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Baby Lee
01-25-2005, 06:34 AM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/football/nfl/01/23/bc.fbn.mnf.towel.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

KCWolfman
01-25-2005, 06:37 AM
"I feel really bad about it," Cherry said. "I didn't want to upset people. I didn't realize that Monday Night Football was such a family viewing experience. I wouldn't let my 5-year-old watch beer commercials with big-busted cheerleaders, but that's just me."

How does he prevent his kid from watching commercials?

KCTitus
01-25-2005, 06:37 AM
Feh...what's so bad about that? Now if it were Madden in a towel jumping into Owens arms then I'd need a blow torch to the retinas.

Baby Lee
01-25-2005, 06:48 AM
Feh...what's so bad about that? Now if it were Madden in a towel jumping into Owens arms then I'd need a blow torch to the retinas.
He'd probably reject for lack of quality cankles and butt sweat.

KCWolfman
01-25-2005, 06:50 AM
He'd probably reject for lack of quality cankles and butt sweat.
Who makes towels that big?

|Zach|
01-25-2005, 06:51 AM
Who makes towels that big?
They are around :)

KCWolfman
01-25-2005, 06:52 AM
They are around :)
Round towels?

|Zach|
01-25-2005, 06:53 AM
Round towels?
Thats not a bad idea either.

mikey23545
01-25-2005, 06:55 AM
Hard to believe the really bad idea ABC had was even worse in its original form....

ROYC75
01-25-2005, 09:23 AM
Who makes towels that big?

Uh, blankets ..... :)


Besides, Ole John is heartbroken and feeling left out here. Old fat men need love and attention too !

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Oh I fear those days to come ! :banghead:

ENDelt260
01-25-2005, 09:49 AM
I got some bad news for ya, Roy...

ROYC75
01-25-2005, 10:07 AM
I got some bad news for ya, Roy...

I've probally already heard it, but just in case, keep it to yourself !:D