View Full Version : Just got back from our new comedy club and

02-04-2005, 12:06 AM
had to share this with the planet.

The opening comedian was named Randy Chestnut and this was one of his skits that he put on a shirt he has for sale.

FWIW,he's in Topeka Friday and Saturday night.

"I took ASPIRIN for the headache caused by the ZYRTEC for the hay fever I got from the RELENZA for the upset stomach and flu like symptoms caused by the VIAGRA for the erectile dysfunction from the PROPECIA for the hair loss caused by the RITALIN for my short attention span caused by the SCOPODERM TTS for the motion sickness that I got from the LOMOTIL for the diarrhea caused by the XENICAL for the weight gain caused by the PAXIL for the anxiety that I got from the ZOCOR that I'm taking for my high cholesterol because a good diet and exercise is just too much trouble."

02-04-2005, 12:12 AM
I say No to Drugs!

02-04-2005, 12:23 AM
As for the headliner whose name I can't recall,one of his jokes......

"My father was a jew and my mother a jehova's witness,when they sent me to my first door I said,can I interest you in buying a copy of the watchtower?"