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royr17
02-04-2005, 11:50 AM
For a week that is of course. :p

Will be out of town for a week so enjoy it while im gone, no chiefsplanet, no jayhawks, nothin.

So enjoy my time while im away, because it doesnt happen very often, hehe. :)

See you guys when I get back. :thumb:

Bob Dole
02-04-2005, 11:53 AM
We're not faling for this shit again, Ayeayeaye.

royr17
02-04-2005, 11:54 AM
Well but i will be gone, when you dont see me postin for a week, you'll know why.

Dartgod
02-04-2005, 12:04 PM
How long you going to be gone? In total weeks, that is?

htismaqe
02-04-2005, 12:05 PM
Well shit.

Who's going to copy and paste the idiotic ramblings of the Star Board now?

htismaqe
02-04-2005, 12:06 PM
How long you going to be gone? In total weeks, that is?

3.

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 12:07 PM
So short? :p

See you later, Roy III.

Remember your penicillin. :thumb:

Cochise
02-04-2005, 12:08 PM
nuthooks

royr17
02-04-2005, 12:15 PM
How long you going to be gone? In total weeks, that is?

Just 1 week.

royr17
02-04-2005, 12:16 PM
So short? :p

See you later, Roy III.

Remember your penicillin. :thumb:

Alright, I wanna try to get to 2,800 posts before i go.

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 12:17 PM
By the end of today he'll only be gone for two days.

Calcountry
02-04-2005, 12:17 PM
We're not faling for this shit again, Ayeayeaye.You username whore.

royr17
02-04-2005, 12:17 PM
By the end of today he'll only be gone for two days.

I'll be gone from this place for 8 days.

Bob Dole
02-04-2005, 12:20 PM
Alright, I wanna try to get to 2,800 posts before i go.

You probably shouldn't have said anything about that...

ROYC75
02-04-2005, 12:21 PM
ROFLMAO.........

NOT GETTING 2800 ! LOL

ROYC75
02-04-2005, 12:22 PM
Hot damn, is he ever so pissed ! :D

htismaqe
02-04-2005, 12:23 PM
I think we could probably get him 2800 negative rep points before he leaves...

ROYC75
02-04-2005, 12:24 PM
WOW.......

Just WOW .

Bob Dole
02-04-2005, 12:24 PM
Hot damn, is he ever so pissed ! :D

What's he pissed about now?

ROYC75
02-04-2005, 12:25 PM
2797 and holding ...........

royc03
02-04-2005, 12:26 PM
Unblock my ACCOUNT, NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

royc03
02-04-2005, 12:26 PM
Jesus friggin bebe.

Mr. Laz
02-04-2005, 12:26 PM
I think we could probably get him 2800 negative rep points before he leaves...

i concur (<--- for our mizzery friends that means agree :p )

royc03
02-04-2005, 12:26 PM
I got topics i want to post on and i cant flippin post, bunch of bullcrap, damn you guys.

htismaqe
02-04-2005, 12:27 PM
Oh ****...you locked his account?

ROFL

htismaqe
02-04-2005, 12:28 PM
I got topics i want to post on and i cant flippin post, bunch of bullcrap, damn you guys.

Lighten up Francis.

ROYC75
02-04-2005, 12:28 PM
Oh ****...you locked his account?

ROFL


Like I said...2797 and holding !

Cochise
02-04-2005, 12:28 PM
ROFL

get his IP next time ROFL

royc03
02-04-2005, 12:28 PM
I want to post this is really p*ssin me off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROYC75
02-04-2005, 12:29 PM
Oh WOW, now he wants me to unlock it ! LOL Like I can do something about it !

htismaqe
02-04-2005, 12:29 PM
I want to post this is really p*ssin me off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um, you're posting right now, aren't you?

royc03
02-04-2005, 12:29 PM
Cochise you can just SHUT UP

Mr. Laz
02-04-2005, 12:29 PM
Unblock my ACCOUNT, NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


http://deephousepage.com/smilies/lach.gif

royc03
02-04-2005, 12:30 PM
Um, you're posting right now, aren't you?

Yea but not under the right name thought !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

htismaqe
02-04-2005, 12:31 PM
Yea but not under the right name thought !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It don't matter, everybody knows who you are...

If you're worried about your post count, I can fix that...

For a nominal fee.

Cochise
02-04-2005, 12:32 PM
Cochise you can just SHUT UP

Shouldn't you be spending some quality time with your happy sock before you leave?

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 12:32 PM
It don't matter, everybody knows who you are...

If you're worried about your post count, I can fix that...

For a nominal fee.
Whoa, whoa, whoa... you tryin' ta make a profit here?

I want a cut.

ROYC75
02-04-2005, 12:32 PM
It don't matter, everybody knows who you are...

If you're worried about your post count, I can fix that...

For a nominal fee.

ROFL ROFL ROFL


But wait, he will want me to float the loan ! :shake:

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 12:32 PM
Shouldn't you be spending some quality time with your happy sock before you leave?
Yeah, you don't wanna go out with a loaded gun.

royc03
02-04-2005, 12:33 PM
Screw Chiefsplanet, Im glad im gettin out here away from the clown and buttheads !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

royc03
02-04-2005, 12:34 PM
I wanna be able to post under my name, not under one i created cause they changed mine on my birthday.

Cochise
02-04-2005, 12:35 PM
Unblock my ACCOUNT, NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
..

htismaqe
02-04-2005, 12:36 PM
Damn, I never realized just how much negative rep my negative rep was worth...

ROFL

Cochise
02-04-2005, 12:37 PM
Damn, I never realized just how much negative rep my negative rep was worth...

ROFL

ROFL

I wanted to neg him more but I already hit every post on this thread :D

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 12:37 PM
Damn, I never realized just how much negative rep my negative rep was worth...

ROFL
You did that, huh? I was thinking, "Good Lord, didn't take him long to get into the red."

htismaqe
02-04-2005, 12:38 PM
You did that, huh? I was thinking, "Good Lord, didn't take him long to get into the red."

It's unreal...one click boom!

royc03
02-04-2005, 12:46 PM
I just wanna be able to post on my regular account.

Calcountry
02-04-2005, 12:49 PM
I just wanna be able to post on my regular account.:hmmm:I don't think that you are going to be able to get that done by begging. lmao.

ROYC75
02-04-2005, 12:49 PM
unlock my sons account now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calcountry
02-04-2005, 12:50 PM
unlock my sons account now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You push your dad out of the way to post under is username???

Cochise
02-04-2005, 12:50 PM
unlock my sons account now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm... this posting style looks familiar... ROFL

ROYC75
02-04-2005, 12:54 PM
unlock my sons account now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh Good Grief, He knows my password ! :eek:

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 12:55 PM
Oh Good Grief, He knows my password ! :eek:
1234! I gotta change the combination on my luggage!

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 12:55 PM
You probably shouldn't have said anything about that...

Priceless.... ROFL

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 12:57 PM
Que "Deliverance" theme....Dueling Banjos....as, ROYC75, and son posing as ROYC75 battle....

BRB, going to get popcorn.... ROFL

ROYC75
02-04-2005, 12:57 PM
OK guys,I can't handle him anymore.........

I'm try'n to get some work done here in order to get at least 1 of the 3 weeks .

ROYC75
02-04-2005, 12:57 PM
Que "Deliverance" theme....Dueling Banjos....as, ROYC75, and son posing as ROYC75 battle....

BRB, going to get popcorn.... ROFL

ROFL

royc03
02-04-2005, 12:59 PM
Mods will you unlock my account plz so that i can post on royr17 at least until i leave for the week, and then you can lock it back up till i get back whatever, but let me post under my name plz.

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 01:00 PM
Mods will you unlock my account plz so that i can post on royr17 at least until i leave for the week, and then you can lock it back up till i get back whatever, but let me post under my name plz.

Psssttt......"reverse psychology" much? :hmmm:

Come on, Roy....I know you are up to it; all those girls stumblin' over themselves to get to you....heh, heh. I know you can figure this one out... :thumb:

royc03
02-04-2005, 01:02 PM
Psssttt......"reverse psychology" much? :hmmm:

Come on, Roy....I know you are up to it; all those girls stumblin' over themselves to get to you....heh, heh. I know you can figure this one out... :thumb:

YOu guys had your fun and games and it was funny at first but can you guys unlock it plz.

ROYC75
02-04-2005, 01:02 PM
And I have to travel for 3 hrs in a car with him tonight ? :shake:

Cochise
02-04-2005, 01:04 PM
Going to have to skip that vacation for a week for a week if you are going to make it from 13 posts to 2800 ROFL

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 01:04 PM
And I have to travel for 3 hrs in a car with him tonight ? :shake:
Don't they have Greyhound in KY?

royc03
02-04-2005, 01:06 PM
Im done with this, I cant handle this shit anymore, you guys have pushed me to the limit like a father with 15 children, bye for a week and you guys will be lucky if i ever get on Chiefsplanet again.

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 01:06 PM
YOu guys had your fun and games and it was funny at first but can you guys unlock it plz.

Sorry; I'm no mod...you know I would if I could, dude. :thumb:

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 01:07 PM
Im done with this, I cant handle this shit anymore, you guys have pushed me to the limit like a father with 15 children, bye for a week and you guys will be lucky if i ever get on Chiefsplanet again.

Simmer down, Roy. Brian's just razzin' you; it's kinda like on the bus....you only pick on the people you like.

royc03
02-04-2005, 01:08 PM
Sorry; I'm no mod...you know I would if I could, dude. :thumb:

I know i was meanin for the mods to just see that. But thanks man that you would do that.

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 01:08 PM
Simmer down, Roy. Brian's just razzin' you; it's kinda like on the bus....you only pick on the people you like.
Brian?!?!? WTF? I haven't done anything.

Cochise
02-04-2005, 01:08 PM
Yeah, if we didn't like you then you'd get the warpaint treatment.

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 01:09 PM
Brian?!?!? WTF? I haven't done anything.

Parker? :hmmm:

royc03
02-04-2005, 01:09 PM
Simmer down, Roy. Brian's just razzin' you; it's kinda like on the bus....you only pick on the people you like.

Yea but right now I feel like a father with 15 children and no nerves left to handle them.

shakesthecat
02-04-2005, 01:10 PM
How many children?

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 01:10 PM
Yea but right now I feel like a father with 15 children and no nerves left to handle them.

Take a box of kleenex, and head to www.bigboobedmidgets.com... spend 20 or 30 minutes lookin' around, and you'll feel better. :thumb:

royc03
02-04-2005, 01:11 PM
How many children?

I feel like a father right now with 15 kids to take care of and no nerves left to handle them.

Saulbadguy
02-04-2005, 01:11 PM
Sorry Roy..but this is hilarious. ROFL

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 01:11 PM
How many children?

15 twice would be 30....hell, like bein' a teacher for a day. :hmmm:

Cochise
02-04-2005, 01:12 PM
...you guys will be lucky if i ever get on Chiefsplanet again.

How would that make us lucky? :hmmm:

htismaqe
02-04-2005, 01:13 PM
You account's not locked.

Bob Dole
02-04-2005, 01:13 PM
15 twice would be 30....hell, like bein' a teacher for a day. :hmmm:


You're pretty good at that there ciphering.

htismaqe
02-04-2005, 01:15 PM
Parker? :hmmm:

Hey, I had NOTHING to do with it.

Bob Dole
02-04-2005, 01:16 PM
Hey, I had NOTHING to do with it.

You laughed at him. That's involvement enough.

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 01:17 PM
You're pretty good at that there ciphering.

Actually, I maxed the "math" portion of the teacher exam (that's not saying much, truthfully, though)....34 on my Math ACT; I always thought "what's the point" though--never "liked" it....

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 01:18 PM
Hey, I had NOTHING to do with it.

That damn Tammie is sneaky...isn't she? :shake:

Saulbadguy
02-04-2005, 01:19 PM
Roy, you told me you wouldn't start a thread about this. You said you've learned your lesson. :shake:

htismaqe
02-04-2005, 01:22 PM
You laughed at him. That's involvement enough.

You just HAD to poke him with that stick, didn't you?

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 01:23 PM
You just HAD to poke him with that stick, didn't you?
Hey, check your rep.

royr17
02-04-2005, 01:24 PM
You account's not locked.

So who locked my account ???

JazzzLovr
02-04-2005, 01:24 PM
Brian?!?!? WTF? I haven't done anything.

ROFL So THAT'S why the Senator has been changing usernames so often lately... He can stir up shit and someone with a similar name gets blamed!

ROFL

royr17
02-04-2005, 01:24 PM
God this thread has sucked

Cochise
02-04-2005, 01:26 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 01:26 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee:
ROFL I figured you and htis would have something like that.

Saulbadguy
02-04-2005, 01:28 PM
Haha. REP WAR!!!

royc03
02-04-2005, 01:28 PM
ROFL I figured you and htis would have something like that.

Naw just Cochise cause i cant stand the guy.

royc03
02-04-2005, 01:28 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhh SHIZNIT, my account is locked again !!!!!!!!!!!

Cochise
02-04-2005, 01:29 PM
ROFL I figured you and htis would have something like that.

ROFL someone ought to change his name to Drama Queen or something ROFL

tk13
02-04-2005, 01:30 PM
ROFL So THAT'S why the Senator has been changing usernames so often lately... He can stir up shit and someone with a similar name gets blamed!

ROFL
You better watch your back then, I'm guessing "BobbbLovr" is probably next.

JazzzLovr
02-04-2005, 01:31 PM
You better watch your back then, I'm guessing "BobbbLovr" is probably next.

Yeah I actually had the same thought when I posted that.

tk13
02-04-2005, 01:32 PM
Yeah I actually had the same thought when I posted that.
You're a mod, just change it to "Bobmyselfandi".

JazzzLovr
02-04-2005, 01:33 PM
You're a mod, just change it to "Bobmyselfandi".

ROFL I wouldn't want the Senator devising some method of revenge for me. He's much more evil than I am. :eek:

Calcountry
02-04-2005, 01:50 PM
How would that make us lucky? :hmmm:Yes, we are ever so lucky to be graced by his presence. lMFAO.

htismaqe
02-04-2005, 01:52 PM
Hey, check your rep.

What about it?

htismaqe
02-04-2005, 01:53 PM
God this thread has sucked

You started it.

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 01:53 PM
What about it?
I thought it might've been Cochise-like.

htismaqe
02-04-2005, 01:57 PM
I thought it might've been Cochise-like.

Nah.

I enabled the "roy can't give htismaqe rep" setting on his account...

Douche Baggins
02-04-2005, 01:59 PM
Change his username to Meatpeeker...that'll really set him off.

|Zach|
02-04-2005, 02:35 PM
I feel like a father right now with 15 kids to take care of and no nerves left to handle them.
Sorry, there is a usage limit on this phrase set at 3.

-Quality Assurance Branch Of The Chiefs Planet Phrasing Department.

royc03
02-04-2005, 02:43 PM
Be glad when 5 o'clock gets here, cause im outta here for a week.

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 02:44 PM
Be glad when 5 o'clock gets here, cause im outta here for a week.

Are you locked out again, Roy17?

|Zach|
02-04-2005, 02:44 PM
Be glad when 5 o'clock gets here, cause im outta here for a week.
You are leaving?

royc03
02-04-2005, 02:45 PM
Are you locked out again, Roy17?

Yep, sure am.

royc03
02-04-2005, 02:45 PM
You are leaving?

Yep, goin out of town for a week.

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 02:45 PM
You are leaving?

His dad's shippin' him off to Cancun; he's gonna scam Mexican chicks for the next 8 days...

|Zach|
02-04-2005, 02:46 PM
His dad's shippin' him off to Cancun; he's gonna scam Mexican chicks for the next 8 days...
Wacky, he should make a thread.

JazzzLovr
02-04-2005, 02:48 PM
Yep, goin out of town for a week.

Really? I had no idea. How long will you be gone?

royc03
02-04-2005, 02:48 PM
I really think they locked it so I wouldnt get 2800 posts today, I was 1 away and they didnt want me gettin it.

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 02:49 PM
Wacky, he should make a thread.

He tried to, but that meanie Tammie "locked" his account before he could get to 2800... :shake:

royc03
02-04-2005, 02:49 PM
Really? I had no idea. How long will you be gone?

For 8 days !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JazzzLovr
02-04-2005, 02:49 PM
I really think they locked it so I wouldnt get 2800 posts today, I was 1 away and they didnt want me gettin it.

I'm sure that was just an amazing coincidence.

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 02:50 PM
I really think they locked it so I wouldnt get 2800 posts today, I was 1 away and they didnt want me gettin it.

See, Zach....I told you.

JazzzLovr
02-04-2005, 02:51 PM
He tried to, but that meanie Tammie "locked" his account before he could get to 2800... :shake:

It wasn't me. It was BobbbLovr.

royc03
02-04-2005, 02:51 PM
Really? I had no idea. How long will you be gone?

I know they did cause i was tryin to get 2800 before i left and they said i shouldnt have said that and locked my account.

KS Smitty
02-04-2005, 02:52 PM
I really think they locked it so I wouldnt get 2800 posts today, I was 1 away and they didnt want me gettin it.

No way! The mods on here can't be that mean. Why don't you take about a week off and then come back and get number 2800 with a post of all the details of your time off. ;)

|Zach|
02-04-2005, 02:53 PM
His dad's shippin' him off to Cancun; he's gonna scam Mexican chicks for the next 8 days...
Reminds me of a funny story. A couple friends were in Mexico and had just hit a couple bars my buddy was on a bus and a little drunks he looks at this girl and started to talk to her. The conversation went like this...

My friend Evan: ¿Cómo se llama usted? (what is your name)

Girl: says her name

Evan: ¿Tiene buen tiempo usted? (are you having a good time?)

Girl: Sí, un tiempo muy bueno. (yes, a very good time)

Evan: ¿De dónde están usted? (where are from?)

Girl: LONG ISLAND

Evan: Why am I talking to you in Spanish?

Girl: I have no idea.

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 02:53 PM
It wasn't me. It was BobbbLovr.

WTF....is he is "stealth" mode today? He's SUPPOSED to be on 5th and Vine, makin' me some Benjamin's across from the Caberet. Damn, Arkansan tranny hos---can't trust 'em.... :shake:

JazzzLovr
02-04-2005, 02:54 PM
No way! The mods on here can't be that mean. Why don't you take about a week off and then come back and get number 2800 with a post of all the details of your time off. ;)

A week? I thought it was 8 days.

WTF is going on here?

royc03
02-04-2005, 02:54 PM
No way! The mods on here can't be that mean. Why don't you take about a week off and then come back and get number 2800 with a post of all the details of your time off. ;)

Naw I'll pass on that.

Bob Dole
02-04-2005, 02:55 PM
Yep, goin out of town for a week.


So how long will you be gone?

JazzzLovr
02-04-2005, 02:55 PM
Naw I'll pass on that.

You know, if you keep it up, maybe you can hit 2800 with this account instead.

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 02:55 PM
Reminds me of a funny story. A couple friends were in Mexico and had just hit a couple bars my buddy was on a bus and a little drunks he looks at this girl and started to talk to her. The conversation went like this...

My friend Evan: ¿Cómo se llama usted? (what is your name)

Girl: says her name

Evan: ¿Tiene buen tiempo usted? (are you having a good time?)

Girl: Sí, un tiempo muy bueno. (yes, a very good time)

Evan: ¿De dónde están usted? (where are from?)

Girl: LONG ISLAND

Evan: Why am I talking to you in Spanish?

Girl: I have no idea.

ROFL

That's good.

|Zach|
02-04-2005, 02:56 PM
ROFL

That's good.
Ya, I guess when she said Long Island she told him like he was a complete idiot...which at the time prob held true.

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 02:56 PM
Hey, Roy....when are you comin' back?

royc03
02-04-2005, 02:57 PM
So how long will you be gone?

For 8 Days a Week and a day, from the 4th till the 13th.

royc03
02-04-2005, 02:57 PM
You know, if you keep it up, maybe you can hit 2800 with this account instead.

Yea your tellin me, but this account is a dud.

royc03
02-04-2005, 02:58 PM
Hey, Roy....when are you comin' back?

I'll be back on Sunday, Feb. 13th.

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 02:58 PM
Reminds me of a funny story. A couple friends were in Mexico and had just hit a couple bars my buddy was on a bus and a little drunks he looks at this girl and started to talk to her. The conversation went like this...

My friend Evan: ¿Cómo se llama usted? (what is your name)

Girl: says her name

Evan: ¿Tiene buen tiempo usted? (are you having a good time?)

Girl: Sí, un tiempo muy bueno. (yes, a very good time)

Evan: ¿De dónde están usted? (where are from?)

Girl: LONG ISLAND

Evan: Why am I talking to you in Spanish?

Girl: I have no idea.
ROFL

JazzzLovr
02-04-2005, 02:58 PM
For 8 Days a Week and a day, from the 4th till the 13th.

Isn't that 9 days?

KS Smitty
02-04-2005, 02:59 PM
A week? I thought it was 8 days.

WTF is going on here?


:hmmm: Well I'm getting conflicting stories here, first he said a week and now it's 8 days.... :shrug:

Hey Roy exactly how long will you be gone anyway?

Dartgod
02-04-2005, 02:59 PM
For 8 Days a Week and a day, from the 4th till the 13th.
13
-4
----
9

WTF? I thought you were only going to be gone for a week and would be back in a week and then it was 8 days and now it's 9?

Or is it 8 days + 1 week (7 days) + 1 day = 16 days?

I'm soooooooo confused.... :banghead:

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 02:59 PM
For 8 Days a Week and a day, from the 4th till the 13th.

Shit, Roy. Did you ask anyone over at KCStar.com to make sure they keep the Planet posted about any "rumors" about the Chiefs....? :hmmm:

;)

royc03
02-04-2005, 02:59 PM
Isn't that 9 days?

yea I think so .......

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 02:59 PM
I'll be back on Sunday, Feb. 13th.

2005, or 2006?

royc03
02-04-2005, 03:00 PM
Ok, guys, listen, im leavin tonight so thats half a day till sunday feb 13th., so really its 8 days and a half ........

royc03
02-04-2005, 03:01 PM
2005, or 2006?

2005

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 03:01 PM
How long are you gonna be gone, Roy?

|Zach|
02-04-2005, 03:01 PM
13
-4
----
9

WTF? I thought you were only going to be gone for a week and would be back in a week and then it was 8 days and now it's 9?

Or is it 8 days + 1 week (7 days) + 1 day = 16 days?

I'm soooooooo confused.... :banghead:
Dogs and cats...

Living together...

Mass hysteria.

Braincase
02-04-2005, 03:02 PM
Do we have time to pack up and move everything before he gets back?

|Zach|
02-04-2005, 03:02 PM
Ok, guys, listen, im leavin tonight so thats half a day till sunday feb 13th., so really its 8 days and a half ........
Changing your story again?

JazzzLovr
02-04-2005, 03:02 PM
Ok, guys, listen, im leavin tonight so thats half a day till sunday feb 13th., so really its 8 days and a half ........

Well, it would be 8 and a half if you didn't count the 13th. What time are you coming back on the 18th? Because if there's half a day there, then it would still be 9 days.

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 03:03 PM
2005

Chinese New Year, or American?

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 03:03 PM
When are you gonna be gone for three weeks because you're going to your girlfriend's for three weeks?

Calcountry
02-04-2005, 03:05 PM
A week? I thought it was 8 days.

WTF is going on here?Don't you guys remember that Beatles song?

"Aint got nothing but love babe, 8 days a week."

|Zach|
02-04-2005, 03:05 PM
http://www.highhopes.com/cal1.gif

|Zach|
02-04-2005, 03:06 PM
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/calendar/icanmake/monthvsmall.GIF

KS Smitty
02-04-2005, 03:06 PM
You can't say the 4th cuz that's today and you're here posting which means you're shorting us, er I mean yourself, a day. Better not come back 'til the 14th just to make sure. :p

Saulbadguy
02-04-2005, 03:06 PM
What about travel time?

Calcountry
02-04-2005, 03:07 PM
13
-4
----
9

WTF? I thought you were only going to be gone for a week and would be back in a week and then it was 8 days and now it's 9?

Or is it 8 days + 1 week (7 days) + 1 day = 16 days?

I'm soooooooo confused.... :banghead:I rented a cat trap to a lady on the 20th, and she returned it on the 28th, and she figured that she had it out 7 days and not 8.

Oh the ciphering deficit in this country.

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 03:07 PM
Do we have time to pack up and move everything before he gets back?

No shittin' you; I had a buddy in college....who stayed in school one summer, hadn't been home in live 6-7 months....went home for Christmas one year.....and his parents had fuggin' moved, and not bothered to tell him.

The best part, he opens his parents old house with his key....stumbles upstairs to his room; notices some "redecorating" (it was late, he was under the influence)....after going to the bathroom....goes into his room, and crawls into bed...with the couple that purchased his folks house. About got his ass shot... ROFL

Or so he said, we never really believed the whole story....but if it could happen to anyone, he was the dude.... ROFL

Calcountry
02-04-2005, 03:07 PM
yea I think so .......You think?

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 03:09 PM
You can't say the 4th cuz that's today and you're here posting which means you're shorting us, er I mean yourself, a day. Better not come back 'til the 14th just to make sure. :p

Your dad would probably appreciate that...Roy :thumb:

royc03
02-04-2005, 03:09 PM
Later guys, talk to you guys again in a few days !!!!!!!!!!!

|Zach|
02-04-2005, 03:10 PM
Later guys, talk to you guys again in 9 days !!!!!!!!!!!
How many?

Dartgod
02-04-2005, 03:11 PM
I rented a cat trap to a lady on the 20th, and she returned it on the 28th, and she figured that she had it out 7 days and not 8.

Oh the ciphering deficit in this country.
Your first mistake was taking anything I say seriously.

JazzzLovr
02-04-2005, 03:12 PM
Later guys, talk to you guys again in 9 days !!!!!!!!!!!

Well, NOW what am I going to do for the remaining 45 minutes of my last day at work???? :harumph:

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 03:13 PM
Well, NOW what am I going to do for the remaining 45 minutes of my last day at work???? :harumph:
Go take a dump on your boss's desk.

Bob Dole
02-04-2005, 03:13 PM
Well, NOW what am I going to do for the remaining 45 minutes of my last day at work???? :harumph:

Did your batteries die or something?

JazzzLovr
02-04-2005, 03:16 PM
Yeah, I had a feeling that was a bad question to ask...

Calcountry
02-04-2005, 03:17 PM
Your first mistake was taking anything I say seriously.What was my second mistake?

After reading your post, it reminded me of that dumb lady. :p

ENDelt260
02-04-2005, 03:17 PM
How did he take the news you were quitting?

Dartgod
02-04-2005, 03:19 PM
What was my second mistake?
Assuming that you made more than one mistake.

Dartgod
02-04-2005, 03:20 PM
How did he take the news you were quitting?
You think she told him yet?

Bob Dole
02-04-2005, 03:20 PM
How did he take the news you were quitting?


Oh no you don't. Go hijack another thread and leave this one alone!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 03:21 PM
Oh no you don't. Go hijack another thread and leave this one alone!!!!!!!!!!!

bobr17.....you ought to keep this one until Roy III comes back... ROFL

Calcountry
02-04-2005, 03:22 PM
bobr17.....you ought to keep this one until Roy III comes back... ROFL...In 8 days

Dartgod
02-04-2005, 03:22 PM
bobr17.....you ought to keep this one until Roy III comes back... ROFL
And how long will that be?

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 03:24 PM
And how long will that be?

February 14th.....eh, 2005, the Chinese New Year, I think.

JazzzLovr
02-04-2005, 03:24 PM
How did he take the news you were quitting?

I'm such a wuss. I had my exit interview, and he actually gave me the opportunity to say anything I wanted to him. He said "It's not like I can fire you now or something. Ha-ha."

And I didn't do it.

Maybe I should just email him a link to my "Free at last" thread just before I leave today? ;)

JazzzLovr
02-04-2005, 03:25 PM
And how long will that be?

ROFL

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 03:25 PM
I'm such a wuss. I had my exit interview, and he actually gave me the opportunity to say anything I wanted to him. He said "It's not like I can fire you now or something. Ha-ha."

And I didn't do it.

Maybe I should just email him a link to my "Free at last" thread just before I leave today? ;)

What's his e-mail address? :hmmm:

JazzzLovr
02-04-2005, 03:27 PM
What's his e-mail address? :hmmm:

yeahright@hellno.com

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 03:29 PM
yeahright@hellno.com

I just wanted to send him a card wishing him well in his search for your replacement.....sheeesh. :harumph:

:p

Cochise
02-04-2005, 03:32 PM
How long are you going to be gone?

Calcountry
02-04-2005, 03:34 PM
How long are you going to be gone?fug this, I am gonna find out.

|Zach|
02-04-2005, 03:34 PM
How long are you going to be gone?
Dude, this is like...so 10 posts ago.

Calcountry
02-04-2005, 03:37 PM
Dude, this is like...so 10 posts ago.Fug that, it is spawning new threads already, lmao.

go bowe
02-04-2005, 03:45 PM
I rented a cat trap to a lady on the 20th, and she returned it on the 28th, and she figured that she had it out 7 days and not 8.

Oh the ciphering deficit in this country.a cat trap?

do the snakes eat cats too?

Calcountry
02-04-2005, 04:14 PM
a cat trap?

do the snakes eat cats too?I have sold rabbits for that purpose, but never EVER would I dream of doing that to a cat, that is cruel.

Phobia
02-04-2005, 10:37 PM
Alright, I wanna try to get to 2,800 posts before i go.

Darn - so close, too.

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 10:46 PM
Darn - so close, too.

Was it you or Dole?

ROYC75
02-04-2005, 11:38 PM
WOW, I am glad this day has came to an end. Between him going off and you guys egg'n it on, I got little done today at work, but rest assure, he is gone.... It's my Damn Vacation.

What was 3 weeks went to 1 week, then 8 days, or is it 8 1/2 days, maybe 9........

Signed........

Relieved parent !

JazzzLovr
02-05-2005, 07:27 AM
...and you guys egg'n it on,

Nonsense. No one on the Planet would ever do something like that.

Relieved parent !

I bet you feel like a parent with 15 kids that just sent them all to someone else's house for a week.

Or 8 days.

Or 8 1/2 days.

Or 9 days.

Phobia
02-05-2005, 08:29 AM
WOW, I am glad this day has came to an end. Between him going off and you guys egg'n it on, I got little done today at work, but rest assure, he is gone.... It's my Damn Vacation.

What was 3 weeks went to 1 week, then 8 days, or is it 8 1/2 days, maybe 9........

Signed........

Relieved parent !

I'm guessing his virginity was a small price to pay in order to send him away for 7/8/8.5/9 days. I'm also guessing you have to wash fewer tube socks, too.

Phobia
02-05-2005, 08:55 AM
Was it you or Dole?

Must have been Dole. I only noticed it.

Calcountry
02-05-2005, 10:18 AM
Nonsense. No one on the Planet would ever do something like that.



I bet you feel like a parent with 15 kids that just sent them all to someone else's house for a week.

Or 8 days.

Or 8 1/2 days.

Or 9 days.Please, vote in my poll on the subject. :p

chiefs4me
02-05-2005, 10:23 AM
I have sold rabbits for that purpose, but never EVER would I dream of doing that to a cat, that is cruel.




:thumb: My sweetheart for the day...

Calcountry
02-05-2005, 10:32 AM
:thumb: My sweetheart for the day...Oh, did I tell you that "I love you."

FloridaChief
02-05-2005, 10:39 AM
Back in the day we had a kitten, one of those orange-colored pieces of trash, a calico, or whatever. One night I woke up and walked into the kitchen and that bastardo was "spraying" the floor. I picked it up and threw it against the wall...

My ex...sensing a future calamity, gave the cat away the next day. His new owners lived down the street from us and the hubby was a friend of mine. One day he told me he'd had enough of that f*cking piss-sprayer and finally crushed it's soft skull beneath his combat boot. In full view of his wife and young daughter.

I high-fived him...

Calcountry
02-05-2005, 10:41 AM
Back in the day we had a kitten, one of those orange-colored pieces of trash, a calico, or whatever. One night I woke up and walked into the kitchen and that bastardo was "spraying" the floor. I picked it up and threw it against the wall...

My ex...sensing a future calamity, gave the cat away the next day. His new owners lived down the street from us and the hubby was a friend of mine. One day he told me he'd had enough of that f*cking piss-sprayer and finally crushed it's soft skull beneath his combat boot. In full view of his wife and young daughter.

I high-fived him...I couldn't do that, especially in front of the Daughter.

FloridaChief
02-05-2005, 10:44 AM
I couldn't do that, especially in front of the Daughter.

Shit, I'm only envious that I hadn't thought of doing it myself. God, I hate those filthy mouse-gut-sucking, babies-breath-stealing vermin...

chiefs4me
02-05-2005, 10:45 AM
Back in the day we had a kitten, one of those orange-colored pieces of trash, a calico, or whatever. One night I woke up and walked into the kitchen and that bastardo was "spraying" the floor. I picked it up and threw it against the wall...

My ex...sensing a future calamity, gave the cat away the next day. His new owners lived down the street from us and the hubby was a friend of mine. One day he told me he'd had enough of that f*cking piss-sprayer and finally crushed it's soft skull beneath his combat boot. In full view of his wife and young daughter.

I high-fived him...



he sounds like he should be father of the year...

FloridaChief
02-05-2005, 10:49 AM
he sounds like he should be father of the year...

If he were here right now, I'd buy him a Crown and Diet. He's obviously a gentleman of taste and refinement.

Calcountry
02-05-2005, 10:54 AM
If he were here right now, I'd buy him a Crown and Diet. He's obviously a gentleman of taste and refinement.I remember visiting my Grand pa, that lived north by northwest of Springfield in the sticks in a cabin that he built himself. One year he had a dog and a cat.

Next year we go back, and I am about 8 at the time, I notice no cat and no dog. Grandpa I say, "wheres your cat?"

GP, "huh, oh you mean that cat I had last year? I done blowed his brains out. Oh, and that dog I had, one day he bit me and by God right there I blew his brains out too."

Bowser
02-05-2005, 10:56 AM
I remember visiting my Grand pa, that lived north by northwest of Springfield in the sticks in a cabin that he built himself. One year he had a dog and a cat.

Next year we go back, and I am about 8 at the time, I notice no cat and no dog. Grandpa I say, "wheres your cat?"

GP, "huh, oh you mean that cat I had last year? I done blowed his brains out. Oh, and that dog I had, one day he bit me and by God right there I blew his brains out too."

I bet you called your Grandpa Sir, didn'tcha?

FloridaChief
02-05-2005, 10:56 AM
Grandpa I say, "wheres your cat?"

GP, "huh, oh you mean that cat I had last year? I done blowed his brains out.


ROFL Awesome!

I wish I could buy your grandpa a drink...

Calcountry
02-05-2005, 11:06 AM
I bet you called your Grandpa Sir, didn'tcha?No, just Grand pa, or Grand pa Joe. Never dreamed of calling him just Joe.

He had a soft side to him as well, just not with animals.

He whittled and made me a top out of a spool of thread. He gave it to me on his porch and said, this is something for you to remember me by. I don't have that top any more, but by God I remember him by that.

Calcountry
02-05-2005, 11:06 AM
ROFL Awesome!

I wish I could buy your grandpa a drink...Its good enough that he is being remembered and relived through me right now. thanks. :thumb:

ROYC75
02-08-2005, 11:04 AM
OK, this is day 4 of my vacation.........

Half of my vacation is over ! :shake:

|Zach|
02-08-2005, 11:05 AM
OK, this is day 4 of my vacation.........

Half of my vacation is over ! :shake:
Enjoy the last hurrah!

Mr. Kotter
02-08-2005, 11:05 AM
OK, this is day 4 of my vacation.........

Half of my vacation is over ! :shake:

He isn't in KC or Chicago by chance, is he? :hmmm:

ROYC75
02-08-2005, 11:57 AM
Nope..... Humboldt,Tn.

Cochise
02-08-2005, 11:58 AM
Do you have 4 more days or 3 more days? ROFL

Saulbadguy
02-08-2005, 12:03 PM
I heard she will be coming back with him...




...to stay.

ROYC75
02-08-2005, 12:39 PM
Do you have 4 more days or 3 more days? ROFL

I'm thinking it's 5 days and 5 nights, or is it 5 nights and 5 days ?

ROYC75
02-08-2005, 12:41 PM
I heard she will be coming back with him...






...to stay.



No brownie points for you ! :cuss:

PastorMikH
02-08-2005, 12:55 PM
Nope..... Humboldt,Tn.


You do realize that there are still places in Tennessee that if he is caught with a man's daughter for that long of a time, a shotgun wedding will ensue, don't you?

Phobia
02-08-2005, 01:22 PM
You do realize that there are still places in Tennessee that if he is caught with a man's daughter for that long of a time, a shotgun wedding will ensue, don't you?

I'm pretty sure he knows that common law is only 7 days in Tenn.... or is it 8?

Cochise
02-08-2005, 01:37 PM
No brownie points for you ! :cuss:

ROFL ROFL

What, you don't welcome that thought? ROFL :clap:

Iowanian
02-08-2005, 01:39 PM
Somewhere in Tn........someone is saying to themselves "damn, its only half over.....I only have to hold out for 7.5 or 8 or 8.5 more days"

You'd better head down to the feed store and buy that poor boy some bagbalm and a founder-shot.

Phobia
02-08-2005, 01:44 PM
Somewhere in Tn........someone is saying to themselves "damn, its only half over.....I only have to hold out for 7.5 or 8 or 8.5 more days"

Bullshit. I'll bet he's saying "will you marry me?" Dude has probably produced more hair gel in the past 4 days than DEP.

Iowanian
02-08-2005, 01:46 PM
I can't wait until the report on meeting the parents.........with a little luck, III told "dad" about it, and he'll be dropping in to reconstruct the past week for the board...and comment on the Blow-by-blow of the pre-honeymoon.

Bob Dole
02-08-2005, 01:47 PM
I can't wait until the report on meeting the parents.........with a little luck, III told "dad" about it, and he'll be dropping in to reconstruct the past week for the board...and comment on the Blow-by-blow of the pre-honeymoon.

Stop with the horror film recap already.

Phobia
02-08-2005, 01:48 PM
I can't wait until the report on meeting the parents.........with a little luck, III told "dad" about it, and he'll be dropping in to reconstruct the past week for the board...and comment on the Blow-by-blow of the pre-honeymoon.

"I'm not supposed to tell you guys this, but I sticked it in her bum and it stinked. That's all the details I'll give."

"I'm through with this thread".

I figured I'd save you some time.

Cochise
02-08-2005, 01:48 PM
Someone reserve a screen name now for "IV"

Iowanian
02-08-2005, 01:49 PM
I can hear him now...
"My buddies on the internet have been telling me about this think called shocker, it looks like this, but I'm not sure where it goes"

Phobia
02-08-2005, 01:49 PM
Someone reserve a screen name now for "IV"

I'm leaving the Planet forever.

Saulbadguy
02-08-2005, 01:50 PM
Cochise you can just SHUT UP

Cochise
02-08-2005, 01:55 PM
What's that supposed to mean? :hmmm: :hmmm:

Saulbadguy
02-08-2005, 01:56 PM
I don't know, but its still funny.

ROYC75
02-08-2005, 02:18 PM
No IV..... NOooooooooo Not yet, please.


I was on the chat last night giving him a hard time about the trojans on his pc.

He told me he had some there .... the kind you buy in a box .

Iowanian
02-08-2005, 02:24 PM
I'll bet you'll enjoy helping him raise a sugar-addicted IV

I think you should send him to Auctioneer school as a toddler.

Douche Baggins
02-08-2005, 02:26 PM
I just hope he doesn't have pictures.

Iowanian
02-08-2005, 02:27 PM
Gochiefs........how does it feel, sitting on the bench while III is running up the Booty-score?

|Zach|
02-08-2005, 02:28 PM
the kind you buy in a box .
What other kind is there?

Douche Baggins
02-08-2005, 02:29 PM
Gochiefs........how does it feel, sitting on the bench while III is running up the Booty-score?

I don't really care.

Douche Baggins
02-08-2005, 02:30 PM
What other kind is there?

The kind that come in horses.

Cochise
02-08-2005, 02:31 PM
I don't really care.

So, can we officially conclude that you are a bat sander?

Iowanian
02-08-2005, 02:31 PM
The kind that come in horses.

Now, there HAS to be a joke in there somewhere about the goTexas Cowboy.

Douche Baggins
02-08-2005, 02:33 PM
So, can we officially conclude that you are a bat sander?

No, I just don't play baseball.

Iowanian
02-08-2005, 02:34 PM
So, can we officially conclude that you are a bat sander?

You accidently Mispelled "holster- s-a-n-d-e-r"

|Zach|
02-08-2005, 02:35 PM
You accidently Mispelled "holster- s-a-n-d-e-r"
Iowanian I am worried about you buddy...you seem to be GC obsessed these days... ROFL

royc03
02-10-2005, 06:54 PM
You guys are so crazy ........

JazzzLovr
02-10-2005, 06:59 PM
You guys are so crazy ........

It's not the 13th yet! Now I'm REALLY confused! :huh:

ROYC75
02-11-2005, 07:32 AM
It's not the 13th yet! Now I'm REALLY confused! :huh:


You ? :eek: What about me ? What was 3 weeks, turned to a week, then 8 days, then 8 1/2, which went to 9 days and now it is 12 full days .

I know he took a lot of stuff with him . :hmmm:

Douche Baggins
02-11-2005, 07:36 AM
Where exactly did Roy III go? And for what reason?

Saulbadguy
02-11-2005, 07:41 AM
Where exactly did Roy III go? And for what reason?
Tennessee. To tap dat ass.

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2005, 07:44 AM
Tennessee. To tap dat ass.

No, no....he hasn't told dad yet; but they actually eloped...she got pregnant during III's "deflowering."

Least that's what Royr17 told me... :hmmm:

ROYC75
02-11-2005, 07:45 AM
I'm thinking he went snipe hunting !

royc03
02-11-2005, 12:36 PM
Where exactly did Roy III go? And for what reason?

None of your business.

royc03
02-11-2005, 12:36 PM
Tennessee. To tap dat ass.

Thats uncalled for postin stuff like that.

royc03
02-11-2005, 12:37 PM
No, no....he hasn't told dad yet; but they actually eloped...she got pregnant during III's "deflowering."

Least that's what Royr17 told me... :hmmm:

Hey, guess what, got a present for you, 4321

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2005, 12:42 PM
Hey, guess what, got a present for you, 4321

Calm down Roy; I was just teasin'......I love ya man; otherwise, I'd ignore you altogether.