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JimNasium
02-02-2005, 09:14 PM
Simple question so answer it.

go bowe
02-02-2005, 09:15 PM
that question's not so simple...

do you mean biggest as in physically imposing?

or biggest as in dumbassery?

RedandGold
02-02-2005, 09:16 PM
Also, are you asking for volunteers?

JimNasium
02-02-2005, 09:16 PM
that question's not so simple...

do you mean biggest as in physically imposing?

or biggest as in dumbassery?
It's not that complicated dumbass. Just answer the question.

JimNasium
02-02-2005, 09:16 PM
Also, are you asking for volunteers?
Are you a dumbass?

Iowanian
02-02-2005, 09:17 PM
I'll bet Iowanian gets at least 25% of the vote. Gochiefs hates that cat, and you know where HE goes, People Follow.


I'm so screwed.

The others will probably be determined in this thread
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=109547&page=2

Rain Man
02-02-2005, 09:17 PM
It's interesting that the planet can be split into three groups: dumbasses, smartasses, and just asses.

go bowe
02-02-2005, 09:17 PM
It's not that complicated dumbass. Just answer the question.hold on now, this is an important issue...

JimNasium
02-02-2005, 09:18 PM
It's interesting that the planet can be split into three groups: dumbasses, smartasses, and just asses.
So you are split into thirds?

chiefs4me
02-02-2005, 09:18 PM
Oops wrong thread. I thought it said who is the biggest asshole?

RedandGold
02-02-2005, 09:18 PM
Are you a dumbass?

Yes, but my inferiority complex prevents me from admitting to being the biggest one...

:D

PunkinDrublic
02-02-2005, 09:18 PM
Also, are you asking for volunteers?

I can be a pretty big dumbass a lot of the times.

Iowanian
02-02-2005, 09:19 PM
,,,, is the biggest ( )*( ) ?

Rain Man
02-02-2005, 09:19 PM
So you are split into thirds?


Quintiles, actually. I'm not terribly symmetric.

|Zach|
02-02-2005, 09:19 PM
Wow...so many canidates.

JimNasium
02-02-2005, 09:20 PM
hold on now, this is an important issue...
Important or impotent?

go bowe
02-02-2005, 09:20 PM
It's interesting that the planet can be split into three groups: dumbasses, smartasses, and just asses.wow, i can be in 3 different groups all at the same time!! WooWoo

Iowanian
02-02-2005, 09:20 PM
This thread could overtake the Girly thread. More canidates than the Iraqi Election with Legit Claim to the title.

Can't wait to hear the Campaign speeches from the day crew.

I'll wager one of the placewinners looks somewhat like *this*

SNR
02-02-2005, 09:20 PM
It's me. I've had the official badge for a couple years now. Exclusively approved by Talisman himself.

go bowe
02-02-2005, 09:21 PM
Important or impotent?hmmmm...

let me get back to you on that...

|Zach|
02-02-2005, 09:22 PM
I think KCChiefsman and Gunther_Fan would have to fight to the death for the honor.

JimNasium
02-02-2005, 09:22 PM
I'm pretty sure that I fit better into the dumbf*ck category.

Miles
02-02-2005, 09:24 PM
I think KCChiefsman and Gunther_Fan would have to fight to the death for the honor.

What, no love for your buddy warpaint?

|Zach|
02-02-2005, 09:27 PM
What, no love for your buddy warpaint?
Thats true...this task is so tough.

go bowe
02-02-2005, 09:29 PM
Thats true...this task is so tough.that's why we put the burden on your strong young shoulders... :harumph: :harumph: :harumph:

Count Zarth
02-02-2005, 09:33 PM
I'll bet Iowanian gets at least 25% of the vote. Gochiefs hates that cat, and you know where HE goes, People Follow.


I'm so screwed.

The others will probably be determined in this thread
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=109547&page=2

I don't hate you, I just find you extremely annoying.

The biggest dumbass? How can it be anyone but me? No one is as consistent and no one has such a legacy.

Donger
02-02-2005, 09:33 PM
Oops wrong thread. I thought it said who is the biggest asshole?

And my candidate actually makes her own appearance...

go bowe
02-02-2005, 09:35 PM
I don't hate you, I just find you extremely annoying.

The biggest dumbass? How can it be anyone but me? No one is as consistent and no one has such a legacy.no, no, no...

we're looking for the biggest DUMBass...

not the biggest PAIN IN THE ASS... http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/tongueout.gif http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/tongueout.gif http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/tongueout.gif

Mr. Laz
02-02-2005, 09:48 PM
i've got to be included as some kind of ass


:hmmm:




me thinks i seem to be more of a JACKass though



does that count?

Hoover
02-02-2005, 09:49 PM
Yeah I vote for lazarus


:D

PastorMikH
02-02-2005, 09:59 PM
I'm kinda torn on my answer to this thread. I've even considered tossing a coin to help me decide, Heads Phobia, Tails JimNassium (Now, if I could just find one to flip).

PastorMikH
02-02-2005, 10:01 PM
I don't hate you, I just find you extremely annoying.




You know, it's just not a good thing for a Poodle to growl and snarl at a Pitbull.

Mr. Kotter
02-02-2005, 10:01 PM
...The biggest dumbass? How can it be anyone but me? No one is as consistent and no one has such a legacy.

You got my vote... :thumb:

FTR, the question is DUMBass...if it were JACKass or Smartass, well...I'd probably be in the runnin'....

2bikemike
02-02-2005, 10:01 PM
I'm kinda torn on my answer to this thread. I've even considered tossing a coin to help me decide, Heads Phobia, Tails JimNassium (Now, if I could just find one to flip).

Those guys are smartasses the dumbasses is a whole nother category. I have decided not to name names.

Skip Towne
02-02-2005, 10:03 PM
I don't hate you, I just find you extremely annoying.

The biggest dumbass? How can it be anyone but me? No one is as consistent and no one has such a legacy.
What do I need to do to be elevated to the status of "extremely annoying". You are undoubtedly the biggest dumbass on the Planet. You still live with your parents at age 23. You have no social life. No women. Some fast food job. And no desire to correct any of it. And I didn't even mention that ignorant teeny bopper Star Wars crap. Who can compete with all that??

Mr. Kotter
02-02-2005, 10:03 PM
Those guys are smartasses the dumbasses is a whole nother category. I have decided not to name names.

Islamawhore will appreciate that...

Mr. Laz
02-02-2005, 10:04 PM
Yeah I vote for lazarus

:D
bastige STFU


maybe i can change my name to lazarass for ya






:)

Count Zarth
02-02-2005, 10:07 PM
You know, it's just not a good thing for a Poodle to growl and snarl at a Pitbull.

Iowanian's just a small-time punk.

Count Zarth
02-02-2005, 10:07 PM
You got my vote... :thumb:

FTR, the question is DUMBass...if it were JACKass or Smartass, well...I'd probably be in the runnin'....

You're tied with me.

Mr. Kotter
02-02-2005, 10:08 PM
Iowanian's just a small-time punk.

Wow...Iowanian may be a lot of things; but that's not one of them... :shake:

Smack-down coming in 3-2-1...

Mr. Kotter
02-02-2005, 10:08 PM
You're tied with me.

Not for this; the others, maybe...

Count Zarth
02-02-2005, 10:09 PM
What do I need to do to be elevated to the status of "extremely annoying".

You're not really annoying...you actually give me reasons to hate you, though I'm convinced you're not such a terrible guy, you just play the part well.

You're alot funnier than Iowanian, too.

Count Zarth
02-02-2005, 10:10 PM
Wow...Iowanian may be a lot of things; but that's not one of them... :shake:

Smack-down coming in 3-2-1...

I am rubber he is glue.

Skip Towne
02-02-2005, 10:11 PM
Iowanian's just a small-time punk.
Says the colossal failure of all time. Your life is done at 23. Enjoy.

Count Zarth
02-02-2005, 10:11 PM
Says the colossal failure of all time. Your life is done at 23. Enjoy.

I'm speaking in internet terms here.

Mr. Kotter
02-02-2005, 10:13 PM
Says the colossal failure of all time. Your life is done at 23. Enjoy.

Just gonna ignore my PM, Skip? :hmmm:

stevieray
02-02-2005, 10:18 PM
Iowanian's just a small-time punk.

You'd piss your pants.

Mr. Kotter
02-02-2005, 10:18 PM
You'd piss your pants.

No, he'd shit them.

Skip Towne
02-02-2005, 10:19 PM
Just gonna ignore my PM, Skip? :hmmm:
Yeah, I believe I will. In fact I am ignoring you altogether. I don't think you want the board to know what I think of you. I thought it was pretty diplomatic of me.

Mr. Kotter
02-02-2005, 10:26 PM
Yeah, I believe I will. In fact I am ignoring you altogether. I don't think you want the board to know what I think of you. I thought it was pretty diplomatic of me.

If that's what works for you, cool. I'm honestly intrigued by how you arrived at this place...but whatever works for you. :thumb:

Ari Chi3fs
02-02-2005, 10:26 PM
im pretty sure that the answer is David.

ENDelt260
02-02-2005, 10:49 PM
It's interesting that the planet can be split into three groups: dumbasses, smartasses, and just asses.
Hell, I'd like to think most times I fall into the last two... and often the first category as well.

Phobia
02-02-2005, 10:53 PM
I'm just glad nobody has nominated me. I guess y'all are smarter than I thought.

ENDelt260
02-02-2005, 10:54 PM
You got my vote... :thumb:

FTR, the question is DUMBass...if it were JACKass or Smartass, well...I'd probably be in the runnin'....
Don't sell yourself short. You're quite the dumbass as well.

Tho, I gotta say.. due to the population of extreme dumbasses here, you are right... you're not in the running for biggest. (Well, unless like was suggested "biggest" refers to girth.)

RNR
02-02-2005, 10:56 PM
It is a three way tie, meme and her two kids gochiefs and kcchiefsman

ENDelt260
02-02-2005, 10:58 PM
What do I need to do to be elevated to the status of "extremely annoying". You are undoubtedly the biggest dumbass on the Planet. You still live with your parents at age 23. You have no social life. No women. Some fast food job. And no desire to correct any of it. And I didn't even mention that ignorant teeny bopper Star Wars crap. Who can compete with all that??
You can do better, Skip. Hell, I half-assed this one (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2252446#post2252446) and it came off more abrasive.

Mr. Kotter
02-02-2005, 10:58 PM
I'm just glad nobody has nominated me. I guess y'all are smarter than I thought.

Apparently not the Pastor... :)

I'm kinda torn on my answer to this thread. I've even considered tossing a coin to help me decide, Heads Phobia, Tails JimNassium (Now, if I could just find one to flip).

ENDelt260
02-02-2005, 10:59 PM
Says the colossal failure of all time. Your life is done at 23. Enjoy.
That was awfully generous.

ENDelt260
02-02-2005, 11:00 PM
You'd piss your pants.
Ha.

I didn't realize 'wanian was a CV.

Phobia
02-02-2005, 11:01 PM
Apparently not the Pastor... :)

That doesn't count since he's still in search of a coin. As a Pastor in BFE, Oklahoma - I'm confident it will be a long while before he locates one....

Mr. Kotter
02-02-2005, 11:02 PM
That doesn't count since he's still in search of a coin.

Plus, you know better than to mess with him...heh.

Darkwolfe
02-02-2005, 11:08 PM
Personally I'd think the Biggest Dumbarse award oughta go to that piker that gives bad service at Appleby's. :bang:

PastorMikH
02-02-2005, 11:09 PM
That doesn't count since he's still in search of a coin. As a Pastor in BFE, Oklahoma - I'm confident it will be a long while before he locates one....



Coins are kinda scare around here since I realized how much money that State of OK likes to recieve in taxes every year.

Cochise
02-02-2005, 11:09 PM
Damn, no votes. Well, I am not one to give up easily. :sulk:

ENDelt260
02-02-2005, 11:11 PM
Coins are kinda scare around here since I realized how much money that State of OK likes to recieve in taxes every year.
I thought folks in your line of work were exempt from such things.

I'm SO cancelling that mail-order program.

PastorMikH
02-02-2005, 11:17 PM
I thought folks in your line of work were exempt from such things.

I'm SO cancelling that mail-order program.



I wished! I even get to pay self employment tax on the fair rental value of house the church provides for us to live in.

The church is exempt, but I am not. In fact, ANYTHING donated to us through the church that the person gets tax credit for, we have to claim market value and pay taxes on.

David.
02-02-2005, 11:33 PM
im pretty sure that the answer is David.

pft

Taco John
02-02-2005, 11:44 PM
You can do better, Skip. Hell, I half-assed this one (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2252446#post2252446) and it came off more abrasive.



Who is that?

Saggysack
02-03-2005, 12:33 AM
Who is that?

gochiefs

Pants
02-03-2005, 01:05 AM
Gotta go with rebrian on this one.

David.
02-03-2005, 01:43 AM
i would have gone with Ali, but he beat me to the punch :(

Taco John
02-03-2005, 02:02 AM
and behind door number 4?

Saggysack
02-03-2005, 02:41 AM
and behind door number 4?

You

htismaqe
02-03-2005, 04:58 AM
bastige STFU


maybe i can change my name to lazarass for ya






:)

Ask and ye shall receive! :D

htismaqe
02-03-2005, 04:59 AM
That doesn't count since he's still in search of a coin. As a Pastor in BFE, Oklahoma - I'm confident it will be a long while before he locates one....

Yeah, they still have a barter economy there...can you flip a chicken?

Skip Towne
02-03-2005, 05:10 AM
You can do better, Skip. Hell, I half-assed this one (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2252446#post2252446) and it came off more abrasive.
Wow! I'm a lightweight.

whoman69
02-03-2005, 05:13 AM
Gochiefs goes off half-cocked, half-assed, half-witted but he is a full blown dumbass.

Pennywise
02-03-2005, 07:41 AM
I'll bet Iowanian gets at least 25% of the vote. Gochiefs hates that cat, and you know where HE goes, People Follow.



Obviously... (http://www.livejournal.com/users/krautboy/243291.html)

Pennywise
02-03-2005, 07:46 AM
Gochiefs goes off half-cocked, half-assed, half-witted but he is a full blown dumbass.

Yeah, but what a killer mullet.

JimNasium
02-03-2005, 07:54 AM
I've got to rule out Goat Cheese. He tries too hard to be a dumbass so that makes him a jackass. I think the true dumbasses are those folks that don't try, they just are.

Mr. Kotter
02-03-2005, 07:55 AM
I've got to rule out Goat Cheese. He tries too hard to be a dumbass so that makes him a jackass. I think the true dumbasses are those folks that don't try, they just are.

Man, what a dumbass thing to say.... :shake:

:p

siberian khatru
02-03-2005, 07:58 AM
Ooh, ooh! I want to be a dumbass too! Pick me! Pick me!

JimNasium
02-03-2005, 08:03 AM
Ooh, ooh! I want to be a dumbass too! Pick me! Pick me!
No, you are in the Wisass category. Thank you for playing.

htismaqe
02-03-2005, 08:28 AM
What's a wisass?

ROYC75
02-03-2005, 08:34 AM
Probally all of us have qualified at one time or another.

The problem in choosing only one, it's just a matter of time before some ass comes along that is a bigger dumbass than the previous one.

I should probally shut up now ......... STFU

JazzzLovr
02-03-2005, 08:34 AM
What's a wisass?

I think that's a "wise ass" for dumbasses that can't spell.




:D

htismaqe
02-03-2005, 08:35 AM
I think that's a "wise ass" for dumbasses that can't spell.




:D

:hmmm:

For some reason, I thought it was Snoop-speak...

Wisass in the hizzouse!

Saulbadguy
02-03-2005, 08:37 AM
That depends. There are different levels of dumbassery. For instance, Ali Chi3fs can be a dumbass, but not a huge dumbass, and he isn't a dumbass all of the time. gochiefs has his moments, but that may be because I can relate to him, sort of. Also I haven't been annoyed by him the past few years, just one. chiefs4me is pretty much a constant dumbass. Taco John is another guy who is decent and fun most of the time, but can let himself sink in to uber-dumberassery. I don't know. "There's just so many options"

ROYC75
02-03-2005, 08:38 AM
What's a wisass?

Might be Ozark slang ? :p

htismaqe
02-03-2005, 08:39 AM
That depends. There are different levels of dumbassery. For instance, Ali Chi3fs can be a dumbass, but not a huge dumbass, and he isn't a dumbass all of the time. gochiefs has his moments, but that may be because I can relate to him, sort of. Also I haven't been annoyed by him the past few years, just one. chiefs4me is pretty much a constant dumbass. Taco John is another guy who is decent and fun most of the time, but can let himself sink in to uber-dumberassery. I don't know. "There's just so many options"

You just said that you can RELATE to gochiefs.

Off to the "Something Sad" thread with you...

TEX
02-03-2005, 08:42 AM
Taco John is in my book.

Saulbadguy
02-03-2005, 08:44 AM
You just said that you can RELATE to gochiefs.

Off to the "Something Sad" thread with you...
Yeah. sorta. We're the same age, and both like Star Wars quite a bit. I dare say we are both "nerds".

htismaqe
02-03-2005, 08:55 AM
Yeah. sorta. We're the same age, and both like Star Wars quite a bit. I dare say we are both "nerds".

There's some things that you should just leave unsaid...

CosmicPal
02-03-2005, 08:57 AM
Anyone who's a Broncos or Raiders fan is pretty much a dumbazz in my book.

ROYC75
02-03-2005, 08:58 AM
Yeah. sorta. We're the same age, and both like Star Wars quite a bit. I dare say we are both "nerds".


R2D2... is that you ?

Saulbadguy
02-03-2005, 09:03 AM
R2D2... is that you ?
Artoo Deetoo..it is you, it is you!

Mr. Kotter
02-03-2005, 09:10 AM
That depends. There are different levels of dumbassery. For instance, Ali Chi3fs can be a dumbass, but not a huge dumbass, and he isn't a dumbass all of the time. gochiefs has his moments, but that may be because I can relate to him, sort of. Also I haven't been annoyed by him the past few years, just one. chiefs4me is pretty much a constant dumbass. Taco John is another guy who is decent and fun most of the time, but can let himself sink in to uber-dumberassery. I don't know. "There's just so many options"


Eeeehhhhhhh---eemmmmmmm! Yoo-Hoo! Hello? :cuss:

PBJ

:harumph:

Iowanian
02-03-2005, 09:57 AM
What's a wisass?


I'm an aspiring wiseass, porker.

htismaqe
02-03-2005, 10:08 AM
I'm an aspiring wiseass, porker.

****er.

Iowanian
02-03-2005, 10:13 AM
No I didn't.........Just walked her home.

JimNasium
02-03-2005, 10:23 AM
No, you are in the Wisass category. Thank you for playing.
Well it's official, I am the biggest dumbass. :shake:

Alec R
02-03-2005, 10:26 AM
Chief fans who happen to Mizzou fans.

Coming in a close second: All other chief fans ;)

ROYC75
02-03-2005, 10:29 AM
I'm an aspiring wiseass, porker.

You and gochiefs have alot in common...wiseass & porkers ? :hmmm: :D

Calcountry
02-03-2005, 11:03 AM
You got my vote... :thumb:

FTR, the question is DUMBass...if it were JACKass or Smartass, well...I'd probably be in the runnin'....Smarass, that would be EnDELT

Mr. Kotter
02-03-2005, 11:06 AM
Smarass, that would be EnDELT

I think technically, he has "retired" after winning the Smartass Superbowl three years runnin'.....he's still around "coaching" some of us though.

Ghostof
02-03-2005, 11:08 AM
I'm glad I aint on the list

Mr. Kotter
02-03-2005, 11:10 AM
I'm glad I aint on the list

Noobs aren't qualified; though, once you reach 2,000 posts....you'll be an "up and comer."

Bearcat
02-03-2005, 11:11 AM
First I'm left off all the "Best of Chiefsplanet" threads, and now this one, too :deevee:

Mr. Laz
02-03-2005, 11:44 AM
Ask and ye shall receive! :D

you b!tch ... i just noticed :eek: :eek:





:cuss: :cuss:

Ghostof
02-03-2005, 11:49 AM
Noobs aren't qualified; though, once you reach 2,000 posts....you'll be an "up and comer."



Good, i'll make sure I stay under the 2k post for the next few years

chiefs4me
02-03-2005, 12:01 PM
Simple question so answer it.



Happy Birthday

ChiefsCountry
02-03-2005, 12:04 PM
Its simple anybody who isn't a Chiefs fan.

Lzen
02-03-2005, 12:13 PM
,,,, is the biggest ( )*( ) ?


(.)Y(.)

Lzen
02-03-2005, 12:20 PM
This thread reminded me of this commercial that I saw only once or twice a couple years ago. I think it was a Barq's root beer commercial. This interviewee was saying something like "I look forward to being a part of the dumbass family, dumbass & dumbass, etc"......or something like that. And at the end the boss says it's dumass (sounds like due moss ). I haven't laughed so hard at a commercial in a long time. :)

yunghungwell
02-03-2005, 12:23 PM
,,, seems to be looking strong in according to the exit polls.


,,,

http://www.fs.fed.us/ne/newtown_square/local-resources/images/for-kids/woodsy_owl.jpg

this internet bb.

htismaqe
02-03-2005, 12:23 PM
you b!tch ... i just noticed :eek: :eek:





:cuss: :cuss:

:thumb:

ENDelt260
02-03-2005, 01:46 PM
Yeah. sorta. We're the same age, and both like Star Wars quite a bit. I dare say we are both "nerds".
It's rumored that you've actually touched a real live girl.

David.
02-03-2005, 01:57 PM
you b!tch ... i just noticed :eek: :eek:





:cuss: :cuss:

lindsay lohan wins that dance off