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SNR
02-02-2005, 11:13 PM
What is the proper way to sit on the can?

Poll forthcoming

Spicy McHaggis
02-02-2005, 11:19 PM
I chose arms resting on thighs. I find its still comfortable for reading. As immature as it may sound I've actually had this conversation with my roommate last year. He took what I liked to call "vacation shits". I swear I watched Braveheart before he got back once.

Phobia
02-02-2005, 11:22 PM
Other. I tend to thrash about on the shitter. Who doesn't?

PastorMikH
02-02-2005, 11:24 PM
Other. I tend to thrash about on the s...r. Who doesn't?



You should be careful, moving around too much can cause a seat to get loose and want to slide around on you.

tk13
02-02-2005, 11:24 PM
Other. I tend to thrash about on the shitter. Who doesn't?
When I first glanced at this post I thought you said "Otter"... I was like :spock:....

Phobia
02-02-2005, 11:24 PM
You should be careful, moving around too much can cause a seat to get loose and want to slide around on you.

Man, I knew that story would come back to bite me....

PastorMikH
02-02-2005, 11:25 PM
Man, I knew that story would come back to bite me....



ROFL ROFL

tk13
02-02-2005, 11:30 PM
Seriously, where's the "legs draped over back of toilet, back facing the front to allow for maximum abdominal distention" option?

DenverChief
02-03-2005, 12:05 AM
I chose arms resting on thighs. I find its still comfortable for reading. As immature as it may sound I've actually had this conversation with my roommate last year. He took what I liked to call "vacation shits". I swear I watched Braveheart before he got back once.

I'd bet he wasn't shitting ;)

Pants
02-03-2005, 01:04 AM
Most def. hunched...

mikey23545
02-03-2005, 03:00 AM
Hunched over with my game face on, ready for bidness.

Miles
02-03-2005, 03:09 AM
Hunched while my arms are propping up some fine reading material.