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Dr. Facebook Fever
01-18-2005, 07:40 AM
:p

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-18-2005, 07:40 AM
....

ENDelt260
01-18-2005, 10:39 AM
How completely untrue.

David.
01-18-2005, 10:48 AM
damn, she looks aboot 6'5

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2005, 10:50 AM
How completely untrue.

You'll find out soon enough. :shake:

Lzen
01-18-2005, 10:50 AM
Are you sure she's got it? Cause she looks almost like a he. :Lin:

ENDelt260
01-18-2005, 10:53 AM
You'll find out soon enough. :shake:
Yeah, cause I've never gotten laid.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 10:58 AM
Are you sure she's got it? Cause she looks almost like a he. :Lin:

Cool. I'm glad I read this before I posted that she looks a lot like my wife.

Donger
01-18-2005, 10:58 AM
How completely untrue.

When you're single, absolutely untrue.

When you're married, depends on the female. I got lucky with mine, but I pretty much figured out that she wouldn't change much before I proposed. She definitely makes up the rules when it comes to the kids.

Count Zarth
01-18-2005, 10:59 AM
damn, she looks aboot 6'5


WTF IS GOING ON?

Bowser
01-18-2005, 11:00 AM
Cool. I'm glad I read this before I posted that she looks a lot like my wife.

ROFL
But does she have that shirt, and is it true??

Phobia
01-18-2005, 11:02 AM
ROFL
But does she have that shirt, and is it true??

She doesn't have that shirt, but she looks like that when she travels. She makes zero effort in appearance and puts everything into comfort.

It's true in some regards, but in others I make the rules because I have the dick. It balances out. I have few complaints.

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2005, 11:02 AM
Yeah, cause I've never gotten laid.

Getting laid, and livin' with them are too different matters.

Donger
01-18-2005, 11:02 AM
WTF IS GOING ON?

That's a female homosapien. They've got all kinds of interesting features. In fact, some of their features are designed to be a more-or-less perfect fit with your tackle.

You should look into it.

ENDelt260
01-18-2005, 11:04 AM
Getting laid, and livin' with them are too different matters.
And, if she thinks she's makin' all the rules, she ain't gonna live with me. I can always find another pussy.

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2005, 11:05 AM
....features are designed to be a more-or-less perfect fit with your tackle.

You should look into it.

Not his "tackle;" that would be a 2 or three year old, and gochiefs in no pedaphile....

journeyscarab
01-18-2005, 11:05 AM
:LOL:

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2005, 11:06 AM
And, if she thinks she's makin' all the rules, she ain't gonna live with me. I can always find another pussy.

I understand your point; I hope you are enamored with bachelor-hood then. :thumb:

Lzen
01-18-2005, 11:08 AM
Cool. I'm glad I read this before I posted that she looks a lot like my wife.

Actually, I noticed that she does look kinda like your wife. That is, if your wife was on steroids. ROFL

Skip Towne
01-18-2005, 11:10 AM
The ex once told me she was making the rules or she would cut me off. I told her she couldn't cut me off cause she didn't know where I was getting it.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 11:10 AM
Actually, I noticed that she does look kinda like your wife. That is, if your wife was on steroids. ROFL

Keep spinning, bitch. Wait until somebody posts a pic that looks like your wife.... Oooooh. I can't wait. I hope it shows boobies, too.

ENDelt260
01-18-2005, 11:15 AM
I understand your point; I hope you are enamored with bachelor-hood then. :thumb:
Whatever. There's plenty of married men in this country who aren't henpecked.

siberian khatru
01-18-2005, 11:16 AM
She doesn't have that shirt, but she looks like that when she travels. She makes zero effort in appearance and puts everything into comfort.


My wife's the exact opposite. She's got to do the full make-up, etc. Here's a pic:


http://www.twistedsister.com/photocd/posed/posed_05.jpg

Phobia
01-18-2005, 11:17 AM
My wife's the exact opposite. She's got to do the full make-up, etc. Here's a pic:[/IMG]

Looks Deeeelicious. Congratulations.

Bowser
01-18-2005, 11:18 AM
My wife's the exact opposite. She's got to do the full make-up, etc. Here's a pic:


http://www.twistedsister.com/photocd/posed/posed_05.jpg

ROFL


I bet she's a blast when she's on the rag!!

go bowe
01-18-2005, 12:44 PM
The ex once told me she was making the rules or she would cut me off. I told her she couldn't cut me off cause she didn't know where I was getting it.ROFL ROFL ROFL

Cochise
01-18-2005, 12:48 PM
ROFL

keg in kc
01-18-2005, 12:53 PM
Are you sure she's got it? Cause she looks almost like a he. :Lin:No shit. Any "pussy" there is either from a "tuck and tape" or gender reassignment surgery.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 12:55 PM
No shit. Any "pussy" there is either from a "tuck and tape" or gender reassignment surgery.

Great. Another one bagging on my wife. I think somebody has forgotten who has pictures of his ex-wife.

keg in kc
01-18-2005, 01:00 PM
Great. Another one bagging on my wife.Actually, with your wife, I'm usually two-bagging. (insert rimshot)I think somebody has forgotten who has pictures of his ex-wife.I know who doesn't have pictures of his ex-wife.

You know, I'm probably the only guy in the KC metro who doesn't.

Demonpenz
01-18-2005, 01:01 PM
My wife's the exact opposite. She's got to do the full make-up, etc. Here's a pic:


http://www.twistedsister.com/photocd/posed/posed_05.jpg


what did you say to her? She has that look like "I'm not gunna take it anymore"

Demonpenz
01-18-2005, 01:01 PM
i remember the days when the person with the gun made the rules

Brock
01-18-2005, 01:01 PM
http://www.yorkhost.com/panos/jokes/Pics_adult2/images/I%20wish%20these%20were%20brains.jpg

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-18-2005, 01:57 PM
Great. Another one bagging on my wife. I think somebody has forgotten who has pictures of his ex-wife.
I think Pink is a lovely woman. Why I felt the need to post that....I don't know. I'm leaving now.

Phobia
01-18-2005, 02:02 PM
I think Pink is a lovely woman. Why I felt the need to post that....I don't know. I'm leaving now.

Thank god at least one of you bastards doesn't think my wife looks like a dude. First I sound gay on the radio, then my head is really huge, and now my wife looks like a dude. I swear I don't know why I come to this site....

Bowser
01-18-2005, 02:03 PM
Thank god at least one of you bastards doesn't think my wife looks like a dude. First I sound gay on the radio, then my head is really huge, and now my wife looks like a dude. I swear I don't know why I come to this site....

The love flows forth. Kind of like pus from a zit.

Lzen
01-18-2005, 02:20 PM
Thank god at least one of you bastards doesn't think my wife looks like a dude. First I sound gay on the radio, then my head is really huge, and now my wife looks like a dude. I swear I don't know why I come to this site....

Oh no, I think your wife is pretty hot. I'm still trying to figure out what she sees in you. Surely, she could do much better.




:D

Lzen
01-18-2005, 02:21 PM
what did you say to her? She has that look like "I'm not gunna take it anymore"

:LOL:

morphius
01-18-2005, 02:24 PM
Oh no, I think your wife is pretty hot. I'm still trying to figure out what she sees in you. Surely, she could do much better.




:D
She hinted that it might very well be the fact that he bought a rather expensive rock to put on her finger. Well, and when they met he didn't live with his parents.

ENDelt260
01-18-2005, 02:26 PM
She hinted that it might very well be the fact that he bought a rather expensive rock to put on her finger. Well, and when they met he didn't live with his parents.
That's what I need... a hot broad with low standards.

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2005, 10:03 PM
Whatever. There's plenty of married men in this country who aren't henpecked.

Who the fugg is henpecked? It just explains why porn is so popular.... :)

OldTownChief
01-18-2005, 10:08 PM
Are you sure she's got it? Cause she looks almost like a he. :Lin:


She looks like Tom Petty

Phobia
01-19-2005, 12:09 AM
She looks like Tom Petty

Tom Petty, huh? Great. I'm not gonna be able to sleep with my wife for a month. I'm wondering if I should come around here no more.

OldTownChief
01-19-2005, 12:12 AM
Tom Petty, huh? Great. I'm not gonna be able to sleep with my wife for a month. I'm wondering if I should come around here no more.


I haven't seen your wife yet. Does she look like Tom Petty too?

Phobia
01-19-2005, 12:15 AM
I haven't seen your wife yet. Does she look like Tom Petty too?

No. Don't do me like that.

I thought she slightly resembled the chick in the thread starter until people started saying that broad looked like a dude.

OldTownChief
01-19-2005, 12:15 AM
Tom Petty, huh? Great. I'm not gonna be able to sleep with my wife for a month. I'm wondering if I should come around here no more.


but seriously If you need someone to sleep with her I can be there in about three hours.

Phobia
01-19-2005, 12:16 AM
but seriously If you need someone to sleep with her I can be there in about three hours.

3 hours? I'm sorry, but she'd be disappointed. If I don't give her 4 hours, she complains.

ENDelt260
01-19-2005, 12:17 AM
Who the fugg is henpecked?

Men who let the one with the pussy make all the rules.

ENDelt260
01-19-2005, 12:18 AM
Great. I'm not gonna be able to sleep with my wife for a month.

Dang, that's terrible.

She knows my number is in your cell phone, right?

OldTownChief
01-19-2005, 12:18 AM
3 hours? I'm sorry, but she'd be disappointed. If I don't give her 4 hours, she complains.

You just better have plenty of BLVD Wheat on hand because if she looks like Tom Petty, I'm gonna need it.

tk13
01-19-2005, 12:22 AM
Tom Petty, huh? Great. I'm not gonna be able to sleep with my wife for a month. I'm wondering if I should come around here no more.
ROFL Now everytime he's in bed with his wife he's going to roll over and have visions of the Mad Hatter Tom Petty in that video...

Phobia
01-19-2005, 12:24 AM
ROFL Now everytime he's in bed with his wife he's going to roll over and have visions of the Mad Hatter Tom Petty in that video...

I thought you were a young dork. How do you know about the mad hatter video. FWIW, I never forgave Tom for over a decade for that video. It's only been recently that I've been able to appreciate his stylings again.

ENDelt260
01-19-2005, 12:24 AM
ROFL Now everytime he's in bed with his wife he's going to roll over and have visions of the Mad Hatter Tom Petty in that video...
You know what's really f*cking with Phil right now? He's worried no one caught the reference in his post.

OldTownChief
01-19-2005, 12:25 AM
ROFL Now everytime he's in bed with his wife he's going to roll over and have visions of the Mad Hatter Tom Petty in that video...

She was great in the Postman

ENDelt260
01-19-2005, 12:25 AM
I thought you were a young dork.

He's only like a year younger than me.

Wait... am I young dork, too?

Whoo-hoo! I'm gonna have another beer in celebration.

Phobia
01-19-2005, 12:27 AM
You know what's really f*cking with Phil right now? He's worried no one caught the reference in his post.

Worried? Hell, only the most intelligent catch my references anyway. Fortunately enough for you, you're one of them.

ENDelt260
01-19-2005, 12:39 AM
Worried? Hell, only the most intelligent catch my references anyway. Fortunately enough for you, you're one of them.
Why you kissin' my ass? I'm not giving you any money... I don't care if your kids don't get Christmas presents.

Phobia
01-19-2005, 12:47 AM
Kissing ass. I think you know better than that. I'm merely acknowledging our intellectual superiority. Like everybody didn't already know about that anyway...

ENDelt260
01-19-2005, 01:02 AM
Kissing ass. I think you know better than that. I'm merely acknowledging our intellectual superiority. Like everybody didn't already know about that anyway...
It would be quite an amazing feat that you could fit both my and your dicks in your mouth simultaneously if it wasn't for the fact that yours fits so neatly in that gap in your teeth.

Phobia
01-19-2005, 01:06 AM
It would be quite an amazing feat that you could fit both my and your dicks in your mouth simultaneously if it wasn't for the fact that yours fits so neatly in that gap in your teeth.

You know I'm your friend and if a friend can't tell you the truth, who can? That bit sucked. Don't attempt to revive it. Don't try to revamp the delivery. Just forget you ever typed it. I'll pretend it never happened. You pretend it never happened and hopefully, nobody else will respond to this thread ever again.

|Zach|
01-19-2005, 01:07 AM
nobody else will respond to this thread ever again.
Whats in it for me?

tk13
01-19-2005, 01:14 AM
You know I'm your friend and if a friend can't tell you the truth, who can? That bit sucked. Don't attempt to revive it. Don't try to revamp the delivery. Just forget you ever typed it. I'll pretend it never happened. You pretend it never happened and hopefully, nobody else will respond to this thread ever again.
Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

ENDelt260
01-19-2005, 01:15 AM
You know I'm your friend and if a friend can't tell you the truth, who can? That bit sucked. Don't attempt to revive it. Don't try to revamp the delivery. Just forget you ever typed it. I'll pretend it never happened. You pretend it never happened and hopefully, nobody else will respond to this thread ever again.
Hell, if you hadn't replied, I would've already forgotten about it. If it wasn't for the eleven beers and half pound of rat shit I'd consumed tonight, it probably never would've happened.

But, I appreciate your advice nonetheless. You're a true friend. Next time I see ya, I won't kick you in the balls until *after* I shake your hand.

ENDelt260
01-19-2005, 01:16 AM
F*ckin wombats.

|Zach|
01-19-2005, 01:17 AM
F*ckin wombats.
http://www.singaporewombats.com/Wombatbg1.jpg