'm going to get rid of that bitch. If I can't have you, no one will.

You're a freak that doesn't know when to let a mediocre joke just die...

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 05:44 PM
May I beat the living shit out of gochiefs now guys, the guy needs someone to beat the living shit out of him so that he'll leave me alone.

The dead shit will arise and continue to harrass you.

royr17
01-17-2005, 05:44 PM
Im outta here guys, im finished with this thread.

Donger
01-17-2005, 05:44 PM
There are worse things I could do.

Yes. Breeding comes to mind.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 05:45 PM
Yes. Breeding comes to mind.

Tell me about it, stud.

Mile High Mania
01-17-2005, 05:46 PM
Sometimes I read GC and I get an image of that sicko Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs...

Quotes Grease ... Star Wars geek ... peeks at meat at the urinal ... now claims to avoid that and now squats in the stall every time... thinks women are better looking with clothes on ... rather than talk to a girl in his own house, he tries to hack into her pc to read her email...

Pity.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 05:47 PM
rather than talk to a girl in his own house, he tries to hack into her pc to read her email...


No, see you've got it wrong. I got into her PC to get her PICS. I talked to her in "real life," as you put it, quite a bit.

Skip Towne
01-17-2005, 05:48 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

Donger
01-17-2005, 05:48 PM
Sometimes I read GC and I get an image of that sicko Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs...

Quotes Grease ... Star Wars geek ... peeks at meat at the urinal ... now claims to avoid that and now squats in the stall every time... thinks women are better looking with clothes on ... rather than talk to a girl in his own house, he tries to hack into her pc to read her email...

Pity.

Heh.

"It puts the Bobba Fet outfit on!! It puts the Bobba Fet outfit on!!"

Mile High Mania
01-17-2005, 05:49 PM
No, see you've got it wrong. I got into her PC to get her PICS. I talked to her in "real life," as you put it, quite a bit.

Taking her picture... cutting out the lips ... putting her picture over your face while staring into the mirror and talking... is not what I would call talking to her in "real life".

|Zach|
01-17-2005, 05:49 PM
May I beat the living shit out of gochiefs now guys, the guy needs someone to beat the living shit out of him so that he'll leave me alone.
Dude, cmon...you call him out all the time and then get mad that he does not leave you alone...

You cant have both.

Donger
01-17-2005, 05:49 PM
Taking her picture... cutting out the lips ... putting her picture over your face while staring into the mirror and talking... is not what I would call talking to her in "real life".

Please tell me that this freak didn't actually do that...

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 05:50 PM
Please tell me that this freak didn't actually do that...

No, of course not. He's making a joke.

Mile High Mania
01-17-2005, 05:50 PM
Please tell me that this freak didn't actually do that...

I would not be shocked... you?

Donger
01-17-2005, 05:52 PM
I would not be shocked... you?

No, wouldn't surprise me in the least, actually.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 06:04 PM
May I beat the living shit out of gochiefs now guys, the guy needs someone to beat the living shit out of him so that he'll leave me alone.

Oh bullshit. You created this entire thread for gochiefs. You love him.

Everybody can see that.

Fairplay
01-17-2005, 06:07 PM
Naw her name was Stephanie.




But the real name is Steve.

Fairplay
01-17-2005, 06:08 PM
Naw, I dont think I could do that. If I dont wanna tell anything I guess i'll just let you guys suffer, hehe. :p





Oh, we're suffering all right. :rolleyes:

Fairplay
01-17-2005, 06:11 PM
Oh and this isnt my 1st girlfriend.





You playboy.

Fairplay
01-17-2005, 06:13 PM
Actually, I've though about that too, and I dont think it would be a good idea to tell her about the site. Period.




You would be smart not to tell her about this site. Good thinking.

Saulbadguy
01-17-2005, 06:14 PM
Ok...I just got done reading this thread. I'll offer the few tidbits of advice I have ,which have probably already been said, but what the hell.

1. Don't get TOO excited. Things may seem great now that you've met her and all, but it seems you may be moving too fast.

2. If you keep acting like she is the greatest thing since sliced bread, she will have "hand". You want to have "hand" in the relationship. Meaning, you control the flow. Don't come off acting desperate.

3. Don't produce any Roy IV's. I'm sure Roy II wouldn't appreciate that.

Fairplay
01-17-2005, 06:14 PM
I think you're in love with gochiefs.

Seriously. Why in the **** would you post this?




This is funnier then sh*t!

Fairplay
01-17-2005, 06:17 PM
No, you love him. It's perfectly obvious on this thread.

Please excuse me while I got eat dinner and come up with a cute name for you and gochiefs.



:eek: + :spock: = :Lin:

Fairplay
01-17-2005, 06:19 PM
Don't be embarrassed, love. Whoever this new girl is, she can't possibly hold a candle to all the quality time we've spent together.




This is bringing a tear to my eye.

Jenson71
01-17-2005, 06:25 PM
To answer Phil's question, I've seen 4 movies this weekend:
The Age of Innocence
12 Angry Men
Collateral
Fahrenheit 451

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 06:25 PM
3. Don't produce any Roy IV's. I'm sure Roy II wouldn't appreciate that.

Don't listen to this guy. Children are the greatest thing in the world. Make Roy IV your next goal!!!

Phobia
01-17-2005, 06:28 PM
To answer Phil's question, I've seen 4 movies this weekend:
The Age of Innocence
12 Angry Men
Collateral
Fahrenheit 451

It was a rhetorical question, virJenson Since you've made your peace with Roy, I'll back off. You should buy a lotto ticket with this kind of luck.

bogie
01-17-2005, 06:31 PM
I'm sorry royr17 has left. I'm concerned he's going to get his heart broken. Is it me, or is he making WAY to big of a deal out of this one meeting. I don't want to bust his bubble and maybe this gal is terrific for him. I think he needs to slow way, way, way down. The long distance thing alone is working against him.

Fairplay
01-17-2005, 06:31 PM
I thought Collateral was very good. One movie i seen yesterday, which was god awful, was "I Robot". That was bad. Will Smith needs to get out of the character of the smart aleck cop.

Jenson71
01-17-2005, 06:32 PM
The Age of Innocence is one of Marty's most underrated. The book is great too, but it's not for everyone.

royr17
01-17-2005, 06:32 PM
Ok...I just got done reading this thread. I'll offer the few tidbits of advice I have ,which have probably already been said, but what the hell.

1. Don't get TOO excited. Things may seem great now that you've met her and all, but it seems you may be moving too fast.

2. If you keep acting like she is the greatest thing since sliced bread, she will have "hand". You want to have "hand" in the relationship. Meaning, you control the flow. Don't come off acting desperate.

3. Don't produce any Roy IV's. I'm sure Roy II wouldn't appreciate that.

Oh good lord, im not ready for that yet, i dont want any kids until im about 24 to 25 years old.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 06:37 PM
The Age of Innocence is one of Marty's most underrated. The book is great too, but it's not for everyone.

Did you just call Martin Scorsese, "Marty?"

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 06:38 PM
Oh good lord, im not ready for that yet, i dont want any kids until im about 24 to 25 years old.

Remember, the best birth control is the pull out method.

tk13
01-17-2005, 06:38 PM
i dont want any kids until im about 24 to 25 years old.

Gah, no you don't. This is the first time in all my years on this board that I've felt old. I guess Skip will be along shortly with my AARP registration.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 06:38 PM
Oh good lord, im not ready for that yet, i dont want any kids until im about 24 to 25 years old.

That's not very far down the road Roy. Do you realize you've known me for 5 years this fall?

Fairplay
01-17-2005, 06:38 PM
The Age of Innocence is one of Marty's most underrated. The book is great too, but it's not for everyone.




Im not that big of fan of Sorcsese's myself.

Saulbadguy
01-17-2005, 06:39 PM
Oh good lord, im not ready for that yet, i dont want any kids until im about 24 to 25 years old.
Well, I meant by accident.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 06:39 PM
Remember, the best birth control is the pull out method.

Actually, you and the gays have perfected birth control. You should apply for a patent.

Jenson71
01-17-2005, 06:39 PM
Did you just call Martin Scorsese, "Marty?"

Yeah...all of his personal friends do.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 06:40 PM
Yeah...all of his personal friends do.

Freak.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 06:40 PM
Actually, you and the gays have perfected birth control. You should apply for a patent.

"The gays?"

Mile High Mania
01-17-2005, 06:40 PM
You don't want kids until you're in your 30's...

I was no where near ready for being responsible for the lives of others at the age of 25. Hell, I'm still only halfway there now ... it's a good thing my wife is more than prepared to pick up my slack.

Jenson71
01-17-2005, 06:42 PM
Im not that big of fan of Sorcsese's myself.

What? :spock:

Not a fan of Scorsese? I didn't know there was such a thing...

Phobia
01-17-2005, 06:42 PM
"The gays?"

Yes, the rest of the gays and yourself. Any other questions?

Mile High Mania
01-17-2005, 06:42 PM
Remember, the best birth control is the pull out method.

Good advice... GC has yet to get to get Rosie pregnant.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 06:43 PM
What? :spock:

Not a fan of Scorsese? I didn't know there was such a thing...

I've never even heard of her.

Mile High Mania
01-17-2005, 06:44 PM
I've never even heard of her.

He's the brain behind Pixar... I'm sure of it.

Demonpenz
01-17-2005, 06:44 PM
make sure you put alittle tabasco sauce in the condom when your done. That way if she tries to use some of the semen in there she gets fire cooch

Fairplay
01-17-2005, 06:45 PM
Good advice... GC has yet to get to get Rosie pregnant.




Doh!

Mile High Mania
01-17-2005, 06:45 PM
make sure you put alittle tabasco sauce in the condom when your done. That way if she tries to use some of the semen in there she gets fire cooch


Uhhhh, damn!

Jenson71
01-17-2005, 06:46 PM
I've never even heard of her.

Why the hell would you say that?

Seriously, I'm done with chiefsplanet...



for now

Chiefs Pantalones
01-17-2005, 06:53 PM
Can someone be a good citizen and tell me WTF is going on without having to read all the replys?

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 06:54 PM
Yes, the rest of the gays and yourself. Any other questions?

I ain't gay.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 06:54 PM
Can someone be a good citizen and tell me WTF is going on without having to read all the replys?

Roy found a girl and got laid. He's been swept off his feet. He is better than me.

Chiefs Pantalones
01-17-2005, 07:17 PM
Roy found a girl and got laid. He's been swept off his feet. He is better than me.

Oh, ok. Thanks.

Donger
01-17-2005, 07:32 PM
Remember, the best birth control is the pull out method.

For the sake of humanity, please acknowledge and learn that "pulling out" is, in fact, the worst method of birth control possible (sans castration) before you pollute the world with your offspring.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 07:33 PM
For the sake of humanity, please acknowledge and learn that "pulling out" is, in fact, the worst method of birth control possible (sans castration) before you pollute the world with your offspring.

It was a joke, Dildonger.

Donger
01-17-2005, 07:34 PM
I ain't gay.

Perhaps not.

Then again, I doubt that you're heterosexual either.

NTTAWWT.

Donger
01-17-2005, 07:35 PM
It was a joke, Dildonger.

As was mine, you mental midget.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 07:36 PM
As was mine, you mental midget.

Yours wasn't very funny...hence easy to misjudge as not a joke.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 07:36 PM
Perhaps not.

Then again, I doubt that you're heterosexual either.

NTTAWWT.

No, I'm pretty sure I am. I enjoy the girly thread.

Donger
01-17-2005, 07:37 PM
Yours wasn't very funny...hence easy to misjudge as not a joke.

It wasn't meant to be funny. I can't imagine anything even remotely related to you being "funny." Pathetic and sad, perhaps, but not humorous.

Phobia
01-17-2005, 07:37 PM
No, I'm pretty sure I am. I enjoy the girly thread.

Which proves nothing. DenverChief enjoys and contributes to the girly thread.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 07:57 PM
Which proves nothing. DenverChief enjoys and contributes to the girly thread.

I've never been turned on by a guy.

Saulbadguy
01-17-2005, 07:58 PM
I've never been turned on by a guy.
http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/aug/mhamill_150.jpg

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 07:59 PM
http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/aug/mhamill_150.jpg

What? Luke's cool and all but I don't want to have sex with him.

Skip Towne
01-17-2005, 08:08 PM
Remember, the best birth control is the pull out method.
Wrong again. Abstaining is the best method.

Donger
01-17-2005, 08:10 PM
What? Luke's cool and all but I don't want to have sex with him.

Considering that you're apparently incapable of making a differentiation between a role he once played and who he is in the real world, I simply don't believe you.

Skip Towne
01-17-2005, 08:11 PM
Remember, the best birth control is the pull out method.
You're an idiot. How could you possibly know anything about that? You've got to put it in before you can pull it out.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 08:13 PM
Considering that you're apparently incapable of making a differentiation between a role he once played and who he is in the real world, I simply don't believe you.

Um, the only film I've ever seen Mark Hamill in was Star Wars... (well, that and when he played Cock Knocker).

Donger
01-17-2005, 08:14 PM
Um, the only film I've ever seen Mark Hamill in was Star Wars

That doesn't surprise me in the least.

Skip Towne
01-17-2005, 08:17 PM
Goat Cheese, you pervert, would you consider changing your avatar? It not only highlights your arrested development but is quite possibly the most offensive POS I've ever seen.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 08:22 PM
Goat Cheese, you pervert, would you consider changing your avatar? It not only highlights your arrested development but is quite possibly the most offensive POS I've ever seen.

Please, on a site where we have half-naked women in avatars?

Click the link in my sig if you really want a show.

Donger
01-17-2005, 08:27 PM
Please, on a site where we have half-naked women in avatars?

Click the link in my sig if you really want a show.

Nah, some adult dweeb dressed up in a costume from a cheesy movie pretending to emulate a sexual activity (I presume with a female, species unspecified) is certainly more offensive than an honest-to-God, flesh and bone, picture of a female.

"Offensive" may not be the correct word. "Reality" may be more apropos.

Saulbadguy
01-17-2005, 08:28 PM
Goat Cheese, you pervert, would you consider changing your avatar? It not only highlights your arrested development but is quite possibly the most offensive POS I've ever seen.
Its fairly amusing.

Douche Baggins
01-17-2005, 08:29 PM
Its fairly amusing.

Teh rep.

Iowanian
01-17-2005, 09:43 PM
III, you're going to have an asthma attack sniffing that finger so hard.

No wonder I missed this thread.......I'd been watching another one for a week, awaiting the results of the big weekend.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=40515&page=2

Iowanian
01-17-2005, 09:44 PM
Never. EVAR! tell this broad about Chiefsplanet.......EVAR!.

Until she breaks your heart and you want her to see the Revenge thread where you post the pics.

Mr. Kotter
01-17-2005, 09:55 PM
Never. EVAR! tell this broad about Chiefsplanet.......EVAR!.

Until she breaks your heart and you want her to see the Revenge thread where you post the pics.

ROFL

Ari Chi3fs
01-17-2005, 11:12 PM
ROYR17::

dont count on her being with you in 10 months... once she realizes your posting habits, you are toast.

royr17
01-18-2005, 12:21 PM
Umm, guys i told her that i told you guys and she said it was ok cause she told some of her friends, so im not in trouble, ok.

So its not really as bad as I thought it was going to be. But now im goin to keep everything that goes on between me and her down to a very low detailed limit.

Carry On.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 12:22 PM
Umm, guys i told her that i told you guys and she said it was ok cause she told some of her friends, so im not in trouble, ok.

Dude. Stop being an idiot.

royr17
01-18-2005, 12:27 PM
Dude. Stop being an idiot.

Ok, well, then this thread wasnt a very good idea in the 1st place.

Donger
01-18-2005, 12:28 PM
Umm, guys i told her that i told you guys and she said it was ok cause she told some of her friends, so im not in trouble, ok.

Rookie. You're not in trouble YET.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 12:29 PM
Ok, well, then this thread wasnt a very good idea in the 1st place.

Despite that, don't tell the broad everything you do with your buddies. Jeez. Unbelievable.

Donger
01-18-2005, 12:30 PM
Despite that, don't tell the broad everything you do with your buddies. Jeez. Unbelievable.

Sshhhhh!

Cochise
01-18-2005, 12:32 PM
Despite that, don't tell the broad everything you do with your buddies. Jeez. Unbelievable.

That's a good way to get rid of one.

royr17
01-18-2005, 12:33 PM
Well you guys have your way with this thread all you want, but i am now officially done with the thread.

ENDelt260
01-18-2005, 12:34 PM
i am now officially done with the thread.

Uh-huh.

Skip Towne
01-18-2005, 12:37 PM
Its fairly amusing.
Then you're as much the doofus as he is.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 12:37 PM
Well you guys have your way with this thread all you want, but i am now officially done with the thread.

Is this the official OFFICIAL done warning? I'm wondering because I think this is the 5th or 6th post you've made on this thread declaring you were done with it.

go bowe
01-18-2005, 12:40 PM
Is this the official OFFICIAL done warning? I'm wondering because I think this is the 5th or 6th post you've made on this thread declaring you were done with it.well, that depends on what the meaning of "done" is...

Iowanian
01-18-2005, 01:46 PM
Its been 3 days now.

I wonder if the Burn during Urination, itching of the bugs crawling in the ThreeRug, and the discharge have begun yet?

Its probably time to dig up the address of the KY Campus Clinics with antibiotic injections and a supply of 2' quetips.

Iowanian
01-18-2005, 01:49 PM
Umm, guys i told her that i told you guys and she said it was ok cause she told some of her friends, so im not in trouble, ok.
Carry On.

You have got to learn rule #2 of the guy code. Keep your mouth shut.

Dude...you DON'T, and I told you to NEVER tell her about this place.....and that you told anyone you shagged her rotten. Its ok to tell your buddies, but NEVER, EVAR!!!! admit to her that you did.

IF she sees you, hears you and has a picture.......your answer is still "Wasn't me"

go bowe
01-18-2005, 01:52 PM
You have got to learn rule #2 of the guy code. Keep your mouth shut.

Dude...you DON'T, and I told you to NEVER tell her about this place.....and that you told anyone you shagged her rotten. Its ok to tell your buddies, but NEVER, EVAR!!!! admit to her that you did.

IF she sees you, hears you and has a picture.......your answer is still "Wasn't me"good advice...

funny, but good advice... ROFL ROFL ROFL

yunghungwell
01-18-2005, 02:00 PM
Yes, but im not getting into any detail about that, i feel bad telling stuff like this you know, so try 2 keep the sexual questions down as little as possible.

Thanks guys.

NOT ON THE INTERNET MAN! DON'T TELL ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET! *whisper* You never know if "they" might be watching. *shifty eyes*

yunghungwell
01-18-2005, 02:02 PM
Wow, and I didn't even finish reading the first page before I posted.

(Echoing what Dr. Iowanian said.) STFU

royr17
01-18-2005, 02:48 PM
You have got to learn rule #2 of the guy code. Keep your mouth shut.

Dude...you DON'T, and I told you to NEVER tell her about this place.....and that you told anyone you shagged her rotten. Its ok to tell your buddies, but NEVER, EVAR!!!! admit to her that you did.

IF she sees you, hears you and has a picture.......your answer is still "Wasn't me"

I just gotta say that I didnt tell her about this place, I just told her that I told some of my friends. Thats all. I never mentioned one thing about Chiefsplanet.

ROYC75
01-18-2005, 02:57 PM
:eek: WOW !

I get back from the doctors office to find that I missed this thread from yesterday. :shake:

Aye aye aye ..........

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:59 PM
I just gotta say that I didnt tell her about this place, I just told her that I told some of my friends. Thats all. I never mentioned one thing about Chiefsplanet.

Guys, he's really actually truly officially officially official done with this thread now. For REAL this time.

wutamess
01-18-2005, 03:01 PM
:eek: WOW !

I get back from the doctors office to find that I missed this thread from yesterday. :shake:

Aye aye aye ..........

And in your bed also :Lin:

Iowanian
01-18-2005, 03:02 PM
:eek: WOW !

I get back from the doctors office to find that I missed this thread from yesterday. :shake:

Aye aye aye ..........


yeah Roy.........After you went to bed or when they were in the basement "playing nintendo", III was Tamping her like a corner post.

You'd better tell him where babies come from, and get him down to the vet for a shot of Combiotic and some Ivomec, maybe a worbex pour.

Skip Towne
01-18-2005, 03:04 PM
Guys, he's really actually truly officially officially official done with this thread now. For REAL this time.
I'm gonna keep posting on it anyway just to see how long I can keep him posting on it.

ENDelt260
01-18-2005, 03:05 PM
and get him down to the vet for a shot of Combiotic and some Ivomec, maybe a worbex pour.

Where'd you learn dem big words?

Iowanian
01-18-2005, 03:05 PM
I know, I know.........you just stepped out for a minute RC, but you'll have to remember, he was a beginner.

He may have been confused and just shot himself in the Pocket when she hugged him goodbye.

ROYC75
01-18-2005, 03:06 PM
And in your bed also :Lin:


No way....... it was his bed and the shower.

My room is off limits ! :mad:

Skip Towne
01-18-2005, 03:07 PM
yeah Roy.........After you went to bed or when they were in the basement "playing nintendo", III was Tamping her like a corner post.

You'd better tell him where babies come from, and get him down to the vet for a shot of Combiotic and some Ivomec, maybe a worbex pour.
:LOL: Ivomec. Ya think she's wormy too?

Phobia
01-18-2005, 03:08 PM
I'm gonna keep posting on it anyway just to see how long I can keep him posting on it.

It doesn't matter. There's nothing anybody can possibly say that will get him to post on this thread again. He didn't say "probably" done or that he reserves the right to post here again. He's through. It's official this time. Don't get your hopes up.

royr17
01-18-2005, 03:09 PM
No way....... it was his bed and the shower.

My room is off limits ! :mad:

Hmm, that sounds like a pretty good idea, maybe I should use your bed the next time I do something, hehe. :p

Phobia
01-18-2005, 03:10 PM
No way....... it was his bed and the shower.


AND the Shower? How did you know about the shower? You didn't.... no.... dude, you didn't use that hidden camera site I PM'ed you. DID YOU?!?!?! ROFL

Oh crap. Wait until Roy III is forced to tell her now.

Iowanian
01-18-2005, 03:10 PM
Where'd you learn dem big words?

mah dad-dah teeched me wen I was a yungun..........I had a friend in HS who lahked dirty women and was into home remedy.

http://www.thepigsite.com/BusinessDirectory/Focus.asp?Display=2744

Combiotic is veterenary Antibiotic brand name

Worbex.....is a pour on treatment for flies, fleas and mites.

wutamess
01-18-2005, 03:11 PM
Hmm, that sounds like a pretty good idea, maybe I should use your bed the next time I do something, hehe. :p

ROFL
He's done after that!

~ Couldn't resist.

ROYC75
01-18-2005, 03:11 PM
Hmm, that sounds like a pretty good idea, maybe I should use your bed the next time I do something, hehe. :p


Have you ever seen shit hitting the fan before, it will be much worst.

Iowanian
01-18-2005, 03:12 PM
Hmm, that sounds like a pretty good idea, maybe I should use your bed the next time I do something, hehe. :p

So you think you accidently got her in the corn sorter?


III falls into a 1 in a million shot, and 2 days later is the Planets very on royRon Jeremy.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 03:13 PM
Have you ever seen shit hitting the fan before, it will be much worst.

The boy busted his cherry 3 days ago and he's already moved on to scat? :shake:

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 03:14 PM
Hmm, that sounds like a pretty good idea, maybe I should use your bed the next time I do something, hehe. :p
Oh my.

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2005, 03:15 PM
AND the Shower? How did you know about the shower? You didn't.... no.... dude, you didn't use that hidden camera site I PM'ed you. DID YOU?!?!?! ROFL

Oh crap. Wait until Roy III is forced to tell her now.

Please don't encourage him; next thing he'll be postin' the webcam link.... :shake:

ROYC75
01-18-2005, 03:15 PM
Only the big cocks are allowed in the barnyard, keep yur itty bitty weewee in the confiments of your room.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 03:16 PM
Torrent, Torrent, Torrent

royr17
01-18-2005, 03:17 PM
Only the big cocks are allowed in the barnyard, keep yur itty bitty weewee in the confiments of your room.

Im sorry but im afraid you have aged too much to fall into that category, hehe. :p

Iowanian
01-18-2005, 03:17 PM
Hell RC........you know damn well he's already rubbed it on everything in the house by now, except maybe that loaf of bread and peanut butter you just brought home from the store...and you'd better keep an eye on that, and check the seal.

III,
If pa catches you draggin your bare wagon around his home base, he might just Band you.

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2005, 03:18 PM
Have you ever seen shit hitting the fan before, it will be much worst.
.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 03:21 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=36526&stc=1

OH MY GOD. Is that Go Bo spanking ENDelt?

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 03:21 PM
Only the big cocks are allowed in the barnyard
Wahhh

Donger
01-18-2005, 03:22 PM
.

SFPD.

Heh.

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2005, 03:23 PM
SFPD.

Heh.

I hadn't noticed that; maybe it is John and Brian.... :hmmm:

:)

The Bad Guy
01-18-2005, 03:27 PM
For some reason, GoChiefs reminds me of a slightly retarded, less cool version of Farmer Ted from Sixteen Candles

But I could be wrong.

Farmer Ted boffed a drunk, hot chick.

GoChiefs could never pull that off.

The Bad Guy
01-18-2005, 03:28 PM
Rule #1 for me would be NOT broadcasting my sex life on an internet message board that my dad frequents.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 03:29 PM
Roy,

Next time, pop it in the pooper. Failsafe.