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Phobia
01-18-2005, 12:41 AM
I'm just catching a buzz.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 12:41 AM
post ****ers.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 12:42 AM
I have a funny feeling I'll be deleting this in the AM.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 12:42 AM
WTF do you want from me?

Phobia
01-18-2005, 12:43 AM
WTF do you want from me?

Keep posting so I can laugh.

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 12:44 AM
You can pick your friends...

You can pick your nose...

You can't pick your friend's nose.

el borracho
01-18-2005, 12:46 AM
Would you like to talk about my vacation in Costa Rica?

Phobia
01-18-2005, 12:47 AM
Would you like to talk about my vacation in Costa Rica?

Have you seriously been masturbating to porn for the last 3 hours?

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 12:47 AM
Keep posting so I can laugh.

I'll sing you some showtunes from Grease.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 12:47 AM
Im all out of funny for the night. Philmelda... Wait... I may have another sometime soon... nope. that was just gas.

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 12:48 AM
Have you seriously been masturbating to porn for the last 3 hours? If so.. he's been visiting the wrong sites.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 12:48 AM
Im all out of funny for the night. Philmelda...

Already? It's only 1997 errr, I mean.... g'nite AC. Heh.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 12:49 AM
Stranded at the drive-in.

ENDelt260
01-18-2005, 12:50 AM
Some of us have to work in the morning.

Well... at least show up to an office and give off the appearance of working.

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 12:51 AM
Some of us have to work in the morning.

Well... at least show up to an office and give off the appearance of working. I work 3 days out of the next 18....

Heh... sorry. I can't get over that. Sweet.

el borracho
01-18-2005, 12:51 AM
Have you seriously been masturbating to porn for the last 3 hours?
No, only jokingly.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 12:52 AM
Branded a fool.

el borracho
01-18-2005, 12:52 AM
Stranded at the drive-in.
Feeling like a fool.

el borracho
01-18-2005, 12:53 AM
Some of us have to work in the morning.

Well... at least show up to an office and give off the appearance of working.
What would you say it is that you do here?

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 12:53 AM
Shadoop Shooby Do

Phobia
01-18-2005, 12:54 AM
Hopefully Zach will be along shortly so I'll have somebody to pick on.

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 12:56 AM
Hopefully Zach will be along shortly so I'll have somebody to pick on.
Hold on I have someone on the other line.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 12:56 AM
What will they say?

Monday at school.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 12:57 AM
Hold on I have someone on the other line.Ah shit. Hurry up. Bitch.

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 12:58 AM
Ah shit. Hurry up. Bitch.
Ok great.

Welcome to the Country Club...would you like to hear the specials?

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 12:58 AM
heh... Goatcheese is cracking me up with his über gayness.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 12:59 AM
Oh, Saaaandy, can't you see?

I'm in misereeeee.

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 12:59 AM
Ok great.

Welcome to the Country Club...would you like to the specials? No wonder that guy yelled at you... you leave words out when you greet your customers.

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 12:59 AM
No wonder that guy yelled at you... you leave words out when you greet your customers.
ROFL

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 01:00 AM
heh... Goatcheese is cracking me up with his über gayness. I dont know wtf he's talking about.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 01:01 AM
We made a start.

Now we're apart.

There's nothing left for meeee.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 01:01 AM
"Grease" Showtunes.

http://www.onlyolivia.com/music/albums/data/grease.jpg

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 01:02 AM
"Grease" Showtunes.
Ah... uber gayness. Why didn'tcha say so?

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 01:03 AM
LOVE HAS FLOOOWN!

ALL ALONE!

I SIT AND WONDER.....

Why-yi-yiiiii.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 01:03 AM
Ok great.

Welcome to the Country Club...would you like to hear the specials?

You're funny. Why didn't we go grab a beverage when you were in town?

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 01:04 AM
At CMSU in the dorm.. my roomie's gf would watch that f*cking movie at LEAST 4 times a day. God, how I hated her.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 01:04 AM
üh... dünnö. Güntcheese... its nöt fünny anymöre.

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 01:05 AM
You're funny. Why didn't we go grab a beverage when you were in town?
We were busy talking about the sad state of the Chiefs.

We should have...all KC CP members should do a better job of that.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 01:05 AM
I have hit the hallowed post #5202. Damn, Im a jukebox hero.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 01:06 AM
Oh why you left me.

Oh Sandy.

Oh Sandy.

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 01:06 AM
We should have...all KC CP members should do a better job of that. Amen. I just can't do weekends, unfortunately. Fridays are free... (hint)

Phobia
01-18-2005, 01:07 AM
At CMSU in the dorm.. my roomie's gf would watch that f*cking movie at LEAST 4 times a day. God, how I hated her.
She didn't live, did she?

Pants
01-18-2005, 01:08 AM
KCM, how was GTA, are you done?

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 01:08 AM
She didn't live, did she? As far as I know she did. But, umm.. I wasn't there long.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 01:08 AM
We were busy talking about the sad state of the Chiefs.

We should have...all KC CP members should do a better job of that.

It's pathetic. It really is. There's no excuse. We can throw something together in 45 minutes when somebody is driving through town, but we can't plan something over the holidays a month in advance? That's pathetic. Absolutely wrong.

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 01:08 AM
I drank to much over break.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 01:09 AM
shit, I cant watch a movie 4 times TOTAL...

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 01:09 AM
KCM, how was GTA, are you done? I loved it when I played it... got about halfway through and started playing WoW. Now my little brother has it. I'll go back to it eventually.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 01:10 AM
Sandy, darling.

You hurt me real bad.

You know it's true,

But baby, you got to believe me
When I say

I'm helpless...without you.

LOVE HAS FLOWN!

ALL ALONE

I sit and wonder...why-yi-yiii....

Oh, why you left me.

Oh...Sandy.

Sandy.

Sandy.

Why-yiii-yiiiiii.

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 01:10 AM
It's pathetic. It really is. There's no excuse. We can throw something together in 45 minutes when somebody is driving through town, but we can't plan something over the holidays a month in advance? That's pathetic. Absolutely wrong.
Everyone has a lot going on with the holidays and families and strict masturbation schedules.

Maybe it would have been a little bit better had the Chiefs been improved?

I know whenever I am back I will try a little harder...me and KCW almost went bowling but we couldnt quite pull it off.

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 01:11 AM
Its been a while since I had a few drinks with JimNasium. I need to track that guy down.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 01:11 AM
I'd hit it.

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/Grease/pix/gr1.jpg

Phobia
01-18-2005, 01:12 AM
As far as I know she did. But, umm.. I wasn't there long.

I hate almost everything about college. When my ex-wife was in college and I was in desert storm, her roommate's boyfriend told her he saw me as KIA on the news cuz he wanted her to date one of his friends. WTF is that? Stupid college bullshit.

Pants
01-18-2005, 01:12 AM
shit, I cant watch a movie 4 times TOTAL...

Good point, movies I've seen more than 4 times:

Office Space
The Big Lebowski
Black Hawk Down
Saving Private Ryan
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Super Troopers
and others, but those were off the top of my head.

BTW, pr0n doesn't count.

Pants
01-18-2005, 01:15 AM
WTF, sluts, post the movies you've seen more than 4 times.

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 01:17 AM
I hate almost everything about college. When my ex-wife was in college and I was in desert storm, her roommate's boyfriend told her he saw me as KIA on the news cuz he wanted her to date one of his friends. WTF is that? Stupid college bullshit.Wow... that's... that's beyond low.

All I learned in college was how to party. I didn't do much of that in highschool. Just got a taste of it my senior year. When I got to CMSU, I went waaaay overboard. Best 8 months of my life.... and I did learn a lot. I just didn't learn what I went there to learn.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 01:18 AM
WTF, sluts, post the movies you've seen more than 4 times.

I'm not sure I've seen a movie 4 times. Not even office space. Wow. I've seen the Last BoyScout a number of times.

Pants
01-18-2005, 01:18 AM
I'm not sure I've seen a movie 4 times. Not even office space. Wow. I've seen the Last BoyScout a number of times.

Not even TBL?

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 01:19 AM
BTW, pr0n doesn't count.
very good point... I found some videos of Taylor Rain, taking it up th... well, she is quite talented.

I have watched that video 3 billionty times.

Pants
01-18-2005, 01:19 AM
Wow... that's... that's beyond low.

All I learned in college was how to party. I didn't do much of that in highschool. Just got a taste of it my senior year. When I got to CMSU, I went waaaay overboard. Best 8 months of my life.... and I did learn a lot. I just didn't learn what I went there to learn.

Hahah I remeber some HS parties, such shit. College parties > HS parties. But HS have cliques and myabe that's why the parties I went to sucked.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 01:20 AM
I just didn't learn what I went there to learn.

Yeah, you did. You really did. Accept it. Admit it. You learned more in 8 months there than a lot of people learn over 3 or 4 years in college.

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 01:20 AM
BTW, pr0n doesn't count. I tend to watch that 4 minutes at a time.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 01:20 AM
WTF, sluts, post the movies you've seen more than 4 times.

Star Wars
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Episode I (heh, saw that in the theater at LEAST ten times)
Indiana Jones Trilogy
LOTR Trilogy
Star Trek II
Rudy
Shawshank Redemption
Terminator 2
Predator

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 01:21 AM
I have enjoyed both HS and college very much...

Braincase
01-18-2005, 01:21 AM
I'm still lagging bigtime from the trip. Time to eat a big bowl of cereal and put my ass in a diabetic coma and go back to bed.

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 01:22 AM
Yeah, you did. You really did. Accept it. Admit it. You learned more in 8 months there than a lot of people learn over 3 or 4 years in college. Heh.. ok. I didn't learn what my parents hoped I would learn.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 01:22 AM
Star Wars
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Episode I (heh, saw that in the theater at LEAST ten times)
Indiana Jones Trilogy
LOTR Trilogy
Star Trek II
Rudy
Shawshank Redemption
Terminator 2
Predator

Shocking.

Pants
01-18-2005, 01:22 AM
Star Wars
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Episode I (heh, saw that in the theater at LEAST ten times)
Indiana Jones Trilogy
LOTR Trilogy
Star Trek II
Rudy
Shawshank Redemption
Terminator 2
Predator

Shit, I forgot Shawshank. I still haven't seen the old 3rd episode of SW. I've seen all the new ones though, hehe.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 01:23 AM
Heh.. ok. I didn't learn what my parents hoped I would learn.

Actually, you learned that, too. Probably. You're a decent guy, great father, hold down a decent job.

WTF more could they want?

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 01:23 AM
Stevie Ray Vaughan, Live in Austin
Hendrix, Live at Woodstock
Clapton Unplugged

I dont think I have ever watched any movie more than 4 times... besides concerts... although I have watched numerous movies 3 times... including Napolean Dynamite, which I think will get into the 4 times area soon. Maybe Office Space... :hmmm: Taylor Rain excluded of course.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 01:24 AM
I tend to watch that 4 minutes at a time.

Heh.

Pants
01-18-2005, 01:25 AM
Stevie Ray Vaughan, Live in Austin
Hendrix, Live at Woodstock
Clapton Unplugged

I dont think I have ever watched any movie more than 4 times... besides concerts... although I have watched numerous movies 3 times... including Napolean Dynamite, which I think will get into the 4 times area soon. Maybe Office Space... :hmmm: Taylor Rain excluded of course.

Hah, Taylor Rain is hot as shit and does really nasty things, she's a good actress.

BTW, I'm too lazy to go downstairs and check, any softcore on HBO tonight, anybody?

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 01:27 AM
Shit, I forgot Shawshank. I still haven't seen the old 3rd episode of SW. I've seen all the new ones though, hehe.

Watched it with my sister the other night...she had never seen it.

If you haven't seen Return of the Jedi you need to get your ass to a video store and rent it. It's f*cking awesome.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 01:27 AM
very good point... I found some videos of Taylor Rain, taking it up th... well, she is quite talented.

I have watched that video 3 billionty times.

124,615 KB?

Pants
01-18-2005, 01:28 AM
Watched it with my sister the other night...she had never seen it.

If you haven't seen Return of the Jedi you need to get your ass to a video store and rent it. It's f*cking awesome.

Hey JBret, I rented KOTOR 2, it's not as good as the first one, kinda boring. It is a bit more diverse but the sotry sucks so far.

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 01:29 AM
Actually, you learned that, too. Probably. You're a decent guy, great father, hold down a decent job.

WTF more could they want? lol... thanks. Yeah, I guess they're pretty happy with the results. My mom was a partier in HS. It always bugged her that I had the same gf all 4 years, and we never got into that kinda thing.

She was a year older than I was, and when she went off to MU... I started hitting the field parties. (I grew up in a really small town) When I wasn't in Columbia, I was on a gravel road somewhere drinking beer with a bunch of hooligans. It was awesome.

Then when I went to CMSU, I broke up with her and thought... "Hell I can do this every night!" Nickle draws and dollar pitchers. Those were the days...

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 01:29 AM
124,615 KB?

heh. Im sure that one is a good start to the collection.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 01:30 AM
Hah, Taylor Rain is hot as shit and does really nasty things, she's a good actress.

BTW, I'm too lazy to go downstairs and check, any softcore on HBO tonight, anybody?

Is there EVER softcore on HBO? Cinemax is the channel for that. Mmmmm.

Pants
01-18-2005, 01:31 AM
Is there EVER softcore on HBO? Cinemax is the channel for that. Mmmmm.

Yeah, sometimes. Imma go check now, see what's up. Thanks for nothing, poeple.

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 01:32 AM
Is there EVER softcore on HBO? Cinemax is the channel for that. Mmmmm. Yeah.. Skinemax is where it's at. When I had it.. half the boobies you'd see belonged to Shannon Tweed.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 01:33 AM
Yeah.. Skinemax is where it's at. When I had it.. half the boobies you'd see belonged to Shannon Tweed.

Shannon Tweed is the bottom of the barrel as far as I'm concerned. I've seen some great softcore porn on Cinemax. Some so good that it might as well be hardcore.

Pants
01-18-2005, 01:34 AM
Shannon Tweed is the bottom of the barrel as far as I'm concerned. I've seen some great softcore porn on Cinemax. Some so good that it might as well be hardcore.

Bullshit.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 01:34 AM
phobia is now mysteriously missing... How is the weather over there? Is it taylor Raining?

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 01:35 AM
Shannon Tweed is the bottom of the barrel as far as I'm concerned. I've seen some great softcore porn on Cinemax. Some so good that it might as well be hardcore. Well... the last time I had Skinemax was probably 6 or 7 years ago...

Pants
01-18-2005, 01:36 AM
phobia is now mysteriously missing... How is the weather over there? Is it taylor Raining?

Hahaha, good point. I was in a mood for some softcore, though. F*cking HBO.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 01:40 AM
Bullshit.

Shannon Tweed's sex scenes are boring. The music is too loud. They try to wrap a crappy plot around 3 or 4 sex scenes in an hour and a half.

The best softcore porn is hardcore porn without penetration and no money shot. There's little to no plot. The movie is 6 or 7 sex scenes wrapped around excuses for people to f*ck.

Pants
01-18-2005, 01:41 AM
Shannon Tweed's sex scenes are boring. The music is too loud. They try to wrap a crappy plot around 3 or 4 sex scenes in an hour and a half.

The best softcore porn is hardcore porn without penetration and no money shot. There's little to no plot. The movie is 6 or 7 sex scenes wrapped around excuses for people to f*ck.

What I mean was that the part about softocre on Cinemax being almost hardcore is BS.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 01:42 AM
my friend downloaded this movie called "Private Gold Millionaire" it was like a full scale movie production / action movie, with hardcore sex thrown in the mix.

as interesting as it could have been, i just fast forwarded... I mean my friend who told me about the movie he downloaded, fast-forwarded it.

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 01:43 AM
Shannon Tweed's sex scenes are boring. The music is too loud. They try to wrap a crappy plot around 3 or 4 sex scenes in an hour and a half.

The best softcore porn is hardcore porn without penetration and no money shot. There's little to no plot. The movie is 6 or 7 sex scenes wrapped around excuses for people to f*ck. Do they still show that Red Shoe Diaries thing on there? That was better than the Shannon Tweed movies.

But the Bikini Carwash Company movies ruled.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 01:43 AM
Isn't Shannon married to that freaky rocker who shoots his guitar with a flaming arrow at concerts? WTF is his name?

Pants
01-18-2005, 01:43 AM
my friend downloaded this movie called "Private Gold Millionaire" it was like a full scale movie production / action movie, with hardcore sex thrown in the mix.

as interesting as it could have been, i just fast forwarded... I mean my friend who told me about the movie he downloaded, fast-forwarded it.

Ask your friend whether the chicks were softocre qual?

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 01:45 AM
Do they still show that Red Shoe Diaries thing on there? That was better than the Shannon Tweed movies.

But the Bikini Carwash Company movies ruled.

Red Shoe diaries is on Showtime, too. It sucks. Although it ruled when I was 14. Heh. So did Hot Springs Hotel. You'll never want to check out once you're there.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 01:45 AM
phobia is now mysteriously missing... How is the weather over there? Is it taylor Raining?

Nah, dude. I don't masturbate unless the wife went to sleep before I got there. Once a week, sometimes twice.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 01:45 AM
What I mean was that the part about softocre on Cinemax being almost hardcore is BS.

Some of it is...seriously. The only thing it's missing is penetration and money shots.

I don't really even watch harcore porn for those things anyway.

Pants
01-18-2005, 01:46 AM
Nah, dude. I don't masturbate unless the wife went to sleep before I got there. Once a week, sometimes twice.

Mastrubation is healthy.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 01:47 AM
Nah, dude. I don't masturbate unless the wife went to sleep before I got there. Once a week, sometimes twice.


I hope you were directing your mastubatory schedule in GoatCheese's direction, cuz most of us dont really care/ want to know your schedule. heh. wait. No heh.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 01:48 AM
Some of it is...seriously. The only thing it's missing is penetration and money shots.

I don't really even watch harcore porn for those things anyway.

so you watch it for the cuddle?

Phobia
01-18-2005, 01:49 AM
I hope you were directing your mastubatory schedule in GoatCheese's direction, cuz most of us dont really care/ want to know your schedule. heh. wait. No heh.

Stevieray wanted to know on another thread.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 01:49 AM
so you watch it for the cuddle?

Plot and character development, I'm sure.

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 01:49 AM
Stevieray wanted to know on another thread.ROFLROFL

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 01:52 AM
so you watch it for the cuddle?

No, I watch it 'cus I like seein' chicks get nailed.

Pants
01-18-2005, 01:56 AM
No, I watch it 'cus I like seein' chicks get nailed.

But you don't like to nail them? You are weird.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 01:57 AM
But you don't like to nail them? You are weird.

No, I'm sure I'd enjoy nailing a chick.

Pants
01-18-2005, 02:00 AM
No, I'm sure I'd enjoy nailing a chick.

I thought I saw you say something to the extent of you not being interested in that somewhere. It's not that hard, get drunk and go for the fat one.

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 02:00 AM
But you don't like to nail them? You are weird. Nah.. I think GC just doesn't feel like he's gonna have a shot anytime soon, so he's decided to live with it. He probably just doesn't have many chances to meet women in the first place... and has decided that's ok.

Eventually, that'll change.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 02:01 AM
Nah.. I think GC just doesn't feel like he's gonna have a shot anytime soon, so he's decided to live with it. He probably just doesn't have many chances to meet women in the first place... and has decided that's ok.

Eventually, that'll change.

You nailed it.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 02:02 AM
is it just me, or am I fuggin hilarious tonight? Cuz I have made myself laugh no less than 10 times tonight. I own.

just saying...

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 02:02 AM
It's not that hard, get drunk and go for the fat one. ROFL Yeah... that always works.

I'm not kidding. I could tell you a couple stories, but I'd rather not.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:04 AM
is it just me, or am I fuggin hilarious tonight? Cuz I have made myself laugh no less than 10 times tonight. I own.

just saying...

Yeah, I was really rolling at some of your quality posts, metrolike.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 02:05 AM
ROFL Yeah... that always works.

I'm not kidding. I could tell you a couple stories, but I'd rather not.

We're gonna have to hear em now.

This Taylor Rain is impressive, guys.

Pants
01-18-2005, 02:05 AM
ROFL Yeah... that always works.

I'm not kidding. I could tell you a couple stories, but I'd rather not.

Dude, Ghostof is the master of land whales, I'm sure your stories are nice and all, but seriously Ghost is the whale king.

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 02:06 AM
Weird thread.

Pants
01-18-2005, 02:07 AM
We're gonna have to hear em now.

This Taylor Rain is impressive, guys.

So you just found out about her tonight? Glad I could help.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:07 AM
Weird thread.

Yeah. I kinda had that in mind.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 02:07 AM
We're gonna have to hear em now.

This Taylor Rain is impressive, guys.

yeah, she is talented.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 02:08 AM
So you just found out about her tonight? Glad I could help.

:cuss: she is mine, bitch.

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 02:08 AM
Yeah. I kinda had that in mind.
Congratulations.

Pants
01-18-2005, 02:08 AM
Weird thread.

Awesome post, Zach....

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 02:08 AM
do yourself a favor and find the video of her as "Charlie" in the Cumfiesta series... that is where I discovered her true talents.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:09 AM
Congratulations.

I know.

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 02:09 AM
Awesome post, Zach....
I am the Duke Of Chiefs Planet.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 02:09 AM
heh. people are gonna read this first thing in the am, and be like...

:spock:

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 02:10 AM
I know.
What kind of beer have you been drinking?

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 02:10 AM
We're gonna have to hear em now.

This Taylor Rain is impressive, guys. I'm not nearly drunk enough... and I only have one more beer. I'll give you the short version.

It was a blind date... My buddy came in mouthing the words "I'm sorry". I was horrified, but I figured we'd make the best of the evening. Dinner... then I thought, "Hell, let's get drunk". (go figure) 3 bottles of Cisco later, the deed was done, and I was interupting my buddy and his gf saying, "Duuuude! She wants to do it again! I can't believe I did it the first time!"

Pants
01-18-2005, 02:10 AM
Congratulations.

ROFL

This si teH b3stesT thread eVAR!!!

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 02:10 AM
do yourself a favor and find the video of her as "Charlie" in the Cumfiesta series... that is where I discovered her true talents.

I already got it.

Porn is the only reason I keep kazaa on my computer.

I'll repay the favor: check out a little lady named Violet Blue.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:11 AM
What kind of beer have you been drinking?

1554 and Trippel

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 02:12 AM
1554 and Trippel
You have always seemed to know your beer...

Pants
01-18-2005, 02:13 AM
1554 and Trippel

Shit, never had either. Spaten Optimator is teh shit. And I recently discovered Beck's, that is some good beer.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 02:13 AM
124,615 is pretty nice.

"Now put your cock in my ass."

ROFL

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:14 AM
I'm not nearly drunk enough... and I only have one more beer. I'll give you the short version.

It was a blind date... My buddy came in mouthing the words "I'm sorry". I was horrified, but I figured we'd make the best of the evening. Dinner... then I thought, "Hell, let's get drunk". (go figure) 3 bottles of Cisco later, the deed was done, and I was interupting my buddy and his gf saying, "Duuuude! She wants to do it again! I can't believe I did it the first time!"

Been there. Had a chick fly in from San Fran once. She had sent pics, so I thought it was good. Met here at the airport. Pics must have been a decade old. She was thick. Not fat. Thick, like a linebacker. I was frightened, I wanted to go home, I even exclaimed "Mommie" under my breath....

But, I'm FAR to nice a guy to have her fly 2000 miles without dick. :bandhead:

Pants
01-18-2005, 02:15 AM
124,615 is pretty nice.

"Now put your cock in my ass."

ROFL

ROFL I thought he was jokin when he mentioned that. That's f*cking rep.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 02:15 AM
yeah she loves it where the sun dont shine.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:15 AM
Shit, never had either. Spaten Optimator is teh shit. And I recently discovered Beck's, that is some good beer.

Spaten is good stuff. Don't like much in a green bottle. Try Becks Dark.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 02:17 AM
Been there. Had a chick fly in from San Fran once. She had sent pics, so I thought it was good. Met here at the airport. Pics must have been a decade old. She was thick. Not fat. Thick, like a linebacker. I was frightened, I wanted to go home, I even exclaimed "Mommie" under my breath....

But, I'm FAR to nice a guy to have her fly 2000 miles without dick. :bandhead:

hope you slipped it in her back door painfully... she deserved it by sending dated pics.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 02:18 AM
Been there. Had a chick fly in from San Fran once. She had sent pics, so I thought it was good. Met here at the airport. Pics must have been a decade old. She was thick. Not fat. Thick, like a linebacker. I was frightened, I wanted to go home, I even exclaimed "Mommie" under my breath....

But, I'm FAR to nice a guy to have her fly 2000 miles without dick. :bandhead:

Damn, why didn't you bolt as soon as you saw her?

Man this chick gives a HELL of a blowjob. I almost had a PE watchin' that.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 02:19 AM
so this thread is the work of what 5 idiots working in unison to create a truly ****ed up masterpiece?

somehow this is destined for the shrine of threads.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 02:19 AM
I almost had a PE watchin' that.

why dont you concentrate and spare the details, you sick Günt.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:20 AM
Damn, why didn't you bolt as soon as you saw her?

I'm unsure. I damn sure wish I had circled the block 80 times, though.

Pants
01-18-2005, 02:20 AM
Spaten is good stuff. Don't like much in a green bottle. Try Becks Dark.
I've had it before. It's good too, but for some reason I just liked Beck. Right now I have St.Pauli Special Dark. Also if anybody likes good pilsners, try Pilsner Urquell, it's got the good bitterness.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:21 AM
why dont you concentrate and spare the details, you sick Günt.

I'm pretty sure I didn't see that part.

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 02:22 AM
so this thread is the work of what 5 idiots working in unison to create a truly ****ed up masterpiece?

ROFL Reminds me of the good old days. All we need is a 10 post 'Delt marathon posting spree at the end.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:22 AM
Pilsner Urquell, it's got the good bitterness.

Thanks for the warning. That's the part I don't like about most pilsners. Though, I do like ESB's. Surprising - no?

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 02:22 AM
I'm pretty sure I didn't see that part.

That wasn't in 124,615. It was in Charlie's Cum Fiesta.

Pants
01-18-2005, 02:23 AM
JBret just took this thread one step farther. ROFL

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 02:24 AM
Phob, you turned me on to Boulevard wheat via Joe... that's good stuff. I generally buy whatever's cheap... or my staple (bud light)... But I really liked that. I buy a 6'er every now and then.

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 02:24 AM
Does Blvd. give factory tours in KC?

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 02:25 AM
yeah, and it really shouldnt have been taken there... one of these days, he will adjust his "blurt-out" filter.

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 02:25 AM
When I drink beer I drink Blvd. wheat...esp on tap.

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 02:26 AM
When I drink beer I drink Blvd. wheat.

HOW ABOUT THE PORN, YOU PUSSY?

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 02:26 AM
im a big fan of FAT TIRE...

http://www.arcticliquor.com/new-belgium-fat-tire.jpg

if i am gonna spend $7 on a six'r... its gonna be this stuff.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:27 AM
That wasn't in 124,615. It was in Charlie's Cum Fiesta.

Dude. Watching porn = fine with me.

Posting on ChiefsPlanet even though most regulars despise you = fine with me.

Watching porn while posting on ChiefsPlanet and sharing that information = NOT fine with me

I don't want to know. Really. I don't watch porn and post. If I disappear for 10 minutes, I'm shitting, watching port, or went on a beer run. I do NOT watch porn and post on the Planet.

Yeah. Thanks in Advance.

Pants
01-18-2005, 02:27 AM
IMO Amber Bock is the only good domestic. Bud is the best of the lesser beers. I can't stand the Keystone Lite type of shit, it makes me wanna puke. I have to get buzzed off my own qual beer before I go to a kegger, otherwise it's too much pain drinking that piss.

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 02:27 AM
HOW ABOUT THE PORN, YOU PUSSY?
Bah.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:29 AM
IMO Amber Bock is the only good domestic. Bud is the best of the lesser beers. I can't stand the Keystone Lite type of shit, it makes me wanna puke. I have to get buzzed off my own qual beer before I go to a kegger, otherwise it's too much pain drinking that piss.

Amber bock is a weak copy of Shiner Bock. Shiner should be able to sue Anheiser Busch for twelvedy thousandteen dollars or something.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 02:29 AM
Im midway through my 47th stroke as I am typing this... wow, Baby oil has more lubrication and last longer than jergens lotion... dont you think?

65th stroke...

:spock:

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 02:30 AM
I have to get buzzed off my own qual beer before I go to a kegger, otherwise it's too much pain drinking that piss. You get used to it. ;)

Pants
01-18-2005, 02:30 AM
Amber bock is a weak copy of Shiner Bock. Shiner should be able to sue Anheiser Busch for twelvedy thousandteen dollars or something.

Yeah, that's why it's the best domestic.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:30 AM
im a big fan of FAT TIRE...

http://www.arcticliquor.com/new-belgium-fat-tire.jpg

if i am gonna spend $7 on a six'r... its gonna be this stuff.

The stuff I'm drinking tonight are products of New Belgium Brewery.

If you like Fat Tire, you'll love 1554. I won't likely buy Trippel again, but it's not horrible. I like almost everything out of New Belgium Brewery, even their Frambozen.

Pants
01-18-2005, 02:32 AM
I'll have to get some Fat Tire, never had that. What is it comaparable to, if anything?

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 02:32 AM
The stuff I'm drinking tonight are products of New Belgium Brewery.

If you like Fat Tire, you'll love 1554. I won't likely buy Trippel again, but it's not horrible. I like almost everything out of New Belgium Brewery, even their Frambozen.

as much New Belgium beer that I have purchased, I should by default, be given stock in the company.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 02:36 AM
http://www.newbelgium.com/Images/OurBeers/FatTire/fttext.jpg
Like the ageless delight of pedaling a bicycle, Fat Tire Amber Ale’s appeal is in its feat of balance: Toasty malt flavors (sorta like biscuits just pulled from the oven) coasting in equilibrium with crisp hoppiness. Delicious stability - in the world of sometimes-precarious beer flavors – is perhaps what prompted one consumer who wrote us to say, “this beer just makes you smile.”
Fat Tire’s depth of flavor, achieved with neither a disproportionate sway toward hops or malts, tandems well with a full spectrum of today’s engaging cuisines. Salmon, dry-aged cheeses, roasted chilies, omelets at midnight, sweet potato French fries and just about anything with grill marks or garlic are just a few of the edibles we like to partner up with our Amber Ale.
Fat Tire is so named for the bike trip Jeff took through Belgium that greatly inspired his homebrewing efforts.
http://www.newbelgium.com/Images/OurBeers/FatTire/contents.jpg










“Fat Tire Amber Ale, from New Belgium Brewing, features a Belgian-style balance of malt and hops – bready but with a lighter Yank twist. It’s a tasty cult beer; a light flash of hops tames the malt. So easy to knock back a few.”
Anthony Cerretani and Jason Alstrom, Outside Magazine

Douche Baggins
01-18-2005, 02:36 AM
:spock:

ROFL

I wasn't actually WATCHING the porn. I was just checking out my download.

I'll "watch" it sometime later.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:37 AM
I'll have to get some Fat Tire, never had that. What is it comaparable to, if anything?

Any belgium style.

Chimay, Duvel, almost any Abbey from various brewers.

It's pretty unique, though. Quality product out of Colorado. I've been drinking it and looking forward to every trip to Colorado specifically for Fat Tire for nearly a decade. Imagine my joy when NBB started distributing to KC and Houston 3 years ago.

Pants
01-18-2005, 02:41 AM
http://www.newbelgium.com/Images/OurBeers/FatTire/fttext.jpg
Like the ageless delight of pedaling a bicycle, Fat Tire Amber Ale’s appeal is in its feat of balance: Toasty malt flavors (sorta like biscuits just pulled from the oven) coasting in equilibrium with crisp hoppiness. Delicious stability - in the world of sometimes-precarious beer flavors – is perhaps what prompted one consumer who wrote us to say, “this beer just makes you smile.”
Fat Tire’s depth of flavor, achieved with neither a disproportionate sway toward hops or malts, tandems well with a full spectrum of today’s engaging cuisines. Salmon, dry-aged cheeses, roasted chilies, omelets at midnight, sweet potato French fries and just about anything with grill marks or garlic are just a few of the edibles we like to partner up with our Amber Ale.
Fat Tire is so named for the bike trip Jeff took through Belgium that greatly inspired his homebrewing efforts.
http://www.newbelgium.com/Images/OurBeers/FatTire/contents.jpg










“Fat Tire Amber Ale, from New Belgium Brewing, features a Belgian-style balance of malt and hops – bready but with a lighter Yank twist. It’s a tasty cult beer; a light flash of hops tames the malt. So easy to knock back a few.”
Anthony Cerretani and Jason Alstrom, Outside Magazine


I have no idea WTF that means, but it made me salivate like a motherf*.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 02:43 AM
all you really need to know is this



“this beer just makes you smile.”

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:44 AM
I have no idea WTF that means, but it made me salivate like a motherf*.

I liked their beer years before they came up with all that marketing crap to make it sound good. Back then, they brewed only a small amount anually. Now, they're huge.

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 02:45 AM
Grey Goose and Cranberry...


Yum.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 02:45 AM
Back then, they brewed only a small amount anally. Now, they're huge.


I dont think I like their beer anymore.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:47 AM
Grey Goose and Cranberry...


Yum.

Dude, if you're going to mix.... mix cheap. Nobody will ever know. Not even you. In fact, dump some $6 vodka into a Grey Goose bottle.... I'll give a blowjob to the first dude that says, "Hey, this isn't Grey Goose."

Pants
01-18-2005, 02:47 AM
That's the beer I'm getting next. And with those words I'll be heading out. This was a good thread, indeed.

Pants
01-18-2005, 02:48 AM
I'll give a blowjob to the first dude that says, "Hey, this isn't Grey Goose."

You will regret this when David comes along in the morning.

KcMizzou
01-18-2005, 02:48 AM
That's the beer I'm getting next. And with those words I'll be heading out. This was a good thread, indeed. It was... I'm out too.. G'night all.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 02:48 AM
HEY! This isnt Grey Goose!!!









ROFL

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 02:48 AM
Dude, if you're going to mix.... mix cheap. Nobody will ever know. Not even you. In fact, dump some $6 vodka into a Grey Goose bottle.... I'll give a blowjob to the first dude that says, "Hey, this isn't Grey Goose."
Generally I would agree with you...but not with GG. Its the only thing I upsell if i have a few bucks...I guess the term is upbuy err...ya.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:48 AM
I dont think I like their beer anymore.

You bastard. I didn't misspell that, you're ****ing with my head. Stop that or I will kill you.


Dead.

Pants
01-18-2005, 02:49 AM
Dude, if you're going to mix.... mix cheap.

Black and Tan is good. Guiness + Bass.

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 02:50 AM
heh. yeah Im gonna crash also, Im an idiot for wasting 3 hours of my life with you bozos.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:53 AM
Black and Tan is good. Guiness + Bass.
Or Guiness and Harp or Guiness and just about anything.

When I was doing the low carb thing, I'd mix Guiness with Aspen Edge. Not too bad.

In the Philly area, they even have a micro brewery that produces a pre-mixed Black & Tan.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:59 AM
Phob, you turned me on to Boulevard wheat via Joe... that's good stuff. I generally buy whatever's cheap... or my staple (bud light)... But I really liked that. I buy a 6'er every now and then.

You gotta expand beyond BLVD Wheat, man. I always buy something new when I'm at the store, just to try it. That's how I found the stuff I really, really enjoy.

Blvd Wheat is an okay beer. It's good because it's on tap everywhere in town. But, I rarely buy it in the bottle because there are so many other quality beers available for the same price.

MichaelH
01-18-2005, 04:14 AM
Or Guiness and Harp or Guiness and just about anything.

When I was doing the low carb thing, I'd mix Guiness with Aspen Edge. Not too bad.

In the Philly area, they even have a micro brewery that produces a pre-mixed Black & Tan.

I believe you're speaking of Yeungling Black and Tan. It's from Pottsville, Pennsylvania. It's alright, I've had better. When I was growing up, Yeungling was always refered to as the cheap beer. I guess because it was a local brew.

http://www.mylifeisbeer.com/beer/bottles/autopics/138.jpg

htismaqe
01-18-2005, 07:36 AM
I've had it before. It's good too, but for some reason I just liked Beck. Right now I have St.Pauli Special Dark. Also if anybody likes good pilsners, try Pilsner Urquell, it's got the good bitterness.

You have extremely good taste in beers...

Saulbadguy
01-18-2005, 07:44 AM
Or Guiness and Harp or Guiness and just about anything.

When I was doing the low carb thing, I'd mix Guiness with Aspen Edge. Not too bad.

In the Philly area, they even have a micro brewery that produces a pre-mixed Black & Tan.
I mix Guinness with Blue Moon.

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2005, 07:53 AM
I drank to much over break.

Me too.

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2005, 08:00 AM
Yeah. I kinda had that in mind.

Yeah, yours turned out better than mine...

ROYC75
01-18-2005, 08:08 AM
I'm just catching a buzz.


You been buring the midnight oil ?

ENDelt260
01-18-2005, 10:17 AM
I drank to much over break.
Nonsense. No such thing.

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2005, 10:18 AM
Nonsense. No such thing.

Bullshit.

ENDelt260
01-18-2005, 10:19 AM
I hate almost everything about college. When my ex-wife was in college and I was in desert storm, her roommate's boyfriend told her he saw me as KIA on the news cuz he wanted her to date one of his friends. WTF is that? Stupid college bullshit.
Uh... I wouldn't so much label that as "stupid college bullshit" as a really f*cking shady guy.

Good Lord, I've pull some shit in my day.. but, that's f*cked up.

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 10:19 AM
Nonsense. No such thing.
:) Tis true

ENDelt260
01-18-2005, 10:30 AM
ROFL Reminds me of the good old days. All we need is a 10 post 'Delt marathon posting spree at the end.
I'll see what I can do.

ENDelt260
01-18-2005, 10:32 AM
Yeah, that's why it's the best domestic.
Uh... you realize Texas really is a part of this country, right?

ENDelt260
01-18-2005, 10:35 AM
Dude, if you're going to mix.... mix cheap. Nobody will ever know. Not even you. In fact, dump some $6 vodka into a Grey Goose bottle.... I'll give a blowjob to the first dude that says, "Hey, this isn't Grey Goose."
That all depends on how strong you mix it.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 10:36 AM
That all depends on how strong you mix it.

No it doesn't. I'm not really giving blowjobs. Sorry.

ENDelt260
01-18-2005, 10:37 AM
No it doesn't. I'm not really giving blowjobs. Sorry.
I don't want a blowjob from you.

go bowe
01-18-2005, 10:41 AM
It's pathetic. It really is. There's no excuse. We can throw something together in 45 minutes when somebody is driving through town, but we can't plan something over the holidays a month in advance? That's pathetic. Absolutely wrong.if you're referring to pastor mike, i think it was me that did the throwing... :D :D :D

go bowe
01-18-2005, 10:52 AM
No, I'm sure I'd enjoy nailing a chick.ten penny nails driven through the hands? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

go bowe
01-18-2005, 10:53 AM
Nah.. I think GC just doesn't feel like he's gonna have a shot anytime soon, so he's decided to live with it. He probably just doesn't have many chances to meet women in the first place... and has decided that's ok.

Eventually, that'll change.but will it change during goatcheese's lifetime?

Phobia
01-18-2005, 10:54 AM
if you're referring to pastor mike, i think it was me that did the throwing... :D :D :D

Well, that's not the only time we've throw together a last minute gathering. We had 5 guys show up for happy hour in OP one day 2 years ago - with about 45 minutes notice.

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 10:54 AM
Booyahkahsah!

go bowe
01-18-2005, 10:57 AM
I am the Duke Of Chiefs Planet.john wayne?

i thought pastormike was the only duke fanatic around here...

go bowe
01-18-2005, 10:58 AM
Well, that's not the only time we've throw together a last minute gathering. We had 5 guys show up for happy hour in OP one day 2 years ago - with about 45 minutes notice.and nobody called me???? :( :( :( :deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

go bowe
01-18-2005, 10:59 AM
Booyahkahsah!what is that, some kind of ukranian drinking song?

|Zach|
01-18-2005, 10:59 AM
john wayne?

i thought pastormike was the only duke fanatic around here...
Nah, more so in a monarchial sense.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke

Phobia
01-18-2005, 10:59 AM
and nobody called me???? :( :( :( :deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

Heh. It was a thread on the board. It may have been 3 years ago, even. That one was literally 45 minutes notice.

go bowe
01-18-2005, 11:01 AM
124,615 is pretty nice.

"Now put your cock in my ass."

ROFLwhoa, i thought you were just a meat peeker...

nttawwt :D

go bowe
01-18-2005, 11:04 AM
Heh. It was a thread on the board. It may have been 3 years ago, even. That one was literally 45 minutes notice.3 years would be before "my time"...

say, what about a draft party?

we could get 6 or 8 kegs and make a day of it...

go bowe
01-18-2005, 11:07 AM
Been there. Had a chick fly in from San Fran once. She had sent pics, so I thought it was good. Met here at the airport. Pics must have been a decade old. She was thick. Not fat. Thick, like a linebacker. I was frightened, I wanted to go home, I even exclaimed "Mommie" under my breath....

But, I'm FAR to nice a guy to have her fly 2000 miles without dick. :bandhead:mommie? ROFL ROFL ROFL

go bowe
01-18-2005, 11:10 AM
Damn, why didn't you bolt as soon as you saw her?

Man this chick gives a HELL of a blowjob. I almost had a PE watchin' that.pe?

pubescent explosion?

pubescent experience?

physical education?

putrid excrement?

p...

Phobia
01-18-2005, 11:12 AM
3 years would be before "my time"...

say, what about a draft party?

we could get 6 or 8 kegs and make a day of it...

Sure. Set it up. I'm interested.

go bowe
01-18-2005, 11:13 AM
Dude. Watching porn = fine with me.

Posting on ChiefsPlanet even though most regulars despise you = fine with me.

Watching porn while posting on ChiefsPlanet and sharing that information = NOT fine with me

I don't want to know. Really. I don't watch porn and post. If I disappear for 10 minutes, I'm shitting, watching port, or went on a beer run. I do NOT watch porn and post on the Planet.

Yeah. Thanks in Advance.i'm surprised marines do that...

i thought it was more of a navy thing...

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 11:13 AM
i love how people try to catch up on the cool threads... but the moment is gone people... you lose

go bowe
01-18-2005, 11:15 AM
The stuff I'm drinking tonight are products of New Belgium Brewery.

If you like Fat Tire, you'll love 1554. I won't likely buy Trippel again, but it's not horrible. I like almost everything out of New Belgium Brewery, even their Frambozen.gee, i thought the only good things to come out of belgium is those big ass horses that pull the bud wagon...

oh yeah, and that guy vandammit...

go bowe
01-18-2005, 11:16 AM
i love how people try to catch up on the cool threads... but the moment is gone people... you loseahhh, it is to each to create moment in their own lives...

go bowe
01-18-2005, 11:18 AM
ROFL

I wasn't actually WATCHING the porn. I was just checking out my download.

I'll "watch" it sometime later."ok then" my little "chickadee"...

maybe after you "watch" some meat in the boy's room... :p :p :p

Skip Towne
01-18-2005, 11:20 AM
Sure. Set it up. I'm interested.
Great idea!! Let's have it in Springfield.

go bowe
01-18-2005, 11:20 AM
I liked their beer years before they came up with all that marketing crap to make it sound good. Back then, they brewed only a small amount anually. Now, they're huge.they brewed anally?

oh wait, you said annually...

nevermind...

go bowe
01-18-2005, 11:21 AM
Great idea!! Let's have it in Springfield.ahhh, but nobody would show up then...

go bowe
01-18-2005, 11:22 AM
. . . I'll give a blowjob to the first dude that says, "Hey, this isn't Grey Goose."does "dude" include goatcheese?

go bowe
01-18-2005, 11:24 AM
You will regret this when David comes along in the morning.ROFL ROFL ROFL

oh wait, it's david that has the hardware on his mouth...

no harm, no foul...

Jenny Gump
01-18-2005, 11:26 AM
Great idea!! Let's have it in Springfield.

Twat? We are having twat in Springfield?

go bowe
01-18-2005, 11:27 AM
i love how people try to catch up on the cool threads... but the moment is gone people... you loseyeah, what would you know about cool anyway?

it's not like you're david or metrolite... :shake: :shake: :shake:

ENDelt260
01-18-2005, 11:28 AM
Twat? We are having twat in Springfield?
Jenny kunt hear you. She's got an earinfuktion.

go bowe
01-18-2005, 11:29 AM
Twat? We are having twat in Springfield?wow, i've always wanted to see jenny, but twat?

that's beyond my wildest dreams... :p :p :p

Bowser
01-18-2005, 11:29 AM
Jenny kunt hear you. She's got an earinfuktion.

Tits allright. She'll finger it out.

go bowe
01-18-2005, 11:30 AM
Jenny kunt hear you. She's got an earinfuktion.she takes it in the ear?

(sorry, jenny... i'm j/k)

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2005, 11:56 AM
yeah, what would you know about cool anyway?

it's not like you're david or metrolite... :shake: :shake: :shake:

ROFL

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2005, 10:14 PM
I still tryin' to figure out by lookin' at this, where my drunk thread went wrong....I'm thinkin' not enough sarcasm. :hmmm:

ENDelt260
01-19-2005, 12:44 AM
Hey, yeah... don't crap out now, bitches.

I bought a couple of sixer of Sam Adams Cream Stout on the way home from work today. Figured I'd have a few tonight... few tomorrow, and the last couple on Thursday.

Well, as it turns out, if there's beer in my fridge, I just drink until it's gone. There's two left in the fridge, and the one in front of me. Might as well finish off the twelve, I guess.

Entertain me.

Phobia
01-19-2005, 12:50 AM
Unfortunately, I finished my last beer half an hour ago and the only thing remotely worth drinking after that was some Kahlua B-52 thing from the wife's stash. There are also 2 of those rasberry bacardi chick drinks, but I don't plan to touch those.

So, you're on your own. You should have hung out last night.

Miles
01-19-2005, 12:50 AM
Is that Sam Adams Cream Stout tasty shit? Seen it in the store but havent bought it.

|Zach|
01-19-2005, 12:51 AM
So, you're on your own. You should have hung out last night.
Ha

Miles
01-19-2005, 12:52 AM
Unfortunately, I finished my last beer half an hour ago and the only thing remotely worth drinking after that was some Kahlua B-52 thing from the wife's stash. There are also 2 of those rasberry bacardi chick drinks, but I don't plan to touch those.

So, you're on your own. You should have hung out last night.

You know you want to kill the chick drinks. There is nothing bad about it if its too late and the beer store is closed.

Phobia
01-19-2005, 12:54 AM
You know you want to kill the chick drinks. There is nothing bad about it if its too late to get something better.

Nah - if I were really desperate for alcohol, I'd just mix something with some rum I have lying around. But I'm not really that interested in tying one on tonight.

ENDelt260
01-19-2005, 12:56 AM
some Kahlua B-52 thing from the wife's stash. There are also 2 of those rasberry bacardi chick drinks, but I don't plan to touch those.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Crack 'em open, buddy.

|Zach|
01-19-2005, 12:57 AM
http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/John_Mondelli,_The_Weird_Guy/images/lg-354682.jpg

ENDelt260
01-19-2005, 12:57 AM
Is that Sam Adams Cream Stout tasty shit? Seen it in the store but havent bought it.
Yeah, it's alright stuff.

This is my first time drinking it. There's a liquor store not too far from my place with a pretty nice beer selection. I stopped by there on the way home from work w/ the intention of picking up something I hadn't had before. Settled on this.

It's too bad I'm not more into wine. They've got a HUGE wine selection... and wine tasting in the joint.

ENDelt260
01-19-2005, 12:59 AM
Nah - if I were really desperate for alcohol, I'd just mix something with some rum I have lying around. But I'm not really that interested in tying one on tonight.
But, you know you wanna read what goofy stuff I'll say after twelve beers... I'm only two away.

Granted it won't be as crazy as Rob after eating rat shit... but, I'm bound to misspell a word or two.

|Zach|
01-19-2005, 01:00 AM
Granted it won't be as crazy as Rob after eating rat shit... but, I'm bound to misspell a word or two.
ROFL

Phobia
01-19-2005, 01:01 AM
Yeah, it's alright stuff.

This is my first time drinking it. There's a liquor store not too far from my place with a pretty nice beer selection. I stopped by there on the way home from work w/ the intention of picking up something I hadn't had before. Settled on this.

It's too bad I'm not more into wine. They've got a HUGE wine selection... and wine tasting in the joint.

You don't want to get into wine. I had a friend who got into wine heavily at one point. Seriously, he was spending everything but his happy meal and gas money on wine. The sad thing was that he wasn't even drinking the shit. He was collecting it. WTF is that? Collect coins, stamps, or even wine corks. Don't collect unopened bottles of wine. WTF?

|Zach|
01-19-2005, 01:02 AM
I dig wine...but I drink it.

Miles
01-19-2005, 01:02 AM
Yeah, it's alright stuff.

This is my first time drinking it. There's a liquor store not too far from my place with a pretty nice beer selection. I stopped by there on the way home from work w/ the intention of picking up something I hadn't had before. Settled on this.

It's too bad I'm not more into wine. They've got a HUGE wine selection... and wine tasting in the joint.

Wine can be good stuff. It gets you drunk faster than beer and it doesnt hurt to be able to pull off BSing like you know what you are talking about when you take a chick out.

Phobia
01-19-2005, 01:03 AM
But, you know you wanna read what goofy stuff I'll say after twelve beers... I'm only two away.

Granted it won't be as crazy as Rob after eating rat shit... but, I'm bound to misspell a word or two.

I misspelled the banghead smilie 3 times last night. It came out :bandhead: How did I manage to misspell it so consistently?

OldTownChief
01-19-2005, 01:03 AM
Well, as it turns out, if there's beer in my fridge, I just drink until it's gone.


ROFL ROFL I've allready finished off all the Wheat and now two beers from no more Millers. Then I'm going to break out the wifes white zin. I don't have to get up till sometime late in the day.

OldTownChief
01-19-2005, 01:06 AM
It came out :bandhead: How did I manage to misspell it so consistently?

I wonder if you were thinking about Tom Petty.

ENDelt260
01-19-2005, 01:06 AM
You don't want to get into wine. I had a friend who got into wine heavily at one point. Seriously, he was spending everything but his happy meal and gas money on wine. The sad thing was that he wasn't even drinking the shit. He was collecting it. WTF is that? Collect coins, stamps, or even wine corks. Don't collect unopened bottles of wine. WTF?
Nah, if I got into wine, I'd be drinking it. Problem is, a bottle of something decent would cost me more than twelve decent beers, and I'd drink it faster.

I enjoy it when I have it, but I'll never be a connoisssuer (I know that's misspelled... had to toss Skip a bone).

Miles
01-19-2005, 01:07 AM
You don't want to get into wine. I had a friend who got into wine heavily at one point. Seriously, he was spending everything but his happy meal and gas money on wine. The sad thing was that he wasn't even drinking the shit. He was collecting it. WTF is that? Collect coins, stamps, or even wine corks. Don't collect unopened bottles of wine. WTF?

Its possible to get into it and not piss away money. There are a lot of good wines out there for under $15 or so a bottle. Cant say i really understand buying wine not to drink though.

ENDelt260
01-19-2005, 01:08 AM
Wine can be good stuff. It gets you drunk faster than beer and it doesnt hurt to be able to pull off BSing like you know what you are talking about when you take a chick out.
Heh... I've misordered wine on dates before. Thankfully, the kind of girl who would be on a date with me where I'd order wine already knows me well enough to not judge me on such a thing.

ENDelt260
01-19-2005, 01:09 AM
ROFL ROFL I've allready finished off all the Wheat and now two beers from no more Millers. Then I'm going to break out the wifes white zin. I don't have to get up till sometime late in the day.
Eh, I don't have to be at work for another seven hours.

But, I guess I'll have to stop at the liquor store on the way home tomorrow, to.

Hey, Phil, what beer should I pick up?

ENDelt260
01-19-2005, 01:11 AM
There are a lot of good wines out there for under $15 or so a bottle.

Really? I had no idea. When I go to someone's house for a dinner or something, I generally try to grab something in the 20-25 dollar range assuming it'll be the "Budweiser of wine"... something that shows a nice gesture, but not much else. I don't know enough about wine to do much more.