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BroWhippendiddle
02-04-2005, 11:07 PM
Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job four years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and shoot the bull with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college, he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed, Clueless

Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore. You're a United States senator from New York. Act like it!

Mr. Kotter
02-04-2005, 11:15 PM
Very, very nice! ROFL

:thumb:

craneref
02-05-2005, 01:19 AM
Whew, the way was going I was sure that cheatin' husband was going to end up be a Denver fan, so i guess it could have been worse.

Calcountry
02-05-2005, 12:39 PM
Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job four years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and shoot the bull with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college, he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed, Clueless

Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore. You're a United States senator from New York. Act like it!You had me until the punch line, nicely done. :thumb:

ck_IN
02-06-2005, 01:28 PM
I've always thought it fascinating that a woman held up by feminists as a role model made got her stake by 'standing by her man' in the best submissive tradition.

stevieray
02-06-2005, 01:42 PM
I've always thought it fascinating that a woman held up by feminists as a role model made got her stake by 'standing by her man' in the best submissive tradition.

her affair ended in suicide.

BroWhippendiddle
02-07-2005, 10:14 AM
her affair ended in suicide.

Worst case I'd ever seen, shot himself 5 times in the back!!!

StcChief
02-07-2005, 11:45 AM
Excellent.

Taco John
02-07-2005, 11:01 PM
True "conservatives" are easily amused.

Taco John
02-07-2005, 11:02 PM
Hey Look!

There's a red ball!


http://www.u-blox.com/styles/CI/red_ball.jpg


And it hates Clinton!

Quality!

Mr. Kotter
02-08-2005, 07:14 AM
Hey Look!

There's a red ball!


http://www.u-blox.com/styles/CI/red_ball.jpg


And it hates Clinton!

Quality!

Is that one of your implants? :hmmm:

bkkcoh
02-08-2005, 07:15 AM
Is that one of your implants? :hmmm:


If that was his, I would have thought it would have been a blue ball...... :thumb: :p

BroWhippendiddle
02-08-2005, 10:51 AM
True "conservatives" are easily amused.

Nicely said by Taco Jane (with or without the red ball implants), the closet democrat!!

Lzen
02-08-2005, 11:23 AM
True "conservatives" are easily amused.

Pull whatever it is out of your butt and try to enjoy life a little more.

BroWhippendiddle
02-08-2005, 11:43 AM
Pull whatever it is out of your butt and try to enjoy life a little more.

Maybe that red ball wasn't really an implant!! It could have been one of his hemoroids!!!!

NewChief
02-08-2005, 11:54 AM
Is this an old one? If not I must be psychic. I knew the punchline was Bill Clinton just by viewing the thread preview.

Calcountry
02-08-2005, 12:05 PM
Maybe that red ball wasn't really an implant!! It could have been one of his hemoroids!!!!no, but it is probably a sex toy that he pulled out of his ass.

Calcountry
02-08-2005, 12:06 PM
Pull whatever it is out of your butt and try to enjoy life a little more.He did. He posted it for us to see. ;)

BIG_DADDY
02-09-2005, 09:39 AM
I hate Bill for a lot of things but but how do you blame the guy for wanting to hit something besides Hillary?

Lzen
02-09-2005, 01:05 PM
I hate Bill for a lot of things but but how do you blame the guy for wanting to hit something besides Hillary?

You make a good argument. Then again, he's the idiot who married her in the first place. I mean, I know it's Arkansas but c'mon, there's gotta be better down there.