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Mr. Kotter
01-21-2005, 09:55 PM
Homosexuals, I understand.

What's with straight chicks taking up the poop-shoot? :shake:

I mean, is that what Led Zepplin meant in "In through the 'out door'"? Enquiring minds want to know.... :hmmm:

Skip Towne
01-21-2005, 09:58 PM
You'd have to ask Phobia. It's all he talks about......well, except blowjobs.

Mr. Kotter
01-21-2005, 10:00 PM
You'd have to ask Phobia. It's all he talks about......well, except blowjobs.

I've noticed that too....and Pink, didn't "look" the type....makes me kinda wonder 'where' he's gettin' that action. :hmmm:

Claynus
01-21-2005, 10:05 PM
Naturally I have zero experience with such practices, but I have heard popping it in the pooper is tighter than the tightest vagina. Or something.

Mr. Kotter
01-21-2005, 10:06 PM
Naturally I have zero experience with such practices, but I have heard popping it in the pooper is tighter than the tightest vagina. Or something.

Still.... :shake:

I mean, doc gave me a "husband's stitch" for each of my four kids, so I'm good. :hmmm:

KS Smitty
01-21-2005, 10:22 PM
Homosexuals, I understand.

What's with straight chicks taking up the poop-shoot? :shake:

I mean, is that what Led Zepplin meant in "In through the 'out door'"? Enquiring minds want to know.... :hmmm:

Aren't you a Nosy "htismaqe"!

FTR I agree with most of the "straight dudes" it's exit only outback.

elvomito
01-21-2005, 10:22 PM
so you're saying the doc made it tighter for him? interesting

nychief
01-21-2005, 10:25 PM
what's a matter Sdchief? Never gave her the Shocker?

Mr. Kotter
01-21-2005, 10:27 PM
so you're saying the doc made it tighter for him? interesting

That's ALMOST rep.... ROFL

Mr. Kotter
01-21-2005, 10:28 PM
what's a matter Sdchief? Never gave her the Shocker?

Nah, I keep it all out of the stink; maybe my some of my ancestors came over on the MayFlower or somethin'... :shake:

elvomito
01-21-2005, 10:30 PM
hey, leon phelps said "do it in da butt." so that's the definitive reason

KS Smitty
01-21-2005, 10:34 PM
hey, leon phelps said "do it in da butt." so that's the definitive reason

Don't know who Leon is but by golly his relative Fred would say "DIE FAG DIE!!!" :shake:

Mr. Kotter
01-21-2005, 10:35 PM
Don't know who Leon is but by golly his relative Fred would say "DIE FAG DIE!!!" :shake:

"Ladie's Man" from SNL...

No relation to Fred. ROFL

elvomito
01-21-2005, 10:40 PM
fred may have recieved attention from an uncle as a wee pissant

Katipan
01-21-2005, 10:58 PM
If it feels good for boys to do it to other boys, wouldn't it stand to reason it would feel good to do it to girls?

Mr. Kotter
01-21-2005, 10:59 PM
If it feels good for boys to do it to other boys, wouldn't it stand to reason it would feel good to do it to girls?

Feels good? THAT can't be the explanation....can it? :shake:

HolmeZz
01-21-2005, 11:02 PM
You're such an uptight little bitch, SD. Live a little.

Mr. Kotter
01-21-2005, 11:04 PM
You're such an uptight little bitch, SD. Live a little.

I ain't "little"

I aint' a "bitch"

And I ain't "uptight"

STRIKE 3, you're out.... :p

Seriously though, why stick it where the poopy comes out? :shake:

HolmeZz
01-21-2005, 11:05 PM
More importantly, why do you care?

Mr. Kotter
01-21-2005, 11:08 PM
More importantly, why do you care?

Phil keeps talkin' about it; as well as others...and this whole "gay" thing....I just don't get it. Really. :shake:

:shrug:

Fried Meat Ball!
01-21-2005, 11:09 PM
I seriously don't know (but not against finding out), but I understand it's supposed to feel AMAZING.

HolmeZz
01-21-2005, 11:10 PM
Maybe you should experiment, see what all the hubbub's about, you know?

Pitt Gorilla
01-21-2005, 11:10 PM
Homosexuals, I understand.
I'm guessing you understand pretty well... :)

Fried Meat Ball!
01-21-2005, 11:13 PM
Maybe you should experiment, see what all the hubbub's about, you know?
I'll ask the wife... ROFL

Mr. Kotter
01-21-2005, 11:14 PM
I'm guessing you understand pretty well... :)

Nice try; four kids later....I like the 'gina.....sorry.

Curious, because WHY would you trade 'gina for colon? :shake:

:hmmm:

Mr. Kotter
01-21-2005, 11:15 PM
Maybe you should experiment, see what all the hubbub's about, you know?

Maybe....but, I think I'll pass. :shake:

Fried Meat Ball!
01-21-2005, 11:16 PM
Nice try; four kids later....I like the 'gina.....sorry.

Curious, because WHY would you trade 'gina for colon? :shake:

:hmmm:
Not trading one for the other... complimenting, or augmenting, or in addition to...

Mr. Kotter
01-21-2005, 11:21 PM
Not trading one for the other... complimenting, or augmenting, or in addition to...

Never thought of it quite like that.... :hmmm:




But it still don't sound appealin'. I mean, when you can have Filet Mignon, why settle for a bologna sandwich? :hmmm:

KS Smitty
01-21-2005, 11:21 PM
Nice try; four kids later....I like the 'gina.....sorry.

Curious, because WHY would you trade 'gina for colon? :shake:

:hmmm:

Are you kidding???? there's nothing to compare to the bloody nose you get when "it" accidently slips into the poopshoot. Then there is the pleading and grovelling when you have to promise to never let it happen again. C'mon Rob you know how it is, don't be playing coy with the Planet.

Fried Meat Ball!
01-21-2005, 11:25 PM
Never thought of it quite like that.... :hmmm:

But it still don't sound appealin'. I mean, when you can have Filet Mignon, why settle for a bologna sandwich? :hmmm:
But from what I understand, it's not exactly a bologna sandwich... it's more like Filet Mignon compared to a lobster. Different, but still very, very good. Just depends what you want then and there... :shrug:

Miles
01-21-2005, 11:25 PM
Great tucker max story on the subject.

http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html
Warning - its pretty graphic.

Fried Meat Ball!
01-21-2005, 11:26 PM
Great tucker max story on the subject.

http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html
Warning - its pretty graphic.
I read that last weekend... funny stuff. But disgusting as hell.

Mr. Kotter
01-21-2005, 11:27 PM
Great tucker max story on the subject.

http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html
Warning - its pretty graphic.

I'll bookmark this for another night. Thanks, Miles. ROFL

Miles
01-21-2005, 11:28 PM
I read that last weekend... funny stuff. But disgusting as hell.

Yeah Rausch posted it a little while ago. The friend in the closet was great.

Mr. Kotter
01-21-2005, 11:28 PM
Are you kidding???? there's nothing to compare to the bloody nose you get when "it" accidently slips into the poopshoot. Then there is the pleading and grovelling when you have to promise to never let it happen again. C'mon Rob you know how it is, don't be playing coy with the Planet.

Accidentally, huh? That's how it first happens....? I still don't see it....and no, I'm not playin' coy; this is somethin' "we" agree on.... :hmmm:

Fried Meat Ball!
01-21-2005, 11:56 PM
Well, my only question is this:

Why settle for ONE when you can have BOTH??



ROFL

Mr. Kotter
01-21-2005, 11:59 PM
ROFL

That quote, was from the CB Thread....if you haven't noticed there IS a differences between Assholes and Cornerbacks, but maybe it's just me. :harumph:

:p

Miles
01-22-2005, 12:01 AM
That quote, was from the CB Thread....if you haven't noticed there IS a differences between Assholes and Cornerbacks, but maybe it's just me. :harumph:

:p

Cornerbacks can be shitty too.

Fried Meat Ball!
01-22-2005, 12:02 AM
That quote, was from the CB Thread....if you haven't noticed there IS a differences between Assholes and Cornerbacks, but maybe it's just me. :harumph:

:p
I know, but between work and another BB, I'm only paying attention to two or three threads... one is this one, the other is the CB thread... I laughed out loud when I read that and thought it would be appropriate for this thread...

:thumb:

Mr. Kotter
01-22-2005, 12:04 AM
I know, but between work and another BB, I'm only paying attention to two or three threads... one is this one, the other is the CB thread... I laughed out loud when I read that and thought it would be appropriate for this thread...

:thumb:

Yeah, yeah...I gave you rep.

Bastard. ROFL

Fried Meat Ball!
01-22-2005, 12:05 AM
Yeah, yeah...I gave you rep.

Bastard. ROFL
Awesome. Thanks. I'll rep you back for making me laugh at 1 a.m. while I'm workin'!

Demonpenz
01-22-2005, 12:08 AM
one thing is for sure, i wanted to do jamie in the butt, and i wasn't going to let a 300 dollar tab stand in my way

Fried Meat Ball!
01-22-2005, 12:09 AM
That's from the Tucker Max thing, right?

|Zach|
01-22-2005, 12:25 AM
Some girls really dig it...enough said...

If its not your style no big deal.

Demonpenz
01-22-2005, 12:25 AM
A nun and a dude who wants to give some girl anal sex are on a bus. The guy starts talking to the nun saying how she is missing out on sex. He asks her if she ever wants to have sex. She says yes, but she wants to remain a virgin. So he tells her if you go anal it doesn't count. She will still be a virgin. So they have backdoor action in the back of the bus. Afterwards the guy confesses that she is now no longer a virgin because they really had sex. She tells him "it's ok i lied too, my name is greg and i am on my way to a custume party"

Mr. Kotter
01-22-2005, 12:28 AM
Ok... I am just going to come out and say this, My old girl and I used to do it poop shoot style... it was incredible... best time to do it was the shower... its nasty if the girl isnt clean (damn mexicans)... but spectacular otherwise... 'gina is just as good.

My wife refuses to do it and I respect that... but having an alternative is better, becasue when you get tired of one you can go to the other (wierd but true)

I have done everything I know sexually (shocker, dirty sanchez, etc...) but I can say I have never tossed a girls salad... its one thing to stick a member there, its another to stick your tongue.

MHO

Word, Carlos. :thumb:

Alternative, I can relate too; but seems kinda strange to this guy...I'm with you on the "tossed salad" IF you are talkin' back-door.... ROFL

Fried Meat Ball!
01-22-2005, 12:29 AM
Word, Carlos. :thumb:

Alternative, I can relate too; but seems kinda strange to this guy...I'm with you on the "tossed salad" IF you are talkin' back-door.... ROFL
AMEN! JUST SAY NO TO ANALINGUS!

carlos3652
01-22-2005, 12:30 AM
Word, Carlos. :thumb:

Alternative, I can relate too; but seems kinda strange to this guy...I'm with you on the "tossed salad" IF you are talkin' back-door.... ROFL

Of Course... but isnt that wierd... its only inches away yet you try to stay as far from it as possible....

Mr. Kotter
01-22-2005, 12:31 AM
Some girls really dig it...enough said...

Wow. Didn't know that. Wonderin' if it's a "contemporary" thing... :hmmm:

Katipan
01-22-2005, 12:31 AM
Feels good? THAT can't be the explanation....can it? :shake:

Feeling good isn't an option? I suppose Gay people do it because they are... bored? :p

Parcheesi is far less invasive.

|Zach|
01-22-2005, 12:32 AM
Wow. Didn't know that. Wonderin' if it's a "contemporary" thing... :hmmm:
No idea...I know a few girls who I am friends with who have done it and after not liking initially really enjoy it.

Katipan
01-22-2005, 12:32 AM
Wow. Didn't know that. Wonderin' if it's a "contemporary" thing... :hmmm:

I'm pretty sure butt humping has always been around.
ROFL

carlos3652
01-22-2005, 12:33 AM
Feeling good isn't an option? I suppose Gay people do it because they are... bored? :p

Parcheesi is far less invasive.

I am no gay expert, but I am guessing gays do it because they have no other alternative... thats their way of having sex... I know a few gays that only give it, but would never take it...

Mr. Kotter
01-22-2005, 12:33 AM
Feeling good isn't an option? I suppose Gay people do it because they are... bored? :p

Parcheesi is far less invasive.

Good point.... ROFL

tk13
01-22-2005, 12:36 AM
I'm pretty sure butt humping has always been around.
ROFL
ROFL I wasn't gonna say it, but only thought on this thread is "I imagine it's because they think it feels good and they enjoy it, duh."

Fried Meat Ball!
01-22-2005, 12:43 AM
I am no gay expert, but I am guessing gays do it because they have no other alternative... thats their way of having sex... I know a few gays that only give it, but would never take it...
I've often, repeat: OFTEN, heard the prostate referred to as the male G-spot, as far as men taking it. I've known three guys who were, unexpectedly, fingered while doin' their girl and ALL OF THEM said while they didn't really like being fingered, they orgasmed immediately like they never had before or since.

Now, even knowing that, it's still not something I want to try... takin' it that is. Not opposed to giving, but doubt I'll have the chance. The wife seems REALLY opposed. But we've only been married for 2 years... a few years down the road we may look for something a little different. Not a problem right now.

Mr. Kotter
01-22-2005, 12:43 AM
ROFL I wasn't gonna say it, but only thought on this thread is "I imagine it's because they think it feels good and they enjoy it, duh."

That's certainly acceptable as an "answer;" I just thought the whole "poop shoot" angle might be disgusting to most average people....but like I said earlier, maybe I had relatives on the MayFlower... :hmmm:

|Zach|
01-22-2005, 12:44 AM
That's certainly acceptable as an "anwer;" I just thought the whole "poop shoot" angle might be disgusting to most average people....but like I said earlier, maybe I had relatives on the MayFlower... :hmmm:
What reason would people to have to do it if they didn't enjoy it?

You think people sit around and have butt sex to piss off the religious right?? ROFL

Fried Meat Ball!
01-22-2005, 12:44 AM
What reason would people to have to like it if they didn't enjoy it?

You think people sit around and have butt sex to piss off the religious right?? ROFL
That's why I have oral sex in public... pisses Sen. Santorum off.

tk13
01-22-2005, 12:46 AM
I've often, repeat: OFTEN, heard the prostate referred to as the male G-spot, as far as men taking it. I've known three guys who were, unexpectedly, fingered while doin' their girl and ALL OF THEM said while they didn't really like being fingered, they orgasmed immediately like they never had before or since.


That's also because the most sensitive nerves in the male body are the nerves around the rectal cavity.

Fried Meat Ball!
01-22-2005, 12:47 AM
Yup.

Mr. Kotter
01-22-2005, 12:48 AM
What reason would people to have to like it if they didn't enjoy it?

You think people sit around and have butt sex to piss off the religious right?? ROFL

No, no; not at all... ROFL

I was just tryin' to figure how they get past the thought of it...the repulsiveness of it....even if it is "enjoyable." Hell, spankin' the monkey is cool, but not the same "stigma"--in my mind at least. It seems that would be much "preferable."

On the other hand, whatever floats your boat I suppose; to each his own. :shrug:

|Zach|
01-22-2005, 12:49 AM
On the other hand, whatever floats your boat I suppose; to each his own. :shrug:
Bingo...

tk13
01-22-2005, 12:54 AM
That's certainly acceptable as an "answer;" I just thought the whole "poop shoot" angle might be disgusting to most average people....but like I said earlier, maybe I had relatives on the MayFlower... :hmmm:
Well, I can understand your viewpoint, I'm personally not all that enamored with the idea, but I think of it in the sense that there's probably somebody out there right now (maybe even in your neighborhood) doing something far more bizarre than just straight up anal, so it's like "ehhh"...

The Bad Guy
01-22-2005, 01:43 AM
Also, I think it is in that first american pie movie where stifler gets it up the but by the nurse and he comes in about 5 seconds... very funny, but very true...

That's in Road Trip. Great movie.

Fairplay
01-22-2005, 02:13 AM
This reminds me a story. One time several years back i was at a party. And this chick was talking to me and was telling me that she has never had to take a dump in her life. And how she has a clean poop shoot. She told me several times that she wasn't lying, and kept trying to convince me. I think she wanted me do the nasty with her. Bad thing was her husband was right there. And i could remember thinking is this whole thing is wierd.

Ari Chi3fs
01-22-2005, 04:10 AM
so is the point of this topic for us to tell you that if your wife/ woman likes it and its tight and feels good, do you plan on doing the due diligence like you did on the legalization of marijuana topic? are you looking toward switching to the other team? And just need a swift kick to help you get starteD?

Fairplay
01-22-2005, 04:21 AM
so is the point of this topic for us to tell you that if your wife/ woman likes it and its tight and feels good, do you plan on doing the due diligence like you did on the legalization of marijuana topic? are you looking toward switching to the other team? And just need a swift kick to help you get starteD?




Yeah, the thread starter has issues on it for sure. Strange.

Ari Chi3fs
01-22-2005, 04:23 AM
heh... your story of the girl that cant take a shit is bizarre also...

Fairplay
01-22-2005, 04:31 AM
heh... your story of the girl that cant take a shit is bizarre also...




Yeah tell me about it. I told some people i work with the story and they were laughing and couldn't believe it either.

elvomito
01-22-2005, 04:32 AM
...I was just tryin' to figure how they get past the thought of it...the repulsiveness of it....even if it is "enjoyable.".....................

truthfully, if you hang around the internet a while on various freely existing sites, stileproject for instance, it doesn't take long before you're desensitized to an increasingly disturbing amount of things.
no longer is dwarf scat porn so bad.
the news from around the world, seeing the pictures of blown apart heads.
what i'm sayin is
a man defiling a woman is ok.
a man defiling a man is not ok, contrary to what TV would have you believe.

also, kissing a woman right after she swallows you is ok? you say ok? ewwwww

Fairplay
01-22-2005, 04:47 AM
truthfully, if you hang around the internet a while on various freely existing sites, stileproject for instance, it doesn't take long before you're desensitized to an increasingly disturbing amount of things.
no longer is dwarf scat porn so bad.
the news from around the world, seeing the pictures of blown apart heads.
what i'm sayin is
a man defiling a woman is ok.
a man defiling a man is not ok, contrary to what TV would have you believe.

also, kissing a woman right after she swallows you is ok? you say ok? ewwwww




I know what you are saying. I think that the people who watch Jerry Springer all the time start to think that there are many people like that out in the world.
Trailer trash is all thats on that show.

You last sentence requires a good mouthwash at minimum for a kiss.

Kraut
01-22-2005, 04:49 AM
Oh!!!!!!!!!! So that's why it feels so good (and get shivers) when I take a good big chit... no wonder... my wife says that it pisses her off when I make those noises... she is like " you enjoy that better than sex"

Also, I think it is in that first american pie movie where stifler gets it up the but by the nurse and he comes in about 5 seconds... very funny, but very true...
:shake:

Fairplay
01-22-2005, 05:20 AM
Oh!!!!!!!!!! So that's why it feels so good (and get shivers) when I take a good big chit... no wonder... my wife says that it pisses her off when I make those noises... she is like " you enjoy that better than sex"

Also, I think it is in that first american pie movie where stifler gets it up the but by the nurse and he comes in about 5 seconds... very funny, but very true...





Thats lame. I mean WTF? I think you have homosexual tendencies dude.



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ROYC75
01-22-2005, 07:10 AM
My two daughters are pretty opened about their sex lives, they claim to like it. I told them that old dad never ever wanted to try to do the poop chute thingy and the wife told me she has a frying pan bigger than my head.

But then the son in law told me he likes to go down on the fudge factory. :shake: Kids ? :shake:

Fried Meat Ball!
01-22-2005, 07:20 AM
My two daughters are pretty opened about their sex lives, they claim to like it. I told them that old dad never ever wanted to try to do the poop chute thingy and the wife told me she has a frying pan bigger than my head.

But then the son in law told me he likes to go down on the fudge factory. :shake: Kids ? :shake:
I consider myself to be pretty darn open, but these are both things I never want to be told about by my children...

FloridaChief
01-22-2005, 07:24 AM
My two daughters are pretty opened about their sex lives, they claim to like it. I told them that old dad never ever wanted to try to do the poop chute thingy and the wife told me she has a frying pan bigger than my head.

But then the son in law told me he likes to go down on the fudge factory. :shake: Kids ? :shake:

I'm....somewhat concerned about just how open you are with your kids. I don't think I could be that frank and forthright with my own...

ROYC75
01-22-2005, 07:24 AM
I consider myself to be pretty darn open, but these are both things I never want to be told about by my children...


We are a close knit family.

I do find it interesting to hear some of the other stories ( sex toys, etc. ) that I missed as I grew up a kid .

Needless to say, it's not the same as my days !:D

ROYC75
01-22-2005, 07:26 AM
I'm....somewhat concerned about just how open you are with your kids. I don't think I could be that frank and forthright with my own...

Just stories, that's it. Changing life styles of young adults growing up. No need to read more into this.

But I did tell the son in law that I prefer the store bought'n fudge or the Betty Crocker box mix. :D

I think he called it, tossing the salad or dirty sanchez ? What's up with that ? It's outta my league .

NewChief
01-22-2005, 07:29 AM
There was a girl around here that we used to call "Put It To Me."

Absolutely freak-o slut that people called when they were really drunk, late at night, and needed a piece. She was actually pretty decent looking too, just a real headcase to deal with.

Anyway, she'd let guys do her anally, but claimed she was "saving herself for her husband", so she didn't let anyone do her vaginally. We always suspected that the "saving herself for her husband" story was BS, and she was just a freak that liked it up the poop chute.

FloridaChief
01-22-2005, 07:35 AM
Just stories, that's it. Changing life styles of young adults growing up. No need to read more into this.

Yeah, I know. And I'm not reading anymore into it than what you posted. I guess the difference is that I had a son--I didn't father a daughter so I don't know what that experience is like. But my gut reaction is that if my girl, my little princess, told me that she had a keen hankerin' for the anal romance, ole dad would probably fall down and repeatedly bash his head into the floor til his brainpan cracks...

FloridaChief
01-22-2005, 07:37 AM
I think he called it, tossing the salad or dirty sanchez ? What's up with that ? It's outta my league .

Yep, that's salad tossing, and I got nothing against it, as long as the "tossee" practices good hygiene...

ROYC75
01-22-2005, 07:40 AM
Yeah, I know. And I'm not reading anymore into it than what you posted. I guess the difference is that I had a son--I didn't father a daughter so I don't know what that experience is like. But my gut reaction is that if my girl, my little princess, told me that she had a keen hankerin' for the anal romance, ole dad would probably fall down and repeatedly bash his head into the floor til his brainpan cracks...

I hear ya, I was once that way. The look of shock was evident at first, the more they spoke, the more I realized that sexual lifestyles with young adults have changed as much as music has changed over the years.

I'm still old fashioned to the 50's,60's 70's and early 80's music and sexual ways as I grew up.

These kids today are of a new era........

FloridaChief
01-22-2005, 07:43 AM
These kids today are of a new era........

This much is true, Roy...this much is true.

ROYC75
01-22-2005, 07:43 AM
Yep, that's salad tossing, and I got nothing against it, as long as the "tossee" practices good hygiene...


As old fashion as I was, I was to damn shocked and embarrassed to ask for finer details, just catching a glimpse of the conversation playing cards one night.

We do spend time with the kids and son in laws playing cards.... I guess you could say the kids are bringing me up to speed of the changing times. :rolleyes:

RedNeckRaider
01-22-2005, 08:02 AM
Yeah, I know. And I'm not reading anymore into it than what you posted. I guess the difference is that I had a son--I didn't father a daughter so I don't know what that experience is like. But my gut reaction is that if my girl, my little princess, told me that she had a keen hankerin' for the anal romance, ole dad would probably fall down and repeatedly bash his head into the floor til his brainpan cracks...
No kidding! I do have a daughter and a son. I am very open with them as far as mistakes I have made and such. I have talked about sex with both of them, it went something like this...

Son you are at a age where you and girls are going to be in a situations where your hormones start doing the thinking. I would prefer you waited untill you were older, however if you do have sex wear a rubber. There are STDs that last a life time now days, also if you knock up a girl you and her lifes will change forever and be much tougher. Plus her dad may try to kill you.

The talk with my daughter went someting like this... Honey if you ever get knocked up I will kill the father, then looked at the ex-wife and said tell her the rest, and walked out of the room.

Wile_E_Coyote
01-22-2005, 08:13 AM
The pharmaceutical lobby is opposed to anal sex. Laxitaves are a billion dollar a year industry. Who's gonna buy a chemical solution when you can use a spoon

Over-Head
01-22-2005, 08:46 AM
I seriously don't know (but not against finding out), but I understand it's supposed to feel AMAZING.

I can't imagine it actually feeling "amazing"
Had a wicked case of "roids once., After the surgery, I had to take a suppository twice a day for a week due to infection.
Now were only talking about a tiny little pill the size of a cigarette butt,.... made me squirm, shake, and it was all the ex-wife and orderlies could do to keep me from bashing the doc's skull into powder with ANYTHING I could get my hands on.

I can't even begin to imagine how something the size of say a really big carrot could feel good! :shake:


I canít believe Anton hasnít made an appearance yet? :hmmm:

carlos3652
01-22-2005, 09:09 AM
Thats lame. I mean WTF? I think you have homosexual tendencies dude.



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I was being sarcastic... thats why I started with the Oh!!!!!!... Anyways, I cant see how guys can like takin penetration from the back... but then again I am ok with a women that does it...

Kinda double standard.... you know girl on girl is great and man on man is disgusting type....

There are a lot of people in this world like this... and by the way, my daughter of 7 months will never leave the house... she will not date until she's 25 (maybe 35)...

Anybody else feel this way... I look at my life and see how bad I was at a young age that I dont want anyone to get close to my daughter... funny how being a dad changes your attidude...

cash1000
01-22-2005, 09:19 AM
Everybody is gay!!!!!

Bowser
01-22-2005, 09:31 AM
SD has lost points with BadGirl. BadGirl thinks it is da bomb!!

Baby Lee
01-22-2005, 09:38 AM
7 pages and no mention of the power play?

Physical sensations aside, the mind**** of domination and submission is a huge aspect of eroticism. And what sets that dynamic up better than anal?

Who da man???

EDIT: All right, who the F U C K, censored F V C K?

Mr. Kotter
01-22-2005, 09:41 AM
so is the point of this topic for us to tell you that if your wife/ woman likes it and its tight and feels good, do you plan on doing the due diligence like you did on the legalization of marijuana topic? are you looking toward switching to the other team? And just need a swift kick to help you get starteD?

Nah, nothin' like that. I was bored (I know, that can be dangerous.)

All the references to it here lately, I was honestly wonderin' what the deal was. Converting on the MJ issue wasn't that much of a stretch; this is a whole other ball game. That's the whole story, Ali. :shrug:

Mr. Kotter
01-22-2005, 09:48 AM
The pharmaceutical lobby is opposed to anal sex. Laxitaves are a billion dollar a year industry. Who's gonna buy a chemical solution when you can use a spoon

Okay. :spock:

go bowe
01-22-2005, 10:21 AM
I ain't "little"

I aint' a "bitch"

And I ain't "uptight"

STRIKE 3, you're out.... :p

Seriously though, why stick it where the poopy comes out? :shake:well, two out of three ain't bad... :p

go bowe
01-22-2005, 10:23 AM
AMEN! JUST SAY NO TO ANALINGUS!NO!!

go bowe
01-22-2005, 10:27 AM
That's why I have oral sex in public... pisses Sen. Santorum off.i bet it does...

but then again, maybe he's a latent homosexual who hasn't come to terms with his own sexuality yet... :) :) :)

go bowe
01-22-2005, 10:30 AM
Well, I can understand your viewpoint, I'm personally not all that enamored with the idea, but I think of it in the sense that there's probably somebody out there right now (maybe even in your neighborhood) doing something far more bizarre than just straight up anal, so it's like "ehhh"...ehhh...

good point... :bravo: :wayne: :wayne: :wayne:

go bowe
01-22-2005, 10:33 AM
This reminds me a story. One time several years back i was at a party. And this chick was talking to me and was telling me that she has never had to take a dump in her life. And how she has a clean poop shoot. She told me several times that she wasn't lying, and kept trying to convince me. I think she wanted me do the nasty with her. Bad thing was her husband was right there. And i could remember thinking is this whole thing is wierd.you could remember??

good thing you didn't, huh?

ClevelandChief
01-22-2005, 10:46 AM
Because it's hella tight and if you know what you're doing women can have the most intense orgasms from rubbing on their clits while putting it their poopchutes. Hitting the G spot from behind = better than direct hit.

Rain Man
01-22-2005, 11:20 AM
If a scout from Oprah happens to wander by this thread, several of you will get to be on TV.

Sure-Oz
01-22-2005, 11:21 AM
Chicks dig the donkey punch!

NewChief
01-22-2005, 11:32 AM
7 pages and no mention of the power play?

Physical sensations aside, the mind**** of domination and submission is a huge aspect of eroticism. And what sets that dynamic up better than anal?

Who da man???

EDIT: All right, who the F U C K, censored F V C K?

Sounds like you've read Toni Bentley.

And SD, if you're really interested, she can probably provide you more answers than you'd like to have. Here's an interview with her from salon.

Rectal romance
"You open your ass and you open your mind and you open your heart." Toni Bentley talks about her new anal sex memoir, "The Surrender."

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By Rebecca Traister



Oct. 8, 2004 *|* As a young woman, Toni Bentley danced with the New York City Ballet, and made a second career writing well-reviewed books about it. She knew George Balanchine and co-wrote Suzanne Farrell's autobiography, and she can delicately describe the agony of toeshoes and the psychological rigors of the barre. Now she has turned her literary attention to another activity that stretches body, mind and psyche: sodomy.

In "The Surrender," her 205-page "erotic memoir," by Page 26 Bentley has dispatched with her first orgasm (after French erotica on the Upper East Side), the loss of her vaginal virginity (to a man who tells her, "You've got a great ass"), an affair with a stagehand who has her sit on his face, and a 10-year marriage. She then sits back and luxuriates in her chronicle of her post-marriage sexual experimentation. There is her cunnilingus-heavy affair with a masseur she continues to pay, her appreciation for "Pussy Hounds" or men "who live to dive," and repeated threesomes with a Pre-Raphaelite redheaded woman and a "Young Man," who later gets a new epithet, "A-Man." A-Man is the lover who introduces Bentley to anal intercourse, the act that gives "The Surrender," and Bentley herself, a soul.

In addition to enjoying the physical act itself -- which she finds "unwinds" the lower bowels -- the atheist Bentley insists that she found a spiritual ecstasy in buggery. She has been to the mountain and seen God; and apparently, He likes it from behind. Despite her mad love for A-Man -- evidenced in no small part by the fact that she keeps the condoms-and-K-Y detritus of their unions and a baggy-full of his pubic hair in a little memory box -- Bentley staunchly resists a traditional commitment to him. The lovers do not meet outside the bedroom: no monogamy, no dating, no shared friends, no movies or meals. In fact, the only food they consume together is the occasional restorative snack between back-door intrusions. By the end of the book, A-Man is history, and leveled Bentley is left to sort out her altered body, desires and devotions.

Even though it won't officially be available until next week, the book has, not surprisingly, garnered a lot of attention. Bentley, speaking to Salon by phone from Los Angeles, spoke quickly and kindly and actually sounded quite shy as she discussed anal hygiene, the costs of monogamy, and her conviction that her book will anger feminists.

Your book is a memoir of anal sex. You describe your first time as surprising and ecstatic, not something you stretched for, worked up to. So ... no searing pain?

You want the technical description? I use explicit language in the book, in a literary context, but using that language out of context can be disheartening to me.

But no, it was absolutely not searing pain. It was astonishing. He was very slow and very gentle and very loving and nothing was against my will and this was a very consensual act between two people. The most important part of the act technically is slowness, and most men don't know how to do it properly. Men usually move too fast with the other kind of sex. And you have to go way slower [with anal penetration]. The muscles are tighter.

"You could eat off my asshole," you write, describing your ritual ablutions. Can it be true that you did not see, touch or smell shit during the 298 anal penetrations you describe? Is that a realistic expectation for most people?

It's true. I am a regular woman. I don't want lots of pain, lots of bleeding, and I certainly don't want lots of shit everywhere. You can help by being extremely hygenic, having good digestion ... But no, there was absolutely zero shit factor. If there had been I wouldn't have done it.

Now, I don't think that's true for all people. Some people are even into it being not like that. But I am bearing witness to my own experience and saying that it can be the way it was for me. All those gross-out factors were completely absent.

I didn't set out to write a book about sex or anal sex at all. I had an experience, started keeping notes. I was fascinated that I had this incredibly emotional and spiritual reaction to this act. The edge is fascinating to me. It's the juxtaposition of the so-called high and low.

What's high and what's low about sodomy?

I completely understand that anal sex to many people, whether they love it or not, may be the most taboo sex act or the basest sex act there is. You're going in the exit, a place you're not supposed to talk about, that you're ashamed of, where you defecate. People have a dirty association with it.

Yet I had the most transcendent sexual experience from going there many times. I started reading about it ... It started making so much sense: the contradiction of [going] in the back door. That Oscar Wilde line about being in the gutter but looking at the stars. It was also about not being a snob, of not thinking, I won't go there. It's vulgar. Balanchine believed in putting yourself out there and when I danced, I couldn't do that. I was too shy and modest as a dancer.

How is the pleasure of anal sex different from the pleasure of vaginal sex?

First of all, the g-spot can absolutely be stimulated from your ass. But to me it's much more than that. There is a great deal more trust. Because it could hurt, it could hurt like crazy. You have to be willing and open-minded in a way you simply don't have to be with vaginal sex. It's pretty easy for a guy to get in [a vagina] whether a woman wants it or not.

But it is a much more extreme physical feeling to release your muscles. We have very strong muscles there; we all know that from what we usually do there. To release it, you open your ass and you open your mind and you open your heart. For me it opened everything.

I cannot accentuate enough that it was with this one particular man. It's absolutely not that I am a woman who loves anal sex. I loved anal sex with this man who I loved. And I think most of us women know a lot of men who would like to go there, and I've said no as many times as anyone else. It takes a very gentle man to do it. A lot of men are not up to it.

At the end of your book, you have only had anal sex with one other man. Now, years later, have you had other anal relationships?

I would rather not talk about my personal life.

But you write in the book about your unwillingness to ask A-Man to commit. If you loved him so much why didn't you want to make him a committed, monogamous part of your life?

I considered all of these things. I learned things about the magic we had between us. What creates that magic is very complex ... And it only got better. [A-Man and I] discussed this: How come time 250 is better than time 249? Most committed, monogamous relationships are good for a week or six months, or if you're really lucky six years. I did not have any girlfriends who were having as reliably and transcendentally good sex as I was. And if we had a conventional movies-and-dinner relationship, I thought we would lose the magic.

I am not selling this type of relationship. I had a long and monogamous marriage to a man I loved very much. It didn't work out, and my disappointment was unbelievably huge ... I didn't want the same kind of heartbreak again. With A-Man, the sex never went bad. To me that's some kind of victory. My tolerance for certain kinds of disappointment is very low and will probably never improve. So perfection is what's strived for. That's from ballet. I saw it manifesting itself while watching Suzanne Farrell ... Transcendent things can happen in life.

But you did experience devastation when your relationship with A-Man ended?

You cannot go that high without going that low. I was devastated, but I survived. It lasted an incredibly long time at an incredibly high level. I took a huge risk with him in not being monogamous, and got extreme and incredible sex that made all other sex incredibly profane in comparison. We had sacred sex.

But now that you're not having sacred sex anymore, is all other sex still profane? Do you enjoy vaginal sex?

Oh sure, I love that too. That's great like everybody knows it's great. This was a different realm, an emotionally different realm.

Do you think feminists are going to be ticked off by your book?

My book owes everything to the feminist movement. I am a product of that. I am a woman who had this experience that was very unconventional ... I am interested in my sex: in experiencing it and in the powers it holds for me. I am interested in our freedoms: You're a woman and I'm a woman having this conversation about this kind of book -- this is fantastic! But I think some women will protest the obvious things that I am talking about: submitting or surrender. I say feminism gave me the freedom to submit. Isn't this what we all want from feminism? The ability to choose conventional monogamy is a great option but not the only option.

And my ability to submit -- I wouldn't have been a woman who could have done that even 10 or 20 years ago.

Why not?

I tried what most women do: monogamy. I have never been unfaithful to any man who thought I was being faithful to him. It's a point of integrity for me.

So I had the more conventional type of relationship until I left my marriage and began experimenting with many things. But I don't think [anal sex] would have had resonance if I had been 23 years old. It was a very sophisticated tightrope walk. It came from incredible mutual respect. Nobody begged each other, nobody nagged each other; we never talked about compromising for the greater good.

There were limitations, yes. We didn't have a commitment, but what that means I don't know. Most people who have a commitment don't have what we had, which happened incredibly consistently until we ended it. I have a great dislike for relationships [where] you get so close you start yelling and screaming at each other, blaming each other. He and I never did that. I would have never yelled at him; he would have never yelled at me.

You write that submitting to A-Man brought out your femininity. What is feminine to you? What is masculine?

I suppose I think of it in terms of energies; all men and women have both masculine and feminine energies. The feminine side in a man or woman is the more open, intuitive, feeling, sensitive, vulnerable, receptive side. And the male side in both men and women would be the more aggressive, analytical, penetrating, knowledgeable, intellectual side.

In relationships it's about how people play off each other. A very feminine woman and a very feminine man -- maybe you should go off and be gay. I don't believe you are going to be able to have fantastic sex that way. You need polarized energies. Of course if a man is 100 percent masculine they're sort of Neanderthals and you can't talk to them. But in my relationship with A-man where I became my most feminine sexually, he was the most masculine of anyone I'd ever been with. I wanted him in control, which was an incredible relief to me.

The huge problem is you cannot give just anyone control. To give that up to some guy? On the whole you'd be a fool. He has to be trustworthy.

But it was the biggest relief I ever felt. Obviously I am an intelligent woman, a successful woman. I have written all these books, danced for George Balanchine. I know all about control and the ultimate act for me is to be able to give that up. It was the greatest gift to me to be able to be some kind of melting essence and not have to control the situation, not have to dictate, not have to be on top technically and otherwise.

You refer to anal sex as one of the last taboos. The New York Times' review of your book pointed to necrophilia and cannibalism as other examples. I'm looking at the Web site of a guy who claims to have a loving and mutual sexual relationship with a dolphin. What's one taboo over the line for you?

I do not believe in the abuse or humiliation of animals. They are noble, natural, innocent creatures who should not be abused by humans doing their thing sexually. Otherwise, I am open-minded. Beyond the animals. If that's your thing, that's your thing, as long as it's consensual.

You pin your awakening on anal sex. But you also write that oral sex with your masseur -- whom you paid -- changed your life.

The masseur was a very big steppingstone in my coming-out party. He was the first lover I had after my marriage. And it was also completely based on mutual respect. There was never going to be intercourse, and I started developing this idea of the erotic having boundaries: no telephone, no mortgage bills, no cars that need fixing, no mutual friends, no family. We were hermetically sealed in this erotic space where you do your thing with each other. It was great until it was over, until he and I just moved on. It became one of my developing theories: put limitations on things, make it a balancing act and tradeoff. I would rather have great sex than bad or no sex with a dinner companion.

It sounds more like lowering expectations than demanding perfection.

It is about making expectations lower. The idea being, let them be who they are without trying to change everything. Just try to let all the good exist and don't go where you'll be disappointed. If I wanted a full-on, monogamous, going-on-vacation relationship with the masseur, it wouldn't have worked. I probably would have been in pain and disappointed and incredibly angry with him, which isn't pleasant for me, and not loving to him.

Can you talk a bit about the connections you make in the book between being anally penetrated and finding God?

This act took me to a place emotionally and mentally that I would call of a spiritual realm. The best way to say it is that I went beyond my own ego, and most of us are mired in ego 24/7: all the constant self-criticism, self-love, self-loathing.

While having this kind of sex [with A-Man] I went beyond this voice in my head and beyond all control. And I write in the book, beyond control lies God.

Giving up control is a profound thing. Who you do it with and the context of it is crucial. I transcended my own smaller, pettier self, transcended my own self-hatred, incredible neediness, incredible need for approval. I went beyond that and was kind of like free-floating in space or something. That is what I call the experience of God.

The other way one can talk about this is, I was profoundly, profoundly in love with this man.

You write about moving through pain to pleasure. You even use the word "masochist" in the book. Is anal sex a masochistic pleasure?

It's not that I want to hurt. I don't want to be in pain, emotional or physical, more than anyone else. But I do have a deep connection to pain, both as a dancer and -- how can I explain this -- it's really hard to explain. I won't let a guy near me who doesn't treat me like a queen, I can promise you. Yet to be very submissive, to have this kind of sex act repeatedly with this man. One can call that masochistic. But there was zero bad about it.

I was more vulnerable with him than I'd ever been with anyone else. That's also why it was so painful at the end. I really went very, very deeply into vulnerability and that dark side because I trusted him.

The other thing about masochism is that if it is defined as being intensely receptive and open, then that is going back to male/female traits, because that is a feminine place to be -- to be the ones who get penetrated vaginally or otherwise.

But your argument that you were feminine falls apart when you consider that you took these acts and wrote them down and are talking about them now: an analytical, intellectually penetrative act that you would ascribe to a masculine energy.

That's true actually. Here I am with this book ... the phallic pen and all that. Who knows, it's possible I went so deeply into my submission that a strange balance brought out the other part. It's very possible that in many ways writing was counterbalance to the vulnerability and the way I kept control.

Also, you know we all have that question: Who's on top, who's on the bottom, who's in control?

In S/M, they say the bottom is in control.



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Rain Man
01-22-2005, 12:43 PM
I'll bet she plagiarized that book from the memoirs of Liberace.

HolmeZz
01-22-2005, 12:50 PM
My two daughters are pretty opened about their sex lives, they claim to like it.

Haha, your daughters take it in the ass.

Rausch
01-22-2005, 12:52 PM
But my gut reaction is that if my girl, my little princess, told me that she had a keen hankerin' for the anal romance, ole dad would probably fall down and repeatedly bash his head into the floor til his brainpan cracks...

There is an upside to that though...

Despite my horrid grades in biology, unless I missed something, they can't grow no babies there...

HolmeZz
01-22-2005, 12:54 PM
There is an upside to that though...

Despite my horrid grades in biology, unless I missed something, they can't grow no babies there...

I think FC was not referring to the act itself, only the thought of his daughter talking about it with him. :p

Ari Chi3fs
01-22-2005, 01:00 PM
Haha, your daughters take it in the ass.


that made me laugh hard... sorry Roscoe, butt I had to rep him.

ENDelt260
01-22-2005, 01:03 PM
and Pink, didn't "look" the type

You don't understand why someone would wanna get f*cked in the ass, but you're able to spot "the type"?

|Zach|
01-22-2005, 01:04 PM
You don't understand why someone would wanna get f*cked in the ass, but you're able to spot "the type"?
ROFL

ENDelt260
01-22-2005, 01:06 PM
Feels good? THAT can't be the explanation....can it? :shake:
WTF? No, I perform sex acts because they're unpleasant.

ENDelt260
01-22-2005, 01:07 PM
Phil keeps talkin' about it; as well as others...and this whole "gay" thing....I just don't get it. Really. :shake:

:shrug:
It's only gay if the person you're f*cking in the ass is a dude.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-22-2005, 01:09 PM
It's only gay if the person you're f*cking in the ass is a dude.
...one of the greatest quotes of all time.



ROFL

ENDelt260
01-22-2005, 01:09 PM
But it still don't sound appealin'. I mean, when you can have Filet Mignon, why settle for a bologna sandwich? :hmmm:

So, you've never poked a girl in the pooper, but you already know it's a baloney sandwich to the puss's filet mignon?

|Zach|
01-22-2005, 01:09 PM
WTF? No, I perform sex acts because they're unpleasant.
Like I said before. It is obvious people do it to piss off the "religious right."

ROFL

Ari Chi3fs
01-22-2005, 01:09 PM
You want the reason, that I have found that most women will take it up the ass...

one word.






alcohol.

ENDelt260
01-22-2005, 01:11 PM
I have done everything I know sexually (shocker, dirty sanchez, etc...) but I can say I have never tossed a girls salad... its one thing to stick a member there, its another to stick your tongue.

Nothing feels quite as good as a tongue in the asshole.

ENDelt260
01-22-2005, 01:13 PM
Feeling good isn't an option? I suppose Gay people do it because they are... bored? :p

Parcheesi is far less invasive.
ROFL

Mer rocks.

Rain Man
01-22-2005, 01:14 PM
Nothing feels quite as good as a tongue in the asshole.


If we ever meet at a function, I'm going to make sure that you mark your beer glass.

Rausch
01-22-2005, 01:15 PM
Nothing feels quite as good as a tongue in the asshole.

HolmeZz
01-22-2005, 01:16 PM
It's only gay if the person you're f*cking in the ass is a dude.

Just like it's only gay if the person you're kissing is a dude.

ENDelt260
01-22-2005, 01:16 PM
Oh!!!!!!!!!! So that's why it feels so good (and get shivers) when I take a good big chit... no wonder... my wife says that it pisses her off when I make those noises... she is like " you enjoy that better than sex"

Hm... maybe you're the one who should be taking it up the butt in the bedroom, not her.

ENDelt260
01-22-2005, 01:17 PM
also, kissing a woman right after she swallows you is ok? you say ok? ewwwww

No. My name ain't Snowball.

ENDelt260
01-22-2005, 01:19 PM
I consider myself to be pretty darn open, but these are both things I never want to be told about by my children...
Yeah. I hope I'm never invovled in a conversation that includes the sentence, "Dad, I take it in the ass."

ENDelt260
01-22-2005, 01:24 PM
There is an upside to that though...

Despite my horrid grades in biology, unless I missed something, they can't grow no babies there...
Where do you think Raider fans come from?

Rausch
01-22-2005, 01:24 PM
Yeah. I hope I'm never invovled in a conversation that includes the sentence, "Dad, I take it in the ass."

I might not be able to make it down to Rolla...

ENDelt260
01-22-2005, 01:29 PM
I might not be able to make it down to Rolla...
Why? Were you planning on telling me you take it in the ass?

I'm not really your dad, btw.

Baby Lee
01-22-2005, 01:29 PM
No. My name ain't Snowball.
Snowballing is something different altogether.

And, push come to shove, I think I'd rather rim the poopshot.

ENDelt260
01-22-2005, 01:32 PM
Snowballing is something different altogether.

And, push come to shove, I think I'd rather rim the poopshot.
Technically, yes.

With snowballing, it's intentional. As far as what he described, I'm just assuming that not all of it went down.

The end result is the same either way.

Baby Lee
01-22-2005, 01:36 PM
Technically, yes.

With snowballing, it's intentional. As far as what he described, I'm just assuming that not all of it went down.

The end result is the same either way.
My apologies, I conflated your "maybe you should take it up the butt" post, and your "my name's not snowball" response.

carlos3652
01-22-2005, 02:41 PM
Hm... maybe you're the one who should be taking it up the butt in the bedroom, not her.

LOL... I laughed so hard at this... I hope you read the next post, I was being sarcastic when I posted it... it was 2:30 am...

Bowser
01-22-2005, 02:43 PM
Hall of Classics, anyone?

Rain Man
01-22-2005, 02:48 PM
Yeah. I hope I'm never invovled in a conversation that includes the sentence, "Dad, I take it in the ass."

Especially with your father.

FloridaChief
01-22-2005, 02:54 PM
The talk with my daughter went someting like this... Honey if you ever get knocked up I will kill the father

I'm thinking my convo with my daughter would go very much along these lines. I just don't understand how you guys who have daughters deal with sexual issues w/o wanting to kill every post-pubescent male on the planet...

FloridaChief
01-22-2005, 02:55 PM
SD has lost points with BadGirl. BadGirl thinks it is da bomb!!

Tell me about it...

FloridaChief
01-22-2005, 02:56 PM
I think FC was not referring to the act itself, only the thought of his daughter talking about it with him. :p

BINGO!

FloridaChief
01-22-2005, 02:57 PM
Nothing feels quite as good as a tongue in the asshole.

This man is a genious...

FloridaChief
01-22-2005, 02:58 PM
Why? Were you planning on telling me you take it in the ass?

I'm not really your dad, btw.


ROFL

A lotta good stuff in this thread...

Phobia
01-22-2005, 03:10 PM
My two daughters are pretty opened about their sex lives, they claim to like it.

Oh? On which BBS did they reveal this to you?

Kerberos
01-22-2005, 03:43 PM
Homosexuals, I understand.

What's with straight chicks taking up the poop-shoot? :shake:

I mean, is that what Led Zepplin meant in "In through the 'out door'"? Enquiring minds want to know.... :hmmm:

The THREE (3) Reasons you tell a woman WHY she should have ANAL sex with you:

#1. Cause You'll like it!

#2. Cause I'll Like it !!

#3. Cause l just LOVE looking at the BACK of your head!

:)

At least that is what I told my first chance at a cornhole and believe it or not .... IT WORKED! :hmmm:

:)

Cliff

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2005, 10:52 PM
Bumped, just for Talisman....thought you'd have some insight. :hmmm:

|Zach|
02-11-2005, 11:05 PM
No, no; not at all... ROFL

I was just tryin' to figure how they get past the thought of it...the repulsiveness of it....even if it is "enjoyable." Hell, spankin' the monkey is cool, but not the same "stigma"--in my mind at least. It seems that would be much "preferable."

On the other hand, whatever floats your boat I suppose; to each his own. :shrug:
I just saw this post again. Obviously people that partake in it don't feel this way.

LTownChief
02-11-2005, 11:09 PM
I haven't done that, but there is a pleasure point up there somewhere I guess. Some girls feel it, some hate it...apparently

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2005, 11:11 PM
I just saw this post again. Obviously people that partake in it don't feel this way.'

Phil would vouch for that; you are correct.

|Zach|
02-11-2005, 11:12 PM
'

Phil would vouch for that; you are correct.
Ya, you kind of went down a weird road with this thread...

It is as if you assumed all of the people viewed it the same way you did but the ones who did it overcame the disgusting nature of it because it felt good...

go bowe
02-11-2005, 11:13 PM
I just saw this post again. Obviously people that partake in it don't feel this way.hmmmmmmmmm...

i wonder if zach is a pargiver or a partaker? :p :p :p

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2005, 11:14 PM
Ya, you kind of went down a weird road with this thread...

It is as if you assumed all of the people viewed it the same way you did but the ones who did it overcame the disgusting nature of it because it felt good...

"If it FEELS good; do it," right John? :hmmm:

|Zach|
02-11-2005, 11:14 PM
hmmmmmmmmm...

i wonder if zach is a pargiver or a partaker? :p :p :p
Never tried it...but I never really pursued it either. I am sure I will give it whirl someday out of curiosity. I know a good deal of girls who enjoy it.

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2005, 11:21 PM
...I know a good deal of girls who enjoy it.

Dang. Between this and the Clinton oral sex 'thing', I was born in the 'wrong' generation. :shake:

:banghead:

go bowe
02-11-2005, 11:21 PM
"If it FEELS good; do it," right John? :hmmm:how'd i get dragged into this?

all i can say is that back in the day, we had a credo that "if some is good, more must be better"...

but we never did things that would hurt anybody else just because they felt good, no matter how good...

nope... :shake: :shake: :shake:



at least that's the way i remember it now...

|Zach|
02-11-2005, 11:22 PM
Dang. Between this and the Clinton oral sex 'thing', I was born in the 'wrong' generation. :shake:

:banghead:
Maybe so...I don't think girls are getting "sluttier" but if you do get in the bedroom it seems like there is a lot more openness for new things and creativity...

go bowe
02-11-2005, 11:23 PM
Never tried it...but I never really pursued it either. I am sure I will give it whirl someday out of curiosity. I know a good deal of girls who enjoy it.i'll split the commission with ya...

you know, for leasing them to phobia...

|Zach|
02-11-2005, 11:23 PM
how'd i get dragged into this?

all i can say is that back in the day, we had a credo that "if some is good, more must be better"...

but we never did things that would hurt anybody else just because they felt good, no matter how good...

nope... :shake: :shake: :shake:



at least that's the way i remember it now...
hurt anybody?

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2005, 11:24 PM
Maybe so...I don't think girls are getting "sluttier" but if you do get in the bedroom it seems like there is a lot more openness for new things and creativity...

New things, I can handle; "creativity" I'm more leary of....heh.

|Zach|
02-11-2005, 11:24 PM
i'll split the commission with ya...

you know, for leasing them to phobia...
Sorry they are already tied up in a contract that has a "Kloster Clause"

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2005, 11:26 PM
Sorry they are already tied up in contracts that has a "Kloster Clause"

"Boogie......in da butt; booogie in da butt; butt, butt, b-u-t, hutt!"

as Eddie Murphy croons..... ROFL

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2005, 11:28 PM
Can someone PLEASE tell me who the fugg this 'sdchiefsfag' is??? Man. :shake:

Katipan
02-11-2005, 11:32 PM
I dunno, but I seem to post in his threads alot

go bowe
02-11-2005, 11:34 PM
Maybe so...I don't think girls are getting "sluttier" but if you do get in the bedroom it seems like there is a lot more openness for new things and creativity...even at the height of free love, anal sex was pretty rare, at least among the people that i knew from various parts of the country...

i'd venture to say that in my older sister's age group (64) the only people who have had anal sex are hookers and gays (nttawwt)...

my neices tell me that it's not exactly common amongst 16 - 22 year olds, but that they know quite a few girls who do it and enjoy it...

personally, i never really had any interest in it...

there were so many other ways to "express your love", why bother?

go bowe
02-11-2005, 11:36 PM
hurt anybody?well, we might hurt somebody, but not just because it felt good...

oh wait, did i just say hurting people felt good? http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/cwm/cwm/uhoh3.gif http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/cwm/cwm/uhoh3.gif http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/cwm/cwm/uhoh3.gif

go bowe
02-11-2005, 11:40 PM
I dunno, but I seem to post in his threads alothold on, now...

you've only got a couple of hundred posts...

you could almost post that many in just one of his threads without even trying...




i know i have...

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2005, 11:41 PM
I dunno, but I seem to post in his threads alot

As the resident, "attention whore/drama queen," I thank you!

You is Da Man, Mer! :thumb:

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2005, 11:43 PM
...i know i have...

That's why I......I......LOVE you, John.

Is this the right time to cum out to the board? :hmmm:














Heh.... ROFL

Phobia
02-11-2005, 11:46 PM
You is Da Man, Mer! :thumb:

Wrong.

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2005, 11:48 PM
Wrong.

Okay.

She is Da wo-MAN!? :hmmm:

|Zach|
02-11-2005, 11:50 PM
Wrong.
What is the story with the map in your sig?

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2005, 11:52 PM
Wrong.

Holy shit! No kidding....I shoulda checked out her "pic" first...... :shake:




Mer? you got one of those, minus the red/Chief's crap? You could PM me...you know. :hmmm:

go bowe
02-12-2005, 12:02 AM
That's why I......I......LOVE you, John.

Is this the right time to cum out to the board? :hmmm:














Heh.... ROFLi dunno...

can you do that on the internet?

seems like it might get kinda messy...

go bowe
02-12-2005, 12:03 AM
What is the story with the map in your sig?yeah, is that the house in texas you're planning to move to or something?

Phobia
02-12-2005, 12:04 AM
What is the story with the map in your sig?

That's in my sig for the benefit of one person. Just a little shout out to show what an incredible genious I am. Heh.

Mr. Kotter
02-12-2005, 12:08 AM
That's in my sig for the benefit of one person. Just a little shout out to show what an incredible genious I am. Heh.

A 'map' so Duhnise can find your place, while Pink is at that conference? :hmmm:

go bowe
02-12-2005, 12:08 AM
That's in my sig for the benefit of one person. Just a little shout out to show what an incredible genious I am. Heh.hmmmmmm...

is that rob's house?

Mr. Kotter
02-12-2005, 12:13 AM
hmmmmmm...

is that rob's house?

Either way, Duhnise or Me....Phil is screwed.

Personally, I think he wants me.... :hmmm:

ChiefsFanatik88
02-12-2005, 12:21 AM
Seriously though, why stick it where the poopy comes out? :shake:

On that matter, Why stick it where the piss comes out? or the saliva?

Cause it feels good. For you and her. she gets off on it too.

go bowe
02-12-2005, 01:00 AM
On that matter, Why stick it where the piss comes out? or the saliva?

Cause it feels good. For you and her. she gets off on it too.saliva?

ewwwwwwwwwwwww...

Nzoner
02-12-2005, 01:40 AM
I had a girlfriend who told me her ex bf liked anal beads and she asked if I wanted to try it.I told her.........

















NO

go bowe
02-12-2005, 01:48 AM
I had a girlfriend who told me her ex bf liked anal beads and she asked if I wanted to try it.I told her.........

















NOactually, you missed out on some amazing sensations...

Nzoner
02-12-2005, 01:56 AM
actually, you missed out on some amazing sensations...

Actually,she took me up on my counter offer,that was amazing too. :D

And a whole other thread

chiefs4me
02-12-2005, 02:07 PM
That's in my sig for the benefit of one person. Just a little shout out to show what an incredible genious I am. Heh.



We already knew that..Or you just wanting someones attention?;)

Is that the neighborhood you are moving to?:hmmm:

ENDelt260
02-12-2005, 02:15 PM
I dunno, but I seem to post in his threads alot
You never did tell me why I was supposed to go to Sonny's. Or when.

I got a stack of free passes collecting dust.

ENDelt260
02-12-2005, 02:15 PM
As the resident, "attention whore/drama queen," I thank you!

You is Da Man, Mer! :thumb:
Uh, Mer's not a man.

BIG_DADDY
02-12-2005, 02:17 PM
It's all good, then again I'm a kinky bastage.

stumppy
02-12-2005, 02:36 PM
That's in my sig for the benefit of one person. Just a little shout out to show what an incredible genious I am. Heh.

Does it have anything to do with a certain web site based in Pa. ?

Rain Man
02-12-2005, 02:41 PM
Is it a treasure map? Have you hidden a chest full of doubloons and jewels there?

Braincase
02-12-2005, 02:45 PM
I've met some guys that could only have been conceived through anal sex.

chiefs4me
02-12-2005, 02:55 PM
I've met some guys that could only have been conceived through anal sex.




OMG...ROFL

Katipan
02-12-2005, 03:23 PM
You never did tell me why I was supposed to go to Sonny's. Or when.

I got a stack of free passes collecting dust.

Because I think thats when they were doing an anniversary party, my hubby was working, and my g/fs would have wined and lined you. Now you can't go, I'm mad at them. And a certain new State Attorney's Office isn't too fond of it anymore.

Our first date will be a different sleazy joint.

And this pertains to this thread because at least 2 or 3 of those girls do it in the butt.

ENDelt260
02-12-2005, 04:28 PM
I've met some guys that could only have been conceived through anal sex.
Dude, I'm right here.

ENDelt260
02-12-2005, 04:30 PM
Because I think thats when they were doing an anniversary party, my hubby was working, and my g/fs would have wined and lined you. Now you can't go, I'm mad at them. And a certain new State Attorney's Office isn't too fond of it anymore.

Damnit, damnit, damnit.

Phobia
02-12-2005, 04:41 PM
Does it have anything to do with a certain web site based in Pa. ?

Nah - I'm done yanking that bastards chain. He doesn't "get it".

It's not a treasure map, it's not where I'm moving.... I'm not even telling what it is. What I will share with you is that the joke has played out, so it's coming off my sig. Exciting, wasn't it?

ENDelt260
02-12-2005, 04:42 PM
Exciting, wasn't it?

Hey, I laughed.

chiefs4me
02-12-2005, 07:34 PM
Nah - I'm done yanking that bastards chain. He doesn't "get it".

It's not a treasure map, it's not where I'm moving.... I'm not even telling what it is. What I will share with you is that the joke has played out, so it's coming off my sig. Exciting, wasn't it?



Tease...

Valiant
02-12-2005, 09:48 PM
Homosexuals, I understand.

What's with straight chicks taking up the poop-shoot? :shake:

I mean, is that what Led Zepplin meant in "In through the 'out door'"? Enquiring minds want to know.... :hmmm:


The girl i am ****ing right now loves it... of course she also likes me to shove four fingers in her **** at the same time... So it really depends on the girl...

I dont mind, didnt lube it the first time and she screamed so bad after a few minutes...

-----

and for kissing the girl after you cum on her... hell no... That has been tried before and went away faster then the Chiefs D...

Vegas_Dave
02-12-2005, 10:04 PM
3 Reasons why Straight Men like to give it to the girl in the rear:

1. Its tight
2. Its warm
3. Its more degrading to women.

ChiefsFanatik88
02-12-2005, 10:06 PM
It's all good, then again I'm a kinky bastage.

So you allow the signifigant other to bang your backside? TMI!

RedNFeisty
02-12-2005, 10:37 PM
Because it is fun and feels great!! Why else would anyone want to do it or anything else for that matter!?!

badgirl
02-13-2005, 08:18 AM
Because it is fun and feels great!! Why else would anyone want to do it or anything else for that matter!?!
Lay it on the line girl. ROFL

Braincase
02-13-2005, 02:22 PM
We'd like to thank all of you that have participated in this thread. We now must close it, lock it, and send it to the HOF.


<30>

RedNFeisty
02-19-2005, 02:22 PM
You can't lock it. We haven't talked about dp's yet!!

Fried Meat Ball!
02-19-2005, 02:25 PM
Anal DPs? I would think that would REALLY hurt.

SLAG
10-20-2005, 11:28 PM
Well All I have to say is... Once you have stuck it up the rear and you ever get in a fight you can always Pull the...." I f'd you In the A Bee-Ach" and there is nothing she can say because you put it where the sun dont shine and she knows it. So you WIN!

Katipan
10-29-2005, 08:28 AM
i bet you get laid alot.
in fact i bet you're getting laid RIGHT NOW.

RedNFeisty
10-29-2005, 10:17 AM
Well All I have to say is... Once you have stuck it up the rear and you ever get in a fight you can always Pull the...." I f'd you In the A Bee-Ach" and there is nothing she can say because you put it where the sun dont shine and she knows it. So you WIN!

That is the most ridiculous thing I have read.

SLAG
10-30-2005, 01:29 AM
That is the most ridiculous thing I have read.


Maybe but its true

RedNFeisty
10-31-2005, 08:13 AM
Maybe but its true

How so?

If a guy pokes a girl in her poop shoot then he has something over her. Bullshit!

It would be more like "Who the hell told you you could speak boy?" "Start tossing my salad again!"

SLAG
11-01-2005, 12:59 AM
How so?

If a guy pokes a girl in her poop shoot then he has something over her. Bullshit!

It would be more like "Who the hell told you you could speak boy?" "Start tossing my salad again!"


To a Male Stickin his manhood in anything is W

luv
11-01-2005, 01:04 AM
Well All I have to say is... Once you have stuck it up the rear and you ever get in a fight you can always Pull the...." I f'd you In the A Bee-Ach" and there is nothing she can say because you put it where the sun dont shine and she knows it. So you WIN!
It would appear that someone has been lying to you. If I ever let someone stick anything in my arse, I am the one they will be begging to let them do it again. You pull that statement out in an arguement, and my response would be "You may have, but, believe me, you won't be doing it again."

luv
11-01-2005, 01:05 AM
To a Male Stickin his manhood in anything is W
Please define "anything". That could mean anything. Animals, trees...

And you would consider that a W?

SLAG
11-01-2005, 01:07 AM
Please define "anything". That could mean anything. Animals, trees...

And you would consider that a W?


Personally NO since Im not traveling the path of beastiality or Vegitation Rape......yet Im sure if a Man was sticking his Meat in those places he would consider it a win

luv
11-01-2005, 01:10 AM
Personally NO since Im not traveling the path of beastiality or Vegitation Rape......yet Im sure if a Man was sticking his Meat in those places he would consider it a win
Why have you placed these images in my head right before I go to bed? Do you hate me for some reason?

:)

burt
11-01-2005, 11:46 AM
Why have you placed these images in my head right before I go to bed? Do you hate me for some reason?

:)

Would it be a good thing or a bad thing? Planting such ideas...that is....right before.....bed......?

dacoolman88
02-04-2006, 01:28 PM
rrrriiiiiiigggggghhhhhttttt

Katipan
02-07-2006, 01:32 PM
I had no idea Mr. Kotter was SDChiefsfan.

Mr. Kotter
03-08-2006, 11:05 AM
I had no idea Mr. Kotter was SDChiefsfan.

Were you even here then? I realize your profile says October 03, but did you go by another name then too? :hmmm:

memyselfI
03-08-2006, 01:44 PM
3 Reasons why Straight Men like to give it to the girl in the rear:

1. Its tight
2. Its warm
3. Its more degrading to women.

Scuse me, but how so? It seems to me if one finds pleasure in sticking their pole in a poop shoot then the receiver isn't the one who's degraded. If anything, it's rather empowering to a woman if she's into it.

listopencil
03-08-2006, 04:16 PM
Scuse me, but how so? It seems to me if one finds pleasure in sticking their pole in a poop shoot then the receiver isn't the one who's degraded. If anything, it's rather empowering to a woman if she's into it.

So you think it empowers you to be ****ed up the ass? Unreal.

memyselfI
03-09-2006, 11:12 AM
So you think it empowers you to be ****ed up the ass? Unreal.

Well, it certainly isn't degrading if it's a woman sharing this extreme intimacy and kink with someone that she has not or does not share with many others. There is a great deal of vulnerability and trust between both partners in that the experience will not taint or tarnish but enrich the bond between you. Certainly a woman who has this view of the act isn't going to feel degraded by it...she feels empowered by the trust she has in herself and her partner.

FTR, cheap azz poking porn is not what I'm talking about.

Katipan
03-10-2006, 07:39 AM
Were you even here then? I realize your profile says October 03, but did you go by another name then too? :hmmm:

yes

listopencil
03-11-2006, 04:29 AM
Well, it certainly isn't degrading if it's a woman sharing this extreme intimacy and kink with someone that she has not or does not share with many others. There is a great deal of vulnerability and trust between both partners in that the experience will not taint or tarnish but enrich the bond between you. Certainly a woman who has this view of the act isn't going to feel degraded by it...she feels empowered by the trust she has in herself and her partner.

FTR, cheap azz poking porn is not what I'm talking about.


I don't know, I think you were sold a bill of goods. To each their own.

RedNFeisty
03-15-2006, 02:58 PM
3 Reasons why Straight Men like to give it to the girl in the rear:

1. Its tight
2. Its warm
3. Its more degrading to women.

If she is a kinky bitch and loves it, how is she being degraded? Some people know nothing!!

RedNFeisty
03-15-2006, 03:00 PM
Homosexuals, I understand.

What's with straight chicks taking up the poop-shoot? :shake:

I mean, is that what Led Zepplin meant in "In through the 'out door'"? Enquiring minds want to know.... :hmmm:

Kotter, has your question been answered yet!?!

sedated
05-10-2006, 11:17 AM
I now know entirely too much about all of you.


I'm gonna go take a shower.

Jesus
05-10-2006, 12:56 PM
Oh, my. Sodom and Gomorrah didn't teach you folks anything, I see.

ENDelt260
09-27-2006, 06:59 PM
http://www.tshirthell.com/images/a754_new.jpg