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siberian khatru
02-03-2005, 09:23 PM
In keeping with the marriage theme tonight ...

Mine was uneventful: Bar, strip club, hotel room, stripper ("April Showers" -- cute, no?), whipped cream, manager knocking on door telling us to keep it down, leave 4 a.m., sober up for noon wedding.

I'm sure there are some really good stories out there. Please supply.

Phobia
02-03-2005, 09:25 PM
I got nothing. Essentially - rehearsal dinner, got liquored up there - titty bar, got even more liquored up. Hotel. Passed out.

I don't remember the first one. I'm sure it was even more intensely lame. Yes, my wife does read this board.

Hoover
02-03-2005, 09:27 PM
Got drunk, wone $500 on the boat. No Strippers here

Phobia
02-03-2005, 09:29 PM
Shit - I forgot about the golfing. All my groomsmen and friends golfed on Friday. We played at the Country Club where we were getting married. I actually shot an outstanding round.

Hoover
02-03-2005, 09:32 PM
Shit - I forgot about the golfing. All my groomsmen and friends golfed on Friday. We played at the Country Club where we were getting married. I actually shot an outstanding round.
I miss golf..... I used to play 3 times a week, now its like 6 times a year.

siberian khatru
02-03-2005, 09:33 PM
I miss golf..... I used to play 3 times a week, now its like 6 times a year.

Sounds like my sex life.

Phobia
02-03-2005, 09:33 PM
I miss golf..... I used to play 3 times a week, now its like 6 times a year.

I played 3x last year. I played more than that the first month I started, before I even owned clubs.

Hoover
02-03-2005, 09:41 PM
I played 3x last year. I played more than that the first month I started, before I even owned clubs.
its a problem. I need to join the COuntry Club

gblowfish
02-03-2005, 09:56 PM
My story is on this page:
http://www.georgeblowfish.com/Photo1990.html
Chicago...Chicago...that toddlin' town!

ChiTown
02-03-2005, 10:19 PM
Vegas, strippers, horrific blowjob by said stripper, lots of gambling, lots of drinking, story of said bj leaked out to wife to be, messy engagement followed, lots of negotiating ensued, groveling for forgiveness, never went to another bach. party again................... :cuss:

Phobia
02-03-2005, 10:42 PM
story of said bj leaked out to wife to be

NEVER invite future father in law to bach party.

ChiTown
02-03-2005, 10:43 PM
NEVER invite future father in law to bach party.

Great

Where the **** were you when I was making out my (Not) To Do list..............

|Zach|
02-03-2005, 10:45 PM
NEVER invite future father in law to bach party.
http://www.sub.uni-goettingen.de/archiv/ausstell/2001/bach.jpg

SBK
02-03-2005, 10:47 PM
Mine sucked. I was taken outside town, stripped naked and tied to a basketball hoop. Then I was put in a womens thong, covered in vasoline, and pelted with birdseed. Then I was left in the middle of nowhere. God bless those guys.

ChiTown
02-03-2005, 10:49 PM
Mine sucked. I was taken outside town, stripped naked and tied to a basketball hoop. Then I was put in a womens thong, covered in vasoline, and pelted with birdseed. Then I was left in the middle of nowhere. God bless those guys.

Dude, you should have listened to Phobes and left your F.I.L at home..............

wutamess
02-03-2005, 11:10 PM
I'm taking mine to my grave.
What happens at a bachelor party.... Stays at a bachelor party.

Mr. Kotter
02-03-2005, 11:39 PM
I'm taking mine to my grave.
What happens at a bachelor party.... Stays at a bachelor party.

Your buddies took you to a gay bar, where a 6' 5" guy named Tyrone ass-raped you?

Damn, I wouldn't tell anyone about that either.... :shake:

:p

The Bad Guy
02-03-2005, 11:47 PM
Well since I just got engaged, my bachelor party hasn't happened yet.

But my best man said Vegas is the destination.

J Diddy
02-03-2005, 11:56 PM
Your buddies took you to a gay bar, where a 6' 5" guy named Tyrone ass-raped you?

Damn, I wouldn't tell anyone about that either.... :shake:

:p

Um, I think you just did.

:)

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 12:00 AM
Um, I think you just did.

:)

Nah, no projection here....just an active imagination; apparently too active sometimes... :shrug:

J Diddy
02-04-2005, 12:02 AM
Nah, no projection here....just an active imagination; apparently too active sometimes... :shrug:


I would say incredibly too active.
Down right weird.

:)

Nzoner
02-04-2005, 12:17 AM
My buddies took me to a nasty stripper bar,however,I was blindfolded at the time and the first thing I saw when the blindfold came off was the ugliest pair of boobies I've ever seen right in my face.

It was basically downhill from there and I was never so glad to get back to the bride to be.

SBK
02-04-2005, 01:44 AM
Dude, you should have listened to Phobes and left your F.I.L at home..............

Nope, he wasn't there. My friends thought they were funny. When I finally found them I gave them all a "show" we'll call it. Then the next morning I stuffed that dirty thong I was in into one of the other guys mouth. What a way to wake up.....pretty gross though.

SBK
02-04-2005, 01:44 AM
And no, the thong wasn't on when I put it in his mouth....

Pezman
02-04-2005, 01:46 AM
Memories for me were remenicent of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" in terms of zany clean American sex and drugs consumed in mass quantities... and lots and lots of blown dollar bills on a pair of strippers who's only major highlight was the "crotch shots" of Zima that they let us boozehounds lick up off their semi-shaved fuzz. Mahalo...

HemiEd
02-04-2005, 03:17 AM
I don't remember much but do have "flashbacks" once in a while.....

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 08:01 AM
I would say incredibly too active.
Down right weird.

:)

You say that as if it's a bad thing...."normal" would scare the hell out of me. :shake:

Over-Head
02-04-2005, 08:25 AM
Never had one the first time, AIN'T having one this time :shake:
I'm figuring the night before Iíll probably do a 2 or 3-hour practice then an hour band rehearsal. (There are 4 bands here on the island, and as a present to me the guyís are doing an ďall in one nightĒ. Most everyone is going to be playing at one time or another, and Iíll be able to go up and play a few of JoAnnís favorite songs.)

Then kick back with my 2 best friends who are flying in from the mainland for a bit and finish my night by logging on to the planet so I can take my "Last night as a single man" lumps in spades.

***By the time I log on in here, Iím planning to be about half in the bag, and we all know just how bad a drunken Raidr fan can get :evil:

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-04-2005, 08:33 AM
I didn't have a bachelor party. My little brother who was my best man was under age so he couldn't really throw one...nor did I expect him to.

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 08:45 AM
Pretty normal one for me....Westport early, strip bars late. Nothing too crazy--booze, naked women, and hungover the next morning.

Dartgod
02-04-2005, 08:52 AM
Then kick back with my 2 best friends who are flying in from the mainland for a bit...
Translation: My two Raider buds are getting a weekend furlough from prison.

Over-Head
02-04-2005, 08:53 AM
Translation: My two Raider buds are getting a weekend furlough from prison.


YOU PRICK!! 4321

LMFAO

Dartgod
02-04-2005, 08:56 AM
Mine was no big deal. I didn't want a stripper, so 10 of us rented a limo and had him take us to the Station Casino (Ameristar now). We had a great steak and lobster dinner and gambled for awhile. Most of us won money so that was pretty cool. Pretty low key all-in-all.

I had a friend who had a stripper at his bach party and had us take pictures. There was nothing more than stripping and lap dances, so the dumbass shows them to his fiance. That wedding almost didn't happen. Not that it matters, they're divorced now anyway.

Cochise
02-04-2005, 09:00 AM
Man. Come on people! I have never had one, but I have been to enough to know the rules of bachelor parties! Sheesh :shake:

-NO pictures
-No future in-laws
-Don't wear a belt

Joe Seahawk
02-04-2005, 09:08 AM
My buddy rented a full size bus, All my buddies and co workers drove around town to different bars and got all fugged up.. (A few people accidently got left behind :) ) We picked up the stripper and she partied wth us for a while before we all went back to my Bro in laws place where the stripper got real nasty.. I found out later that she wasn't a proffessional stripper, just a friend of my bro in law.. Weird and crazy stuff.. :shake:

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 09:11 AM
My buddy rented a full size bus, All my buddies and co workers drove around town to different bars and got all fugged up.. (A few people accidently got left behind :) ) We picked up the stripper and she partied wth us for a while before we all went back to my Bro in laws place where the stripper got real nasty.. I found out later that she wasn't a proffessional stripper, just a friend of my bro in law.. Weird and crazy stuff.. :shake:

A bus?...my best man rented ours in Omaha, we partied on the way to KC that night; then Saturday morning got up went to Lawrence (KU) to relive our college years on Saturday night.....it was cool.

But no weird strippers for me though; my friends and I were pretty straight laced, for the most part I guess.

InChiefsHell
02-04-2005, 09:19 AM
Man, mine was fun...or so I was told. I insisted on doing a shot with everyone who came in the door, even if they had just gone down the hall for ice or smokes. Needless to say, I was beyond stupidly drunk by 9:00, puked at 10:00, passed out shortly afterward...

...buuuuuut...my wife to be and her bachelorette party rented a limo and crashed my party...they all took off in the limo and apparently had a freakin' blast...like I said, I'm told my bachelor party was a blast, personally, I thought it sucked.

...if there was one thing I'd want to redo, it's that...

seclark
02-04-2005, 09:29 AM
started out as a fishing party...roasted a pig and drinking on a keg of beer. later we wandered north of the border into iowa. found a titty bar in ottumwa, i believe. can't be sure though...it's been 25years ago. lots of drunken binges and a couple other titty bars under the bridge.
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Cochise
02-04-2005, 09:34 AM
started out as a fishing party...roasted a pig and drinking on a keg of beer. later we wandered north of the border into iowa. found a titty bar in ottumwa, i believe. can't be sure though...it's been 25years ago. lots of drunken binges and a couple other titty bars under the bridge.
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There are nudie bars in Ottumwa?

Over-Head
02-04-2005, 09:40 AM
There are nudie bars in Ottumwa?

I don't know, why don't we ask Radar O'Riely , can someone ring up the four -o-double -seventh?

seclark
02-04-2005, 09:41 AM
There are nudie bars in Ottumwa?
this was 1980 and i was drunk, but i'm pretty sure it was ottumwa.

down town around some railroad tracks. but i guess that pretty much describes 90% of the strip joints across the country.
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siberian khatru
02-04-2005, 09:44 AM
Not that it matters, they're divorced now anyway.

What a surprise.

I guess some chicks freak out. My wife knows all my stripper adventures (which ended more than a decade ago). I even brought a Polaroid back from a spring training trip to Florida, from a titty bar, where a Penthouse Pet was dancing. I got a pic of her (nekkid) sitting on my lap. My wife's response to all this is to just roll her eyes. She doesn't feel threatened at all. Nor should she be.

Cochise
02-04-2005, 09:46 AM
this was 1980 and i was drunk, but i'm pretty sure it was ottumwa.

down town around some railroad tracks. but i guess that pretty much describes 90% of the strip joints across the country.
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hah, yep.

I just remember going there on occasion when I was a kid, my parents are from NE Missouri. Don't think of it as a place that would have a bunch of nudie bars :shrug:

Dartgod
02-04-2005, 09:53 AM
What a surprise.

I guess some chicks freak out. My wife knows all my stripper adventures (which ended more than a decade ago). I even brought a Polaroid back from a spring training trip to Florida, from a titty bar, where a Penthouse Pet was dancing. I got a pic of her (nekkid) sitting on my lap. My wife's response to all this is to just roll her eyes. She doesn't feel threatened at all. Nor should she be.
Actually the reason why they divorced is because he couldn't lay off the booze. The dude had a serious drinking problem. A twelve pack (or more) every night. But she knew that going in too. Thought she could change him I guess.

NewChief
02-04-2005, 10:25 AM
Mine was fairly low key. About 20 of my friends camping out on one of the guy's land in the Ozarks. Had a couple of kegs, a ton of booze, and a good amount of illegal substances. We basically hung out for three days, got drunk, went swimming, walked around in the woods, and just had a good time. No strippers, because I didn't want them.

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 11:41 AM
The dude had a serious drinking problem. A twelve pack (or more) every night.

Where's the problem?

Ghostof
02-04-2005, 11:51 AM
Two words


OUT HOUSE

THis place rocks on the east side of Lawrence.


They have this thing called the "Sacrifice" which I have explained on the board before.


GO visit this place sometime, trust me, best place to go especially when you factor in the BYOB aspect....We usually bring a cooler of beer and a bottle of hot damn, or some other sipping easy drink....on the weekends, i'll take the moderate stuff...bacardi 151, jager, and tequila

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 11:52 AM
Two words


OUT HOUSE

THis place rocks on the east side of Lawrence.


They have this thing called the "Sacrifice" which I have explained on the board before.


GO visit this place sometime, trust me, best place to go especially when you factor in the BYOB aspect....We usually bring a cooler of beer and a bottle of hot damn, or some other sipping easy drink....on the weekends, i'll take the moderate stuff...bacardi 151, jager, and tequila

Is that place STILL around? Wow.; :eek:

I sure hope they've remodeled and updated since the mid-80s. ROFL

Ghostof
02-04-2005, 12:10 PM
Oh yeah, its still around

Each year there is always a new crew of bodacious babes earning and stripping their way through their college years.

Calcountry
02-04-2005, 12:27 PM
Didn't have one.

Beatlemanu
02-04-2005, 01:25 PM
Haven't had one, thrown one though. Pretty damn dull though... Went to Vegas, standard strip clubs, nothing special. Except we I nearly got a few of the strippers to come back to the hotel, but it would have cost too much, damn I'm cheap... :(

Amnorix
02-04-2005, 01:42 PM
Haven't had one, thrown one though. Pretty damn dull though... Went to Vegas, standard strip clubs, nothing special. Except we I nearly got a few of the strippers to come back to the hotel, but it would have cost too much, damn I'm cheap... :(

Do you remember how much? I've never done or been involved in anything like this (I'm dull, what can I say?), and I'm curious what it would cost to get LV strippers to go back to the hotel...

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 01:43 PM
Do you remember how much? I've never done or been involved in anything like this (I'm dull, what can I say?), and I'm curious what it would cost to get LV strippers to go back to the hotel...
I bet I could do it with an eight ball.

Amnorix
02-04-2005, 01:45 PM
I bet I could do it with an eight ball.

errr...I hate to sound like one of the teenage posters on here, but that just went completely over my head...

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 01:46 PM
errr...I hate to sound like one of the teenage posters on here, but that just went completely over my head...
An eight ball is 1/8th of an ounce of cocaine.

Cochise
02-04-2005, 01:47 PM
Do you remember how much? I've never done or been involved in anything like this (I'm dull, what can I say?), and I'm curious what it would cost to get LV strippers to go back to the hotel...

Guy I used to work with said he was out there and his party inquired and were quoted four figures. But, I'm sure it depends on what place you go to.

As for the 8-ball... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=8+ball&r=f

Amnorix
02-04-2005, 01:52 PM
An eight ball is 1/8th of an ounce of cocaine.

Ah. Yeah, I must say, references to drugs will usually go over my head. I'm probably about the only guy under the age of 60 who has never used any drugs at all. :shrug:

Amnorix
02-04-2005, 01:54 PM
Guy I used to work with said he was out there and his party inquired and were quoted four figures. But, I'm sure it depends on what place you go to.

Yikes. For ONE stripper?

And I'm assuming that actual action is understood to be part of the deal, or is that for nothing more than a private party and maybe a BJ??

Sign me -- perversely curious. :)

Cochise
02-04-2005, 01:54 PM
Ah. Yeah, I must say, references to drugs will usually go over my head. I'm probably about the only guy under the age of 60 who has never used any drugs at all. :shrug:

Where do you get those political ideas then? :shrug: :Poke:

Beatlemanu
02-04-2005, 01:54 PM
Do you remember how much? I've never done or been involved in anything like this (I'm dull, what can I say?), and I'm curious what it would cost to get LV strippers to go back to the hotel...

Ok, now heres the deal. LV Strippers (well at least the ones I talked to) get propositioned all the time for bachelor parties, so if you go to a place like the Crazy horse, it might cost you an arm and a leg, I didn't even ask there. You need to go to a less well known place. I think the girls I spoke to said they would come back to the hotel for "drinks only" for like $100, and depending on what you wanted them to do, it cost more. It was my last night, so I was nearly out of money, so I didn't do anything... I'm not going to post anymore about this, but it's not the hardest thing to do in Vegas!!! :thumb:

siberian khatru
02-04-2005, 01:55 PM
Ah. Yeah, I must say, references to drugs will usually go over my head. I'm probably about the only guy under the age of 60 who has never used any drugs at all. :shrug:

You're the most boring liberal I know. Are you sure you're not a Rockefeller Republican?

Amnorix
02-04-2005, 01:55 PM
Where do you get those political ideas then? :shrug: :Poke:

ROFL

Nice. Teh rep...

Cochise
02-04-2005, 01:56 PM
Yikes. For ONE stripper?

And I'm assuming that actual action is understood to be part of the deal, or is that for nothing more than a private party and maybe a BJ??

Sign me -- perversely curious. :)

For two of them. I wasn't there but he made it out like that was for full service.

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 01:57 PM
Ok, now heres the deal. LV Strippers (well at least the ones I talked to) get propositioned all the time for bachelor parties, so if you go to a place like the Crazy horse, it might cost you an arm and a leg, I didn't even ask there. You need to go to a less well known place. I think the girls I spoke to said they would come back to the hotel for "drinks only" for like $100, and depending on what you wanted them to do, it cost more. It was my last night, so I was nearly out of money, so I didn't do anything... I'm not going to post anymore about this, but it's not the hardest thing to do in Vegas!!! :thumb:
If I wanted to get a stripper in my hotel room for a private show, I wouldn't try to nab one off the dance floor of a club. Hell, just call one of the girls that specializes in that. Ask your cabbie, he's probably got a bunch of numbers, w/ recommendations.

Or, f*ck, just pick up some hooker off the casino floor. You could poke her for under five hundy.

Amnorix
02-04-2005, 01:57 PM
Ok, now heres the deal. LV Strippers (well at least the ones I talked to) get propositioned all the time for bachelor parties, so if you go to a place like the Crazy horse, it might cost you an arm and a leg, I didn't even ask there. You need to go to a less well known place. I think the girls I spoke to said they would come back to the hotel for "drinks only" for like $100, and depending on what you wanted them to do, it cost more. It was my last night, so I was nearly out of money, so I didn't do anything... I'm not going to post anymore about this, but it's not the hardest thing to do in Vegas!!! :thumb:

Yeah, I certainly wouldn't think so, given the atmosphere.

My one time in Vegas was great, but I was there with the wife, the wife's parents and my two sister-in-laws. We had a great time, but not the kind of GREAT time most of the men here would be thinking/talking about when going to Vegas. :)

Beatlemanu
02-04-2005, 01:59 PM
If I wanted to get a stripper in my hotel room for a private show, I wouldn't try to nab one off the dance floor of a club. Hell, just call one of the girls that specializes in that. Ask your cabbie, he's probably got a bunch of numbers, w/ recommendations.

Or, f*ck, just pick up some hooker off the casino floor. You could poke her for under five hundy.

ROFL The sad thing is that he's right... ROFL

Amnorix
02-04-2005, 02:00 PM
You're the most boring liberal I know. Are you sure you're not a Rockefeller Republican?

I know my share of pothead friends, and am also good buddies with a Republican cop (although a Republican here is waaay liberal compared to what's average on the board). I've been to plenty of parties where the bong is being passed around, but I just hand it to whoever is next. :shrug:

You want boring -- I've never even been totally plastered. I basically always stopped at buzzed. At a wedding recently I was probably past buzzed and all the way to "slightly drunk".

I don't even drink beer -- don't like it. My preferred drink is Jack and coke.

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 02:00 PM
ROFL The sad thing is that he's right... ROFL
Of course I'm right.

What's sad about it?

Amnorix
02-04-2005, 02:01 PM
For two of them. I wasn't there but he made it out like that was for full service.

For that kind of coin, I would sure as hell hope so.

Hey thanks. All this information will be mighty useful to me in my next lifetime...

Beatlemanu
02-04-2005, 02:02 PM
Of course I'm right.

What's sad about it?

The sad thing is that it's that easy.

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 02:03 PM
The sad thing is that it's that easy.
How is that sad? That's a good thing.

What, you prefer your hookers play hard to get?

Beatlemanu
02-04-2005, 02:05 PM
How is that sad? That's a good thing.

What, you prefer your hookers play hard to get?

Yes, and whats wrong with that???

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 02:07 PM
Yes, and whats wrong with that???
Well, I'm sure you could pay extra for that.

Beatlemanu
02-04-2005, 02:09 PM
Well, I'm sure you could pay extra for that.

No comment... :rolleyes:

2bikemike
02-04-2005, 02:35 PM
Mine was down right nasty. My buddies hired these girls called Double Trouble. No need to go into details there are kids on here. Use your imagination and you will probably fall short of what really happened. If my wife to be would have found out she never would have showed up at the wedding.


Damn fun night though. :thumb:

whoman69
02-04-2005, 03:18 PM
Pretty normal for me, I missed out.

Saggysack
02-04-2005, 03:26 PM
1st marriage, didn't have a bachelor party. 2nd marriage, didn't have a bachelor party. My friends were alittle ticked off about it. Oh well, I will not let them use me as an excuse to not come home for a night. Just because they married a buncha over jealous women that don't let them out of the house is not my fault. Besides, I was looking forward to my honeymoon more than anything. Amsterdam can be a wonderful place...